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2020 coronavirus kino edition.

popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

basic stock market terminology:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Risk management: (READ IT FAGGOT)
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free charting tools:
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

Stock screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

Basic rundown on lean hogs:
http://www.theoptionsguide.com/lean-hogs-futures-buying.aspx

List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/
popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Educational sites:
<insert hentai link {lol i wrote insert} here>
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free charting tools:
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

Stock screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

Basic rundown on lean hogs:
http://www.theoptionsguide.com/lean-hogs-futures-buying.aspx

List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

previous low energy thread >>17489583

>> No.17489814

>>17489792
Akira also had a clown gang which is pretty funny

>> No.17489826

>>17489792
Real thread is here. At least it has anime girl for the thread pic.

>> No.17489843

STOP
MAKING
THREADS

>> No.17489844

>>17489814
Fucking reality is a joke. Nothing makes sense edition.

>> No.17489859

>>17489843
Dude this is THE thread, chill out and just post here.

>> No.17489864

BEARBROS NOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.17489872

>>17489844
Reality makes sense, we're just not smart enough. Like think about how fucked up it is that whales started as land mammals.

>> No.17489917

>>17489872
Maybe but in regards to whales fucking made their bed and now they can sleep in it. Seriously how dumb do you have to be to evolve to be dependent on a medium like the ocean where everything is constantly shitting, dying, and fucking in it. Fucking dumb and gross.

>> No.17489955

BUY LINKS

>> No.17489965

>>17489917
You're failing to realize things on land are breathing in tree farts

>> No.17489976

So should I hold my casino puts? They expire end of next week.

Is this rebound another lunch time dead cat bounce?

>> No.17489978

How big of a sell-off are we going to see right before the market closes?

Shit finna be scary senpai

>> No.17489984

>>17489965
holy shit how do i profit from this

>> No.17489990

>>17489792
stop making a million threads you fucking retard

>> No.17489998

>>17489965
When you stop to think about trees are actually the most dominant life forms on this earth.

>> No.17490007

>>17489978
none lol
they're moving your 401k into the indices so they can pump it and sell off their own positions in AH, orchestrate a little pump monday and tuesday for the WH to get their hands around the messaging to blame democrats, then they'll crash all your life's savings on tuesday evening and throughout the week

>> No.17490010

>>17489978
What is this based on? Not being a dick, just trying to make money.

>> No.17490016

BEARS ARE BACK FROM LUNCH

>> No.17490022
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WHAT THE FUCK

THERE ARE LIKE 6 ACTIVE SMG THREADS RIGHT NOW

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.17490044
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>>17490022
Five

SMG CHADS ALWAYS WINNINNNGGG

>> No.17490059

>>17490022
>>17490044
I'm shit posting in all of them. What's the worst that can happen with hyper inflated threads?

>> No.17490079

>>17490010
Probably just people not wanting to hold over the weekend since God only knows what could happen. It could spread in the US, the pope could get diagnosed with it, the WHO declare it a pandemic, a video of someone dying horribly could come out, etc. Any or all of these things happening could make what's happened to the market so far look like child's play.

>> No.17490109

>>17489978
3:30pm - Selloff from 295 to 287

>> No.17490110

Sold all my in the money sqqq calls early for a fat profit. I would honestly be glad for a few green days to make my next purchase cheaper

>> No.17490145

>>17490109
Doubt it. I think we may have very well reached a bottom. If Fed or banks print or release similar news this Monday we may have very well seen the bottom.

>> No.17490147

>>17489792
>Akira shows the WHO advising to postpone the olympics
I do not remember this part

>> No.17490179
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17490179

>>17489792
It's all over

>> No.17490257

>>17490145
possibly. no way in hell am i gambling on anything today lol. Just sticking in these threads to offer some opinions. Honestly, the best move atm is to not make a move.

>> No.17490262

>tfw my portfolio went from $63,000 to $52,000 this week
>tfw wanted to raise some cash out of it this summer to help move across country
>tfw now dont want to sell anything
>tfw the worst isn't even here yet

>> No.17490277

>>17490257
Should I hold my casino puts or dump?

>> No.17490305

>>17490277
if in profit bail imo. if not might as well hodl

>> No.17490351

>>17490262
tfw you didnt bail mid feb when JFK anon posted on /pol/...

>> No.17490382

>>17490351
I wouldn't ever bail based on what any fucking sperg says on any board. Everyone is always wrong

>> No.17490393

Go Nasdaq, you can do it

>> No.17490555

My portfolio dropped 13% since last week, how you hodling up guys.

>> No.17490697

>>17489792
Parents lost 500k in the markets
I sold everything on the 18th, Stupid boomers

>> No.17490719

This is going to crush Trumps re-election odds and make it more likely we get Sanders.

This surely will snowball.

>> No.17490741

>>17489917
>whales fucking made their bed and now they can sleep in it.
Whales don't sleep, retard

>> No.17490754

wut should I buy now?

>> No.17490780
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17490780

>buying on a friday in a market this unstable

just don't come crying next week you fucking retards

>> No.17490811

>>17490719
Sanders won't even be the nominee, kek

>> No.17490813
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17490813

imagine not making money in this week's market

>> No.17490843

Please dont tell me any of you anons bought anything yet. On a friday.

>> No.17490847

>>17490719
Sure a recession from corona will suck, but no one wants the depression bernie would cause

>> No.17490850

Not a chance I’m holding any position into the weekend.

Although I do think we have a much better chance at hearing good news than bad news.

>> No.17490863

speaking of clorox, shouldn't this shit be doing well since everybody who's going to survive will be buying this shit like water?

>> No.17490868

WE ARE GOING BACK DOWN

>> No.17490870

>>17490847
50% of cash reserves going in

>> No.17490905

>>17490868
Bulls tried to make their final rally stand. Impressive but failure ultimately just like yesterday.

>> No.17490906
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NO!! !NO!!! NOT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.17490946

Projections for S&P to lose 66% of its value by the end of its bear market by Yale econ professor robert shiller.

>> No.17490972

>six threads in the last four hours
if everyone was dead of the flu, then no one would be posting. checkmate, bears.

>> No.17490987

I hope for the markets to rally next monday, I'll need to load up on some cheap puts

>> No.17491005

>>17490905
OHNONONONONONO WE ARE BACK TO UNDER 25K, 24K BY 3PM, 23K BY CLOSING

>> No.17491022

Is there anything sadder than bulls that refuse to see the truth?

>> No.17491024

>>17490843
uh. crypto zoomer here. Do boomers hate fridays? Means jackshit to bitcoin. Did i just make an oopsie

>> No.17491048

I WANT TO APOLOGIZE!

i allowed /pol to bait me to vote for the orange,worst decision of my life and we all are paying for it right now

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>>17491048
>t.

>> No.17491101

>>17491048
We forgive you, king.

>> No.17491117

which one of you faggots told me to buy summer infant? I'm fucking stuck holding these bags.

>> No.17491124
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>>17491101
That's our word, you don't get to use it.

>> No.17491169

SPCE somehow recovering? How can a company with literally trash fundamentals have a market cap in the billions. Reddit retards,I’m still shorting, fuck em.

>> No.17491176

>>17490022
There should be lots of active stock discussion and then 1 crypto currency general. Just imagine

>> No.17491178

Fuck you Trump!

>> No.17491214
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17491214

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>> No.17491251

A Swiss Google employee just got confirmed with Coronavirus.

>> No.17491282

>>17491251
Even the mountain jews arent safe, it is over

>> No.17491304

>>17489872
>He thinks this is reality and not a simulation.

>> No.17491374

>>17491304

I've made so much money just buying SPY 285 puts at around 7.25 and reselling them at 8.25. I've done this all fucking day, I can't how much money I've made aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>> No.17491401

>>17491374
How many trades

>> No.17491423

>>17491024
Most fridays people take profits for the weekend and to avoid bad news cycle weekends.
But this weekend no one wants to hold bc foreign countries are dumping their bad news over sat and sun.

>> No.17491452

All these people confused about why Gold isn't exploding... Is it really that confusing that Gold is a hedge against inflation/economic recession, not a stock market dump?

>> No.17491473
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17491473

>+74.66%

>> No.17491506

11 infected in my country now, one of them travelled on a train throughout the country and shit. Tents are being set up. Thank god I'm a neet that doesn't leave my house, probably gonna buy a hazmat suit so I can go to the store twice a month. Europe haven't done SHIT to stop it either, there's still free movement all over the fucking place.. no checkpoints or anything.

>> No.17491509

>>17491452
How much profit have you watched slip away the last 2 days?

>> No.17491529

buy the dip in the last 30 minutes of the trade

>> No.17491549

>>17491529
No. One bad piece of news over the weekend and we could see a red Monday. Rate cuts are already mostly priced in.

>> No.17491572

SPY $270P 3/9

>> No.17491584

>>17491549
>One bad piece of news
The way Korea and Italy are shaping up, it's essentially guaranteed at this point.

>> No.17491611

>>17491452
Exactly. Why dont they look at 08? PMS sank with the market as investors made out to hold CASH. It's not until QE and other inflationary tools begin to be used to people flock to PMs which pumps the price.
Meaning
Buy now while it's cheap and sit and wait, and sell when people begin to fomo in. Sell them the bags.

>> No.17491618

>>17491452
This. You should be getting puts, or rather have gotten earlier in the week instead of gold.

>> No.17491637

>>17491611
A secondary thought on this is that PMs pumped right as the fed began to resuscitate the market. Meaning its POSSIBLE PM pumps are a sign of the bottom. A theory.

>> No.17491646

>>17491572
?.

>> No.17491665

>>17491401
Like 15, 5 contracts each kek

>> No.17491712

>>17491509
20k

>> No.17491974

>>17489844
you're catching on

>> No.17491976

Guys my pick this week is AMZN. Inside info suggests they are having a bumper start to 2020 and are on sale. Great time to buy.

>> No.17491993
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17491993

just getting into stocks recently, is volume not nearly as important as in crypto? because this volume implies nobody is really selling and this is a bear trap

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>>17491423
Thanks Fren!

>> No.17492030

>>17489998
False, the biggest organism on the planet is the fungi kingdom

>> No.17492055
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17492055

I knew it was too good to be true to actually make money

>> No.17492081

>>17491993
Volume is extremely important.

>> No.17492082

SELL

>> No.17492105
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17492105

please remove the word Link from the OP, I have that filtered and couldnt find thread

Also having a Green Day surprisingly

>> No.17492118

>>17491993
Also hint: look at the volume on the 4hour candles today and yesterday.

>> No.17492156 [DELETED] 

Bears got fucked hard
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.17492164

is this the best bread?

>> No.17492168
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SOXL chads, are we out of the woods yet?

>> No.17492176
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17492176

>>17492164
This one is better.

>> No.17492179
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THE CROWDED FUTURE STINGS MY EYES
I STILL FIND TIME TO EXERCISE

>> No.17492183
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>G-GUYS THE F-FEDS WILL SAVE US

>> No.17492188

Does anybody have that chart where it shows each generation and how much of the nations wealth they hold? Thanks

>> No.17492195
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17492195

>>17492176

>> No.17492201

>HE BOUGHT?

>> No.17492206

>>17492183
Did he die?

>> No.17492208
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17492208

CMON BULLS!!!!!!


ANSWER THE CALL

>> No.17492221

>>17492206
nah bro he will bull rise up from the ground soon

>> No.17492223

WE'RE GOING BACK DOWN

>> No.17492224

IT WAS A BULL TRAP THE WHOLE TIME

>> No.17492228

up 90% this week

now this is podracing

from now on my returns are doubled. Compounding is fucking awesome.

Keep adding to cash and trimming out options.

>> No.17492232
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17492232

BREAKING NEWS: POWELL ANNOUNCES THE FED IS RIDING TO THE RESCUE. MONEY PRINTING BEING REVVED UP

>BREAKING NEWS: POWELL ANNOUNCES THE FED IS RIDING TO THE RESCUE. MONEY PRINTING BEING REVVED UP

BREAKING NEWS: POWELL ANNOUNCES THE FED IS RIDING TO THE RESCUE. MONEY PRINTING BEING REVVED UP

>> No.17492234

>>17492168
price is up before I could get more money on the market :(

>> No.17492246

ITS ALMOST 3PM

>> No.17492255
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17492255

>When you sold all your puts on that big dip right there
I am truly blesses

>> No.17492256
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17492256

Guys, I have a question...

WAR WHEN!?!?!?!?!? I NEED PEOPLE DEAD SO MY MUD WATER CAN BE FUCKING HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH!!!!!!!!!! I NEED THEM SHEKELS!!!!!

>> No.17492271

>>17492256
There's like 40 wars going on right now

>> No.17492285

>>17492232
>prints money
>inflation RISES
PM chads will rise

>> No.17492288

198% returns in 2020 so far

TOP KEK

>>17492255
That's what I was waiting for too. Sold a good chunk I didn't want to hold over weekend.

>> No.17492289

OH NO NO BEAR BROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

>> No.17492308

>>17492285
Inflation was low. There's some room to do QE.

>> No.17492323

>>17492308
supply hits
demand hits
supply line disruptions

If they are forecasting intervention because of pandemic it will solve NONE of that.

>> No.17492324

>>17492256
Needs some OPEC country involved for best ups.

>> No.17492336

1k HERE WE COME

>> No.17492339

REPEAT

THE FED IS POWERLESS

>> No.17492349

The bears are back

>> No.17492352

>>17492308
So be it. I will hold. Until the end.

>> No.17492353

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

some good pickings out there, KO, LEG, PH, PSX, CVX, T, VZ, AAPL, COST, BLK, BAC, JPM, LOW, PG

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17492357

>>17492256
Russia and based Assad finna dab on the turkroaches

>> No.17492368

My only regret making all this money short selling is that i'm going to get assraped on short term capital gains taxes

>> No.17492370

>>17492339
The fed is allowing this to happen. They don't actually care about stocks.

>> No.17492375
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17492375

>>17492353
shhhiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeetttttt

>> No.17492383

BUY SQQQ

>> No.17492395

FED HAS LOST CONTROL

>> No.17492396

I made $40 today.

Did I do good /biz/?

>> No.17492406

>>17492353
>PSX
>CVX
no

>> No.17492407

>>17492232
What a fag.

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>>17492339
>Free Market crying for the FED to save them
This abomination deserves to end.

>> No.17492409

>>17492396
How does a single can of sardines sound?

>> No.17492410

what are you guys buying today?

>> No.17492413

>>17492375
are you ok friend

>> No.17492415

>>17489792
buy ogn for salvation

>> No.17492418

Who’s got the iron hands to hodl over the weekend?

>> No.17492419

Anyone got a link to the 222222 post with nurgle about the virus taking over the market?

>> No.17492421
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Gonna go on a vacation lads. Set some SPY buy orders at 20,000. Hopefully that's not too high.

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17492427

DON'T MIND ME JUST DROPPING BELOW 25K

>> No.17492437

>>17492410
I'm too much of a pussy to buy SPY puts but that's what I've been eyeing

>> No.17492439
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17492439

What did you guys buy today and what are y'all at?
I bought GALT and BIOC. I'm up 10%

>> No.17492441

>>17492410
One of my oil cost average orders tripped this morning when it dipped briefly below 44.

>> No.17492444

>>17489792
https://youtu.be/e056R97svz8
THREAD THEME
>THREAD THEME
THREAD THEME
>THREAD THEME
THREAD THEME
>THREAD THEME
THREAD THEME
>THREAD THEME
THREAD THEME
>THREAD THEME
THREAD THEME
>THREAD THEME

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17492447

So uh, remember in December and January when literally 90% of the regulars in this general told me I was stupid for thinking the run-up was a blow off top? I don't suppose I'll ever get an apology for your insolence will I anon?

>> No.17492449

>>17492439
I just have my meme SPCE stocks I got for almost $21 each

>> No.17492452

>>17492427
based

>> No.17492453

APT has been on fucking life support all day, I'm so fucking mad.

Literally 7 or more volatility halts placed on it today, it would easily be under $10 if it weren't for those fucking halts. Fuck this rigged system.

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>>17489792
They will turn Africa into the new China. These people pretend to care but they truly can't live without them sweatshops.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoOc8FnS7qE

>> No.17492458

>>17492409
But that's up 5% :(

>> No.17492460

DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP

>> No.17492462

It's all so tiresome.
Do I just cash out my options and hold the remnants of my portfolio until August or what

>> No.17492466

>>17492458
How long do you expect USD to be worth anything?

>> No.17492474

>>17492444
HOLY SHIT DIGITS CONFIRM
IT'S OVER

>> No.17492479

YOU’RE AN AMERICAN

BUY THE FUCKING DIP

USA USA USA USA

>> No.17492481

>>17492439
APT puts, sold IAU calls, F puts

>> No.17492484

why can't these fucking boomers get it through their fucking skull they should sell their stocks?

>> No.17492485

>>17492439
NYMT and BST

>> No.17492488

>>17492466
At least until i'm 40.

>> No.17492491

>>17492453
And meanwhile the stocks I hold get no special treatment when they drop 40% in a single hour, but APT is a special case? Which rich kike went all in on calls for this bullshit to be pampered like this? It's a fucking mask company not a bank.

>> No.17492493

BAKA I knew i should have sold at lunch.

>> No.17492496

>13 tick nq chart coming back to fill gaps then fly
fuck knows how the order book ladder autists cope with this I just follow their work and that's bad enough

>> No.17492498

>>17492444
I have this on repeat anon
https://youtu.be/uhG-vLZrb-g

>> No.17492499

Bought some cheap otm spy puts worth about 4% of my portfolio at 3:00 in preparation for a very likely selloff. Not planning on holding it during the weekend, hopefully day trading this won't be a hassle.

>> No.17492504

>>17492453
Which APT puts are you holding? This shits plummeting back down below $10, right?

>> No.17492510

>>17492491
Wallstreetbets has an embedded mod from the SEC. APT puts were advertised 2 days ago on Wallstreetbets. Pretty easy to see what's going on

>> No.17492511

>>17492444
I need to finally play that game,

>> No.17492517

>>17492479
Sorry we only buy burgers, fries and sugared colas

>> No.17492519

>>17492499
Strike Price and Expiry

>> No.17492522

>>17492504
It is going to sink lower and lower but I'm holding 10 $5 contracts and I need it to go fast.

>> No.17492525

>>17492232
He can print more money, but he'll regret it when the hyperinflation he causes leads to increased transmission of the virus due to sick people transacting with wheelbarrows full of cash.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.foxbusiness.com/money/coronavirus-china-yuan-destroy-currency.amp

>> No.17492536

>>17492410
VIG CLX JNJ LMT COST MRK NTR

Sold MCD MA COOM

>> No.17492540
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17492540

I lost all my gains.
It's not like I had any intention of selling them so I guess I'll just HODL for another few years.

>> No.17492548

>>17492536
>COOM

>> No.17492549

Why'd Pharma go up today?

>> No.17492552

>>17489792
why are the cruise lines pumping so hard?! Wtf

>> No.17492557

>>17492549
why the fuck do you think

>> No.17492558

holy shit these fucking trades aren't even normal anymore

>> No.17492565

>>17492510
Great so I bought puts on a stock that's not permitted to fall. Fuck this gay shit, this is why the market crashed in the first place, nothing is allowed to correct.

>> No.17492571
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17492571

lads, would you fugg Jessi Slaughter?

>> No.17492572

What the fuck is going on
Is it bear or bull?
Should I grab some MRNA?

>> No.17492573

how does $QYLD work in regards to their NDX 100 cash settled index options being "covered". if they sell NDX 100 calls for a 50 mil credit and at expiration those calls are worth 100 mill, they would roll the options out a month for another 20 mil credit, that would still leave a 30mil liability? do they shave off from the funds holdings?

>> No.17492574

>>17492552
>He Doesn't know

>> No.17492581
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>>17492410
Vix Shorts
PBJ longs
CVX longs

>> No.17492582

Buy weeds stocks, apparently it helps against Corona.

>> No.17492583

>>17492558
Things get weird when index drops this much this fast. Lots of frantic action.

>> No.17492584

>>17492572
pump and dump

bears win

>> No.17492586

https://finance.yahoo.com/m/aab58057-6699-3446-90f6-f4edff5509cf/google-worker-tests-positive.html?.tsrc=rss


BEARISH AS FUCK

>> No.17492588

>>17492571
Definitely not, though I do think roast beef pussy is sexy she's exceptionally ugly and hit the wall before she was even legal.

>> No.17492590

WHY DOES THIS STUPID SHITMARKET KEEP PUMPING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17492591

>>17492571
Hells no

>> No.17492593

>>17492485
Got my ticket for Bonnaroo too

>> No.17492597

>>17492571

Close eyes, throat fuck. then push her rolling down the hill when done.

>> No.17492598

>>17492548
;^]

>>17492557
Bernie have a stroke?

>> No.17492599

I can't even afford these premiums anymore. Delta is fucking nuts.

>> No.17492600

HIGHER LOWS

BULLISH

WE PUMPING NOW

CALLS HOLDING OVER WEEKEND LETS GOOOOOO

>> No.17492606

>>17492571
Is she in a wheel chair? What the fuck happened to her? The cyber police didn't make it in time?

>> No.17492609

down 25% in 5 mintues

wtf. stop buying, start selling.

>> No.17492611

>>17492586
>in Europe
meh

>> No.17492615

>>17492557
Idk I'm stupid. I just checked robin hood and saw I was up 200%

>> No.17492617

holy shit my dudes, the dow is set to shed 4000 points for the week. this is fucking legendary.

>> No.17492621

>>17492573
shit my math is off

sell for 30 mil credit
calls now worth 70mil
roll for another 30 mill credit
10 mil liability

>> No.17492623

>>17492571
The consequences would never be the same.

>> No.17492624

>>17492606
"She" now goes by the name Damien, her dad is dead and she has MS or something similar

>> No.17492627

>>17492581
You’re missing this ducking fire sale on grate American Johnson and permanent houseguest CLX?!

2nd dove fly the coop?

>> No.17492631

>>17492609
>he buys options instead of 3x leveraged indexes

Better luck next time, kid.

>> No.17492633

>>17492571
nope
because the consequences will never be the same

>> No.17492639

>>17492617
Yeah please remove your vxx put so we can go to the fucking moon

>> No.17492641
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This week has been very funny

>> No.17492649
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>>17492641

>> No.17492650

do i plow my $50k 401k into stonks right before the close, or wait until monday?

>> No.17492651

>>17492641
You sure this is stocks and not crypto?

>> No.17492659

Tone Vays is holding his spx positions over the weekend.

>> No.17492661

>>17492631
>He doesn't buy options exclusively on 3x Leveraged ETFs
Never going to make it

>> No.17492665

>>17492558
this
the fucking nq spead jumped to 5 which is not good when you don't notice and you're deep red instantly and don't know why

>> No.17492667

>>17492650
bruh, what the fuck are you thinking. dont try and catch the knife after a 4000 Weekly drop.

>> No.17492671

>>17492651
It's all biopharmaceuticals, so crypto at heart

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>>17492641
indeed it has

>> No.17492676
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>>17489792
https://www.truthorfiction.com/did-akira-predict-a-2020-coronavirus-outbreak/

in case others are wondering if that comic is actually accurate (it's not really)

>> No.17492683

>>17492667
chances are the fed is going to announce a massive rate cut this weekend tho

>> No.17492687

One eye of newt
And one dead bat
Mix them together
And drink up
This magic potion *coughs*
Will cause an end of the day selloff!

>> No.17492688

>>17492659
>shitcoin trader
Thanks, I'll add his name to my word filter

>> No.17492690

FUCKING FEDS JUST LET IT FALL ALREADY HOLY SHIT UNREAL EVERYONE WITH HALF A BRAIN THAT HAS LISTENED TO CDC CAN SEE HOW BAD IT ACTUALLY IS

>> No.17492692

>>17492650
>>17492667
fed is gonna bitch slap this market right back to where it was last week in no time

>> No.17492693

>>17492627
Im adding money to my accounts all next week and today so maybe monday
CVX went almost touch 3 segments man

>> No.17492698

>>17492624
I would not invest in “people” who were celebrities on 4chan or early YouTube.

Boxxy pribably turned out the most normal. But nothing all that great going on for some of the others. Well maybe rose. And creepychan has a certain appeal

>> No.17492701

> TRUMP OFFICIALS WEIGHING TAX CUTS TO ADDRESS VIRUS FALLOUT: WP

BUY BUY BUY

>> No.17492703

>>17492571
No. Unless she gives me free stocks

>> No.17492706

>>17492683
Based off of what material economic indicators? The fed only cares about unemployment and inflation. Literally nothing else matters.

>> No.17492709

Maybe those 4,000 points were really just the friends we made along the way

>> No.17492715

what's that ''free stock'' thing appearing in every robinhood account?

t. europoor

>> No.17492716

>>17492683
actually they said they wouldnt until we're in full pandemic mode

>> No.17492718

>>17492683
the lower the rates already are, the less impactful rate cuts become.

It's been an overplayed trick, and it has lost it's potency.
The only thing that can fix this over the weekend is the news that Chinese Shipments are arriving and the industry can breathe again.

>> No.17492720

>>17492706
https://twitter.com/charliebilello/status/1233436829032079360

>> No.17492725

Anyone buying puts for a black Monday?

>> No.17492729

>>17492641
YEP REAL FUNNY EVERYBODY LAUGH IT UP

>> No.17492732

So what'll be up Monday morning?
Any way to tell?

>> No.17492737

>>17492701
>receive tax cut and be flush with money
>go to store
>there's nothing to buy
>contract virus and die
cool story

>> No.17492738

TUMBLING DOWN
>TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
>TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
>TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
>TUMBLING DOWN

>> No.17492740

>>17492725
im holding my amd puts but only because id rather take my chances than take a loss outright

>> No.17492741

>>17492715

free stock

>> No.17492743

>>17492720
That's a tweet about market speculation fucking retard. God damn this generation deserves destitution.

>> No.17492745

damn i made $5k into 25k in just two days from this crash, wish i wasn't retarded and bought in on monday with even more

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>>17489792
EVERYBODY FUCKING PANIV NOE FUUKEKCKCKCKKCKCKCKCKCKCKKCKCKCKCKCKKCK FUFUFUFUUFUFUFUFUF I HATE JEWS CHINKS AND BEARS KILL YHEM ALLL KILLLL THRMENRMEM ALALALLLLLLLL AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHSHSHAHAHAHAHAHAU

>> No.17492747

>>17492732
depends on weekend news. if nothing happens i'm betting bearish

>> No.17492749

>>17492715
A free $5 stock for signing up

>> No.17492756

>>17492698
Boxxy was a fictional character
https://youtu.be/a9JFSF9joo8?t=40

>> No.17492759

>>17492732
Lean towards bear but i suspect the weekend will bring calm. Going mostly cash and maybe a little put action then going to watch Monday.

>> No.17492760

>>17492749
what company?

>> No.17492761

>SPY BROKE 290

ITS TIME

>> No.17492766

Who ready for the closing free fall?

>> No.17492769

>>17492747
Nothing happening would be bullish. There will be no good news about this outbreak, only bad news or nothing. Nothing is the most bullish scenario

>> No.17492770

>>17492715
you get a free stock for signing up and then you get small value stocks from referring friends with a 1/200 chance iirc of acquiring something like tesla or facebook.

>> No.17492771
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17492771

STEADY....

HOLD THE LINE MEN....


STEADY....

LET THEM COME TO US.....


HERE THEY COME....


OK SELL SELL SELL SELL SELLL

DUMP IT DOWN MEN

DUMP IT ALL THE WAY DOWN

>> No.17492774
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>>17492766

im watching

>> No.17492776

https://youtu.be/ZbR5WcyWl18

THREAD THEME
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>> No.17492777

JPOW

THE FED

ASSFUCKED BY CORONAVIRUS

>> No.17492780

>>17492766
it's yesterday repeated lmao

>> No.17492781
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>>17492761
this time I wont just take straight loses on my 401k and IRA

>> No.17492782

Closing dump incoming
last chance to pick up your tendies at fire sale prices

>> No.17492784

BULLBROS WHAT THE FUCK YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO KEEP PUMPING

AHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17492790

So who the fuck is buying right now???

>> No.17492794

>>17492760
Random shit company

>> No.17492797

DON'T WORRY GUYS! POWELL SAID THE FUNDAMENTALS OF THE MARKET ARE STRONG

I REPEAT, THE FUNDAMENTALS OF THE MARKET ARE STRONG!

WHERE HAVE I HEARD THIS PHRASE BEFORE? HMMM. SEEMS VERY FAMILIAR!

>> No.17492799

>>17492701
fuck yeah tax cuts are awesome

>> No.17492804
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TUMBLING DOWN
U
M
B
L
I
N
G

>> No.17492805

>>17492693
:O
3 is leverage time tho innit?!
Goddamn it.
God. Damn. It.
The rules say buy.

>> No.17492806

>>17492790
a sobbing bull

>> No.17492817

>>17492701
TAX CUTS*
*for people in the highest income bracket

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>>17492709

>> No.17492822

>>17492784
it'll pump when it pumps, for the time being i'm putting $1000 into my favorite stocks every week either the next 10 weeks or until there's a recovery, whichever is shorter. then i'll continue with my 2-3L per month strategy thereafter

>> No.17492825

>he's not buying deep otm SVXY calls RIGHT NOW

N G M I

>> No.17492826
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17492826

Bulls have been btfo yet again. How do they manage to be so stupid?

>> No.17492827

HERE IT COMES FELLAS

>> No.17492828

plot twist: 1,500 point screaming rally off 24,500

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>>17492732
>So what'll be up Monday morning?
this dicc

>> No.17492833

>>17492715
See in English "free" can mean both "not restricted" or "without cost".
In this case Robinhood will give you a share of stock at no cost to you!

>> No.17492835

this market rn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azoE0bZSoGA

>> No.17492836

>>17492725
Nope. Not after a week like this.

>> No.17492837

>>17492776
I've been listening to it on repeat, thanks anon

>> No.17492839

>>17492805
yeah, Im using my margin

>> No.17492841

>>17492797
>kudlow literally saying buy the dip
>powell damage controlling by claiming the fundamentals are okay
top fucking kek
they've finally lost it

>> No.17492846

dump beginning now

get out now or die

>> No.17492850

>>17492690

Fuck the CDC

>> No.17492855

What are you listening to in the final 30 mins?

https://youtu.be/cWo__6Xn6Qs

>> No.17492857

>>17492827
A-are we going down another k today?

>> No.17492861

>>17490147
Yeah the movie starts with what you think is a nuclear explosion from what I remember.

>> No.17492863

>>17492850
Wait until the first american dies from a corona infection they got in the US, that's when shit is really going to hit the fan

>> No.17492865

COME ON YOU STUPID WHORE THEY'RE DUMPING, THAT MEANS YOU GO UP.

>> No.17492866

>>17492488
Im 49

>> No.17492867

>>17492683
they can dump liquidity into REPO markets all they want but it wont a fix supply chain implosion overseas and make that work with just-in-time fulfillment.

>> No.17492871

market close theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-9wXQpzESo

>> No.17492873

>>17492841
It's literally 2008 all over again. If you don't remember, it was McCain who said "The Fundamentals of the economy are strong" and it was also Kudlow parroting the same garbage right before the recession.

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>>17489792
glad im not the only one seeing it

>> No.17492878

>>17492863
Priced in + Mike Pence has it under control.

>> No.17492883

>>17492839
Weeeeewwww. Well I’m not letting you go in there alone. Colleen might need my help!

>> No.17492884

NEW

>>17492874

>>17492874
>>17492874
>>17492874
>>17492874

>> No.17492893

>>17492867
chain has the outbreak under control and most retail stores are reopening, so supply chain vis-a-vis china isn't an issue. with regard to other countries, it remains to be seen

>> No.17492896

>>17492873
oh I do
I was just making light of the fact that's literally all the damage control they're doing is the most vapid rhetoric possible.
and kudlows is just outright delusional

>> No.17492917

>>17492896
I just find it amazing that Powell could make that statement and not realize the history of that phrase and its association with the last recession. These guys are literally wearing blinders, they have no self awareness at all.

>> No.17492929

SIX PUTS. SIX PUTS. SIX PUTS. Corona spreading.

>> No.17492934

>>17492571
Truly, the consequences were never the same.

>> No.17492969

>>17492893
MSNBC reporting 5 minutes ago that california ports are keeping chinese barges off docking for whatever reason. also reporting a lower number of dock workers reporting to work because of it. there is a lot more to the supply chain equation other than "is the factory running" and i don't mean to be condescending when saying this. the modern supply chain is an incredible complex beast and its only gotten worse with just-in-time fulfillment.

>> No.17492975

>>17492893
>chain has the outbreak under control and most retail stores are reopening
I have some really big doubts that will last.

>> No.17492981

>>17492827
>>17492846
>>17492857
OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH -
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17492983

>>17492756
what a hefty jewess

>> No.17493056

>>17492896
http://www.slate.com/articles/business/moneybox/2008/09/the_fundamentals_of_our_economy_are_strong.html

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>>17492756
does boxxy-lady have kids now or did she turn out as a failure?

>> No.17493154

>>17492846
nope

>> No.17493189

Just bought more spx puts

>> No.17493411

>>17492782
that didn't age well

>> No.17493533

>>17493411
FEEEEEEDS

>> No.17493604

>>17492353
I'm watching main, but I'm not buying soon.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>17492571
Man the internet really is a hell of a drug.

>> No.17494262

Holy fuck my friend invited me to play video games and I missed close aaaaaaaaaaaaaghhhhhhhhh FUCK what was that fucking pump AHHHHHH I’m literally never gonna sell these puts before they drop colossally on Monday