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The corona virus is going to spark a world wide recession that’s been grumbling like lava through the cracks of a bursting bubble. What do I do to survive?

>> No.17479622

>>17479612
buy tinned food stay in doors

>> No.17479627

buy SPY puts

>> No.17479634

>>17479612

First of all clean your fucking face

>> No.17479667

>>17479612
Buy food specifically 10lb bags of rice, Sauces(söy bbq), Sugar, Salt, Spam, Ramen, Oats, Peanut butter. For water buy the biggest water bottle bales you can, You can also buy giant 55 gal food safe plastic water barrels and filter the water you need to drink with a sawyer water filter straw or boil it. As for fire just use a ferro rod and keep a bunch of bics, Have a fernel lens in case of emergency. A good morakniv survival knife and ar15 with around 2k rounds of ammo should be good for protection. For mask a 3M with P3 filters will be good if you can find them, Look on ebay.

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17480490

>>17479612
At this point, if you are asking how to survive then it's already too late

>> No.17480491

>>17479612
spit on your fingers and FISTFUCK UR POOPER

>> No.17480508

>>17480490
God I'd love to impregnate her!!!

>> No.17480516

>>17479612
buy lots of non-perishable food, and don't spend money on anything else for a while