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What's the first thing you do?

>> No.17479039

>>17479008
Post on /biz/

>> No.17479066

>>17479008
declare I own the planet and charge (((rent)))

>> No.17479075

coom

>> No.17479077

Vent the breathable atmosphere.

>> No.17479090

>>17479008
be the first man to beat some pussy up on mars.

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>>17479008
poo on it

>> No.17479158

>>17479077
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8lT-Sn-HqE

>> No.17479175
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>>17479008
spread coronavirus

>> No.17479242

Put on the I Love My Work shirt and tapdance a while snapping fingers and clapping.

>> No.17479274
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17479274

Declare Akane Hino as the official mascot

>> No.17479288
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17479288

Rape

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17479303

Kill, unironically.

What a thing to be in the history books for, I'd be a real case, they'd be studying me for years in all kinds of classrooms.

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17479681

>>17479008
Scream FUCK NIGGERS several times a day because I doubt there will be any niggers on Mars to stop me.

>> No.17479702

>>17479681
BASED

>> No.17479721

Piss on it

>> No.17479781

>lands on mars
>checks link balance
>wow that trip was expensive.
>0.789653 link

>> No.17479929

>>17479008
Rip and tear.

>> No.17479959

>>17479008
Flip a coin.
Heads: build space elevator.
Tails: terraform the planet.

>> No.17479996

>>17479008
check LINK price

>> No.17480046

>>17479008
Honestly man, I don't know if I could even comprehend being on another celestial body. I would be in such a state of awe that I wouldn't be thinking about anything besides the vastness of the universe. After the realization that I've stepped foot on the surface of another planet, I don't think I'd be the same person.

>> No.17480116

>>17480046
Jesus christ what a fag.
>>17479008
I'd probably start genociding the martian niggers and claim the planet as New Europe

>> No.17480133

>colonizing a planet
cringe
>trucking in deep space
comfy and based

>> No.17480139

>>17479008
Murder everyone and rape all the women

>> No.17480157

>>17479008
Practice war as a religious rite by fighting one of the other astronauts to the death as a blood sacrifice to the God of War on His planet, then challenge earth to send its best warriors to test my Martians & I in combat.

>> No.17480165

>>17479008
Have sex

>> No.17480172

>>17479008
jackoff and jizz to a pic of your slut mother