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Short It Down To Zero Edition

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>>17483865

>> No.17485015

>stil holding spce

>> No.17485016
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First

>> No.17485021

Sup guys SPY gonna hit 278 today. It will probably go up to 297 early today. Buy puts then.

>> No.17485024

Beijing on alert after rise in infected #coronavirus cases. A cleaner with fever went to office, infecting several staff. All taken hospital. #China capital has sent notice to local companies to strive for “zero infection”.

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>> No.17485031
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>> No.17485033
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Ready for this afternoon dump

>> No.17485034
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>>17485015
FUCK YOU

>> No.17485045

>>17484997
What puts we buying boys? I already got TSLA, SPCE and some airlines. What else is there? SPY is getting pricy to buy.

>> No.17485050
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17485050

buy apt puts this am for free money

>> No.17485051

>>17484795
dont forget

>> No.17485052

Why wasnt wuhan nuked when we still had a Chance?

>> No.17485058

today i will buy puts
monday will be red
thank yu retard market

>> No.17485060

BREAKING: Mexico confirms first case of coronavirus
BREAKING: Mexico confirms first case of coronavirus
BREAKING: Mexico confirms first case of coronavirus

WE OVEr

WE OVER

WE OVER

WE OVER

WE ARE FUCKING

OVER

WE ARE FUCKING DEAD

ITS OVER

GUYS ITS FUCKING OVER

MEXICO TRADE WITH USA

>> No.17485065

>>17485051
I'm gonna do it. Locked and loaded in another tab

>> No.17485072

>>17485060
Waiting for dems to complain that it's Trump's fault for not building the wall.

>> No.17485075

>>17485029
zoomer memes are the worst. just like bernie's policies.

>> No.17485077

>>17485050
i dont want to get burned

convince me.

>> No.17485079

>>17485072
no, its trumps fault for being a complete ponce and not doing anything. what the fuck is a wall going to you spaz.

>> No.17485081

I really need MRNA to keep tanking.

>> No.17485082

The real question is should I switch all my CAD over to USD

>> No.17485087

I dont know this news source

https://www.milenio.com/politica/coronavirus-mexico-amlo-confirma-caso-cdmx

I do NOT know this news source, via @bnodesk

https://www.milenio.com/politica/coronavirus-mexico-amlo-confirma-caso-cdmx

>> No.17485091

>>17485060
Need sources for my puts or inverses.

>> No.17485099

>>17485051
kek guess i suddenly like classical music now
I'm in

>> No.17485102

>>17485077
i started trading in janurary and im down 15% unrealized you can trust me bro

>> No.17485104

>>17485091
I'm all in puts on mgm and six flags.

>> No.17485106
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17485106

TMDX anon here, this is the only advice my hospital has sent out re: the virus. I'm not qualified to speak on the financial or logistical implications of it, I'm just letting you know that the virus itself won't be killing your friends and family.

>> No.17485107

>>17484986
Who's better? Not defending 212 at all btw, happy to try new ones

>> No.17485111

>>17485030
I wish I had the ball/money to puy $10 august puts but no I have to be poor and unwilling to bet my life savings

>> No.17485114

>>17485091


>>17485087
Found another source boys idk how legit

https://www.usnews.com/news/world/articles/2020-02-28/mexico-says-may-have-first-coronavirus-case-from-man-who-was-in-italy

>> No.17485115

You think feds gonna intervene later?

>> No.17485116

MEXICO CITY —

Mexico’s health secretary announced Friday that the country now has two confirmed cases of the new coronavirus.

Hugo Lopez-Gatell said one of the patients is in Mexico City and the other in the northern state of Sinaloa, and neither is seriously ill.

At least five family contacts of the first patient have been placed in isolation. He said one of the men had contact with someone who had traveled to the northern Italian region where there has been an outbreak.

Brazil on Wednesday confirmed Latin America’s first confirmed case of the new coronavirus in a man who traveled to Italy this month.

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pls rember that wen u feel scare or frigten
never forget ttimes wen u feeled happy

wen day is dark alway rember happy day

>> No.17485120

>>17485079
> Chinese Bat Death in Mexico
> They carry it across the border
> American gets infected
> Dems blame Trump for not preventing illegals coming in carrying death.
What's not to figure out?

>> No.17485127

Which puts for euros trading with DEGIRO?

>> No.17485129

>>17485115
sooner than later, yes. doesnt matter. theyre setting themselves up for failure. markets dont care about cheap money when survival is on the line.

>> No.17485131

https://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/news/nation-world/story/2020-02-28/mexico-confirms-first-2-cases-of-coronavirus

>> No.17485133

>more corona cases an hour before market open
>futures dropping hard
>my fat stack of puts about to explode

I've decided to give thanks to the blood god for making me even more rich by becoming a warlock.

>> No.17485135
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>>17485115
My vote is on morning rally, dump by noon, maybe another 3:45 panic dump. I couldn't imagine who would want to hold over the weekend when even the most benign news could make normies panic.

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>>17485120
The us is already fucked dude

>> No.17485144

>>17485106
thanks anon.

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>>17485120
youre worried about some sandnigger coming through a wall when youre directly importing hundreds of flights daily into your country from countries suffering an outbreak? kekerino's my sides

>> No.17485148

Kay, how long will it takes stocks to recover form this lad? Are we boned for years or is it even possible that we get back to pre-crisis levels in a few months half a year?

>> No.17485150

>>17485127
Why not just use CFDs and have access to a wider variety of put options?

>> No.17485152

>>17485118
How do I find a cute non-gene degenerate asian girl anon?

>> No.17485153

>>17485077
IDK, bro, I don't think a fucking mask company should literally quadruple in value just because they get a few more orders I don't even think they should double in value. What do you think is the question?

>> No.17485160

>>17485135
That's been the trend the last two days. I think we will see a fast dump earlier in the day, probably before a morning rally.

>> No.17485162

Mexico catching 2 cases.

Extrapolate how many actual cases they have on ground truth.

>> No.17485164
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Let's assume everyone was cured today, not a single new case was detected, and everyone went back to work on monday

How bad would it still be in a hypothetical best case scenario?

>> No.17485169

>>17485104
mgm looking affordable to load up on. did you do it a week out? i feel like its the best play with how things are going right now.

>> No.17485170
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17485170

>Pull up Schwab StreetSmart Edge

Woooo, going be another slaughter today. Get the popcorn, whip it out, and beat it to CoronaChan

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17485171

Wtf is happening

None of my individual tickers show any change

>> No.17485174

i'm goin all in on biomed stocks.

im finna get big af boiz

>> No.17485177

>>17485079
can all tripfags fuck off and die please? thanks :^)

>> No.17485178

>>17485164
3-6 months probably of lost supply chain disruption time to catch up. RIGHT NOW.

>> No.17485181
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What did God mean by this?

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>>17485152
Watch fuck loads of anime and go to conventions

>> No.17485197

Vietnam
South Korea
India
Mexico

Supply side into USA is fucked on pandemic

Then a demand hits as we peak.

Kek

this is fucking APOCALYPTICAL

>> No.17485199

>>17485169
Yep. I averaged in for 3/6 at about 26 cents per contract. I think today will sell of fucking hard.

>> No.17485200

>>17485162
Doesn't this mean it doesn't matter?

>> No.17485201

>>17485148
I'd say a year and a half, though that's probably an underestimate. Could be much longer depending on how much we fall today and next week. We're gonna be a crab market for a while definitely.

>> No.17485204

bought brent crude calls, bears can fuck off

>> No.17485209

>>17485181
no fucking way

>> No.17485217

>>17485181
*Clouds and light descend on Vatican*

(Boomer god voice)
GET A YOUNGER POPE

>> No.17485218

>>17485200
huh?

USA has lots of trade with Mexico, lots of parts and supply chain shit being made there.

Even if we contain it, mexico won't creating more and more new cases from travel anyway

It's fucked, we are fucked, this market is fucked, no FLOOR

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So should i buy puts on SPY or what

>> No.17485232
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>>17485181
I can't imagine they actually let him near anyone infected

>> No.17485234
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>>17485171
RH is a gay

>> No.17485236
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First British citizen to die, on the cruise ship

They lived 2 miles away from me actually

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>>17485209
It's the New York Shitpost but it's legit. If the Pope dies of this, I cannot imagine the markets would react lol. The dump would be absolutely biblical kek.

>> No.17485246

>>17485218
I'm saying it's already in North America and our economy is the same

Also, we don't know if different races have different death rates

Maybe it started in USA and we didn't even know lmaoooo

>> No.17485247

>>17485224
Kek

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DAX back under 11900, another dip or beginning of the dump?

>> No.17485264
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Long BWL.a
Long PBJ
Short VIX
Short /SMG/

>> No.17485266

>>17485232
>The POPE is the cuck meme personified.
What a fucking faggot. All Catholics should disavow this kike

>> No.17485268
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>>17485242
did someone say biblical?

>> No.17485269

How's the market going to act today? I've already got a game plan to exit my positions today just not sure if I should do it in the morning or afternoon

>> No.17485272

>>17485106
Wtf I love tmdx now

Thanks man. Still holding my two shares.

>> No.17485273

>>17485242
i don't think the markets would react that much. but holy shit, the world would go fucking nuts.

>> No.17485279
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>>17485224

>> No.17485283

>>17485264
Kek
That last one is the best advice.

Anyone who is certain of the future is not to be listened to

>> No.17485286
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>>17485242
i would feel a bit bad profiting of this, but only so much

>> No.17485292

>war between Russia and Turkey
>Turkey releasing ALL refugees into Europe
>locus eating all crops in Africa
>plague has gotten a foothold on every continent
The 4 Horsemen have arrived.

>> No.17485293

>>17485196
I do this and it hasn’t worked yet

>> No.17485295

DAX three failed breakouts. triple top at around 12010

>> No.17485300

>>17485246
It's everywhere.

It's fucked.

It's exponential on country epicenters

1 was China, sending sparks
3+ now, Italy, Japan, Korea sending sparks worldwide

Each new country is a new set of international passengers to every other country

It's exponential in that aspect too.

FUCKING UNSTOPPABLE

every airport is now a RNG of pandemic spark, can travel erratically. From weird origins

Literally too late to stop going global now

VERY VERY likely we get the global pandemic case. Each growth week makes it that much harder to stop, we are probably past any reasonable window of stopping this

EVEN if a country does amazing. The rest will fuck them on supply and demand.

EVERY ECONOMY IS FUCKED
EVERY ECONOMY IS FUCKED

NOT FINANCIAL SYSTEMS

ACTUAL FUCKING DEMAND AND SUPPLY OF GOODS

THE REAL ECONOMY IS FUCKED

>> No.17485304

>>17485106
This is old news to those who researched it but thank you regardless.

>>17485114
Thank you. Inverses let's go.

>>17485115
My guess is there might be some plans drawn up today and/or this weekend. Hopefully they don't print too much. I want this thing to go down so we can get back out of debt spending and into reality. The economy needed a contraction hard and it's long over due.

>>17485164
0.6-2.4% percent loss per month over the next 6-8 months minimum, likely. Max, maybe 6-20%. Markets won't grow until confidence is back in the market. Even then, I think a lot of people knew we were in a bubble and headed towards economic plateau, so growth may be much slower than the last year or so.

>> No.17485312

>S&P FUTURES TANKING

>S&P FUTURES TANKING

>S&P FUTURES TANKING

>> No.17485314
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>>17485217
Be careful what you ask for

>>17485232
Or it could be the opposite. Could be the lady who grabbed him gave it to him, and then he gave it to the diplomats who have been dropping off.

>>17485242
A pope dying isn't as dramatic as it was in the old days

>> No.17485316

>>17485181
>Gabriel: Hey, uh, God, some dude in China thought it would be a good idea to eat a fucking bat, what are your thoughts on this?
>God: I think its time for a reset.

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>>17485029

>> No.17485322

>>17485300
GFC was digital bits being off, malinvestment

This is different boys

This is factories not working
no productivity
no demand
no supply
complex chains being interrupted randomly

This triggers a real recession.

>> No.17485323

>>17485226
Very volatile. I'd go inverse ETFs with marginalized trail stops. Fed news of printing might cause a small buyback.

>> No.17485325

How do you decide what stock to buy during broad market dips? Or just go with an ETF?

>> No.17485332

>>17485242
Why would there be a major dump? You think this will effect market liquidity or future earnings or something? It’s a nothing.

If it’s Coronachan he’s probably dead maybe. Pretty old guy.

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>>17485312
FRIENDLY REMINDER THE BIBLE DOESN'T LIE. TODAYS DUMP IS GOING TO BE BIBLICAL.

>> No.17485341

>>17485325
I just buy ford. Every single time. Just don't forget to sell it after ex-date

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>>17485333
KEK CONFIRMS

>> No.17485345

>>17485312
IT'S MORE FREE MONEY.
YOU'VE HAD DAYS TO LISTEN.
JOIN THE INVERSE BEAR CLUB

>> No.17485346

Why isn’t EWJ dumping?

Am I fucking up by shorting more shares?

>> No.17485347

DRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMPF

DO SOMETHING
PLEASE YOU ORANGE BUFFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

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>mfw that anon that predicted the world ended in March 5 is going to be right

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>>17485293
>I do this
Really? How often do you go to conventions?

>>17485312
>7 MINUTES TO MARKET OPEN
GET. FUCKING.
H Y P E D.

>> No.17485359

>>17485333
>>17485344
AAAAAH I'M BUYING MORE PUTS
IM- IM GONNA... IM GONNA PROFIIIIIIIIIIIT.
AAAAAAAHHHHH IM PROFIIIIIITING AAAAAAGGH

>> No.17485361

WE OPEN SOON BOYS

>> No.17485365

>>17485106
>the virus itself won't be killing your friends and family.

What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

>> No.17485372

>Only bought 1k worth of puts
>will probably make like 10k
>shouldve just liquidated my shitty pfizer stock and went all in on the puts and made some real money to hold me over during the recession

Fuck me guys even when you win, you lose

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>MGM down to $25 in pre-market.
>CCL down to $31.4
>AAL just broke below $20
>UAL down to $63.34
>LUV down to $43.5
>Macy's is down to $12.6


I hope you lads bought puts on travel related stuff this week. And Macy's just because they suck in general.

>> No.17485378

How much AMD should I buy?

>> No.17485379

>>17485352
Every anime expo
So far that’s 2

>> No.17485380

>>17485365
it means they gonna get mugged or shit before that

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>>17485279
kek need this one badly

>> No.17485386

>>17485347
Bet against the market you dunce
Trump is probably all in SQQQ

>>17485365
it's gonna be the economic impact, recession, domino effect into possible chimpouts.

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placed an order for some SQQQ you better not have lied to me /smg/

>> No.17485389

>>17485376
massive LUV puts since January predicting USA pandemic and shut down

>> No.17485391

>>17485106
Good speed pump and dumper, but you need to update your graphic. Date says 1/29 and the virus want called covid-19 until middle of Feb.

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KEK HAS ALLOWED US TO PRINT ENDLESS SHEKELS IN TIMES OF UNCERTAINTY.

>> No.17485395

uh oh

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-51677846

>> No.17485396

>>17485365
He’s assuming your friends and family aren’t old or ill.

You aren’t friends with old people... are you?

>> No.17485397

>>17485376
It may be too late. I was checking out put prices yesterday and a collapse is already priced in with a lot of them.

I'm not saying that the stocks won't keep going down, but at times like these you also have to watch out for puts being priced for the suckers coming in late.

>> No.17485399

>>17485365
That unless you're a kid, elderly, have an immune disorder or other serious comorbidities, that you're probably not going to die. The insane fearmongering about how this is a Biblical plague is just annoying to me so I try to set the record straight where I can.

>> No.17485401

Making a Last Judgment ETF

Pestilence is only the first stage of the apocalypse. War, Famine, and Death are next.

I'm definitely going to long LMT with War coming up next, but I'm confused on how Famine will affect food stocks. Will it cause stocks to go up due to increase in prices or will they go down since there will be less food manufactured? For death, I'm trying to find some public companies that dabble in cremations and cemetary maintenance.

>> No.17485404

>>17485174
Same here brah. Let's join in prayer that we make it

>> No.17485406

>>17485396
Does biz not have grandparents? Of course.

>> No.17485407

>>17485051
DONT FORGET

ONLY 30 MINUTES

>> No.17485414

>>17485399
> boomers wiped out
> younger generation dies of starvation and coodies because they never learned to cook and do laundry

>> No.17485415

>>17485395
>https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-51677846
I think by next week we are going to start to see air travel restricted, this is going to be a huge business interruption. I'm going to wait buying this dip.

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>>17485388
anon...

>> No.17485420

>>17485388
Put a factored in margin stop loss on it. Markets might get tipsy if Fed or world banks release lots of news of printing.

>> No.17485421

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>>17485333

>> No.17485423

>>17484795
wrong reply

>> No.17485424

>>17485399
But even if it’s approximately as deadly and contagious as the regular flu, that would have major consequences and a high death toll that is uncertain and was not priced in.

Market dislikes uncertainty, especially to the downside.

>> No.17485427

>>17485399
Thanks brah. The reinfection is what kills you; hence why young healthcare professionals are dropping like flies.

>> No.17485428

>>17485236
Citizen? Were they white?

>> No.17485429

time is fucking crawling rn

>> No.17485430

>>17485421
reminder that at 3:25pm each day, the circuit breakers are turned off at the NYSE, and the market is allowed to do what the market wants to do.

>> No.17485432

>>17485399
what part of economic impact don't you get

>>17485401
best post on /biz/

>> No.17485435

>>17485246
USA already has 15 cases
https://www.cdc.gov/media/releases/2020/s0213-15th-coronavirus-case.html

>> No.17485436

>>17485394
Based.

>>17485421
Need source.

>> No.17485438

>>17485016
based and crashpilled

>> No.17485442

>>17485436
Watch CNBC or bloomberg today

History coming

>> No.17485446

>>17485181
#notmypope

>> No.17485447

>>17485401
This would be kino. Please do this.
$GOD

>> No.17485448

>CODX still going up
motherfucker I sold way to early

>> No.17485449

>>17485021
lol nevermind on 297, this shit is tanking too hard now

in other news
>>17473372

>> No.17485450
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17485450

hey remember this guys? do you remember?

pepperidge farm remembers...

>> No.17485452
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17485452

>>17485389
My father flies for southwest, who will give me tendies during a recession if he doesn't have a job??????? TAKE IT BACK!!!

>> No.17485454

>>17485449
kek

I'm sweating looking at my portfolio and how insanely risky it is.

>> No.17485455

>>17485379
>Every anime expo
>So far that’s 2
I haven't gone to one yet. It's a serious regret of mine rn. I really want to go to sakura-con... if it doesn't get cancelled over coronavirus

>> No.17485456 [DELETED] 

>>17485391
I had to remote in, the date on the computer is wrong I guess kek. I literally took the screenshot 15 minutes ago.

>> No.17485457
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17485457

So with sadness in my heart,
I feel the best thing I could do,
Is end it all, and leave forever
What's done is done, it feels so bad,
What once was happy now is sad
I'll never love again.
My world is ending.

>> No.17485461
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17485461

>>17485448

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.17485462

>>17485446
based et sedepilled

>> No.17485463
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17485463

*snap*

>> No.17485468

>>17485430
Source? Is that why there's always ridiculous spikes at 3:30?

>> No.17485469

>>17485430
EST? What is that in eurofag time?

>> No.17485471

>>17485432
I understand the economic impact, in fact, I said that I'm probably not qualified to speak on that because that isn't my job lmao. I was strictly speaking medically.

>> No.17485472

AHAHAHAHAGAHAHA YES. YEEES

>> No.17485477

Got spy puts for 3/6, do I hold over weekend?

>> No.17485478

>>17485469
just google "time in ny" my god

>> No.17485483
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17485483

get the circuit breakers ready

>> No.17485493
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17485493

AAAAAAAA
what the fuck just happened to my worthless shitstock biomeme?

>>17485455
Awww damn I hadn’t even thought of that. It’s totally possible.
You haven’t been to AX or any cons?

>> No.17485494

oh my god I really need a good pump right now, want to go all in with my remaining cash

>> No.17485501

>>17485468
The logic is that people need to be able to get in and out of their positions. And yes, it has created some interesting events in the past.

https://www.cnbc.com/2015/08/24/when-do-circuit-breakers-kick-in-cnbc-explains.html

>> No.17485514

>>17484795

24 MINUTES

>> No.17485515

If you want to do some risky plays today instead of doing something smart, I recommend puts on TSLA.

>> No.17485521

>>17485494
How are you people not Gamblers again?

>> No.17485522
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17485522

>>17485391
There. Don't ever accuse my precious TMDX of being a pajeet PND ever again. :(

>> No.17485523
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17485523

One single short trade on the YM with 4 contracts have pretty much changed my life. Let's pretend that this will be a 30% correction for the markets, that would land my YM short at roughly $192k profit. Now the sad part is that I'm holding shit that will expire at the end of next month, so.. let's speed things up

>> No.17485525

>>17485269
Bulls have all been killed

>> No.17485540

Short airline companies with high leverage.
Easiest trade of my life

>> No.17485543

>>17485493
>Awww damn I hadn’t even thought of that. It’s totally possible.
>You haven’t been to AX or any cons?
Yeah, nah, haven't gone to anything yet.
I've only really started to aggressively binge anime over the last 6-9 months.
What's AX?

>> No.17485544

Should I sell my SOXL positions ? or wait for recovery

>> No.17485545

>>17485521
silence boomer.

>> No.17485547
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17485547

IM BUYING THIS DIP

>> No.17485549
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17485549

>>17485077
>convince me
pic related.
need i say more?

>> No.17485550

>>17485521
>you people
>/smg/ is one person

>> No.17485551

>>17485523
Don't forget to squirrel some away for taxes. If you want something that will "change your life", try getting on the wrong side of the IRS

>> No.17485553

>>17485547
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.17485554
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17485554

Wat do? All my gains are going bye bye.

>> No.17485556

All in SNSS calls, embrace the blind gamble.

>> No.17485557

>FED'S BULLARD: U.S. RATE CUTS "A POSSIBILITY" IF CORONAVIRUS INTENSIFIES, BUT NOT THE BASE CASE
>BULLARD SAYS IF NEW VIRUS INTENSIFIES TO A GLOBAL PANDEMIC, WITH HEALTH IMPACTS APPROACHING SEASONAL FLU, FED MIGHT REACT

>> No.17485558

Jesus fuck I want to buy LAKE puts

1000+ P/E?

>>17485543
Anime expo

>> No.17485560
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17485560

What biotech stocks are you buying/holding and why?
I'm holding BCRX, they will present interesting data in march so it will most likely skyrocket for a few days.

>> No.17485562

>>17485471
Fair enough

>> No.17485564

SPY Puts or APT Puts?

>> No.17485566

>DAX APPROACHING -5%

>DAX APPROACHING -5%

>DAX APPROACHING -5%

>DAX APPROACHING -5%

>DAX APPROACHING -5%

>DAX APPROACHING -5%

>> No.17485568

I am shorting the market on a virtual trading account and Im up 2g in 20 minutes. if only I had the balls to do it for real

t. poorfag

>> No.17485569

>>17485544
yeah dump them all semis are gone 4 good

>> No.17485571

>>17485564
both if you can

>> No.17485572

>3 failed DAX breakouts with resistance at 12010
>it's now going down even more

>> No.17485573
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17485573

oh no no no no nonno

>> No.17485574

>>17485545
>>17485550
t. Actual Boomers
>inb4 I'm Millennial!!!
Neo-Boomers

>> No.17485575

>>17485557
>trying to stimulate a dead economy
NO WE HAVENT BEAT THIS DEAD HORSE LONG ENOUGH, WE NEED TO KEEP BEATING IT DOWN

>> No.17485576

>>17485521
I don't know about you, but if you don't see the obvious signs then I don't know anymore.

>> No.17485579

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/pet-dog-found-to-have-low-level-of-coronavirus-2020-02-28?mod=mw_latestnews

FUCK d*gs and fuck tripfags

>> No.17485580
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17485580

>>17485554
Transfer more cash in, stock the fuck up on SPXL, and just HODL.

>> No.17485585
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17485585

FUCKING KEK CNBC

"Oh by the way another death on that cruise ship today. But good news from Starbucks, they're opening stores back up!!!"

>> No.17485586

>>17485554
hedge yourself with puts on airlines, hotels, travel companies

>> No.17485588

why is CORV up so much premarket?

>> No.17485591

>>17485579
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT TTTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEE DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEERRRRRIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS

>> No.17485594

>>17484795

5 MINUTES

>> No.17485595

>>17485574
Post portfolio. We'll see who the real boomer is.

>> No.17485596

>>17485521
idk I'm betting against the obviously falling market

>> No.17485597

>>17485557
so after 50,000 deaths in USA they would drop rates

sensible

fuck bulls, no liferaft

>> No.17485600

>>17485572
US market will dictate if the DAX bounces back a little bit, this is the day

>> No.17485602

>>17485558
>Anime expo
Noted. I'll go to the next one

>> No.17485604
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17485604

>>17485568
get $500 poorfag

>> No.17485608

ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION

ANONS THAT STILL HAVE NOT BOUGHT PUTS. BUY PUTS ON SIX FLAGS AND MGM RESORTS. THEY ARE STILL CHEAP. YOU WILL AT THE VERY LEAST DOUBLE YOUR MONEY TODAY

GODSPEED

>> No.17485614

>>17485568
Its not too late. We have weeks/months before it is contained. Even after it is contained, the impact on next earnings will be huge. 2020 will be down year.

>> No.17485615

>>17485575
There's no stopping this recession and the Fed knows it

>> No.17485619

I bought Puts on SPY

I hope i dont get fucked bros

>> No.17485624
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17485624

>>17485591
>NOOOOOO NOT THE WOOFER DOGGO NOOOOOOOOO NOT THE HECKIN POOR GOODBOI PUPPERINO BORKER LONGBOI CLOUDY BOI NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE BAMBOOZLED MLEM BLEP BORKING FLUFFER DOGGERINO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOUR DOIN ME A FRIGHTEN I'M SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW

who doesn't like dogs for real tho? sad, poor guy.

>> No.17485625

Why shouldn't I just buy a couple SPXS?

>> No.17485627

>>17485580
Bro, sit in cash and fucking wait. Be patient, not a bag holder. The time will come when this hits bottom and those in cash will have the most buying power, but that is sure as fuck not happening on a Friday following a full week of bear market.

>> No.17485628
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17485628

>>17485595
All I have are Linkies I am holding for the long term
t. Zoomer

>> No.17485630

>>17485624
muslims

>> No.17485636

What kind of friday are we looking at here boys? Are we feeling /bullish/?

>> No.17485639

>>17485619
I'm about to do the same. All of my gains wiped out since September

>> No.17485641

FUCK IF RECESSION HITS I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO LEAVE INTERNET BUT ITS TOO EXPENSIVE HERE ANONS

PRICES ARE GOING TO SKYROCKET RIGHT

>> No.17485643
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17485643

TODAY

>> No.17485644

>>17485586
Can I do puts in Robinhood? Sorry I'm a pleb.

>>17485627
That's what I'm leaning towards, just waiting this out a bit and then putting money back into airlines and shit as soon as things look a little better.

I'm actually thinking this is going to get worse rather than better right now, I'm not going to be surprised if they start to limit air travel.

>> No.17485648

based jim shilling my GILD

>> No.17485650
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>>17485636

>> No.17485653
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17485653

Get ready for the largest single day drop in history

>> No.17485654

>>17485557
What can they do ? all central banks already lowered rates as much as they could when there was no pandemia.

>> No.17485657

>>17484795

LAST CHANCE TO GET IN

WE START IN 2 MINUTES

LETS GO

GODSPEED TO EVERYONE. WE MIGHT NOT EVEN VISIT THIS PLACE AGAIN AT ALL. I WISH YOU ALL THE BEST

>> No.17485658
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17485658

>>17485636
Yup. Real bullish. Can't wait to buy some cheapies today.

>> No.17485659

https://twitter.com/CivilWarMap/status/1233155432988004357
My God the world is really ending lol

>> No.17485661
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17485661

first unironic buy sign

>> No.17485664
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17485664

This was published by the CDC. Imagine a govnt agency tasked with preventing and controlling disease spending precious time days before a deadly global pandemic takes root by creating a guide that shows clear lack of concern. They are not taking this seriously at all.

>> No.17485665
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17485665

>>17485627
Time in market beats timing the market.
/all in/ on SPXL right before market close, pussy.

>> No.17485670
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17485670

>>17485628
Same. But I’m doing Puts now. DO I DO THIS TRADE OR NO? How much money will I make?

>> No.17485672

There are people IN THIS THREAD who are still long on this stock market

>> No.17485673

>>17485560
will they present at the cowen 40th annual ?

>> No.17485675

>>17485636
quite bullish

>> No.17485681
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17485681

Here we go

>> No.17485686

ALERT

TURKEY POTENTIALLY DECLARING WAR ON SYRIA ANY MOMENT

ALERT

TURKEY POTENTIALLY DECLARING WAR ON SYRIA ANY MOMENT


ALERT

TURKEY POTENTIALLY DECLARING WAR ON SYRIA ANY MOMENT

>> No.17485690

Yeah buddy, that LMT drop

>> No.17485691

$GOD

>pestilence
GILD
APT
HCA

>war
LMT
GD
INTC
AAXN

>famine
Puts on FTXG

>death
SCI

>> No.17485692

>>17485604
>get $500 poorfag

I went in with 300 and im up 150

BROOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.17485693

>>17485521
im probably one of the few people here who actually has a legit strategy based on QA. i'll continue to never understand why people always go for the sexy unpredictable spikes in a game that is all about predictability and high probability setups. literally just take the obvious easy free money with a reasonable, predefined risk in case you're wrong, and make lots of money in the long term after tallying up your wins (which should be more frequent and bigger) and losses (which should be less frequent and smaller).

>> No.17485694

>cramer rambling about a vaccine
>"where are hearing this by the way?"
>looks at the floor
>...i've...spent a lot of time doing this

the man looks broken

>> No.17485697

>>17485628
>No cash
>No other investments
>/smg/
???
>>17485657
I'm in.

>> No.17485695
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17485695

25000 BREACHED
>25000 BREACHED
25000 BREACHED
>25000 BREACHED
25000 BREACHED
>25000 BREACHED
25000 BREACHED
>25000 BREACHED
25000 BREACHED
>25000 BREACHED
25000 BREACHED
>25000 BREACHED

>> No.17485698

>>17485670
The index is risky, short travel related companies instead

>> No.17485700

>>17484795

STARTING NOW LETS GO

>> No.17485701
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17485701

>>17485636
Uhhhh... very bull anon... yes buy

>> No.17485703

>>17485686
>erdogan
>not going to pussy out

>> No.17485704

>>17485522
Give it to me straight doc, how long...how long until I'm green? These TMDX bags- *cough* I've been holding these bags and they're so heavy. I think I'm gonna lay down...

>> No.17485705
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17485705

>>17485686
RUSSIAN TROOPS AND AIR FORCE ARE INSIDE SYRIA

ALERT

RUSSIAN TROOPS AND AIR FORCE ARE IN SYRIA

ALERT

>> No.17485706

>>17485636
Likely red today should be the end of capitulation. Once people realize this shit isn't going to end the world the golden bullrun will resume. Heck it's not even as bad as the flu. The 2% mortality rate is definitely wrong based on the fact that China is under reporting infections and the fact that most of the deaths were old smoking chinks. It's just mass hysteria and fear porn for high volatility.

>> No.17485707

whats the best short etf with the biggest leverged i can get here in europe?

>> No.17485708

>>17485686
nah that shit still has a week for turkey to realize they aren't gonna do shit

>> No.17485709
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17485709

I saw heavy reds yesterday so I didn't bother looking after lunch. I wake up to this shit with ibio. Nearly 500% in profits. Goddamn

>> No.17485712

lol war is coming earlier than expected. Wait your fucking turn, Pestilence is still doing his thing.

>> No.17485714

>>17485693
Share some strategies. You sound like a Talebian

>> No.17485715

>>17485686
And yet... LMT is just absolutely getting killed to death
>>17485690
Yeah I hate it. You’re enjoying that? You don’t own it yet?

>> No.17485717
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17485717

Turkey declaring war on Syria, buy some military calls

>> No.17485718

>>17485079
If it rains and you get wet it's Trumps fault.

>> No.17485719

AND IMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FALLINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH IMMMMMMMMMM FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIN

>> No.17485723
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17485723

God, I dank too much after making 20K yesterday now i'm sick as a dog, but this isn't go ruin my day,

Ring the opening bell and let the slaughter begin!

>> No.17485727

>>17485673
No but they will present data at the American Academy of Allergy, Asthma & Immunology Annual Meeting on the 15th

>> No.17485728

>>17485708
never underestimate turkish idiocy

>> No.17485729
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17485729

Its gonna be a first red dildo of biblical measures

>> No.17485730

>>17485698
Why is index risky? Give me some travel companies. I thought we all

>> No.17485737

>>17485692
that's fucking awesome anon.
50% is great.
just don't buy into the "need at least 10k to make meaningful returns" bullshit

>> No.17485740

shit man are we going to survive all this shit like im serious

SHIT

>> No.17485741

>>17485401
Based and revelationpilled

>> No.17485742

Short Activision Blizzard

>> No.17485744

Foresight anon here
I told you niggas
prepare YOUR ANUS

>> No.17485750

>>17485707
xtrackers 2x inverse

>> No.17485753
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17485753

How do I short the market in Robinhood?

>> No.17485754

7 minutes until you boomers get a new asshole ripped open

>> No.17485757

>>17485728
i guess you didn't read the reports about how the turkish soldiers were barred from returning fire on the aircraft because of a russian attack helicopter that was overseeing the operation.
turkey won't do shit.

>> No.17485758

>>17485715
>Yeah I hate it. You’re enjoying that? You don’t own it yet?

I'm still up. Got in at 310.00. I supply materials to them and they are hopping. Bust AF. Getting new contracts constatnly.

The drop is not representative of what they are doing as a company.

>> No.17485759

>>17485740
genuinely fucking terrified

>> No.17485762
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>>17485686
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17485764

>>17485566
Keep in mind that Germany "flirted" with recession last year but narrowly avoided it.. which means it's pretty clear that we're heading for a world-wide recession. All because chinks couldn't manage to contain their degenerate habits. On the plus side though, I started investing just a few years ago and I remember sitting there wishing I started earlier because prices were so damn low back then, now I get the chance to enter the market at lows we haven't seen for years, possibly a decade if shit really hits the fan.

>>17485705
Are you dumb? They have been in Syria for fucking years

>> No.17485766

>>17485718
youre a fucking idiot. other countries are trying to do something to mitigate spread and risk. trump put pence in charge who is a complete bumbling retard just like he is. oh and on top of that theyre not willing to take the fall for free tests, theyre going to charge your dumbass up to 3k for a test. get fucked you stupid burger. i hope your country burns to the ground so we can dance around and sing kumbaya while laughing at your shitstain of a country.

>> No.17485767

I'm not feeling so good...

>> No.17485769

>>17485727
aight thanks ill mark the date and do some research. if you are a kind person, care to share some things you researched yourself?

>> No.17485770

>>17485033
>tfw 70s smut reads like Hemingway compared to today's actual bestsellers.

I...I wanna go back, lads.

>> No.17485772
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WAKEY WAKEY BULLBROS

>> No.17485773

>>17484997
Hahhaaahhahaa

$YANG-gang
And
$TVIX
Fuck im up soo fucking much from these memes!!! Hahahahahah but dont forget to buy the Dip before closing today!!!! Hahahhahahha

Buy the dip!
I feel bad far you noobs but if u want two hot picks that arent too crazy try these
$CLX-stearalize everything
$GME- new systems about to get announced

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>>17485686
If only you knew how bad things really are.

>> No.17485777

>>17485754
>implying it can go any wider

You could fit a mid-sized city in here.

>> No.17485776

>>17485753
buy spxu or sqqq or something like that

>> No.17485783
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>>17485655
>>17485666
A-Anons...... are we going to be OK?

>> No.17485784

FUCK IM NOT READY HAVEN'T EVEN FINISHED MY STUDIES

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TSLA about to break 600 before noon, holy shit bros. If it gets to sub-300 I'm going back in kek.

>> No.17485786

>>17485777
CHECKED AND KEK'D

>> No.17485789

>>17485764
I meant if russian forces are in Syria when Turkey goes to war

ERdogan wants to be an emperor bad

>> No.17485790

>>17485758
Thanks for the hopium. Even if all the countries ordering their jets have to back out because they go broke... space force?

>> No.17485793

>Germany steps up quarantines to prevent the spread of the coronavirus
HERE WE FUCKING GO

>> No.17485794

>>17485784
Study this, nerd:
*stock market crashes*

>> No.17485797

>>17485691
> look up to the man on the pale horse
> you can't take me now, I have options expiring next week
> he looks down
> your options expire now

>> No.17485799
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17485799

>okay strap in everyone
>make sure to check the restrains on the person behind you and to always keep your arms and legs inside the vehicle at all times
>okay, are we ready?

>> No.17485800

>>17485783
doesnt look like so. i need a fucking hug, im afraid anon.....

>> No.17485802

>>17485737
this feels illegal somehow, stock market open in 5/6 mins?

Are things gunna dump harder? people trying to get out before the weekend?

>> No.17485804

>>17485773
>TVIX 124
holy fucking shit kek

>> No.17485807

im going all in on weed!

>> No.17485808

STOCK MARKET IS CLOSED DUE TO TECHNICAL PROBLEMS PLEASE COME BACK ON MONDAY.

>> No.17485809

>>17485776
How long should I hold?

>> No.17485810

China force majeure on phase 1 is on the table

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>>17485770
true

>> No.17485815

>>17485785
So fucking glad I got out at 800$

>> No.17485820

>>17485670
no, they're on reddit and stocktwats

>> No.17485822

>>17485793
NO NONONONONAONONDA MKJLSBGAJKLSADJSKLBD

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>>17485799
LET ME OFF LET ME OFF LET ME OFF

>> No.17485832

>>17485799
LETS GO

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>>17485643
Hi anon, do you like my artwork?

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>>17485799
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17485839

>>17485802
Trading crypto made me realize the stock market is kind of easy if you don't get overconfident and you stay high info.

Crypto doesn't make sense. The stock market can be predicted, to an extent.

>> No.17485841

>>17485799
topkek

>> No.17485844

the calm before the storm. tannhauser hitting right

>> No.17485845

"just buy spy lol how can you lose" - t.you fags 2 weeks ago

No large cap stock is safe because of you idiots not even staples this time

>> No.17485847

spce bros were we at

>> No.17485849

>>17485376
>travel
GIVE ME SOME TRAVEL PUTZ

>> No.17485850

>>17485815
I told you nigga. I remember you.

>> No.17485852

>>17485846
>>17485846
>>17485846

NEW
NEW
NEW

>>17485846
>>17485846
>>17485846

>> No.17485854

Release the kraken

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ATTENTION FELLOW BIOLOGICAL HUMANS: ALL IS WELL

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CIRCUIT

BREAKERS

DAY

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SQQQ Purchased.

>> No.17485868

>>17485730
Because the central banks can pump money in the index but the airlines/hotel companies will take year to recover regardless

Any global airline/hotel company works

>> No.17485871

FUCK CAN'T LOAD UP MORE PUTS WHY THE FUCK IS IT DOWN PRE MARKET ALREADY

>> No.17485873

>>17485740
Death comes to all of us. It just comes sooner to some.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7OvPTmhtiY

>> No.17485900

>>17485790

There is so much going on. Not just the F35.

The targeting and navigation pods, the Apache targeting system for day and night, Space operations now. Countless stuff in every aspect

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>> No.17485944

>>17485773
Sarcasm dont buy the dip, look at the news cycle. This might be the only way to stop trump....they think

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>>17485706
>he still thinks the mortality rate is the issue

>> No.17485978

>>17485868
I just puts until March 2 though

>> No.17486003

i expected worse. disappointing

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FUCK YES. OVER $4000 PROFIT ON NVAX
You did remember to profit from the Coronavirus, didn't you anon?

>> No.17486020

>>17485978
Your call, I think they will keep falling at least until summer unless a miracle cure comes out.

It is almost free money to short them right now.

>> No.17486093

>>17486020
>>17485978
Which company?

>> No.17486103

fucking NASDAQ is going up?

>> No.17486133

>>17486020
Do you think I should keep them until March 2 or do summer?

>> No.17486139

>>17486093
Any global airlines / hotel, it is obvious people wont travel as much for the next few months.

Some examples : ryanair, easy jet, air france (employees on strike combo), lufthandsa, ...

>> No.17486187

>>17486133
Up to you man. I intend to keep them until the virus is contained (by quarantine or new medication) or the price becomes ridiculously low.

>> No.17486189

>>17485653
look at the charts at open today, literally a line straight up

>> No.17486211

>>17485900
Beautiful. I’m holding off buying more but might regret it.

I think it’s the Bernie risk

>> No.17486219

Like clockwork options approaching 50% of account value again

PUTS AND CASH

>> No.17486755

>>17484997
>>17484997
>>17484997

**** DAILY REMINDER **** to grab some $nCoV (corona_token) and actually make a killing of this virus

#teamvirus

>> No.17487002

>>17485709
I GOT A PIECE OF THAT!!!