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17476719 No.17476719 [Reply] [Original]

How can I profit from taking a shit every day. Think of how much free shit there is out there. Even if i can make $0.10 per pound I would be filthy rich.

>> No.17476754

>>17476719
I I could turn my farts into energy I could power a city by drinking milk

>> No.17476768

My poo poo better than u

>> No.17476793

>>17476719
Shit on the street then get the government to pay you to remove it

>> No.17476822

>>17476793
Like in California?

>> No.17476848

Jenkem farm

>> No.17476863

If you are a woman and hot, there are men willing to pay $500+ to... well, you probably can guess what. Seriously, there are women out there who make a living this way.

>> No.17476881

>>17476863
Why can't I just pretend to be my sister or friends and sell my own poop?

>> No.17477008

>>17476719
> step 1: take a lot of shits, isolate the shits.
> step 2: dry shit out, until it's a powder consistency
> step 3: mix with sand/earth until it's hard to tell apart from the sand.
> step 4 : take a half gram of gold, and a file, file away at the half gram until it's all flaked into the shit dirt.
> step 5: market/sell it as pay dirt for gold panning practice.

>> No.17477019

>>17476822
kek

>> No.17477065

>>17477008
lol

>> No.17477093

>>17477008

Couldn't this just be done without the poop?