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Hey Humans, My name is COVID-19 and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, multi-cellular lifeforms who spend every second of their day running around polluting the planet. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever caused a national state of emergency? I mean, I guess it's fun destroying the environment because of greed, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse then an incurable immunodeficiency retrovirus. Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best vaccine. I'm pretty much perfect. I was formed from avian and human transmittable viruses undergoing a phenotypic mix. Where did you come from, other than "DNA shot into an egg"? I also can transfer between you, not just pigs like this one (She just got infected by me; Shit was SO rash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It's me and my host

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17515563

john pls

>> No.17515570

>>17515559
wow how the fuck did the last time I see one of these was like 6 years ago and where did the time go

>> No.17515581

>>17515570
The last time I saw one I was in high school.
I’m 30 now.

>> No.17515599

>>17515581
I fucking hate this acceleration of time I just wanna go back

>> No.17515603

>>17515559

B-b-but dean kootz said you couldn’t infect animals and were a bacteria! Reeeeee!

>> No.17515619

>>17515599
It’ll be alright man, just trust me on this one. Either Heaven exists or we’ll be having this conversation again in trillions of years. Either way, I’m comfy. Checked btw.