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It’s Saturday night

Why are you on /biz/?

>> No.17511529

Have no friends, girlfriend left me, kinda wanna die, kinda like the retards on here, entertainment.

>> No.17511532

>>17511493
just waiting for the dump

>> No.17511540

>>17511529
no such thing as death, so better start embracing life
https://youtu.be/pm7za4OIM5k

>> No.17511545
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17511545

over leveraged on a 24/7 market

>> No.17511547

>>17511493
its midday sunday and im hung over i can do what i want

>> No.17511553

>>17511493
Im in university, I socialise, attend class and drink during the weekdays and work on weekends. I have wagecuckdom tomorrow morning.

>> No.17511576

>>17511545
Ifeel ya bruh

>> No.17511591

I’m on call at work, can’t drink, can’t coom, just gonna make fun of tripfags all night until I get a call to go in

>> No.17511599

>>17511545
sadly this

>> No.17511609

>>17511529
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*click*
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love you bastards

>> No.17511631

>>17511529
same here bro

>> No.17511638

>>17511493
I m spooning with my sleeping GF and trading some future at the same time on my phone

Feels comfy
Set up my orders and then I go to the living room smoking a blunt before unironically getting my dick between her buttcheck before I sleep

>> No.17511654

>>17511529
Feels bad but I bet she didn’t deserved you
Many frens here are actually good guys

>> No.17511659

>>17511493
I'm a boomer loser. This is my hole it was made for me.

>> No.17511661

All I do is work, work, work no matter what.
Money on my mind I can never get enough.

>> No.17511675

Hows the clubbing Scene in ya cities?
Is it difficult to get some thots?

>> No.17511715

>>17511659
Drrrrr drrrrrrr oldfag drrrrrrr

>> No.17511925
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17511925

Bf fell asleep.
No other frens.

>> No.17511939

>>17511925
Do you have a cute tummy?

>> No.17511955

>>17511925
show full frontal nude right now

>> No.17511970
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>>17511955

>> No.17511976

I'm old and bored.

>> No.17511977

spent the day snowboarding, got a blow job from my hot wife (shes a hyper-intelligent and hyper-sexy CS major btw) in the shower an hour ago, about to walk my dog. I'm reaching my self-imposed shitpost limit though, so sayonara mofos. might be back later when im drunk/high tonight YOLO
1keoy niggers.

>> No.17511990

>>17511970
Then gtfo, hole.

>> No.17512004

>>17511493
> Studying like a nord while you search for some chlamidia infected roastie

>> No.17512022

>>17511493
There is this thing call coronavirus that it sweeping the globe. Imagine going outside to eat or whatever at this time.

>> No.17512040

>>17511591
Fuck you nigger loving retard!

>> No.17512047

>>17511970
Dumb bitch, get out!

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>>17511545
iktf anon

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>>17512047
Make me

>> No.17512097

>>17512066
Can we get a pic of your ass in underwear?

>> No.17512130

>>17511939
>>17511955
>>17511976
>>17512047
>>17512097

Why is this attitude so prevalent on this subchan?

Act like you've encountered a girl before jesus

>> No.17512135

>>17511493
its sunday afternoon you fucking burger.

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>> No.17512184

>>17512130
Shut up nerd.

>> No.17512213

>>17512130
White knighting faggot! Go have sex!

>> No.17512225

corona virus

>> No.17512259

>>17511493
Waiting for more based pnk memes unironically

>> No.17512289
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>>17511493
>mfw literally at the bar right now down the street from my girlfriend's apartment

>> No.17512305

>>17512289
Careful bro, Salazar Slytheran caught you taking the creep shot.

>> No.17512306

because im on an airplane headed home

>> No.17512445

>>17512289
What did you get?

>> No.17512587

>>17512130
>subchan

lmao I'm stealing this.

>> No.17512595

>>17511529
same bro, i feel fucking empty. this is what hell must be like

>> No.17512632

>>17512587
Go back.

>> No.17512826

>>17511493
Gotta study for a stupid fucking test and can't go out. I swear I'm gonna fail it.

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>>17512826
Is it the dick sucking test? You will pass just fine faggot.

>> No.17512837

Girlfriend is out of town (not getting fucked by buff black men)
I just started a new job so no money until new paycheck which is probably tuesdayish
It's rainy and I'm sleepy

good night

>> No.17512846

Because I'm taking a fat shit, wondering what the rest of you faggots think about this economic meltdown.

>> No.17512854

>>17511675
Yeah.

But i like to drink and dance so even when i don't score it's fun.

>> No.17512868

>>17512846
Bullish as fuck for LINK.

>> No.17512898

>>17511493
A woman wants me to get drunk and fuck her.
But instead, I'm staying inside to play mount&blade Warband.

>> No.17512920

>>17512898
Do you have trouble getting it up and/or cumming when you’re drunk?

>> No.17512945

>>17512898
Gay.

>> No.17512989

>>17512920
Nahh I don't get a whiskey dick. The main reason for not wanting to get drinks with her is that she's crazy and that it's a couple of towns away. We've only been on one date, which was yesterday. If she still wants to fuck I probably will, but not tonight.
Gotta watch Crypto and get this fucking butter

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>tfw breaking out a $100 bill from a stack of 47 $100 bills to pay in view of the bar tender who made out with me last year before tipping her a $20 and then disappointing

>>17512305
I'm not worried; he's an off-work suit who was very polite and made room for me at the bar apropos.

>>17512445
Medium-rare OG Burger (med-rare) washed down with a Night Vision stout (too sweet) followed by a Mean Old Tom stout (more savory & much better).

I'm already "home" now, regretting my return because of my gf's complaints (she's literally too dumb to figure out the television remotes, but has other traits which are desirable).

Goodnight, /biz/!

I honestly hope that all of you have a great Leap Night and prosperous futures; we are all in this together, and I love you all.

>> No.17513019

>>17511925
you know what to do.. tits or gtfo

>> No.17513020

>>17513007
^disappearing (fuck autocorrect after I had five beers).

Hodl, LINK-Marines; hodl... the world belongs to US!

>> No.17513021

>>17512989
Based af
Sounds not worth it. Make her come to you after she’s done drinking and looking for dick.

>> No.17513037

>>17512898
You are absolutely fucking based, and I've done the exact same thing... and I'll do it again!

Fuck, I'm still buzzedposting.

>> No.17513045
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>>17513007
>>17513020
Hope you're doing okay fren. Try not to blow all your money too quickly.

>> No.17513059

>>17511493
arguing with svtards to pass time between episodes and games

>> No.17513068

>>17512130
dilate

>> No.17513071

getting a bit of money and wanting to study more on how to invest. can i have some help?

>> No.17513079

>>17511493
Just came back from a date with my gf and now I'm setting up my strategy for the next slaughter in the stock market.

>> No.17513089
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17513089

THIS IS NOW A DANCE PARTY THREAD!!
POST BANGERS!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8q3OfpQC2iY

>> No.17513090

>>17513071
Institute of trading.. you can learn quite a bit from watching their YouTube vids

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>>17513021
Feel like i know who this is

>> No.17513101

I'm taking a fat ogre shit and phone posting before going back to play both minecraft and rim world at the same time while watching my linkies skyrocket

fuck niggers and likes btw

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AYYYY!!
WHAT'S UP FAGGOTS!?
WHO'S READY FOR THE WORLD TO BURN AND TO MAKE A LOT OF MONEY?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wl6968xYsHg

>> No.17513121

>>17513092
The cat gives it away sometimes

>> No.17513122

I'm not a Chad. I really want to smell a woman's asshole. Women only want Chad.

>> No.17513128

>>17513090
thaanks! my wife and i ran into some money but we both want to buy a house but i'd love to have way more cash when the real estate market crashes

>> No.17513137

>>17511925
You should make more friends. Maybe you and I can chat somwhere

>> No.17513141

>>17511493
Implying you’re not doing the same thing

>> No.17513145

no one likes me

>> No.17513146

>>17512289
i know that bar....you're fired!

>> No.17513160
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GET HYPE YOU DUMB NIGGERS!!!
AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
PORTLAND ANONS SOUND OFF!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKbLVOsju40

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>>17513108
based music choice, and here here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udM1wOuEtoU

FUCK NIGGERS, FUCK KIKES, AND ESPECIALLY FUCK JANNIES!

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17513188

all stocked up and comfy as a bug in a rug.
finna make some fucking STACKS monday.
LET'S GO!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imp0BqHBxyQ

>> No.17513237

>>17511493
My friends are hungover and I'm not in the mood for going out, so I'm bought a bottle of Malbec and plan to play Kingdom Come all night

>> No.17513300
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I'm stuck on a remote military base to inspect pavement for 2 weeks and there's nothing else to do

>> No.17513314

>>17513137
Sure. I have Signal. Some autistic schizo dude on here made me get one. He was fun.

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just got a six pack and im ready drown my anxiety and depression only to have it come back ten fold tomorrow

>> No.17513322

>>17511529
Same here, 5 years working in another city where nobody gives a shit about me. The few real friends I made left long ago for better jobs abroad, Can't follow them because low IQ retard with no graduate degree and zero networking skills.

GF moved with me couple of years ago and supported her to pursue a masters degree. She started discussions for stupid materialistic stuff, like "why did you order this I do not like X omg day is ruined" or "the car is making noises it''s breaking oh shit why did you make us go outside today? your fault" and other problems she knew I could easily make dissapear by paying money, because that is why I worked for, so we did not have poorfag worries.
Then she proceeded to obliterate 7 years of relationship by cheating with an ugly bastard she had just met at school.
Had couple of girls flirting to me before all that happened, rejected because muh morality. Now I regret it as no one talks to me anymore, Now their stare at me with that "what a creepy loser" look. Guess it's part of getting old and gaining just a few Kg ruins your market value. Feel like I wasted my best years, there is no coming back.

I come from a low income family in a 3rd world shithole, so I sacrificed everything to get a nice job in a good company and reach economic stability to start a family but now it is completely empty and pointless, pay is good but job is boring as fuck.

Wanna kill myself, only things stopping me is thinking of the process (still not that suicidal yet or else I would have done it without thinking) and the unnecesary pain I would cause to my family who should not be suffering because I ruined my life.
Looking for a way to go back and live tthe rest of my unworthy life as a shitcoin retired NEET, and enjoy my parents while they are still here.
Found this place, frens are entertaining, reading new threads is the most enjoyable thing of my day, I have learned, FOMO'ed, keked and cried, but now my only hope is that we will al make it.

>> No.17513338

>>17511545
Should I do this or are you only overleveraged because you dont have a make it stack?

>> No.17513368

>>17511631
same here bro

>> No.17513442
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https://youtu.be/O9Y1sEmyymw

>> No.17513462

>>17511493
Basically all my friends are faggots who still think they are 16 when in reality we are 26. So I cut them out of my life, so now I just have no friends. And kind of don't really see any hope in life, but I still wake up and go to work then the gym hoping that something will change for the better eventually.

>> No.17513502

>>17513462
Sounds like you're the faggot anon.

>> No.17513513

>>17512289
>>17513007
based

>> No.17513543

>>17513502
based

>> No.17513553

>>17512130
>subchan
Bretty gud bait my dude, I like it

>> No.17513555

Because I sell cars for a living

>> No.17513584

Bc I own 200k link. What do you want me to do ?

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>>17513584
What do you want to do anon?

>> No.17513665

>>17513300
Sounds exciting, unironically

>> No.17513669

>>17513593
I’d like to figure out which puts imma buy on Monday and try and transfer those profits into link but idk now that gay bear Powell is at the wheel who the fuck knows.

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>>17513669
How old are you?

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>>17511493

Checkin in with the homies.

>> No.17513905

>>17513322
I read this fren :' )

>> No.17513921

>>17511529
Everything's the same for me except never even had a gf

>> No.17513943

>>17511493
All the days just blend together, each one no different than the last

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>>17513442
for the love of god SHUT THE FUCK UPP, you spam EVERY thread with your pointless shit
good techno though

>> No.17513988

I’m not a normie and don’t like clubs or bars. Got a haircut today, got lunch with my mom, went to the gym for 3 hours and then came home and worked on some art for an hour or two and then Meditated for an hour or so. Was a comfy night, I’m a NEET so everyday is a weekend for me. Gonna hang out with this girl I used to work with tomorrow.

>> No.17514083

>>17513089
>>17513188
Chill groove makes me feel comfy thnx 4 sharing frens

https://youtu.be/vm6MzvC-8pU

>> No.17514106

>>17511493

I have a 2 year old and my wife never wants to leave the house.

I thought "no not me I picked a good woman" but that's never the case. Women's lib was a mistake and 90% of western women are simply self serving manipulative trash.

>> No.17514113

>>17514106
Damn what happened bro

>> No.17514121

>>17513322
We're all in this together

>> No.17514183

>>17514113

5'4
Cute
Brunette with olive skin
Looks kinda like Monica from Friends
Great time dating fell in love
Great brains, great body. Easy going woman almost no drama

So we marry. Have a kid. The moment she got pregnant she transformed into someone else entirely. I don't even recognize her.

Fat. Acts like I don't exist. 0 interest in sex. Never wants to leave house. Basically looks miserable every day. Tells me "nothing I can do will help her and just to accept the way it is"

Been almost 3 years of this shit. Been bringing her to couples counseling on my dime and she hasn't changed shit. She has a doc giving her happy pills and that ain't doing shit either.

Oh boy.

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I finally understood why you niggers don't sell... this thing is fucking huge, I tried telling friends and family and they can't grasp the fucking concept. I finally understand now, reworking my budget to accumulate as much as I can for this year.

Gonna keep fudding though. My friends think i'm crazy, but by the time I get a Lambo it will be all too late...

>> No.17514202

>>17514183
Omg that’s terrible. This happens pretty often too. I’m legit scared to have kids bc what if I end up hating my life too?? Are ANY moms happy? I’m sorry anon. It sounds like you’re doing all the right things. You’re a good man.

>> No.17514206

>>17514183
Sorry to hear that my man, what do you think flipped the switch? I’ll say a prayer for you my dude. I know another guy in the exact situation. Hope it all works out, do you have some Link stacked away at least?

>> No.17514241

I am waiting for the thot bubble to burst to get a young wife and start a senpai, I just hope my dad is still around by the time that happens...

>> No.17514255

I abandoned my wife and kid and feel absolutely remorseless

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>>17513314
drop discord so I can send cat pics

>> No.17514288

>>17514183
>Never wants to leave house
Atleast you know she's not cheating on you

>> No.17514316

>>17514282
HK_0614

>> No.17514531

>>17514202

It's not always the case but there's a good chance of it happening. I have I guess what you could call a "career coach" friend of mine in his 50's, successful millionaire. I meet him for lunch once a month to get career advice.

I asked him about the wife and he said "you don't want to hear this but what you're experiencing is the norm for many men. It's hard wired into female DNA to use beauty and fun and sex to hook a man into marriage or a baby. Then once you are locked in they drop the act. Accept your reality and do your job as a father. You don't have to stay together forever, but keep putting in reps trying to make it work. You find another woman after her and she'll pull the same routine on you"

Hit me like a brick to the face.

>> No.17514551

>>17514206

I believe it's a hard wired thing in female DNA to stop caring for a man once they gotten everything they need out of him and have outcomes hooked up for themselves.

I can say with certainty that this is not always the case, but it's often the case. Particularly in a society where women are exalted and privileged like the are in the west.

>> No.17514560

>>17514288

Nope. She ain't cheating. She is just a fat stay at home slug.

Here's some fun numbers for you. She was 130lb when we met, now she is 170lb.

>> No.17514581

>>17514531
Jesus Christ. He’s not kidding either. Women always complain about men cheating but if you’re not pleasing your man then someone is going to. That’s why men cheat. Not saying you’re going to but I can see why that happens.

>> No.17514605

>>17514581

It's crossed my mind but then I think about crushing the heart of our child and then I don't do it.

What I told my wife a year ago was....

"If you're gonna close the kitchen on me don't get mad when I go eat somewhere else"

>> No.17514621

>>17514605
Based. Good for you.
Also as far as her “happy pills”, I was on an antidepressant for years. It will absolutely kill your sex drive. I went off of it because I was so tired of not feeling anything.

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>>17511493
i must do the deed of spreading the good gospel of Origin Protocol. this coin will change you are life dank sir. let it be known

>> No.17514643

>>17511545
This. kek

>> No.17514646

>>17514255
Mind greentexting it anon?

>> No.17514756

>>17514621

Thanks man. One day at a time.

>> No.17514873

>>17514605
Whether the relationship works out or not is one thing but at the very least do your best to take care of your child. If there's no helping your wife then fuck some sluts on the side who gives a shit but don't make the kid suffer from all this

>> No.17514897

Because if I don't I may do something horrifying.

>> No.17515056

>>17514873

I do everything I can every day. The only reason I haven't left is my kid.

>> No.17515157

>>17511939
>>17511955
>>17513019
>>17513137
It's that whore from the other thread, she posted tits in there

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>>17513314
Wow. Posting vag crease on /biz/ to incels, pedos and autists while your bf is asleep. This is marriage material right here

>> No.17515225

>>17515196
See the joke was that my “boyfriend” was asleep and the picture was of my cat asleep. Hence I have no boyfriend.

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>>17511925
this is Durgesh and you deserve what you get for giving this larping hooah the inevitable 200+ replies this thread will get. fuckin nu-chan lite

>> No.17515393

Just got back from this fancy hipster cinema with my mom. Took her out to dinner too. Dad died out of the blue like 4 months ago. Im still absolutely broken but she really enjoyed it. She was happy and laughing and a good time.

I'm dead inside but maybe when link moons it'll help. Can take my mom travelling or something

>> No.17515472

>>17515393
Good man

>> No.17515702

>>17515225

why do you come on /biz out of all the places a roastie female can spend their time you choose to do it here? you understand that if we were a chick we would have a twitch and ethot selling panties and bathwater instead of slaving away looking at cmc every day cringing every time the total market cap drops a few bill

>> No.17515871

>>17515702
Not everybody can or wants to do that. I’d feeling like a fucking idiot if I had a tiktok. I interact with you assholes all fucking day every day and only remind you I’m female every so often. Like on a Saturday night when I’m bored and home alone. My sole income right now is boomer stocks and crypto so fuck off with the anti girl shit it’s played out.

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>>17515871
You give off motherly vibes, it's a shame that you have wasted your youth and fertility by being a modern wahmen. You project issues and your unstable personality, so you have no business being a parent anyhow.

Vid related

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q14C32Z_jJQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q14C32Z_jJQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q14C32Z_jJQ

>> No.17516249

>>17515871
You made any dank memes?