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popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

basic stock market terminology:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Risk management: (READ IT FAGGOT)
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free charting tools:
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

Stock screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

Basic rundown on lean hogs:
http://www.theoptionsguide.com/lean-hogs-futures-buying.aspx

List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/
popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Educational sites:
<insert hentai link {lol i wrote insert} here>
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free charting tools:
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

Stock screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

Basic rundown on lean hogs:
http://www.theoptionsguide.com/lean-hogs-futures-buying.aspx

List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

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>> No.17489592

>>17489583
Communism is the way forward

>> No.17489598

Accumulate REFR

>> No.17489612

APT still halted

>> No.17489620

Same pattern as yesterday
We are going down another k

>> No.17489622

Friendly reminder that we're all doomed

>> No.17489625

>>17489583
SELL SELL SELL!!! ARGHHHH!!!

>> No.17489630

Threadly reminder:

Every subsequent dip I worse than the last as we are losing from the bottom of the previous day. The percentage losses increase daily.

Conduct yourselves judiciously!

>> No.17489631

>>17489592
i literally just got a text from commarade sander's campaign, texted back saying i don't support communists.

>> No.17489632
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If you BTFD you have to respond to this post with how your portfolio is doing.

>> No.17489640

yep. i'm thinking we're back. S&P500 took a dip below 2.9k but quickly surged back up again.

>> No.17489661

Amid fears.

>> No.17489670

>>17489640
>yep. i'm thinking we're back
The worst is yet to come

>> No.17489698

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jpOXxMCRUc
CDC update happening now

>> No.17489705
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>>17489632
I'm down ~60 clams just this morning.

>> No.17489707

>>17489698
watch the dow react as certain key words are spoken in the CDC update

>> No.17489709
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Should I sell now?

>> No.17489719
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>>17489709
SELL SELL SELL

>> No.17489723

>>17489709
yes take profit

>> No.17489725
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>>17489640
>yfw WHO declares a pandemic, more person to person US cases appear, and more countries get infections.

>> No.17489732
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17489732

Anyone else watching CNBC? Stephanie Link not only looks just like Carmela Soprano, but she talks exactly like her too, it's incredibly uncanny.

>> No.17489778

>>17489725
i'ma book a fucking trip to asia real soon for dirt cheap... it'll be a wonderful vacation.

>> No.17489782

Haha stock cucks on suicide watch

>> No.17489785
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>>17489778
im living in vietnam as english teacher AMA

>> No.17489788

>>17489778
Cheap too you'd only have to buy a one way ticket

>> No.17489795

>>17489778
Baggie what are you holding this weekend?

>> No.17489798

>>17489732
>"so, do you think this is the bottom?"
>"i certainly hope so!"

wow this is what the boomers watch, huh? fascinating.

>> No.17489807

>>17489583
New thread
New thread
New thread
New thread, this is too low energy
>>17489792
>>17489792
>>17489792

>> No.17489809

>>17489732
>not a single picture of edie falco in a bikini
>only one suspect panty shot
What's the point of all this technology if it can't give us the things we really want?

>> No.17489818

>>17489795
TMV

>> No.17489830

>dow loses 3000 pts in a week
>stocks hardly budge

FUCK THIS STUPID FUCKING GAME

>> No.17489836

APT is being manipulated.

>> No.17489840

>>17489785
is it as good as that thai pie filling website makes it seem to be?

>> No.17489841
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>>17489732
I miss CNBC-era Erin Burnett

>> No.17489856

>>17489836
>tfw bought apt at $31.08
make it stahp.

>> No.17489865

bawsaq already in the green

i think we're on our way back to a full recovery by eod

>> No.17489876

>>17489830

s&p500 is -12% from recent highs. Noone would call it >hardly budge

>> No.17489883
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17489883

What if this whole selloff was just one giant bear trap?

>> No.17489901
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17489901

I’m I a dumb nigger or does Viacom seem like a good buy 10 year low with the possibility of Borg Bezos buying

>> No.17489914

Every single market news reporter looks like they are clenching their asshole lmao

>> No.17489927
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17489927

Im still 6% up since 2019. What should I do.

>> No.17489930
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Oh looky, everything's on sale!

>> No.17489932

>>17489876
again, yeah the general market is shitting itself but individual stocks are resiliently holding up...

>> No.17489947

>>17489914
Nobody knows what's going to happen but my guess is that hedge funds will trap bears with boomer retirement fund money into the weekend, selloff in AH, and the real crash is delayed to next week.

>> No.17489997

>ho ho ho let's start multiple threads
>all die

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17490024

I'm up 500% on my SQQQ and SPXS calls.
Would it be insane/greedy to hold them over the weekend?

>> No.17490074

>>17490024
Personally I wouldn't want to hold anything through this weekend.

>> No.17490077

>hot mic
>"can you tell me how many callers were media?"
this is definitely worse than CDC is picturing it right now.

>> No.17490163

>>17490024
You'd *probably* be okay, but I wouldn't risk it.

>> No.17490342

>>17490077
pls explain.

>> No.17490403
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>>17489840
yeah its pretty great. Everythings half the price and food delivery is fucking amazing. and no corona

>> No.17490514

can't wait for market close

>> No.17490524

>>17490403
I've got got food and good weather at a good price in the midwest. Wasn't talking about that.

>> No.17490538

also why the fuck are MSFT and AMD up????

>> No.17490565

>>17490514
Yeah, although i am conflicted. Part of me want to stick with apt, the other parts wants to cut loses and not hold anything over the weekend.

>> No.17490591

Anyone got a livestream of burger business news?

>> No.17490635

>>17490565
The next wave of bad news isnt coming for another couple weeks. The market will try to rebound until then & APT will tank

>> No.17490677

>tfw market bought s&p inverse etfs first thing and Robinhood yanked their price well above what I expected
>tfw the bull trap is pretending to be real
Thankfully crypto made my iron hands stronk, but this still tickled my penis

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Name a more based comeback story, should i have probably held my APT puts? Yeah. But I sold and realized my profit and I'm proud of myself.

>> No.17490851

>>17489785
I suddenly have an urge t o get a turtle bro as a pet

>> No.17490864

>>17490403
We want to know how that Viet pussy is you duck. You tapping tight young jungle Asian slit on the regular or nah?

>> No.17490878
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>> No.17490907

Hey, what do you guys think of a short on vir biotechnology?

>> No.17490908
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>> No.17490917

>>17489856
Lol nice work. It was up like 10x in a month at that point. Tf were you thinking

>> No.17490933

>>17490907

Little bit late and fomo-y now. Genius a couple days ago if you had a time machine handy

>> No.17490945
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17490945

If you're havin' cashproblems
I feel bad for you, son.
I got99 options,
but a call ain't one.

>> No.17490948

>>17489698
>community spread is happening
>pushes trumps agenda inserted in "reassurances"

yea we fucked

>> No.17490960
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17490960

MOMMY

>> No.17490963

S&P is going to lose 66% from the top by the time this is over

>> No.17490968
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>> No.17490974

>>17490945
Literally the first best screen cap I have ever taken and will ever take

>> No.17490986

Lmao Drumpf probably ordered the Feds to not let the Dow drop below 25k.

>> No.17490988

Thanks to whoever told me to buy SQQQ, why the fuck is it down for today when the market is still shit?

>> No.17491013
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25K ISN'T THE FLOOR
>25K ISN'T THE FLOOR
25K ISN'T THE FLOOR
>25K ISN'T THE FLOOR
25K ISN'T THE FLOOR
>25K ISN'T THE FLOOR

>> No.17491032

>>17490963
How much percentage has it lost since it started dropping?

>> No.17491037

>>17489583
Bulls made their stand in the face of death. But its a slaughter now. Not a one left by end of close.

>> No.17491053

>>17490963
I have no problem with this. I just wish it would do this within a few days.

>> No.17491071
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17491071

>>17490024
Yes. take your money and run.

>> No.17491078

BUY THE DIP

>> No.17491085
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>>17490988

>> No.17491093
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>bullies got optimistic for a minute
crash it

>> No.17491118
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17491118

Remember when dow jones was 6k 12 years ago?

This is just the beginning

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>> No.17491125

>>17490538
Because they tanked outrageously hard? Name another large market cap stock that got hit harder than those two

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"Dümp et"

>> No.17491129

>>17491085
can you explain this to a retard like me?

>> No.17491134

Bullbros

We got too cocky

>> No.17491140

>>17491118
this, it's unnatural, the economy has only been rotting for the last 12 years, time the stock bubble follows it

>> No.17491144

Holy shit, the bears are just getting started.

Christ.

>> No.17491145

This is only the beginning.
The real weekend sale has not even started.

>> No.17491146

lol did literally everyone get hopeful for about 30 minutes before panicking again?

>> No.17491160

by close today we will set a new record high loss on the major indices

>> No.17491159

ITS OVER

THE ECONOMY IS GETTING DABBED ON BY CORONACHAN

>> No.17491163

>>17491104
When I got my first invite from the Bogs I couldn’t believe it. But when I saw the bear positions, it all made sense.

Sorry to all of you who didn’t make the cut.

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17491164

POST YFW PEOPLE ACTUALLY BOUGHT

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FUCKKKKK, THIS IS IT

>> No.17491171

Is it time to increase my monthly investment in stocks yet?

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>>17489583
I love how all the fucking news reporters are in shock, they are so shocked that the precious jewish US economy is dying right in front of their eyes and they realize the government doesn't care about its people. I hope every fed, government official and politician that has ever contributed to the advancement of the USA dies a long and painful death choking on their own lung fluid.

>> No.17491180

>>17489997
Just keep multiple tabs open and shit post in all

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17491190

Huh...really makes me think...

>> No.17491201

Another 1000 Point drop coming boys

>> No.17491204

> Iran parliament closed until further notice due to coronavirus fears
Yikes.

>> No.17491206

But I was assured stonks only go up

>> No.17491213
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17491213

Calm down!

>> No.17491228

>>17491032
Almost 15% now

>> No.17491230

lmao'ing @ APT right now

>> No.17491231
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>> No.17491246

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ITS OVER

WE CANT RECOVER FROM THIS

>> No.17491265

>>17491201
Fuck that give me a limit down I need boomers to GTFO my real estate tired of these old mother fuckers renting me houses for 30% more than they should be. I want ripples to real estate damnit

>> No.17491272

>>17491146
I bought a stock and then cashed out right when I saw biz smg. I made a couple bucks. But that was as I saw msft going up. Thank goodness I opened biz because then I wouldn’t have sold. Lol.

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>>17491231
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tlB2PxAL-o

>> No.17491308

>>17491265
I'm so excited for the day that boomers realize their 2 bedroom 2 bath, 2000 sq ft house in a suburb that's 20 miles away from any job isn't worth $300k. They will all panic at the same time, and realize it takes 6 months to sell a house on a good market. I want a reckoning.

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>>17491085
100*1.05=105
105*1.05=110.25
110.25*0.90=99.225
so 5% gain two days in a row, then a 10% loss= 99.225% returns for the three day period

100*1.15=115
115*1.15=132.25
132.25*0.7=92.575
so a 3x leveraged of the same stock in the same three day period (two +10% days, then one -30% day) will return you 92.575%

99.225>92.575

this also fails to take into account how leveraged ETF's readjust their positions at the beginning and end of every trading day, screwing with the returns even more

>> No.17491341

>>17491037
Just imagine if there were no bear positions. This is not an irrational sell off, it’s being kept alive by hedge funds trying to JUST the bears. Whether it’s this week or next, this will be truly biblical.

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17491345

Who here is dumb enough to not have shorted yesterday and today with the blatantly obvious writing on the walls... and why do you hate free money?

>> No.17491355

Lads
It less than 2 hours until closing and we are at almost 1k.
Can anyone say 1.5k?

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17491357

>>17491308
No brother, buy the dip for us, they expect some millennials in the wreckage.

>> No.17491362
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>>17491129

100*1.05=105
105*1.05=110.25
110.25*0.90=99.225
so 5% gain two days in a row, then a 10% loss on the third day = 99.225% returns for the three day period

100*1.15=115
115*1.15=132.25
132.25*0.7=92.575
so a 3x leveraged of the same stock in the same three day period (two +15% days, then one -30% day) will return you 92.575%

99.225>92.575

this also fails to take into account how leveraged ETF's readjust their positions at the beginning and end of every trading day, screwing with the returns even more

>> No.17491369

>>17491341
So big pump in the last half an hour/Monday?

>> No.17491370

>>17491345
How to short as europoor

>> No.17491373

>Bulls/Boomers actually bought the "dip" this afternoon
Can these "people" even be saved? Should they just be euthanized for their own good?

>> No.17491376
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17491376

explain this

>> No.17491387

Up 133% just since this morning, feeling good bros. Don't hold your positions into the weekend then buy puts like a madman come monday.

>> No.17491388

>>17489583
Most of my puts are only up 200 Percent. That's not good enough, sell more now!

>> No.17491389

>>17491308
>realize it takes 6 months to sell a house on a good market. I want a reckoning.
Theyre realizing this now actually. Looking at NJ beach property and their 400k for a shack isnt selling anymore. 10-30k discount every couple months on some of them.

>> No.17491390

>>17491373
No they will do it themselves after this

>> No.17491398

>>17491345
Feel's good man :)

>> No.17491404

950!

>> No.17491419

>>17491387
Why not just hold the puts? Why chance having to pick them back up for a premium? Not like anything good is gonna happen over the weekend anyway

>> No.17491418

>>17491388
I'm looking at 133% and that I had a gem, what positions are you looking at?

>> No.17491422

>>17491369
Probably, if I had to guess a bunch of boomer retirement fund portions will get reallocated into indices to create a temporary bump. Then they’ll sell off their positions AH before the ride truly begins next week.

Or we could flash crash due to foreign interests in the market. I’m just an anon, don’t take any advice you read here. Especially for the next few weeks.

>> No.17491425

>>17491362
Think I should hold it through the beginning of next week?

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/smg/ supports trans women

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17491433

>>17491376

>> No.17491435

>>17491369
Buy now. This is the bottom.

>> No.17491436

>>17491308
Fuck that entire generation man they have done irreparable harm to this country and sold their own children down the river to pad their retirement. Fed policy is 100% directed at maximizing boomer 401k and propping up ridiculous home equity. Not a single law on the books to curb the financialization of housing yet student loans are 100% secured and not dischargeable in bankruptcy at 7 fucking percent in an economy where money markets make less than half that. And they think they earned the shit. FUCK them.

>> No.17491437

Hahahahahahahaha how the fuck is contraction real hahahaha nigga just pretend the supply chains are alright like nigga just ignore the virus haha

>> No.17491446
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>>17491345

Why is this symbol not coming up on my etrade? I want to start shorting dow jones too

Did etrade fucking block dow jones from being able to be shorted?

>> No.17491447

>>17491419
I just don't want the stress. Need to pay rent and credit card bills and I guarantee I can make similar plays all next week.

>> No.17491449

>>17491435
Nope. We won't see bottom for another week at least.

>> No.17491450

>>17489632
Up 140 from this morning, I haven't even traded today since $Ibio @ 2.28 and selling at 3.10 around 11

>> No.17491451

>>17491435
Jesus Christ I'm starting to genuinely feel bad for you guys

>> No.17491455

>>17491435
t. bogdanoff

>> No.17491467 [DELETED] 
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>>17491436
You know what we must do. We must KILL. KILL the fed niggers and anyone aiding the US government.

>> No.17491481
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Laugh at this boomer

>> No.17491486 [DELETED] 

>>17491446
Ticker is DJI

>> No.17491487

>>17491467
It'll correct itself

>> No.17491490

>>17491467
Easy there, your glow is showing.

>> No.17491491

>>17491467
I like the jungle mag, would upgrade to electrical tape from your duct tape set up

>> No.17491492

>>17491435
Maybe it's just the way you said it, but having some trouble believing we've really bottomed out yet.

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>>17491425
you should never hold any leveraged stuffz for more than a couple trading days, unless you hate money

>> No.17491499

>>17491433
Go on....

>> No.17491502

>>17491467
Hi FBI

>> No.17491511
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>>17489632
I am down $3.5k this week
finally bought puts yesterday so i am sure it will be green on monday

>> No.17491513
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>>17491486

It's not letting me select shit?

What the fuck is this jewish ass shit platform?

Why can't I select anything?

>> No.17491514

Help a newfag our. Can I set a stop loss order and expect it to potentially execute over the weekend?

>> No.17491515

the absolute STATE of Trumpniggers

>> No.17491522

>>17491418
Luv, Wynn, hpq, intc. All purchased 2-3 weeks ago, all expiring in August or September. I also have 115 spxu, up 40 percent on that.

>> No.17491523 [DELETED] 

>>17491513
Try DOW, I don't use etrade I use tdameritrade

>> No.17491530

>>17491435
You guys are literal gamblers

>> No.17491538

I always love how these threads give you the current state of the market with just the OP pics

>> No.17491539

>>17491433
my guy, i was hoping someone knew off the top of their head what factor would cause a lower strike to be more profitable

>> No.17491541

>>17491530
stock market people are gamblers with barely any edge over the house. that's why they all do coke.

>> No.17491542
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>> No.17491543

>>17491481
How is Twitter avi physiognomy so real

>> No.17491545

>>17491522
Ayy 2-3 weeks ago, smart man

>> No.17491551
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>>17491542

>> No.17491555
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CASH AND PUTS

now more in cash comfortably than monday's total account with a hefty put position to hold all month

>> No.17491559

>>17491514
stop losses are a scam outside of day trading, either you watch your positions with an exit strategy or you don't

>> No.17491563

Savanon. Spendy. Help.

>> No.17491564
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17491564

Puts on apple, AMD, and tsla going into the weekend. Let's slaughter some pigs.

>> No.17491567

>>17491467
Easy glownon

>> No.17491568
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17491568

At least 210 people in Iran have died as a result of the new coronavirus disease, sources in the country's health system have told BBC Persian.

>> No.17491570
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>> No.17491576

>>17491428
> smiley face in the signature
Trans rights are human rights but that's extra as fuck.

>> No.17491581
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17491581

IM GOING TO DO IT. IM GOING TO BUY PUTS ON VXX

>> No.17491582
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17491582

3 YEAR YIELDS ARE CHEAPER THAN A CHEESEBURGER

>> No.17491585

It begins

>> No.17491591

>>17491428
>Donor

How do you qualify as a donor if you have 17 STD's and fucked up hormones?

>> No.17491600

>>17491570
Fed can't do shit.

>> No.17491604

>>17491568
Oh good. I'm sure it's gross fat old persian men, and not exotic bellydancing persian qts

>> No.17491616

>>17491570
I wonder if we really will go into negative interest rate bizarro world

>> No.17491620

>>17491545
I got them when I went to home Depot in the middle of no where to buy more n95 masks, and literally every single one was gone. I wasn't able to get out of my business trip to Chicago next week though, so I'm not that smart. Wish me luck to survive and enjoy my gains...

>> No.17491626

>>17491515
what the hell does a viral pandemic have to do with trump?

>> No.17491627

>>17491591
>STD's
That's a presumption and a half.
>fucked up hormones
Please, provide evidence that transitional hormone replacement "fucks up" your hormones.

>> No.17491629

>>17491428
SMG supports shareholder's rights and that's literally it.

>>17491591
If someone needs a pair of lungs or a liver... well maybe they really really fucking need it?

>> No.17491636
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>>17491499
learn2math?
c=call price, p=put price

>>17491539
check the Deltas and the Gammas on the two options

>> No.17491640
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>> No.17491641

>>17491616
Negative rates will guarantee we will never recover. We'll end up Japan in an eternal recession. Netherlands already tried it and they've been stuck in the same spot since 2009

>> No.17491652

>>17491629
based

>>17491627
i seriously hope you don't donate your organs. like lmao they see that and they don't even try to save your life.

>> No.17491653

>China Travel Agency Reports Sudden 138% Jump in Flight Searches
Seems like Chinese people think the virus will be over in China by April so they're starting to book their April hokiday tour package/hotel/flights

>> No.17491654

The Hedgefunds are trying so hard to keep it up.

>> No.17491661

>>17491620
gl anon bad things don't happen to people with puts

>> No.17491664

>>17491627
Shut up faggot go buy the dip

>> No.17491667

>>17491591
she's donating her penis to me when she's done with it. i could do with a couple more inches

>> No.17491669

>>17491641
what do you mean

do you think bankruptcy is better than slowing paying down debt you can never pay?

kek

wierdo

>> No.17491671

>>17491653
thats what i'm doing...

>> No.17491672

ANYONE ELSE MAKING HELLA MOVES TODAY?!?!!!!

I'm exiting shit stocks to. get into good stocks.

Literally buy-high sell-low, then buy better also low.

Getting that costco, dabbin on ya

>> No.17491680

>>17491428
Why did she become so fucking smug when she transitioned?

>> No.17491682

Anybody buying puts on YUMC?

>> No.17491685

Can someone tell me what tf is causing CCL to pump? I thought putting travel stocks was a good idea

>> No.17491687

>be APT
>go down in price
>halted
>go down in price
>halted
>go down in price
>halted
>go down in price
>halted
>go down in price
>halted
>go down in price
>halted


>go up in price
>aaaaaaaahhhhhh, much better

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>>17491600
You lack critical information.

>> No.17491695

>>17491669
Yes, bankruptcy is better than pretending that loaning money to someone means you have to pay them money because they're in debt.
"kek" fucking MAGA migrant stupid nigger, kill yourself

>> No.17491699

>>17491671
Baggy, you long or short going into the weekend?

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>>17491680
>she

>> No.17491705

one last pump before we go gently into that good night?

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>>17491693
history will repeat itself?

>> No.17491718

>>17491705
That's what I'm thinking

>> No.17491723

>>17491671
Why don't we all go and have an /smg/ vacation in Wuhan this summer? First round of drinks on me.

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17491736

>>17491680
>she

>> No.17491740

>>17491723
Bears Only

>> No.17491741

>>17491705
When you say go gently. You mean the weekend is going to set up an absolute bloodbath, right?

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17491748

I've never invested in anything before and I don't know anything about stocks, do you think now is a good time to learn?

>> No.17491753

>>17491620
Train yourself not to touch your face
Put together a "cold weather" full body cover (gloves, hat, mask)
Wash your hands in hot water for 30 seconds while scrubbing, doing this repeatedly will dry out your skin but you won't die
If someone is sick, leave
Take a hot shower after being in public

If you feel sick, dizzy, flush, scratchy throat, make yourself sleep and stay warm
The less your body has to do to maintain itself the more it will devote resources to an immune response

>> No.17491756

>>17491693
They can pump it slightly

sure

an announcement good for a day or two of pump

They need to wait for the rebound / all clear to help post-pandemic growth. It' sstupid to do it now.

>> No.17491757

>>17491748
Start buying Puts. Just don't question it, buy puts.

>> No.17491759

>>17491710
what's going on here why is this person spreading their face like it was a vagina

>> No.17491761

well today's the day I do my quarterly scheduled stock market buy ... hope this isn't the bull trap

>> No.17491762

>buy puts
>sudden surge

Can we fuck off with this shit and die quietly already

>> No.17491767

Jesus.

This is worse than when I didn't sell any of my shitcoins in the 2017 bullrun. What the fuck, chink virus?

>> No.17491768

>>17491687
VERY ORGANIC

>> No.17491771

>>17491757
What's puts?

>> No.17491774

>>17491748
Agreeing with the other guy, just buy puts or calls on the inverse ETF's

>> No.17491778

>>17491762
this. its fucking annoying.

>> No.17491779

>>17491767
Pay for it, stupid boomer.

>> No.17491790

>>17491767
Atleast you didn't sell your buttcoins in 2013 when they reached 1k

I cri every tim

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>After corona, china bans consumption of bats, pangolin and tiger penises
>Visit china 5 years later, visit restaurant
>See top menu item
>"Long Pig"

>> No.17491795

>>17491748
Not really. The only way you'd turn any profit is shorting or with puts, and without knowing ahead of time of x y or z companies to be confident in shorting you're just gambling, puts are somewhat more complex than buy low sell high. Use it as motivation and read up on stuff over the weekend and evaluate what's happening midweek next week.

>> No.17491796

>>17491669
It's happened several times in this country but we called it other shit

>> No.17491800

>>17491699
im short bonds... it's a bullish position. TMV.

>> No.17491806
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Who the fuck is buying this trash? I swear there must be some kind of hedge fund algo that has APT in it and every brain dead fund manager is just copying and pasting the shortlist of "stocks to buy during an epidemic". If there's anything to learn from this everything week, it's that institutional money creates bubbles.

>> No.17491808

>>17491771
you are not ready to act yet. do some research over the weekend and watch the market for the next week before considering doing anything.

>> No.17491813

>>17491778
Dca your puts. Trust in the fact that only more people can die, be infected and more cities will be quarantined. Bulls are absolutely delusional.

>> No.17491815

>>17491748
No, for noobs trying to onboard today, we will take all the nickels in your piggy bank and it will be another summer of mowing lawns for you junior.
These are shark infested waters.

>> No.17491816
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>>17491710
As it always does.

>> No.17491819
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17491819

Time to wait and see what happens on the buy side. Not even DCAing right now. Just holding cash, made enough on the way down.

Puts/options still on for three trades though.

I'm thinking this is more erratic and longer than anyone is expecting, which also makes it hard to play. Not predictable.

>> No.17491826

>>17489583
I have $40k in my savings account. So long as I don't lose my job... When things stabilize and we're trading sideways for a few months, I'm going all in

>> No.17491828

It's always fun to dip below a new 2X,000 threshold. Don't forget to wear your DOW 25,000 hats!

>> No.17491836

the fuck was that pump????

>> No.17491837

what the fuck is that

>> No.17491839
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>>17489632
Down 7 percentile baby luckily I bought some CORV to risk it all

>> No.17491841

>>17491806
I'll tell you how I ended up owning $500 worth.

google.com
"medical mask manufacturer stock ticker"

>> No.17491842
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17491842

>Yet another deadcat today

>> No.17491844

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.17491845

>>17491819
I can guarantee that Monday will be blood red like how we're about dump down for the end of the day.

BBC just reported over 200 deaths in Iran like less than 5 mins ago. It's about to get fucked.

>> No.17491849

>>17491704
>>17491736
Personally I think referring to them as females is hot. I like tranny porn because it's hot to see a broken, failed man serving her superiors. The thought of someone so weak that they were mind-fucked by liberalism and submissive feminine values into giving in and rejecting their masculine nature gets me off. It's like real-life mind fuck porn. Calling them "she" only highlights their broken nature.

>> No.17491850

R A L L Y

>> No.17491852

fed can't even bounce it 200 points

ITS A FUCKING PLAGUE

ITS A BODIES IN THE STREETS

ITS AN END TO SUPPLY CHAINS

fuck you fed

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>>17491723
is that Mt Fuji hike still on?

or is it going to be a bust again like Vegas trip was?

>>17491759
he is ripping his face off to prove a point

>> No.17491854

>>17491849
bro that's fuckin gay

>> No.17491855
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17491855

HERE THEY COME!!!!!

>> No.17491858

>>17491841
Yeah just like how people googled "weed stock ticker" and found ACB. Wall Street has aneurysms over Tesla, but this one deserves to go below $10

>> No.17491859
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17491859

R A L L Y

B U L L S

>> No.17491861

what the fuck was that who the fuck buys this much 1 hour before weekend close?

>> No.17491863

BEARBROS WE GOT TO COCKY

>> No.17491868

>>17491855
Delusional boomer STILL doesn't realize his portfolio will be empty by next week.

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17491869

>>17491164

>> No.17491870

>>17491836
>>17491837
>>17491844
Just a comment by the FED saying that they will use their tools if appropriate and support the economy.

>> No.17491877

DONT FALL FOR IT RETARDS

>> No.17491878

>>17490538
Why are all the cruise line stocks up? What the fuck

>> No.17491879
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17491879

>absolutely NOBODY has any idea how corona will spread
>"THIS IS THE BOTTOM GUYS"

>> No.17491884

Dow not closing under 25k.

Screencap this

>> No.17491885

QE QE QE QE QE QE QE QE

>> No.17491886

>>17491855
enjoy your 30 minutes

>> No.17491892

what kind of absolute fucking mongoloid troglodyte thinks it's a good idea to buy stocks right now, with any interest in financial markets you know that corona is not the only factor here

>> No.17491893

BULLKEK TRAP

>> No.17491896

>>17491877
do people not remember how this has happened every fucking day this week?

>> No.17491897

Get your SPY puts at 3

>> No.17491899
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>>17491842
I can't believe the bulls fall for it every day
But falling for it on Friday?

>> No.17491901

>>17491861
They're trying to sow confidence before this weekend. Desperation.

>> No.17491902
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>>17491861
you mean the busiest hour in the entire trading week?

>> No.17491911
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17491911

>Fear mongering
>Over a virus that causes coughing

Not even as deadly as swine flu

Thanks for the cheapies though guys

>> No.17491916

>>17491370
Degiro has Inverse leveraged etfs for all the big us movers on the euro exchanges

>> No.17491919

>>17491911
Post your positions or we all mass report you and get you banned

>> No.17491922

>p-pls save fed pls
disgusting market

>> No.17491923

WE'RE GOING DOWN

>> No.17491927

Sometimes I love morningstars recommendations. Then other times I go look at stocks like general motors, and their fair share valuations have been set at ~$50 for a fucking decade, but they've never once been right in that entire decade, yet somehow they're convinced they are valuing it correctly and that this will be the quarter it skyrockets.

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>>17491849

>> No.17491932

>>17491854
Don't really care. Fucking a weak man into submission only asserts your own manliness at the expense of your victim's. The Romans did the same thing and they were the manliest culture in history.

>> No.17491938

>>17491897
strike price and date sir?

>> No.17491939
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17491939

I'M OKAY WITH THIS CRASH SO LONG AS WE TAKE ALL THE LINKIES WITH US

>> No.17491940

Would coke do the right thing and just fucking die silently

>> No.17491943

>>17491884
Goalposts = Moved

Get ready for it to finish under 24k before today ends. Only way it doesn't is if Fed is deliberately pumping.

>> No.17491951
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17491951

Bull trap: set.
Won't be long now until the wailing and gnashing of teeth.

>> No.17491961
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17491961

just remember guys that no matter how retarded you are - at least youre not a silver fag

>> No.17491962
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17491962

lame ass pumps. now it's not going to tank into close, just slightly red.

>> No.17491965

>>17491923
If you bought puts yesterday, you're the shark.
If you're still buying them today, you're the tuna.

>> No.17491972

>>17491868
well not empty, just worthless

>> No.17491975
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Holy moly that Beyond Memes drop. I just did a skim through my watchlist for "fun" as I haven't bothered since the crash started. There's some brutal charts in there now. It's everything. Even the normally defensive stuff like utilities. All took a hit.

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17491981

Don’t get tricked by the Friday pump, this shit will tank going into the weekend.

>> No.17491986

My 25% gains all destroyed in less than a week..

>> No.17491988

>>17491975
If you're vegetarian or god forbid vegan and want to eat something meaty, just eat black beans simmered in your partner's semen

>> No.17491989

>>17491975
wow, i hadn't seen it either

how come they got fucked in the ass so hard?

>> No.17492004

another pump coming?

>> No.17492011

This is bullshit. Market is heavily manipulated right now, even the media is hyping up the crash encouraging people to sell more.

>> No.17492014

stop pumping faggots.

>> No.17492017

>>17492004
for sure bro
buy now

>> No.17492018

OH BOY A RALLY GUYS ITS FINALLY OVER!! BUY NOW BEFORE IT REALLY RAMPS UP!!

>> No.17492019

>>17492011
>right now

>> No.17492020

NOOOOOO IT'S ALL OVER FOR US BEARBROS THIS PUMP IS THE REAL ONE

>> No.17492023

BUY PUTS NOW

WAKE UP

8400 BEING MONITORED IN CALI

84 BEING MONITORED IN NYC, THEYVE BEEN BACK FROM CHINA A WEEK BEFORE BEING TESTED

1ST COMMUNITY TRANSMISSION IN CALI

200+ DEAD IN IRAN

IRANIAN CABINET MEMBERS AND MINISTERS HAVE IT AND COULD HAVE GIVEN TO THE PRESIDENT AND AYATOLLAH

POPE MIGHT HAVE IT

JAPAN DECLARED NATIONAL EMERGENCY

DONT FALL FOR THE RALLY ITS THE FED WORKING WITH HEDGE FUNDS AND FRONTING THE PRICES WITH YOUR 401K

BUY PUTS BUY PUTS

IT ONLY GETS WORSE THIS WEEKEND, MORE DEAD, MORE CASES, MORE CITIES QUARANTINED

NIGERIA HAS IT

ITALY HAS IT

MEXICO HAS IT

BRAZIL HAS IT

BUY PUTS YOU FUCKING IDIOTS

>> No.17492024

>>17491989
it's a novelty product that every food company is now mimicking and taking market share from.

>> No.17492025

>>17491986
hey are you the same ass hole that called me a boomer in the other thread. well i have news for you little shit. look up the chart for boomer age ranges for ones in your god damn life.

>> No.17492027

>>17492004
>Another retard buying the high of the deadcat

OHNONONO

>> No.17492028

Any poorfag puts? I bought a few GME last week and F on Wednesday's lil pump. Sold half of each for 250% and 100% profit. I'm low on cash now, I was nearly all in by last Thursday's "dip" and I'm looking for little glimmers of hope to cheer me up while I hold these bags forever.

>> No.17492029
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17492036

>>17491989
One of the better performing stocks I dumped last week has turned out to be Crispr. They duly dropped but not as much as the index. Down about 2% since February 21st. 5% rally today, mind you.

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>>17492004
Yes.

>> No.17492043

>>17492023
i wish

>> No.17492044

lmao what the fuck is this bullshit

>> No.17492048

>>17492029
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17492049
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>>17492020
>500 points down
>"Pump"
U wot m8?

>> No.17492056

im holding my puts

you're not gonna bait me into closing fuck you.

>> No.17492057

>>17492028
Yum China

I'm the anon who spilled the fuck out of Ford puts. That and mgm.

>> No.17492058

>>17492040
>That massive positive volume spike at 2:30 on the dot

>> No.17492060

>>17492049
look at a chart

>> No.17492066

IT WAS A BEAR TRAP LMAO

>> No.17492069

>US market more fake than the chinese one
t-thanks donny

>> No.17492070

>>17492056
>>17492049
Oh wait who could have guessed it was a bull trap the whole time AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17492071

3pm soon.
24.5k here we come

>> No.17492072
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17492072

I'm going to buy crypto mining stocks next week. Good idea?

>> No.17492078

WE GOT TOO COCKY BEARBROS
WE GOT TOO COCKY

>> No.17492088

>>17492025
Fuck you talking about

>> No.17492087

>>17492072
no

>> No.17492089

>>17492078
Whatever, i've only got 7K in this shit now and sitting on a lot of cash

>> No.17492099

something feels fucking wrong, what the hell. how is somebody BUYING right now?

>> No.17492101

>>17492078
>WE GOT TWO COCKY BULLBROS
>TWO COCKY

>> No.17492107

>>17492072
crypto is a literal scam.

>> No.17492108

>>17492088
im 49 years old ass hole

>> No.17492110
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FUCKING STOP BUYING STOCKS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
STOP FUCKING WITH MY GAINS

>> No.17492112

>>17492099
just reactions to a vague fed comment

>> No.17492114

>>17492099
"Daddy FED will save us! Buy em now, buy em cheap! Just like Mr. Cramer on the TV says"

>> No.17492116

>>17492099
>firesale on quality securities
hmmmmmmmmmm

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>>17492025
This chart of boomer age ranges?

>> No.17492123

>>17492078
AAAAAAA WE THOUGHT IT WAS A BULLTRAP BUT IT WAS ACTUALLY A BEARTRAP DISGUISED AS A BULLTRAP PERFORMING A RARE DOUBLE REVERSAL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17492124

>>17491965
>bought puts
I bought them in January

>> No.17492130

SNSS wants to close green today

>> No.17492134

>>17492057
Thank you anon, for your wise counsel in these troubled times.

>> No.17492138

>>17492108
OK boomer

>> No.17492139

>>17492116
>massive CAPE
>quality

>> No.17492143

>>17492099
This is just evidence that America is a shadow dictatorship. The manipulation is so obvious, the 20 minute floats on common strikes is just fucking hilarious.

>> No.17492145

>>17492130
We don't need your worthless play-by-plays, faggot.

>> No.17492146
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I TOOK THE BAIT

>> No.17492147

>>17492130
How stupid do you feel for not selling above $1
Pretty retarded I'd bet

>> No.17492150

>>17492110
Isn't it the fed fucking with it at this point?

>> No.17492152

>>17492099
im buying JNJ, their earnings just kept growing through 2009, it didnt even effect them. give me more JNJ cheapies

>> No.17492153

>>17492143
what do you mean by common strikes?

>> No.17492154

>>17492124
very nice

>> No.17492157

>>17491370
Saxo bank Or interactive brokers

>> No.17492162

>>17492060
How's your chart? Mine says we're fucked

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>>17492108
> he comes back for more, classic boomer.

>> No.17492167

>>17492157
yeah IB is the only decent broker for europoors right?

>> No.17492181

>>17492150
No idea, would explain a lot though, no one in their right mind would buy stocks right now

>> No.17492198

>>17492166
im logging back to investor hub discussion group. fuck this place.

>> No.17492199

>>17492152
I blurt it
And the CLX

Sold some shitstocks (KL and MCD)

>> No.17492235

>>17491370
LMAX
fx, indexes - the best
meme rocks, oil - meh
btc - market is 'interesting' spread shit

>> No.17492250

Is Fed pumping to keep it over 25k?

>> No.17492258

One more dump before the market closes?

>> No.17492263

how does the fed pump anything though? what do they buy?

>> No.17492264

Airlines cant get MUCH lower

Air Canada
Air France
United Airlines
ZNH

>> No.17492277

>>17491661
>>17491753
Thanks Bros.
Now shut the fuck up Powell, you little bitch. If you print more money, you only increase vectors for the virus to spread.

>> No.17492279

>>17492250
https://www.forexlive.com/centralbank/!/feds-powell-us-economy-remains-strong-but-coronavirus-poses-evolving-risks-20200228

'we will cut rates p-pls stop'
Dollar being sold due to above.

>> No.17492283

>>17492263
they pump by saying they have tools to deal with it

>> No.17492292

>>17491616
you already are - inflation outpacing interest

>> No.17492296

I don't know if I have the balls to hold a Long Strangle on VIX over the weekend.

>> No.17492300

Sorry my shoulder is a little dislocated guys, can you see my head alright?

t. SPY

>> No.17492307

Long on cigarettes and ammunition

>> No.17492314

>>17491653
>not just Chinese figuring out how to leave the country at next opportunity

>> No.17492318

>>17492198
Aww man you guys started a group and didn’t invite me?
>>17492292
That’s the rate of return you fucking bubbloomer

>> No.17492325

lmfao if this tanks after that intervention we are in deep shit.

>> No.17492326

so when do we start buying $APT puts?

>> No.17492329

last hours anons get ready for the dump

>> No.17492347

>>17492147
Not even a little. You should look up the tax laws sometime.

>> No.17492355

>>17491687
Stocks ONLY. GO. UP.

>> No.17492361
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WE UNDER 25K

>> No.17492374

NEW

>>17489792

>>17489792

>>17489792

NEW

>>17489792
>>17489792
>>17489792

Let's continue this thread

>> No.17492387

>>17492060
But seriously, how's your chart? I'm legitimately curious

>> No.17492429

>>17492318
haha you're right, sorry forgot fiat currency still existed

>> No.17492434

>>17492167
I prefer saxo bank , better platform

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>>17491842
>he thinks going up to -1% intraday is a deadcat bounce