Basement Confinement - Slight /biz/ Edition

[Anonymous No.174945]

Choose wisely.

[Anonymous No.174955]

80 hours of phone conversation with moot.

[Anonymous No.174959]

>>174945
Damn it, Dartboard+Darts is one point.

[Anonymous No.174966]

3 years early
Double the dolls
Pinballtable
Call moot

[Anonymous No.174965]

>>174945
If you are going to post these then at least make them kinda hard.

[Anonymous No.174969]

>>174945
I assume if any of the items goes out of order, i get a replacement? Also, i wish there was a better variety of musical instruments. I'd rather have a piano (or a keyboard) or a flute.

But anyway, using accumulated total:
4chan: 13
youtube:26
porn: 33
decent food: 45
books: 50
geenhouse: 55
guitar: 59
workshop: 63
gym: 75
trashman: 80

I could easily give up the last three, but that's not enough for the "get out of basement early" option.

[Anonymous No.174974]

1st computer - 13
50k invest - 13
Moot - 3
Get out 3 years early - 35
Books - 5
Garden - 5
Radio - 6

I could just read Buffet's book if I wanted to know what he thought. Moot relates to me and I will have something to look forward to each week.

[Anonymous No.174980]

I would be such an autist if I could only talk to someone for 4 hours a week (Moot+Buffet).

[Anonymous No.174983]

>>174969
Good choices.
Can't I jsut see porn on 4chan though?

[Anonymous No.174996]

>>174983
Porn on 4chan is limited to images ( /hc/, /h/, /d/) and gifs (/gif/). I felt that wouldnt be enough, and 30 min of sex per month is totally not worth the points.

[Anonymous No.175022]

>>174974
>Buffet

>>174980
>Buffet

[Anonymous No.175035]

Skylight +4
Jacuzzi + 3
Dog ( Corgi) + 5
Youtube + 13
4chan + 13
TV w/ 300 movies + 15
TV with 3 Channels (One is HBO) + 15
Choice of Food + 12

It'll be a very comfortable ten years. It'll kind of suck being stuck inside, but it's essentially like my life right now except no need to work.

[Anonymous No.175040]

>>175035
>essentially like my life right now except no need to work.
this (except the sex part)

[Anonymous No.175046]

-books(5)
-gym(12)
-food(12)
-garden(5)
-double money(40)
-jacuzzi(3)
-pool(2)

This is pretty easy. Points given is too large. Don't take 50k because you're getting 10 mil(why day trade for peanuts? No wonder people here suck at investing). Don't talk to Buffett because you have books, and you can't speak on Buffett's level(plus as others said, what is he going to tell you that you couldn't have gotten out of his annual shareholder letters/books?)

The only questionable thing is getting out early, but if you're given a choice between being trapped with far less stuff for a shorter period of time(and only 3 years), and a longer period of time with far more amenities... why would you choose the former?

[Anonymous No.175049]

3 years early-35
tv 3 channels-15
food-12
books-5
dog-5
sky light-4
moot-3

leaves me with 1 point
Can I get some paper and pencils?

[Anonymous No.175056]

>>175046
>Don't take 50k because you're getting 10 mil(why day trade for peanuts?
Properly invested, that $50k could compound into $500,000+ or so. Plus what if someone wanted to be a fund manager and build a successful track record?

[Anonymous No.175057]

>>175040
>implying I have sex

Actually I do, but I think I have enough to do (and 4chan fap material) to make it through 10 years.

Whats sad is the first girl you put it in you'll be done in one pump after ten years. 10 million dollars and disappointing sex for the first little bit.

[Anonymous No.175067]

>>174965
Basically this, except I'd replace some of the less important things (Jacuzzi, garden, radio, stereo to me, 4chan if necessary) for getting out 3 years early

And I might trade the sex for conversation with warren buffet

[Anonymous No.175075]

>>175056
Befriending Warren Buffet would be a far better track to the high life. Although he might die before you get out.

[Anonymous No.175081]

>>175067
>warren buffet
>>175022

[Anonymous No.175093]

$50k + brokerage access
Buffet
Porn
Books
Food
Gym
Hot girl
Music
Tools
Dog

I'd eternally regret not getting the vidya/games/alcohol and most of all the 3 years years early, but at least I'd be insanely rich

These threads make me feel weird

[Anonymous No.175091]

>>175081
Problem?

[Anonymous No.175106]

>>175056
Who cares about being a fund manager? With 20mil out of jail(or even 10 mil), 4% rule gives me fucking 800k(400k) per year to spend.

Now, I could be a fucktard and try and spend that much per year, but just think about that for a second. You could buy a new lamborghini -every fucking year-. Or, you could be on vacation, forever spending ~200k/year.

Get it?

[Anonymous No.175109]

>>175093
>>175081
....

It's Warren
>BUFFETT
2 t's.

[ForexRobot !dNam5XNQsk No.175113]

Satellite Radio------6
10/10 Sex -----------8
Books-----------------5
Food------------------12
Gym-------------------12
Youtube--------------13
4chan-----------------13
Stereo----------------10
TOTAL---------------79

But I am willing to trade in the stereo for jacuzzi/moot/garden if I can grow pot in the garden.

Also youtube makes the stereo kind of useless.

[Anonymous No.175115]

Ok,image this time. I wish I didn't have to choose Moot, but there's about 73 points of absolutely vital stuff and I need some kind of social interaction so I may as well fill the rest up with moot+pinball machine + pool table

[Anonymous No.175117]

>>175106
I think personally it's most important to look at the long term value of a lot of the options.

Sure you could turn that 50k into 50 million... But at the same time you could lose it. That 13 points could be better spent on Youtube (constant, unique entertainment across the board), or 4chan (Socializing with another human being on demand)

There is no good going into the box if you come out the other end with mild psychosis.

[ForexRobot !dNam5XNQsk No.175125]

>>175115
I guess you could just fuck the dog

[Anonymous No.175128]

>>175125
I can masturbate without porn, and I've survived without fucking for 25 years anyway. No need.

[Anonymous No.175129]

>>175113
>laptop speakers

Not entirely, no.

[ForexRobot !dNam5XNQsk No.175138]

>>175129
guess ill just play the XM lottery

[Anonymous No.175157]

>>175117
You must be some kind of idiot
Getting as close to Buffet as I am my therapist plus every textbook I want, there is no reason to lose money
Though psychosis may be inevitable

[Anonymous No.175161]

>>174945
why is the food limited to 2000 cal a day at most?

do you like looking like a skeleton?

[Anonymous No.175173]

80 points? Easy.

50k to invest - 13
4chan and news -13
food - 12
gym - 12
books - 5
Warren Buffet - 8
10/10 girl - 8
4/10 girl - 6
jaccuzi - 3

Where do I sign up?

[Anonymous No.175176]

Too easy. Even easier if I can watch all the paid stuff on Youtube also without having to pay.

[Anonymous No.175183]

>>175176
>10 years of watching youtube

you'd an hero within 5 years

[Anonymous No.175193]

>>174945
WARREN FUCKING BUFFET

and a laptop + trading

>10 years later is a trillionaire

[Guy with 9 bikes No.175212]

Anyone who did not choose Warren Buffett needs to seriously reexamine his thinking. Are you egotistical enough to believe you are better off without his advise?

[Anonymous No.175217]

Access to an online brokerage (13)
Secure computer running Trisquel+4chan (13)
TV+gaming console (13)
Gym (12)
Food of any kind (12)
Garden in greenhouse (5)
10 books of your choice (5)

[Anonymous No.175222]

>>175212
What makes you think he's going to give you advice? He could spend the entire hour calling you a homo.

[ForexRobot !dNam5XNQsk No.175223]

>>175212
What does it matter? Ill end up rich even if I dont talk to him although the trading terminal does seem like a good way to pass 10 years.

[Guy with 9 bikes No.175251]

>>175223
You aren't required to follow all of Buffett's advise, but there are just a FEW indications that he knows what he is talking about when it comes to making money. You could also bounce your ideas off him.
I'm thinking that a few weeks following him around and being able to ask him questions is far more valuable than an MBA from one of the best schools.

[Anonymous No.175257]

>>175222

My sides lost orbit at the idea of Buffett calling me a homo on the telephone for an hour a week

[Anonymous No.175258]

>>175222
>He could spend the entire hour calling you a homo.

[Anonymous No.175264]

>Not dumping all your points in to trashman

Into the trash it goes!

[Anonymous No.175274]

>>175183
Considering that I'd be spending at least a 3rd of those 10 years sleeping, working out, doing yoga+meditating, learning things, watching compilation videos, movies, series, old things already put up and new things put up everyday, I would doubt it.
>>175212
Do you really think the guy is going to dedicate at least 500hrs of his next 10years giving you financial advice? He could be dying of cancer, suffer a stroke, or some other health condition becoming senile 1week in and therefore useless. He could just hang up on you for an hour every week also, he might not be rude in real life but just because you get to have a direct phone line with him doesn't mean he has to tell you anything you want to know or listen to you at all.

[Anonymous No.175294]

OP here. I created a new and improved version which is a little harder and with better and more options. Will post when this thread dies.

[Anonymous No.175305]

>>175212
I'd have 10 million dollars, and enough entertainment to live my life as though it were a lesser version of my house.

Seriously, I got enough to make it through 10 years without going fucking crazy, then 10 million dollars for the rest of my life.

Fuck the buffet.

[Guy with 9 bikes No.175308]

>>175274
>Do you really think...
I think the whole thread is for our amusement and discussion. I don't think OP actually plans to give any of us a real choice and actually deliver any of those options. I could be wrong.

[Anonymous No.175355]

>>175308
Then your little outburst over peoples' choices was unnecessary agreed?

[Anonymous No.175356]

Get out 3 years early - 35
YouTube - 48
Quality food - 60
10 books - 65
Skylight - 69
10/10 - 77
Jacuzzi - 80

I hate sex, and even then the concept of having access to a literally perfect woman monthly is attractive. Also, I wish I could take an acoustic to have something to practice, but the skylight would probably keep me sane.

[Anonymous No.175357]

>4chan (+13)
>YouTube (+13)
>good food(+12)
>double it(+40)

Really wanted the books or the workshop, but I'd rather have a comfy cozy 10 years. If this actually was offered to me, I'd probably decline though. Wasting the better years of my life in a basement accomplishing nothing is not worth 2mil a year. What am I supposed to do with all that money

[Anonymous No.175362]

>>175356
>I hate sex
What? Why?
That's honestly respectable and intriguing.

[Guy with 9 bikes No.175380]

>>175355
>...your little outburst...
I didn't mean for it to sound like an outburst. I'm not upset; thought I was contributing to purely academic discussion. If I came across as upset or argumentative, I apologize.

[Anonymous No.175391]

>>175357
You could make your life a lot more comfortable in the basement by not doubling down, so you aren't exactly wasting them.

Most people go to work for half of their waking hours, then spend the rest at home. You "work" for ten years straight then have the rest of your life to enjoy the entire world and it's opportunities with your ten million.

[Anonymous No.175392]

>>175362
It's messy, tiring, and I find that all the emotions and complexes that come with being so close to another person get in the way of my enjoyment. It also sometimes feels like a chore to have to please your partner. Generally I'd rather just jerk it off in the comfort of my room and mind.

Most importantly though, it's difficult for me to connect with others, and if she was someone I could connect with, I'd probably respect her too much to want to stab her with my penis.

[Anonymous No.175410]

>>175392

[Anonymous No.175414]

>>175392
Best post this month. Thank you, Anon. I think like you for the most part, but I can't much put it into words.

[Anonymous No.175419]

>>175274
>Working out
>No gym
Yeah right anon

[Anonymous No.175496]

4chan & news
youtube
food
gym
acoustic guitar
books
10/10 sex
garden
skylight
workshop

If I could have a offline linux computer with up-to-date programming tools, I would give up workshop, garden and sex, putting the viable price at 17 for me.

4chan is essential since it's the only unlimited social outlet of any kind in this list. Which would be kinda scary actually...

Doubling the prize money or leaving early would be insane. 10 Million is fine, thanks, I would have absolutely no need for double for that much shittier 10 years. And 7 years is so long anyway that cutting only 3 years away is not worth 35 points.

And I think I just don't care about investing that much. I'll much rather develop myself as a person with books, gym and guitar.

[Anonymous No.175696]

Not worth it for 10m I would prefer being on the run.

[Anonymous No.175735]

Woah man, that was easy.

2x "Get out three years early" - 10 Points left
1x Dog Bro - 5 Points left
1x 10 Books of my choice - 0 Points left

That means i can leave after 4 years and use this time to chill with my dog bro and read books/educate myself and still get my 10.000.000$.

[Anonymous No.175929]

>>175735
Have fun living in your concrete prison cell with no sense of time while you drive yourself insane.

I'm going to go sit in my Jacuzzi while fapping on /b/, then watch some Yogscast or HBO.

[Anonymous No.177208]

>>175419
>what are push ups, sit ups, pull ups, and cardio
The basic shit plus i have a bed to use as weight, if there isn't a bed frame then I use the washer and dryer. You can bulk up all you want I'm, that's not my intention.

[Anonymous No.177231]

10 million ain't enough dollars.

[Anonymous No.177245]

Anyone not taking the 3 years early is surely insane?

[Anonymous No.177274]

>>177245
Why? It has been years since I left my room or anything else than work or going to the supermarket anyway.

[Anonymous No.177332]

People overlook how useful YouTube is in such scenario.

It provides news, tutorials, live streams, and so much more. It's the next best thing after having full access to the Internet.

So,

YouTube
Gym
Food
Window
Wood

[Anonymous No.177360]

Secure computer with 4chan.

Youtube.

Alcohol.

Food of any specification.

Jacuzzi.

Garden.

To be honest, if someone could give me that, I probably wouldn't fucking come out.

[Anonymous No.177430]

> implying I want the money

Give me that basement and a 4chan computer, I'll live my life there.

[Anonymous No.177680]

>>174945
>double reward (-40)
> pc with 4chan (will cover entertainment, news, porn) (-13)
>food (-12)
>gym (-12)
>jacuzzi (-3)

When I'm 30 and got 20 million, I'll be ready to retire.

[Anonymous No.177827]

This is basically how my life is right now except that in this case I'd also have a garden. So even better.

Fuck the money, let me live the rest of my life in there and I'll be happy.