/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.17478363]

speculation edition

popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed)

basic stock market terminology:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed)

Risk management: (lame)
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed)

Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free charting tools:
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

Stock screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

Basic rundown on lean hogs:
http://www.theoptionsguide.com/lean-hogs-futures-buying.aspx

List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/
popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed)

Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed)

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free charting tools:
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

Stock screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

Basic rundown on lean hogs:
http://www.theoptionsguide.com/lean-hogs-futures-buying.aspx

List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

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>>17476909

[Anonymous No.17478383]

IT'S_

[Anonymous No.17478386]

post yfw nikkei -1000

[Anonymous No.17478392]

>>17478383
HABBENING

[Anonymous No.17478394]

>>17478383
OK but what if stocks go up?

[Anonymous No.17478397]

How long would you say this whole mess would go for? How long did other financial crisis last in the past? What indicates the bottom is near and it is safe to buy more?

[Anonymous No.17478398]

>>17478383
FUCKED

[Anonymous No.17478399]

>>17478351

REPOSTING PLEASE ADVISE

[Anonymous No.17478411]

>>17478394
o:

[Anonymous No.17478414]

These short term plunges don't scare me too much, it's the domino effect that might happen. Corona might be the catalyst for the fundamental flaws in the global economy.

[Anonymous No.17478422]

I'm just here to see some BUTTCHEEKS

[Anonymous No.17478426]

>>17478414
ye

[Anonymous No.17478427]

>>17478399
first, what was your reason for buying AMC

[Anonymous No.17478433]

Guys, I just noticed that the top 20 biggest GAINS and LOSSES in stock market history (even sorted by percentage) all occurred in the past 20 years. What does this mean?

[Anonymous No.17478436]

is it too late to buy 3 month out puts???

[Anonymous No.17478438]

>>17478399
amc should do well since everyone will be scared of being in public for prolonged periods in close proximity to stationary people.

[Anonymous No.17478446]

WE'RE FUCKED. YOU BETTER BE CASH GANG OR BUYING TMDX BECAUSE WE'RE ALL GONNA NEED LUNG TRANSPLANTS IN A FUCKING MINUTE

[Anonymous No.17478447]

Interested in getting into the stock market, do I need a degree or something?

[Anonymous No.17478452]

>>17478433
it means we are going back to the iron age friend. 10 years from now you’ll be paying you local fief in potatoes

[Anonymous No.17478462]

>>17478446
#NotMyPope

[Anonymous No.17478465]

>>17478447
you need 30k, exposure, experience, and some luck

[Anonymous No.17478469]

>>17478447
No, only experience. Get to it, faggot

[Anonymous No.17478472]

REPOSTING PLEASE ADVISE

>Guys I'm shaking right now AMC just announced an 85% cut to the quarterly dividends. I literally put all my savings into this stonk and I continue to buy more when my paycheck clears each month. My average buy-in is $6.90 will I make it please be honest

[Anonymous No.17478475]

ITS
OGRE
-10%
TOMORROW

[Anonymous No.17478478]

>>17478438
my Texan friend said during the ebola height movie theaters were total ghost towns

[Wizard !!K+1g+BBYgz6 No.17478479]

god i cant wait for friday to be over so I can get back to more productive shit than sit and watch meme lines move up and down

[Anonymous No.17478486]

>>17478472
can you fucking read

[Anonymous No.17478487]

bought @ $19.40, will i make profit sitting
i dumped 90% of my savings into it and am feeling really stupid now

[Anonymous No.17478488]

>>17478446
based God killing the pope to make me rich

[Anonymous No.17478499]

>>17478478
that's the joke

[Anonymous No.17478512]

>>17478499
no i get the joke, im just following it up with some anecdotal experience

[Anonymous No.17478513]

>>17478472
shaking with excitement?

[Anonymous No.17478516]

>>17478479
I don't even recognize you anymore....

>>17478452
Potatoes grow in the ground for free
That doesn't sound so bad DESU
Will there be jousting tournaments?

[Anonymous No.17478518]

there wont be a dead cat bounce will there?
just fuck my shit up

[Anonymous No.17478520]

it hurts

[Anonymous No.17478522]

POST YOUR PUT OPTIONS

[Anonymous No.17478541]

>>17478414
Pretty much this; Modern life is not only sustainable but is also stacked on a house of cards. I'm convinced now this happening will cause other happenings too quickly for Governments to react to calm down. Too people who don't pay attention to this stuff the rate things will be imploding will look like a giant meme.

[Anonymous No.17478543]

>>17478433
The economy is larger than ever before.

[Anonymous No.17478548]

IS IT DUMPING OR IS IT PUMPING?
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[BagholderExtraordinaire !!2wgod7RQeJh No.17478549]

these are weekly candles... that's the reddest candle i've ever seen.

[Anonymous No.17478559]

>>17478447
Lol no

[Anonymous No.17478565]

[Anonymous No.17478570]

>futures are red
HELLS BELLS THE FED PUMPS ARE DOING NOTHING NOW

[Anonymous No.17478577]

sooooooooooooo is it too late to buy 3 month out puts? sqqq? and vxx?

[Anonymous No.17478580]

>>17478518
Bruh those futures are out of date

[Anonymous No.17478584]

>>17478570
there's....
there's no brakes.....

[Anonymous No.17478586]

When are you guys thinking the Covid dump will be over? When's it gonna bounce back?

I think it'll bounce around next Wednesday

[Anonymous No.17478587]

>>17478549
All of those candles are the same shade of red.

[Anonymous No.17478595]

>>17478586
same

[Anonymous No.17478597]

WHO HERE /BULL BOY/

Seriously think this is the beginning of a bear market, and considering buying SH. I like most of my long positions, so I figure I can long/short all the way down and back again (presuming there isn’t a happening ofc)
Anyone have any experience with long/short?

[Anonymous No.17478600]

>>17478549
Imagine future econ students looking at the chart and seeing this.
>We're not allowed to talk about 2020

[Anonymous No.17478605]

>>17478518
There is always a bounce. You just won't know when. Futures won't reflect it either as it makes a buy surge less effective if people move their stops in anticipation. Futures gave no hint of the end of 2018 bull move. It happened during market hours.

[Anonymous No.17478614]

>>17478586
Sounds about right, next Friday will probably be an unimaginable short squeeze after all this shorting.

[Anonymous No.17478615]

>>17478427
>>17478486
I really enjoy AMC and over the Summer I was seeing some Tuesday afternoon showing of something or other solely because I had the AMC a-list subscription which gives me three tickets any movie any showtime each week for $20 a month and I noticed a whole bunch of other solo-flyers who probably also were there on the subscription many of whom had purchased popcorn and sodies and I thought to myself "man this is a business that is doing it right" so I went online and saw they had this incredible dividend of $0.80/share and I told myself I'd start buying once it hits $8 so I did that and I also kept buying because the govt axed the law that prevented studios from owning theaters and at similar $$/screen rate as recent buyouts that values AMC shares at $22-24 per in case of acquisition so there is a lot going on here and I also just really enjoy movies thanks for reading.

>>17478513
Shaking bc scared
>>17478438
Good good. Very good.

[Anonymous No.17478620]

>>17478586
After Super Tuesday? Press x to doubt

[Anonymous No.17478631]

>>17478620
everyone knows the democrats are doomed

[BagholderExtraordinaire !!2wgod7RQeJh No.17478649]

>>17478584
this is nothing bro... looking back at the chart, volpacalypse was actually worse. look at the chart i posted earlier...>>17478549

wait this week isn't done, i'm looking at the volume at the bottom of the candles... we still have a whole friday... if this is historic, volume should be much higher than it was that other week.

[Anonymous No.17478653]

So do I buy puts in UVXY now or what

[Anonymous No.17478655]

>>17478597
Unironically buy when it's -2% tomorrow. It might go down lower than that but on Monday we will start the "return to normal" bounce. Sell later in the year once it creeps back up near the previous highs, then convert to PMs and watch the world burn

[Anonymous No.17478665]

>>17478620
Good point, I'm kind of 'tarded and brand new when it comes to investments, so many things to think about.

[Anonymous No.17478670]

guys, I'd feel really stupid to dump all my stocks right now after these massive daily lows, but I'm almost certain we're going lower in the coming weeks. should I sell low?

[Anonymous No.17478672]

>>17478655
Oh and you're welcome

[Anonymous No.17478688]

>>17478518
We had one today. No breaks on this train.

[Anonymous No.17478689]

>>17478615
>I thought he was for real when he first started posting this

>>17478631
>>17478620
>>17478665
I don’t know I didn’t watch the debate.
Apparently Biden did okay?

[Anonymous No.17478693]

>>17478631
Just like everybody knows Corona is just the flu right? It's all about panic and if Sanders is the frontrunner the market will not start mooning. Even if it's not Sanders it's going to be dissapointing. Sell the news.

[Anonymous No.17478695]

>>17478655
???

[Anonymous No.17478697]

>>17478543
>>17478433
These are sorted by percentage..... Why is the economy so volitle in the past 20 years

[Anonymous No.17478699]

Liquidated my assets got around 4,800 bucks. What should I get in to take advantage of this collapse after next weeks blood bath on Monday?
Previous positions I sold which I sold at a light loss during this dump: MAXR, VRT, TMDX, I, DEAC, INTC. Also I am interested in options (puts) but am too stupid to understand how they work.

[Anonymous No.17478700]

>>17478670
Swing some

[Anonymous No.17478702]

>>17478670
even if it rallies, it will dead cat back down, panic has set in

[Anonymous No.17478703]

>>17478655
Just give me the limit orders to set on SPY broski. Make me some dosh.

Ice cube in pooper and I’ll let you guide my portfolio.

[Anonymous No.17478710]

>>17478697
my tin foil hat theory is crypto

[Anonymous No.17478717]

anyone buying tech puts tomorrow morning? watcha grabbing?

[Anonymous No.17478718]

>>17478699
>TMDX
AAAAAAAAA
ITS OVER!!

[Anonymous No.17478719]

>>17478472
Dividend cut causes a short term pump but if the underlying problem isn't solved the stock dumps
Sometimes the problem IS the dividend but rarely

Losing 20% is a lot better than 100%
At the very least you're getting out of a slow crap stock and can move into a high quality cheapy with good fundamentals like MSFT or KO or something

[Anonymous No.17478720]

>>17478615
okay

so you like the idea of a subscription based model. not a bad take, but you should realize that as far as subscription models go, streaming services like netflix are far more successful.

that aside, it seems like your main draw was for the dividend. also not a bad take, just a bad stock pick. cut your losses if they're not too deep, then slowly add other stocks that have a dividend and also have potential for growth, or at least a more solid business. my suggestions: AAPL, MSFT, JPM

[Anonymous No.17478724]

WE'RE ALL GONNA FUCKING DIE THIS IS THE BIG ONE AAAAAAHHHH WE ARE SO ROYALLY FUCKED FROM EVERY ANGLE THERE IS NO ESCAPE FROM THIS PERMANENT HELL

[Anonymous No.17478723]

>>17478710
>>17478433
Crypto wasnt around for most of these....

[Anonymous No.17478732]

>>17478689
I believe it had to do with being South Carolina and there are more black Democrats there. They like Biden a lot more than Bernie.

[Anonymous No.17478738]

Now that society is confirmed gone, when do we start the gang warfare and mad max death squads?

[Anonymous No.17478742]

The question is: will 2020s or 2030s be "The Lost Decade" for the US? At least we can still profit with covered calls during the Crab Decade.

[Anonymous No.17478744]

>>17478718
I feel so bad about getting out, but Corona is bigger than the MSM and Government is talking about. Especially you can't trust those Chicoms at all.

[Anonymous No.17478751]

Based on China and Japan we are looking at another -3.5% tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.17478756]

>>17478724
This, people don't realize how boosted this economy already was. It will never return to these numbers again.

[Anonymous No.17478762]

>>17478433
It means you haven't adjusted for inflation because you're a fucking retard?

[Anonymous No.17478769]

>>17478756
When these pussies are begging for a bowl of rice they will realize how fat and happy they have it now

Soon

[Anonymous No.17478772]

>>17478724
Obviously the solution is that we need more black and hispanic workers to buy cars and homes while working as telemarketers.

[Anonymous No.17478789]

Do any of you guys think that China is purposely taking advantage of their bio screw up to spread this disease to destroy the US economic growth and chances of a Trump reelection? Also any advice to how to prep for this if your stuck at or near a Uni full of these Chicoms.

[Anonymous No.17478794]

>>17478600
>"21st-century history isn't one of my strong points. Too depressing."

[Anonymous No.17478796]

>>17478756
>It will never return to these numbers again.

THE LOST "DECADE" (lifetime*)

[Anonymous No.17478797]

>>17478751
FUCKING BASED

[Anonymous No.17478801]

>>17478789
based conspiracy theory

[Anonymous No.17478802]

mmmmmmmmmm
my ASHR puts are looking tasty

[Anonymous No.17478805]

https://youtu.be/Kog1IduEvtg?t=10

[Anonymous No.17478807]

>>17478723
no, i suppose i referring to more recently-- these last 2-3 years especially. i've wondered if you consider wall street as a business, which it is, they've ran uncontested(aside from international markets that they work in tandem with) for decades, then cryptocurrency came along and caused their customers to turn their heads. so they looked at what lured their customers away: volatility

[Anonymous No.17478808]

FIRE UP THE WOJAKS BOYS WE HAVE ANOTHER -1000 DAY STRAIGHT AHEAD

[Anonymous No.17478811]

I live near Chinatown. Going to drive 50 miles to get my haircut this week from a qt country girl. This shit will bond to your cells like HIV and stay with you for the rest of your life.

[Anonymous No.17478813]

>>17478756
I heard that same sentiment back in 2016. And then at the end of 2018. And now yet again. And I'll hear it some more. Again and again, for the rest of my life.

As it will never collapse. But faggots will keep doomsaying anyway.

[Anonymous No.17478815]

>>17478597
My concerns are over longevity of inversed ETFs performing. The market could show a 3-5% return real quick at the release of some news. It's likely I will be setting <1% stop loss orders just to mitigate that on all of my inverse positions. I am not confident enough that I will be holding these positions for more than a year so, even though the taxes might suck, its better than a complete loss.

[Anonymous No.17478816]

>>17478796
oh fug
we're the next japan

[Anonymous No.17478819]

>>17478801
From a game theory perspective in my opinion I feel like it makes sense. If your beijing why not weaponize one of your failures to your advantage and take down the west with you its basic human nature.

[Anonymous No.17478823]

>>17478363
Buy back in tomorrow before the weekend.

[Anonymous No.17478830]

>>17478805
That fucking bitch is a liar. Women, not even once.

[Anonymous No.17478831]

>>17478689
I'm 100% serious I've been dealing in shitcoins all my short investment life this is the first stock I've ever touched.

>>17478720
I should have added I also think Netflix is overvalued and streaming is a meme bubble waiting to pop

WE DON'T NEED 80 FUCKING STREAMING SERVICES AND NETFLIX HAS NOWHERE TO PICK UP NEW USERS AND THEY ALSO HAVE THE WORST PRODUCT OF ALL MAJOR STREAMING PLATFORMS

[Anonymous No.17478836]

Why don't the markets just stay open 24/7 if (((people))) can trade futures anyway.

[Anonymous No.17478839]

>>17478697
Tighter margins, increased debt spending, less fiscal rationality.

People just got dumber with their money and with more economic volatility, seeing overreactions or drastic moves should be expected. Very few intelligent investors in a market whole.

[Anonymous No.17478850]

Down a percent before the markets even open, tomorrow will be historical

[Anonymous No.17478852]

>>17478831
The real reason to short NFLX is because nobody is watching The Witcher and they count 5 seconds of video as a watch

[Anonymous No.17478859]

>>17478724
i agree with this post, but not using your card to pay for groceries is fucking retarded.

[Anonymous No.17478860]

>>17478819
now read my fanfiction

>corona continues to ravage america-chan
>orange man loses election as a result of corona and market implosion
>cult of orange decides to revolt, 2nd civil war
>putin or xi invade america while america is weakened and preoccupied

[Anonymous No.17478861]

>>17478697
With the economic growth has come more investment in the market. 401K, IRAs, etc. all only started becoming really popular in the 90's and more recently people investing with plain old brokerage accounts has become more popular. This means much more money and more players in the market.

[Anonymous No.17478862]

I’m I a dumb nigger or does Viacom seem like a great buy a 10 year historic low Coke is still overvalued looking for a dividend share and master bezos might buy Viacom

[Anonymous No.17478865]

>>17478813
Wow, all the way back in 2016? And still no recession? That's insane maybe recessions are a myth now

[Anonymous No.17478877]

>>17478433
Rise of the FIRE economy.

[Anonymous No.17478879]

>>17478836
We're still trying to keep up the semblance of not living in hell

[Anonymous No.17478881]

Guys why China isn't fucked yet?

[Anonymous No.17478882]

Its actually fucking over isnt it?
All I wanted was a house and a family and to retire one day.
Fuck this gay earth

[Anonymous No.17478884]

hold puts over the weekend if tomorrow is red?

[Anonymous No.17478900]

>>17478881
Economically they kind of are. Every day that they aren't back to full production and so on means the consequences become exponentially greater for them.

[Anonymous No.17478904]

>>17478446
Based god killing this weak child killing Satan worshipper

[Anonymous No.17478905]

>>17478865
>idiot thinks a recession means the stock market never recovers ever again

[Anonymous No.17478910]

>>17478881
Do you really believe their numbers? Watch what they do, not what they say

[Anonymous No.17478911]

>>17478615
Amc was up 11% in extended trading, you'll be fine

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/02/27/stocks-making-the-biggest-moves-after-hours-beyond-meat-autodesk-amc-and-more.html

[Anonymous No.17478912]

>>17478861
Also note that while the percent of americans who own stock grew, so did the population (by about 20%).

[Anonymous No.17478913]

>>17478789
No
China is very dysfunctional and retarded
If the world knew how much so China's economy would be a lot smaller

[Anonymous No.17478917]

>>17478836
So it can be dumped in the last hour. Great for everybody

[Anonymous No.17478925]

>>17478884
I'm wondering the same. We don't know what type of news will come out over the weekend.

[Anonymous No.17478931]

>>17478859
That was the line that stood out for me too. I need to dig up the study maybe they meant on credit and carrying a balance on it

[Anonymous No.17478932]

>>17478811
thats not how RNA viruses work bruh

[Anonymous No.17478935]

>>17478881

[Anonymous No.17478940]

>>17478383
I never understood idiots doing this shit with SPX or any index. It never works, in the past it has never dropped to the same point it dropped to before, so why do you think it'll happen.

The fact is the drop stops when buyers and sellers become equal, more buyers step in. That's not going to happen just because of a swing low they see on a chart.

[Anonymous No.17478943]

>>17478882
buy puts. always profit when it's volatile

[Anonymous No.17478944]

>>17478882
$50 houses soon

[Anonymous No.17478945]

>>17478724
we're gonna be fine.
it's just gonna reset.
get hard assets.
property, food, etc.
what's gonna happen is we'll realize it's all made up and we'll freak out. but then we'll realize it was all made up so we can just forget out it.
and then a bunch of people who were REALLY counting on us continuing to make it up will be really pissed that we're moving on.
and they'll ask for their money.
and we'll shoot them.

[Anonymous No.17478946]

>>17478543
The economy has nothing to do with the stock market--see the 2008 financial crisis. What's happened is, people have put all their money in the stock markets because of the Fed's low interests rates, which were first implemented by Greenspan.

[Anonymous No.17478947]

>>17478433
that the global stock market with a lot of participants is a pretty new phenomenon?

[Anonymous No.17478957]

>>17478816
nope. won't get like that here. we don't respect our elderly like they do. japan has sacrificed everything to provide for their elderly population, who frankly deserve to be taken care of. boomers deserve nothing and will be culled.

the greatest thing that can possibly happen to our economy right now, unironically, is a flu-like disease that kills 40% of the population over 60.

every single problem with the financial system in this country is exacerbated by boomers making things infinitely worse. every single financial policy in this country is enacted specifically to aid boomers at the expense of every other generation. wealth moves from our pockets to theirs. think fed moneyprinting - who is that designed to help? yes, it helps the yids, but mostly it's for boomer 401ks and to pump up the equity in their shitty houses.

ain't gonna go on forever. not here.

[Anonymous No.17478959]

>>17478881
They are burning bodies faster than can be documented. If anything this is a Tiananmen square level cover up for their Great Leap forward Part II electric boogaloo.

[Anonymous No.17478962]

>>17478881
If the numbers don’t move when there is huge massive panic it’s obvious that the numbers are fake to begin. With

[Anonymous No.17478963]

>>17478717
DRGN and DLD

[Anonymous No.17478965]

>>17478944
Realistically, I'd say MAYBE a 20% drop in the next 3-6 years.

[Anonymous No.17478966]

>>17478905
Put on a date on it then idiot. Let's see how long it takes to get to 30k again.

[Anonymous No.17478970]

>>17478796
BUBBIE
BABY
IM UR
WHITE
KNIGHT

[Anonymous No.17478980]

>>17478744
No one trusts the CCP about anything what are you talking about?

Damn though... I sold into red and I already regret it.

[Anonymous No.17478983]

ah CHOO

[Anonymous No.17478989]

>>17478881
because they lie.
they said they only had like 600k FLU patients in 2018.
in a country of like 1.5 billion.
they are liars by culture.

[Anonymous No.17478990]

>>17478946
>The economy has nothing to do with the stock market
People didn't have the extra income to put into the market decades ago and current technology has made investing easy. This was all made possible through economic growth.

[Anonymous No.17478991]

>>17478966
Less than a year. Market fell 20% back at the end of 2018 and recovered in a few months. Too many of you are chicken little faggots reading Zerohedge too often.

[Anonymous No.17479002]

Is this SSE loss a nothingburger?

[Anonymous No.17479007]

>>17478884
What was his motive, was he an architect? I only remember the power walking episode

[Anonymous No.17479016]

>>17478905
>idiot thinks a recession means the stock market never recovers ever again
A recession is a decline over two consecutive quarters. Nothing in that definition requires it to return to previous highs

[Anonymous No.17479020]

>>17478991
normalcy bias. why the fuck would the market recover? the fundamentals are trash.

[Anonymous No.17479021]

>>17478762
You are a fucking idiot.

These are calculated at the eod. Percentage doesnt change......

[Anonymous No.17479022]

>>17478991
lol no. The pandemic won't even be over in a year. What money are they going to throw at it this time? Literally everyone's in debt except for jews who've made their millions and billions and can go to whatever island they bought. The only way it gets to 30k again is with weimar hyperinflation, it's just a fact.

[Anonymous No.17479029]

This reminds me of shitcoin charts, except 2018 is 2008.

[Anonymous No.17479041]

holy fuck what is this nikkei loss

[Anonymous No.17479044]

>>17478991
you realize this isn't just some correction right?
it's based in real world disruptions of global supply chains that effect the underlying assets and variables of all the companies on which the stock market and the speculative share price (which is all it EVER is, speculative), all of that being disrupted in the real world.
this isn't happening on paper anon.
China shut down areas that were responsible for 80% of its exports for weeks, and there's no end in sight.

[Anonymous No.17479049]

NIKKEI down 4%, kek'd

[Anonymous No.17479060]

What are the odds Nasdaq halts trading tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.17479065]

why THE F*CK isn't gold at $10,000 an ounce?

[Anonymous No.17479071]

>>17478980
Man I personally know some people who believed and still believe the Chinese Government numbers and I am like I get it you don't like the US government because your a bunch of left wing liberals or commies but you can't trust the fucking CCP they have lied and killed over less.

My god my generation of millennials are pants on head retarded. Its like the saying goes it ain't sufficient to be chromosome deficient.

[Anonymous No.17479073]

anime posters sure are quiet?
where's our cute oil anon?

[Anonymous No.17479081]

>>17479049
F

We will be lucky if we close less than -5% tomorrow

[Anonymous No.17479086]

>>17479073
Anime posters are quiet because they are all degenerate filth who are retarded enough to be bulls.

Fuck off down your cliff cancer

[Anonymous No.17479087]

>>17479060
low but nonzero. tomorrow is going to tell us a lot about the next few months. if we start getting confirmed cases in NY it's fucking over with, you can kiss 23,000 DOW goodbye, and we may very well have a limit down

[BagholderExtraordinaire !!2wgod7RQeJh No.17479094]

>>17479029
nobody thought fracing was good, but it actually became quickly adopted and the techniques got better, every oil company adopted it, it spread to russia, and now power plants literally look at spot prices and will shut down and swap at certain breaker levels as a standard operating procedure.

[Anonymous No.17479096]

The worst part about all of this is not the 20-30% drop were about face, its the crab market that's going to follow for months after...

[Anonymous No.17479099]

Anyone else prefer the chaos of everything plummeting as much as everything mooning? I can't live the button-down life like normies. I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles. Sure, I might offend a few of the bluenoses with my cocky stride and musky odors - oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called "City Fathers" who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about "What's to be done with this anonymous user?"

[Anonymous No.17479105]

>>17479020
Thats what they always say. And yet it keeps going. I heard that multiple times every day when everyone was freaking out about Powell raising the rates. The exact same stuff.

>>17479016
Read the initial post that was being responded to. It said we would never return to those numbers again. Nothing about a recession.

>>17479022
It will be a panic for another few weeks and then less and less until little to nothing is said about it anymore. And then we start rolling back up.

[Anonymous No.17479109]

>>17478570
some day i will play through morrowind... but there's so much reading, not sure i have the time. the dialog system feels like looking up stuff in a lexicon.

[Anonymous No.17479110]

When do we reach the point that Patrick Batman had in The Big Short when he realized all of his shorts are worthless if the banks disappear?

[Anonymous No.17479111]

>>17479022
>What money are they going to throw at it this time?
You just print more money. It isn't a big deal. It is all fake anyways. We have been printing money for a long time now and there hasn't been a hyperinflation problem despite the doomsday predictions.

[Anonymous No.17479113]

>>17479096
people with balls will make a killing on VIX

[Anonymous No.17479117]

Alternative thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gxxc5kTmovM

[Anonymous No.17479118]

>>17479007
fat tiddies were his motivation

[Anonymous No.17479119]

DOW down .50%

[Anonymous No.17479121]

>>17479099
iktf anon

[Wizard !!K+1g+BBYgz6 No.17479122]

Spent the last three hours doing some technical analysis on the SPY this week to formulate some plays for friday. I've come to the conclusion that tomorrow will be red.

[Anonymous No.17479123]

burn it all down

[Anonymous No.17479129]

>>17479096

[BagholderExtraordinaire !!2wgod7RQeJh No.17479132]

>>17479099
you fucking moron... you have to have bad to have a reference of what is good.... it's all perspective. but to be a sadistic cunt to enjoy watching others suffer, i mean go fuck you self and get your shit together.

[Anonymous No.17479133]

>>17479086
(you)

[Anonymous No.17479134]

>>17479044
Not only is there an end in sight, but stocks are reflective of the long term. And a virus doesn't tank the whole world in any real permanent way. At worst it sticks around until a vaccine and other effective treatments are found out and then its nothing.

[Anonymous No.17479139]

>Whistleblower shares concerns over US workers' potential exposure to coronavirus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2IPUSwHXGo

OH NO NO NO

[Anonymous No.17479150]

>>17479105
>Thats what they always say. And yet it keeps going. I heard that multiple times every day when everyone was freaking out about Powell raising the rates. The exact same stuff.
Put your money where your mouth is then you dumb cunt and see what happens.

[Anonymous No.17479155]

>>17478665
kek

[Anonymous No.17479156]

>>17479122
heh
i love meme lines

[Anonymous No.17479159]

https://news.trust.org/item/20200228031907-fiuwl/
Hyundai just shut down

[Anonymous No.17479160]

>>17479132
lol you're getting fucked I take it

[Anonymous No.17479168]

Nobody wants the presidency anymore. To be the captain of a sinking ship. Only Bernie with his autistic stubborn state of mind. Once the ex-president and the new president share words once inauguration time comes Trump is going to say the meanest thing he can think of. He's going to say:
>"Thank you!"
Good luck with corona.

[Anonymous No.17479176]

>>17479087
saw a vid of some cunt running away from dudes in hazmat suits through the middle of elizabeth NJ
seemed fake and gay, but if its not, then its fucking ogre

[Anonymous No.17479179]

>>17478586
Super Tuesday might be the turning point. I bet that if Sanders wins, futures are going to be held at gunpoint. If Bloomberg wins, we get our money back up.

[Anonymous No.17479185]

>>17479150
I am. Going to make some VOO buys three days after what looks to be a bottom.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !!2wgod7RQeJh No.17479187]

>>17479139
lmao wolf blitzer, reports, some cdc member allowed an intern to get exposed to carona-chan. and when concerns were raised the dhs told her to go some where else because while she had proper safety gear, like fuck the intern amirite?

[Anonymous No.17479188]

Should I sell MSFT? I am still up but I lost half of my gains. There are basically saying we are in an actual recession now. Is there any hope for improvement in the next weeks?

[Anonymous No.17479201]

>>17479159
saw this, puts on HYMTF? what timeframe?

[Anonymous No.17479205]

>>17479179
I believe Bernie is partly responsible for what's happened this week

[Anonymous No.17479208]

>>17479176
That kind of bullshit is what's causing all this panic. The internet was a mistake.

[Anonymous No.17479209]

>>17479188
id personally sell. Tomorrow is going to be another slaughter. Nikkei is down 4% already

[Anonymous No.17479210]

>>17479099
Tip-top post, chap
I know just what you mean

[Anonymous No.17479212]

>>17479188
Sell MSFT and buy a bullet reloader

[Anonymous No.17479217]

>>17479071
My generation of millennials are the most responsible and intelligent people I know...
Maybe that’s why I don’t make new friends. High standards.

[Anonymous No.17479221]

>>17479179
same guy here. this is odd because i started watching true detective again this morning

[Anonymous No.17479223]

HOSANNA FOREVER

[Anonymous No.17479224]

>>17479205
if that fucking faggot gets elected might as well not even open the market

transaction taxes and unrealized gains taxes, kek there will be exactly 0 volume or investors

[Anonymous No.17479228]

So is it time to tell my parents to sell everything and wait for the bottom to buy

[Anonymous No.17479234]

>>17479201
Can you even buy puts on that ADR?

[Anonymous No.17479237]

>>17479201
I don't know, OTC spooks me. These are 1 day candles, and the tall ones are 20%+

[BagholderExtraordinaire !!2wgod7RQeJh No.17479243]

What would my President do if I told him my widgets I use to make widgets can't come here because they shut their factories down????

He's say the same thing he said 4 fucking years ago, buy American and Hire Americans.

[Anonymous No.17479244]

>>17479208
>wahh my numbers r goin down
shouldve sold out last week like anyone with half a fucking brain amigo

[Anonymous No.17479245]

>>17479228

the question is what s the bottom anon

[Anonymous No.17479249]

>>17479243
Suprised Trump hasn't said that more with all this desu.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !!2wgod7RQeJh No.17479252]

he'd also tell you if you're sick, to do anything you can to get well, and what doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

[Anonymous No.17479256]

>>17478665

[Anonymous No.17479259]

>>17479243
I'd say nuke that fucking shithole in retaliation for the delay in my tendie machines

[Anonymous No.17479267]

Buy SPY/VOO Puts, make some money annon. After super Tuesday the market will freakout, you will see a bounce on Monday and Tuesday. From my simple calculations it looks like we have another 14% to go until we are in the range of "normal" s&p 500 values that are in line with profits.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !!2wgod7RQeJh No.17479270]

>>17479249
no with everything going on, it's too early to blow your load and cum... he's gotta work it a bit more and save it for the debate stage. He does have the I told you so card, but doesn't have to place blame yet.. it's way too early and he can't give the media more ammo than they already have.

[Anonymous No.17479279]

>>17479134
there certainly is an end in sight, no matter how long. stocks only go up. the ones that go down, well, let's just say we get NEW stocks that behave and go up.
but the effects of coronavirus are only really starting. CDC said no vaccine for at least a year. if coronavirus doesn't magically vanish in the heat as some like to think it will then we will have to contend with a year of effects.
i think if coronavirus vanished today then yes we would be back in a few months.
but it's not.
and according to everyone who isn't chinese it won't.

but yeah it will go up again. i'm not super bearish either: expecting effective treatment within a month, vaccine in about eight months, and then a 3-6 months recovery in markets.
but that's assuming none of our lies catch up with us somehow regarding our economic infrastructure or capacities. that's what i'm worried about as others are. not the virus, but the ripple effect that will uncover something to make markets even MORE spooked.

[Anonymous No.17479280]

>>17478884
walter was such a prankster in his younger days

[Anonymous No.17479291]

>>17479267
which ones?

[Anonymous No.17479293]

>>17479205
>partly
Another thing completely responsible:
Number go too high
Line aboveboard other line pushes line down.

>>17479212
I bought too but I think MSFT might be a forever hold? Just seems like a company I want to own. Like LMT and KO.
Only one of those not plummeting through my DCA is KO.

>>17479168
Unironically... might be some truth to this. CEO’s too.

Would you want to run against trump? Excluding this very moment when there’s a pandemic and market correction ofc.

>>17479134
That could be until next year or many years. It could become a seasonal thing, a deadlier flu. Anyone with organ transplants or whatever would have to live in a protective bubble.
>>17479279
>new stocks that only go up
Fuck you china lover.

Shit BILI is going to fucking win everything. I should probably buy some chinkshit.

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.17479296]

BET MY MONEY ON A STUPID STOCK, I LOST THAT

SO I RAN OUT TO THE STREET TO GET MY CASH BACK

I JUST GOTTA LEAVE THIS PLACE WITH A BIG BAG

SO I FOUND THE FUCKIN BROKER AND I GRABBED THAT

PUSHED HIM TO THE GROUND AND I PUNCHED HIS FACE

YEAH I STOLE IS PHONE THAT PUT HIM IN HIS PLACE

ME AND THE BAG, WE RAN OUT OF THE PLACE

THEN WE TOOK MY PORSCHE BACK TO MY PLACE

STUPID STOCK, I JUST FELL OUT OF THE PORSCHE
LOST THE MONEY IN MY BACK ACCOUNT, OH NO
STUPID STOCK, I JUST FELL OUT OF THE PORSCHE
LOST THE MONEY IN MY BACK ACCOUNT, OH NO
STUPID STOCK, I JUST FELL OUT OF THE PORSCHE
LOST THE MONEY IN MY BACK ACCOUNT, OH NO
STUPID STOCK, I JUST FELL OUT OF THE PORSCHE
LOST THE MONEY IN MY BACK ACCOUNT, OH NO
STUPID STOCK, I JUST FELL OUT OF THE PORSCHE
LOST THE MONEY IN MY BACK ACCOUNT, OH NO

[BagholderExtraordinaire !!2wgod7RQeJh No.17479305]

>>17479259
this is why you're in charge of making tendies and not in charge of diplomatic, economic, or military confrontations.

[Anonymous No.17479314]

>>17479296
Sorry bro I gotta get outta that mreit I’m thinking.

Shit I really don’t want to but the market is going to hate it for a while.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !!2wgod7RQeJh No.17479322]

>>17479296
you are an asshole... i don't feel sorry for you at all.

[Anonymous No.17479329]

Anons, do I keep my cash in the bank or do I withdraw this shit?
Or do I put it in gold and silver?

[Anonymous No.17479339]

[Anonymous No.17479344]

>>17479296
BIG BOYS COMING WITH THE BIG PUTS
FEEL SO CLEAN LIKE A MONEY MACHINE

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.17479345]

>>17479314
God speed anon, we all have our own risk levels.
>>17479322
It's a song baggie

[Anonymous No.17479346]

>>17479329
>gold and silver?
Yes

[Anonymous No.17479347]

>>17479305
All I need to do is promise Mexicans and millennials free shit to become prez, sounds ez enough

[Anonymous No.17479354]

This can’t be right. This can’t be right.
Is this right? Is this happening right now?

Is my SVXY about to blow up?

[Anonymous No.17479358]

>>17479291
Find good opportunities, I would also buy some calls to cover just in case the feds this weekend decide to historic pump.

[Anonymous No.17479366]

Is NEM going to come back up or is this it?

[Anonymous No.17479377]

>>17479249
he doesnt give a fuck
>chinks bowed out of muh trade war like a day before the outbreak became public.
>dems just helped give him 131B extra every year in additional funding to go bomb sandniggers.
>entire shia crescent is in the process of coofing itself to death
>hes not getting impeached
>his biggest political threat is an old diet-gommie jew who is too afraid to call out his obviously corrupt party members hes running against (if he did this he could stand a chance but he wont because he has no balls and neither do his campaign advisors)
>entire boomer peasantry finna die, avoiding any modern japan economic syndrome down the road due to cratering birth rates
>keep importing cheap illegal labor so we can become nu-china

all this means is more room at the fucking golf course

[Anonymous No.17479383]

>>17479354
Bruh i got out of svxy. Its the stupidest play right now. Buy it when you're betting a cure is around the corner. That won't happen for quite a while.

[Anonymous No.17479384]

Ohhhhh Say Can You SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE???

[Anonymous No.17479386]

>>17479377
Look at the Bern Victim guys lmao

No refunds

[BagholderExtraordinaire !!2wgod7RQeJh No.17479393]

>>17479347
no that's not how it works.... you need to hold a carrot on a stick in front of the youth, they literally don't matter... you honestly have to pander to people 35+ and make them feel the values you share and empathize with them (even though you totally don't) truly mean what it is to be a person and the ethics and truth of the matter are so ubiquitous that there's no other choice than to vote for you.

[Anonymous No.17479398]

>>17479377
You forgot that we just won the war with Iran. Not a single casualty.

[Anonymous No.17479402]

>>17479386
why would i vote for some gommie kike you tard?

just outlining all the reasons for trump not to give a single fuck about any of this
2% of the general pop dies, and 20% of the boomer pop dies
who
the
fuck
cares?

[Anonymous No.17479406]

>>17479383
B-but vix cannot stay this high that’s impossible

[Anonymous No.17479410]

>>17479398
>entire shia crescent coofing itself to death
no i didnt

[Anonymous No.17479413]

anyone wanna bet that this stock destruction will give bernie the win?

which will trigget yet another put opportunity

[Anonymous No.17479417]

are you holding puts over the weekend?

[Anonymous No.17479422]

>>17479413
Super Tuesday is March 3. Great time to make some money

[Anonymous No.17479423]

Started investing in around October last year. I planned to DCA 2k per month but dropped to 1k in the 3rd month when I saw this unsustainable bull run. This situation is good for me I guess, a cheaper entry into the market while I'm still young.

[Anonymous No.17479424]

>>17479413
he literally cant
hes too much of a limp dicked faggot

[Wizard !!K+1g+BBYgz6 No.17479427]

>>17479417
closing out of most of my positions tomorrow, but I'll hold on to some in case some awful coronavirus news comes out and tanks everything further. Let's hope!

[Anonymous No.17479428]

>>17479417
won't there be a bounce at the beginning of next week

[BagholderExtraordinaire !!2wgod7RQeJh No.17479438]

>>17479413
I'll take a bet on anybody but bernie... don't we have smart contracts and crypto currencies to do this?

[Anonymous No.17479444]

lol

[Anonymous No.17479450]

>>17479428
>>17479427
I'm planning on a bounce this morning. I might be wrong though. If Friday is red, this week would legitimately be worse than any week during the recession crash.

[Anonymous No.17479452]

>>17479413
why bother with puts when bernies gonna give us all free shit anyways. Then emigrate before this house of cards collapses.

[Anonymous No.17479454]

WSB buying puts tomorrow is green

[Anonymous No.17479460]

>>17479417
depends how bloody tommorow is

if markets are down 1-2.99% EOD, a recovery might happen monday, 3-4% drop? That means investor confidence is nonexistent and will probably push for steep sell offs into next week

[Anonymous No.17479466]

>>17479413
see, heres the thing
we watch charts
a LOT

normalfags?
they dont
at ALL

the first theyll hear of anything related to a recession is after the FED announces one (so after weve been in one for months already) and the week after that when fucking huffington post tells them that theyre all getting fired. so after the election, almost for sure

[Anonymous No.17479485]

>>17479454
>WSB buying puts tomorrow
sauce?
best news ive heard all day desu senpai

[Anonymous No.17479512]

>not buying puts in airliner stocks

all these cancelled flights bruh

[Anonymous No.17479516]

>>17478446
Isnt the Pope getting sick one of the secrets of fatima?

[Wizard !!K+1g+BBYgz6 No.17479528]

>>17478447
>do I need a degree
pfffff hahahahaha

[Anonymous No.17479529]

>>17479466
Even my debt ridden never read the paper no stocks parents now know about stock market freefall and rona

[BagholderExtraordinaire !!2wgod7RQeJh No.17479533]

>>17479460
no recovery is possible... 15 coofers, 1 is recovering. there is no way we can continue this economy in any shape or form... 1 person is recovering and 15 coofers... the whole country is kill because the virus has fully taken over and only way to live is to sell and fucking vote for communism.

[Anonymous No.17479540]

>>17479422

indeed, things will be wild

[Anonymous No.17479541]

Please tell me I'm a fucking idiot and I should cancel this

[Anonymous No.17479543]

>3225 points in the red
>-11.2%
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little correction won't cause a recession

[Anonymous No.17479547]

>>17479485
>sauce?
WSB itself

[Anonymous No.17479552]

how we feelin' SNSS chads?

[Anonymous No.17479554]

>>17479452

now this is true 250 iq

[Anonymous No.17479559]

>>17479541
yikes

[Anonymous No.17479564]

>>17479452
You mean die with the rest of the boomers

[Anonymous No.17479566]

>>17479413
Stock market could go to zero and Bernie STILL COULDN'T WIN!

[Anonymous No.17479592]

>>17479529
whats ol pappa joes quote?
>when even the shoeshine nigger is giving stock tips, its time to sell
its that, but the opposite
shit doesnt go straight down
the far reaching effects of the collapse of "just in time" production will be devastating indeed, but that comes in a few months

>>17479547
>going on reddit
no
id rather saw my cock off with a fucking spoon, freeze it and fuck myself to death with it

>>17479566
all of my this

[Wizard !!K+1g+BBYgz6 No.17479598]

kinda hope tomorrow is green so i lose all my money and i never play the stock market game ever again

[Anonymous No.17479599]

based salaryman lunchbreak. can they come back?

[Anonymous No.17479618]

>>17479279
>no matter how long. stocks only go up
are you sure about that, champ?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !!2wgod7RQeJh No.17479630]

>>17479413
>>17479438
>>17479566
Is some one going to take this and help us set this shit up!!! I'll put my money where my mouth is. If you're not going to fucking put up you can shut the fuck up.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !!2wgod7RQeJh No.17479641]

>>17479599
they still exist, you just need to have business worth traveling and having lunch over.

[Anonymous No.17479649]

>>17479630
ITS
NOT
STOPPINGGGGG

[Anonymous No.17479650]

>>17479566
>Stock market could go to zero and Bernie STILL COULDN'T WIN!
None of his policies would work if the economy is dead anyway.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !!2wgod7RQeJh No.17479652]

>>17479599
i got vendors who take me out, i got customers i send salesmen to take out. it's quid pro quo.

[Anonymous No.17479662]

>>17478363
It's all a trap. Their plan was to crash the economy so they'd beat Trump on November. But they already knew this was their plan so instead this will lead to declas and GESARA

[Anonymous No.17479663]

>>17478570
Dems have figured out how to fuck the econoky with weaponized news

[Anonymous No.17479670]

when will $APT start to drop?

[Anonymous No.17479677]

>>17479423
how old is young?

[Anonymous No.17479679]

>>17479670
After its Q2 earnings report

[2/2 Bear No.17479686]

I know its still too early to celebrate, but damnnit, bears, we won. Post what you're drinking in celebration for the new bear market.

[Anonymous No.17479692]

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY HECKIN STOCKERINOS THAT'S NOT FAIR I WAS PREPARING FOR RETIREMENT RESPONSIBLY

[Anonymous No.17479705]

>>17478570

[Anonymous No.17479716]

>>17479692
This but unironically

[Anonymous No.17479734]

>>17479716
>living to retirement
gay

[Anonymous No.17479735]

>>17479662
That's real stupid if so. Newly poor folk aren't going to want to hear about tax hikes.

[Anonymous No.17479740]

>>17479547
We’re not going there and reading through it. That would make us r*dditers

>>17479592
Sometimes the masses are right.
You saw this?

>Daily trading activity in 401(k) plan accounts was four-to-six times above average on Monday and Tuesday, according to Alight Solutions, which tracks 401(k) retirement plan activity at large employers. The firm's research found the majority of asset transfer outflows came from U.S. large cap equities and target date funds, while the majority of inflows were into stable value, bond and money market funds.

I was bullish on this news at first. But Monday and Tuesday Look like they were a wise time to sell.

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/02/26/401k-investors-dump-equities-after-market-sell-off.html

[Anonymous No.17479748]

>>17478724
>countries in debt
>companies in debt
>consumers in debt
debt to whom?

[Anonymous No.17479755]

>>17479650
nice looking armpit

[Anonymous No.17479768]

It's time to go to negative rates.

[Anonymous No.17479770]

>>17478363

i'm retarded and took this long to understand why making investments with other people money is so horrible

with your own money, it s just that, a gamble with money. with other people you are gambling both the money and your emotional bond with them and the cost of opportunity of the emotional gamble is terrible

if you win it s a minor boost, if you lose they'll hate you

[Anonymous No.17479775]

>>17479413
>>17479540
>>17479422
>finance class does stocktrak
>we each get a balance of 1mil to invest how we see fit
should I act like a retard and put a bunch of it spy puts after super tuesday just to see what happens

[Anonymous No.17479776]

Anyone else holding shares during this time of despair

[Anonymous No.17479780]

>>17479770
are you mentally retarded? why would you ever do that?

[Anonymous No.17479785]

>>17479770
did you lose your parents' money?

>>17479768
>mfw Jerome fires Donald and increases the rates by 200 bps

[BagholderExtraordinaire !!2wgod7RQeJh No.17479787]

>>17479768
noooo..... are you fucking trying to give the kikes everything?

[Anonymous No.17479790]

>>17479748
Private banks probably. Quantitative needs to see if that's true or false but the dollar is debt, owned by banks. So since the banks own all dollars, all debt is owned by banks, at the core. You're welcome for realizing that our labor is literally being controlled too. You're welcome.

[Anonymous No.17479794]

>>17479776
I'm holding enough SGMO that today's AH pump made me green for the day

[Anon No.17479799]

Please tell me we gonna get a little bump so I can add more puts and spxs shares

[Anonymous No.17479803]

>>17479692
I hope all the basedboys panic sell just so my short plays profit immensely.

[Anonymous No.17479804]

>>17479787
Have you not seen how much foreign aid goes to Israel? Of course he's trying to give them everything

[Anonymous No.17479805]

>>17479776
Divvy heavy reits

[Anonymous No.17479810]

>>17479770
Yeah, family and friends knowing you trade stocks is bad enough with their questions every time the market hits the skids. Handling their money would be horrifying. Pro hedge funders have their work cut out for them. Probably on the phone all day answering questions along the lines of "fuck you fuck you when green again make it green fuck you muh kids college fund muh retirement" etc.

[Anonymous No.17479811]

>>17479785

no but i suffered so much more doing puts with their money than doing crypto with my own money

and the crypto risk was far bigger

[Anonymous No.17479813]

>>17478433
It means glass steagle was repealed and their using your money to blow bubbles like a child

[Anonymous No.17479818]

>>17479790
I should add that banks don't own all contracts. But realistically, probably a large market share of contracts are likely bank backed. Like I said. Run the quantitative. Pic related

[BagholderExtraordinaire !!2wgod7RQeJh No.17479822]

>>17479785
he can't even fire him with out maxine waters fucking signature. don't you remember what happend last yeario and the shifty scheifferino nadleratino impeachmentino reacharoundoo feelin'a primo.

[Anonymous No.17479821]

>>17479775
Straddle and bet on volatility either direction.

[Anonymous No.17479825]

i have 20 acres and enough to build an offgrid version of pic related. Is it time to go full hermit mode?
>I will still be able to shit post here

[Anonymous No.17479837]

>>17479566
the only thing that could give bernie anything other than yet another L in his illustrious career is him following the trump model and going fucking kamikaze against his whole party

but he wont
hes too shellshocked from 4 years ago when he ran against the most unpopular democratic candidate to ever walk the face of the earth, while simultaneously having an unreasonably large grassroots base, and STILL lost

its like people dont remember 4 years ago or something
do you honestly think the democratic party would let that retard win?
they fucked him right out of it last time, and people said there would be riots.
nope
no riots
in fact plenty of his "base" didnt even bother to vote in the primaries. or even better, were registered independent and COULDNT.
the democratic party would MUCH rather lose to the don again, and just complain about it in the news for another 4 years, than have bernie be their guy.
and they will do whatever possible to ensure that.

in spite of all the cock and ball torture in the media from the left, the actual democratic party gets on just fucking fine with his administration.
they gave him another gorillion dollars to give to israel every year (with plenty left over to build the wall (which he wont cuz we need the cheap labor and warm bodies to give more loans to cuz millenials are all maxed out)), helped him to de-regulate wall st (nancy is a fucking degenerate long options gambler just like the rest of us), renewed the patriot act (an odd thing to do for someone who is, in their words, a """"ruskie puppet"""")
etc etc

>>17479740
>I was bullish on this news at first. But Monday and Tuesday Look like they were a wise time to sell
point is, the FED has yet to even open their toolbox yet.
theyre not gonna let their favorite toy break.
politics and politicians are irrelevant.
banks (central, or otherwise) arent
and large bankers and hedgies enjoy their jobs, and want to keep them. so they will be out for blood

[Anonymous No.17479840]

Futures down again. Let's go boys.

[Anonymous No.17479841]

>>17479822
of course

>>17479825
it's always a good time to go full hermit mode

[Anonymous No.17479848]

>>17479825
No. I'm concerned we might get inflated by QE and possible bailouts. Consider moving the country if anything. The American gov might just blow more taxpayer money. Make your labor flow more towards you.

[Anonymous No.17479856]

>>17479825
Buy a house, seriously, do not build one. It's not worth it.

t. someone who already went hermit mode and it took him years to get it done instead of months.

[Anonymous No.17479865]

>>17478386
>mfw EWJ puts

[ZAnon !!jjxtfZ7Y3Lm No.17479869]

Confirmed case in NZ

[Anonymous No.17479875]

>>17479848
>I'm concerned we might get inflated by QE and possible bailouts
im betting on more QE. almost for sure.
bailouts wont be necessary imo
it only was last time because of how focused the crash was on the financial sector.
the firesale from a serous global recession will be fucking BASED for large banks.

[Wizard !!K+1g+BBYgz6 No.17479885]

>>17479865
>>17478386
>sold all my 54.5 ewj 2/28 puts earlier today

gains a gains, but im still fucking mad

[Anonymous No.17479889]

[Anonymous No.17479891]

>>17479677
Er I'm 25

[Anonymous No.17479893]

>>17479856

i dream of doing this, how much hermit are we talking about here?

are you free of city noise like dogs barking and shit?

[Anonymous No.17479898]

guys what if
what if corona-chan just kills all of us?!

[Anonymous No.17479900]

New bread or futures red?

[Anonymous No.17479902]

>>17479898
whatever

[Anonymous No.17479905]

Only holding MRNA at 22 and GOLD at 21 with 30% of my portfolio. The rest is in cash. This market is kind of insane right now.

[Anonymous No.17479908]

Holy fuck, jumping onto IBIO in the aftermarket saved me.

[Anonymous No.17479914]

Sup biz, Ive come to tell you that based on my foresight, I predict tomorrow will be worse than all the rest of the week.
Prepare your anuses

[Anonymous No.17479926]

>>17479875
I'd might move if the US didn't provide so much. Shoot. I still might. This QE needs to be reversed.

[Anonymous No.17479930]

Holy fuck it just keeps going

[Anonymous No.17479931]

>>17479900

[Anonymous No.17479934]

>still investing in gay stocks
>when pic related just released

[Anonymous No.17479938]

>>17479930
holy fuck
I want off this ride

[Anonymous No.17479943]

>>17479935
>>17479935
>>17479935
>>17479935

>>17479935
>>17479935

it's over

>>17479935
>>17479935
>>17479935

new thread

>>17479935

[Anonymous No.17479946]

>>17479914

that s a fair gamble, but here are the real questions mr foresight

what about monday and aftermarket super t?

[Anonymous No.17479951]

I hate being so new to investing. Everything is fucking opinions, I can sell now and get ducked buying back in when the market goes back up or stay and get fucked as we rank harder.

Is the always buy never sell actually a true way to go?

[Anonymous No.17479952]

>>17479930
Hi what is the link for this chart?

[Anonymous No.17479955]

>>17479926
call up powpow and tell him youll suck his dick if he reconsiders

WE ARE SMOLSPECS
IN A KEYNESIAN WORLD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjBAJpTJlZc

[Anonymous No.17479963]

>>17479960
>>17479960
>>17479960

NEW
NEW
NEW

>>17479960
>>17479960
>>17479960

[Anonymous No.17479968]

>>17479963
NEVERMIND IGNORE DELETING AAAAAAAHHHH

[Anonymous No.17479970]

>>17479893
>are you free of city noise like dogs barking and shit?
The place that I built is, I'm not always there. It ruined my relationship and the process took me years longer than it should have. Having to deal with contractors doing the things I wasn't legally allowed to build myself was a nightmare and my resale value is almost the same as if I just bought a place anyway.

[Anonymous No.17479971]

>>17479952
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

[Anonymous No.17479975]

>>17479951

the way of the cuck

[Anonymous No.17479976]

>>17479898
based on several studies online, models show a fatality rate of 0.1%, its not that bad. 1 in one thousand people will die from this initial mutation, i dont think ive even met one thousand people in my life. Your going to be fine

Now they say the virus mutates, but i think thats just fancy talk, all viruses mutate with time.

Crab market for the next 6 months afterwards

[Anonymous No.17480144]

>>17479976
lol
this is my favorite link to post when people talk about single digit mortality rate: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/feb/18/coronavirus-kills-chinese-film-director-family-wuhan-covid-19

All four people in this guy's family died. If the mortality rate was 0.1%, then the chances of this guy's entire family dying would be 1 in 1,000,000,000,000 (one trillion).

If the mortality rate is 2%, the chances of this guy's entire family dying would be 1 in 6,250,000.

If the mortality rate is 20% then the chances of this guy's entire family dying would be 1 in 625.

This guy's family must be fucking LUCKY!

[Anonymous No.17480509]

>>17478884
Based architect

[Anonymous No.17480932]

bros, I have some UVXY calls i bought, exipiration is Jan 2021. Bought them so I can short UVXY when shit hits the fan, but did not realize how much it's decays over the time. If we go more and more down, is it still gonna go up? It's lower then VIX at the moment, which I find strange as UVXY is 1.5 leveraged, so i would expect it to make bigger moves relative to VIX. Can anyone try to explain this to the brainlet please? Basically, I'm asking if it's technically possible for UVXY to still go to let's say 50+ if the market is going further down or I should use this opportunity and sell the options (I mentally written this position off as a loss because UVXY was very close to the split but I'm sort of break even now). T-thanks frens