GET THE FUCK IN HERE. 2008 was a joke compared to this.

[Anonymous No.17474378]

https://www.mintpressnews.com/wall-street-behind-delay-declaring-coronavirus-outbreak-pandemic-bonds/265264/

This article basically lays out that 2008 was a fucking joke compared to what we are about to see.

China created this virus to get this 2 trillion dollar junk bond.

>Boyz This is the Post that will be remembered get THE FUCK IN HERE

[Anonymous No.17474389]

>>17474378
LE BASEDDDDDDD

[Anonymous No.17474432]

>>17474389
did you fucking read the article? Who wrapped up a 2 trillion dollar junk bond and opened it up to derivative swaps and its 200x the size of the 2008 shit mortgage div market

[Anonymous No.17474445]

>>17474378
It's way too early to call, 2008 had so many more factors contributing to the result, another crash like that seemed impossible but then trump decided to run america with a credit card so. who knows at this point

[Anonymous No.17474446]

>>17474432
>did you fucking read the article?
No.

[Anonymous No.17474452]

>>17474432
Kek. Based Ari.

[Anonymous No.17474467]

>>17474432

[Anonymous No.17474499]

>>17474432
chill bro we are already dead, just enjoy the ride

[Anonymous No.17474539]

>>17474378
basically China infected themslevs with the virus to get this trillion dollar bond. ITs paid in CASH. We are going to war

[Anonymous No.17474544]

Holy shit.
Trump has fucking money in this Pandemic bond doesn't he? Maybe significant money.

[Anonymous No.17474558]

aside from memes this is the actual apocalyse, right?

[Anonymous No.17474564]

>>17474558
for sure. If this article is true we are going into a depression

[Anonymous No.17474574]

>>17474558
This. We can't let this guy get the nuclear codes.

[Anonymous No.17474584]

>>17474558
I will shill you three new coins anon. Buy GUNS FOOD WATR.

[Anonymous No.17474586]

>>17474432
Where are you getting the $2 trillion number?
The article quotes a mere 95 mil for the bonds that actually lose all the money.

[The Devil !!y9pM1O7kKh0 No.17474596]

>>17474499
That's kind of what this feels like to me recently. What the fuck is chainlink anyway? Some meme magic token we all bought and now we will be rich beyond our imagination? What the fuck is this reality? I feel like I'm in a coma and when I make it in this reality, I'm going to wake up in a hospital bed somewhere, poor again, realizing it was all a dream.

[Anonymous No.17474600]

>>17474378
It's the big one alright.
Smoke 'em if you got 'em, boys.

[Anonymous No.17474632]

>>17474432
>Who wrapped up a 2 trillion dollar junk bond and opened it up to derivative swaps and its 200x the size of the 2008 shit mortgage div market

My first thought: "some Jewish guy"

[Anonymous No.17474642]

>>17474586
https://www.ft.com/content/487b0d00-5c26-11e7-b553-e2df1b0c3220

[Anonymous No.17474661]

>>17474596
This, but unironically. Past few months I've literally been feeling like I'm in some kind of simulation, being taught a lesson just to wake up to some dystopian world that's completely fucked and run by (((them)))

[Anonymous No.17474678]

>>17474378
Who's fapping over those thick red candles. Oh my.

[Anonymous No.17474699]

>>17474642
behind a paywall
this article from Bloomberg says the pandemic bond will be activated by April and is actually a good thing.
https://www.bloomberg.com/opinion/articles/2020-02-25/coronavirus-give-pandemic-bonds-a-chance

I tend to agree, 95mil isn't that much to the whole market and the people who bought those bonds were stupid.
Compare to Obama's 800 BIL stimulus package in 2008.

[Anonymous No.17474705]

>>17474632
yep. Brothers they cannot keep doing this to us.

[Anonymous No.17474720]

I told you fucks the chinks did it yo themselves.

Mods banned me for 3 days for spreading "conspiracies"

Fuck you mods, chinks literally did it to themselves for political and economic reasons. Their government treats humans like fucking ants.

[The Devil !!y9pM1O7kKh0 No.17474739]

>>17474699
How much cp do you think was bought with part of that 800b?

[Anonymous No.17474748]

Hedge wish $nCoV

[Anonymous No.17474750]

S-s-so keep puts! I don’t wanna die poor.

[Anonymous No.17474756]

>>17474720
u were right. We were all right. I wish I wasn't right

[Anonymous No.17474784]

>>17474750
PUTS ON EVERYTHING anon.

[Anonymous No.17474804]

>>17474378
https://markets.businessinsider.com/news/stocks/pandemic-bond-debate-inside-look-world-bank-coronavirus-relief-investment-2020-2-1028906657

another one

[Anonymous No.17474839]

>>17474739
Fuck off schizo, I already know you're a brainlet from your other posts

[Anonymous No.17474871]

>>17474839
https://markets.businessinsider.com/news/stocks/pandemic-bond-debate-inside-look-world-bank-coronavirus-relief-investment-2020-2-1028906657 "the stipulation to be paid out at max interest is the virus must be either flu or corona in origin"

[The Devil !!y9pM1O7kKh0 No.17474877]

>>17474839
Nigger kike!!! $50k in hot dogs ring a bell?

[Anonymous No.17474892]

>>17474839
how about this call nerd

[Anonymous No.17474961]

>>17474720
>Mods banned me for 3 days for spreading "conspiracies"
Hahahaha shrekt

[Anonymous No.17474989]

>>17474871
>>17474892
Nothing about the 2 trillion you claimed
Thanks for confirming you're just baiting.

[Anonymous No.17475052]

>>17474378
Cylinder-Man says his final goodbyes to the world.

[Anonymous No.17475259]

>>17475052
bye now

[Anonymous No.17475632]

My moneis

[Anonymous No.17475663]

>>17474432
WHOA DUDE I GUESS ITS REALLY HAPPENING

[Anonymous No.17475840]

I WANT A FUCKING HAPPENING AAAGHGHHHHHH H DO THE JEWS GET OFF ON MY BLUE BALLS ???AAASFGGSHGGHGFSHHGFHFGHGFHGHGG

[Anonymous No.17475847]

>>17474378
>mintpressnews.com
>literally who

[Anonymous No.17475887]

>>17474378
Time to do nothing but puts! Let’s get this bread!

[Anonymous No.17475950]

>>17475887
Puts are the new paradigm. This market is gonna go down forever. Brace your assholes for another -1000 tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.17476007]

>>17475950
https://youtu.be/yBLdQ1a4-JI

[Anonymous No.17476056]

>>17474539
You can fight wars for the Jew if you want. I am staying at home

[Anonymous No.17476109]

>>17474446
you're actually missing out, it never ceases to amaze me with the shit they can come up with.

[Anonymous No.17476168]

>>17474432
>2 trillion

where? it says there its 450mi

[Anonymous No.17476318]

>>17476056
buddy do you know the last names of the people that wrote this contract are. I will name them when the boomers have lost it all.

you can hear the drums in the deep, but we cannot get out we cannnout get out

[Anonymous No.17476453]

Absolutely insane world

[Anonymous No.17476505]

>>17476318

[Anonymous No.17476674]

Reminder that Icke predicted this 8 years ago
https://youtu.be/5cOZ1xGk3JU

[Anonymous No.17476776]

Cup and handle forming on gold. Target price $1678 then refuel for $2000.

[Anonymous No.17476832]

>>17474378
https://youtu.be/SyjMz5Sf02Y

There's no AIG insurance company and no credit default swap now.

If we enter a recession it will NOT be as bad as 2008.

[Anonymous No.17476936]

>>17474596

*click*

[Anonymous No.17477111]

>>17474445

"German media outlet Deutsche-Welle noted that the trigger for the first class of pandemic bonds, valued at $225 million, would normally have already been met due to the criterion of more than 2,500 deaths in a “developing country.” However, WHO has said this does not meet said criterion because it does not consider China to be a developing country, even though the World Bank’s own criteria do consider China to be a developing country.

For the second and riskier category of pandemic bonds, those bonds are triggered when the disease in question crosses an international border and causes more than 20 deaths in the second country. At the time of publication of this article, Iran has recorded at least 50 deaths, which should have triggered this second category of pandemic bonds, valued at $95 million. Yet, WHO yet to comment on how this criterion for the second category bonds has been met.

The WHO’s decision to refuse to use the “p-word” may be the result of several factors, though the pandemic bonds loom large as a $425 million incentive for not doing so."


Where the fuck did you get 2 trillion? Still, fuck those retarded European investors, I bet they're panicking knowing their initial is going to be given to a bunch of 3rd worlders lmao

[Anonymous No.17477190]

>>17477111
Deutshe bank gonna go down

[Anonymous No.17478323]

>>17474378
Yo niggas. Kip 2020

[Anonymous No.17479124]

What the fuck Is happening ? Was /pol/ right again ?!

[Anonymous No.17479137]

>>17474632
You're probably not wrong

[Anonymous No.17479362]

>>17474378
If this thread goes down in history, I just want to know future anons to know ...

*ahhheeem*

FUCK jannies and FUCK linkies

[Anonymous No.17479374]

>>17479124
>photoshopping the post dates to be 3 weeks earlier
sloppy job mossad!

[Anonymous No.17479378]

>>17479362
Linkies get the rope first

[Anonymous No.17479475]

>If the US deals with it adequately and declares pandemic, China gets the $ and BTFO western economy for decades to come
>If the US doesn't deal with it adequately, the Nation collapses into chaos, leaving the rest of the world ripe for the picking.
Did we just get fucking Chinked? It really is a master political realist ruse. Release a bioweapon in your own country, knowing that your authoritarian government will be able to enforce a quarantine immediately. Western governments on the other hand, and particularly the US, cannot respond quickly, WITHOUT DECLARING EMERGENCY POWERS. So what's the fucking deal here? Will the west just collectively tell China to eat shit when they try to collect? I figure it could be angled as it being their fault in the first place. Maybe some sort of legal interpretation about where the pandemic originated in, but that's probably already been addressed in whatever contracts govern these bonds. Will they invent some new sort of "term" out of thin air that means a pandemic but isn't a pandemic at the same time?

[Anonymous No.17479477]

So I suppose should I open a brokerage account and buy up everything once they tank, yeah?

[Anonymous No.17479524]

>>17479362
DAMN YOUUU

[Anonymous No.17479537]

>>17479475
>The so-called “pandemic bonds” were created in response to the Ebola outbreak in Africa that killed more than 11,000 people between 2014 and 2016 – and the idea was to transfer some of the economic risks caused by disease outbreaks from under-developed countries to the financial sector.
What the fuck? How the fuck does that even work!?!?!?!

[Anonymous No.17479589]

Still waiting on a source stating TRILLIONS of doll hairs are at stake

[Anonymous No.17479606]

>>17474378
How does this conspiracy sounds
>US winning trade war
>China knows they are fucked
>China creates virus, they have the population surplus to handle the death toll.
>Destroy US economy by having factors, production, and shipping shut down do to virus.
>China wins trade war

[Anonymous No.17479658]

>>17474378
425mm*200% is 850mm not 2 trillion. Are you stupid? Have considered this pandemic thing might mean a greater than 2 trillion dollar loss long term (if your numbers were right).

[Anonymous No.17479660]

Yeah no one give a fuck about a few hundred million. Where is the sauce on 2 trillion

[Anonymous No.17479661]

>>17479124
>economists are downplaying it
lol yes, last week all the talking heads where saying there would be no worry for another 6 mouths.

[Anonymous No.17479703]

>>17479606

I don't get why they would start it in the epicenter of their country, much less in their country at all. So many other places to plant a virus like this, India for instance.

[Anonymous No.17479712]

Ban him another 3 days because his math is retarded.

[Anonymous No.17479717]

>>17474378
Do they really do it for free?

[Anonymous No.17479729]

>>17479658
>>17479660
Based anons. Where the fuck is the sauce on $2 trillion? I see less than $1 billion and nothing about Chinese involvement other than the fuck that the WHO is jewing 3rd world countries by not declaring China a developing country.

[Anonymous No.17479796]

>tfw pulled out in December
>tfw kicking myself all through January over the fuck hueg market pump and the gains I could have made by sitting on my ass for just one more month
>tfw feel a little better about it all now that it's all crashing down
Still don't wanna die tho

[Anonymous No.17479852]

>Mint Press News
Imagine believing anything that was written to generate clicks for some roastie.

[Anonymous No.17480008]

>>17474378
Invest in gold and silver.
#BankRun
#BankExit
#AuditTheFed

[Anonymous No.17480015]

>>17474378
still waiting for a decent answer to
>>17479729
>>17479658
>>17477111
>>17474699
>>17474586

there is 500mil that won'tt be redeemed if pademic is declared, ok.
500ml is a drop in the ocean, this week's dip wiped out 17 trillion.
so either come up with a solid source as to derivatives constructed on these bonds or this is a nothing burger, the few mask and test companies in the green already generated more than 500 million as a direct consequence of coronavirus

[Anonymous No.17480085]

>>17474378
Fuck you chona!!

[Anonymous No.17480159]

>>17474596
Sell faggot

[The Devil !!y9pM1O7kKh0 No.17480186]

>>17476936
*click*

[The Devil !!y9pM1O7kKh0 No.17480213]

>>17480159
No!

[Anonymous No.17480274]

>>17474378
according to your own article there's only $415MM worth of bonds in circulation. literal nothing burger. Just retards about to get just'd on the maturity payment.

what a terrible investment choice. who the fuck bets against the weather?

[Anonymous No.17480286]

So with sadness in my heart,
I feel the best thing i could do,
Is end it all, and leave forever
What's done is done, it feels so bad,
What once was happy now is sad
I'll never love again
My world is ending

[Anonymous No.17480376]

>>17480286
IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN

[Anonymous No.17480607]

YAY finally

[Anonymous No.17480686]

The panicky attitude most of you have is exactly why you will never be rich. Fomoing in at the top and panicking at the slightest thing.

[Anonymous No.17480741]

>>17474389
this meme could have been good had it been a doomer wojak. But happeners do not like reddit product review guys.

[Anonymous No.17480755]

>>17476056
>imagine believing a small hook nosed tribe controls the same men who invented the internet, space travel, guns, the car, the tractor, the radio, the train, and the plane.

[Anonymous No.17480775]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17480819]

It’s 450million idiot

That being said 2008 will indeed be a joke compared to this

[Anonymous No.17480821]

>>17474586
>>17480015
>>17476168
there you have it folks, OP is full of shit.
The story is true, but nobody gibs le fug about 500 million dorrar, that's chump change.

[Anonymous No.17480843]

>>17480821
sorry, forgot to trigger amerimutt law in order to garner attention.

[Anonymous No.17480880]

>>17480686
>slightest thing

You fucking retard, this virus is an end game scenario

[Anonymous No.17480996]

>>17480843

[Anonymous No.17481015]

It’s over - it goes over. It’s ALL over.

http://www.deagel.com/country/United-States-of-America_c0001.aspx

[Anonymous No.17481023]

>>17480880
You really think this is it?

[Anonymous No.17481076]

THAT'S TRILLION

WITH A T

[Anonymous No.17481149]

>>17474378
>World Bank can issue interest bearing binary options to fund pandemic control
that is some high-power globohomo aids right there

[Anonymous No.17481222]

Where does your faggot 2 trillion number come from OP?
The bond is for chump change.
Did you read your own article?

[Anonymous No.17481305]

How do we profit over this?

[Anonymous No.17481320]

>>17481305
All in silver mining stocks

[Anonymous No.17481331]

>>17481222
You guys fucking read or NOT???!
>However, there is much more to these “pandemic bonds” than meets the eye. For example, PEF has a “unique financing structure [that] combines funding from the bonds issued today with over-the-counter derivatives that transfer pandemic outbreak risk to derivative counterparties.” The World Bank asserted that this structure was used in order “to attract a wider, more diverse set of investors.”
>“unique financing structure [that] combines funding from the bonds issued today with over-the-counter derivatives that transfer pandemic outbreak risk to derivative counterparties.
This is where your 500 mill becomes trillions you brainlets. Yes, maybe OP used to specific number, don't be stupid, look, people bet against these bonds, market went full casino. Why would even trump be shaking and criticizing use of words???
It's not 500 mil, and it's not, 2 trill, but number is big if they shaking.
Read faggots

[Anonymous No.17481897]

>>17479374
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/241674007
retard alert

[Anonymous No.17481921]

>>17474378
>YES! YES! FINALLY THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT IS ENDING!!!! FINALLY A NEW WORLD WILL ARISE IN WHICH I BECOME SUCCESSFUL AND GET TO HAVE SEX!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.17481958]

Hyperinflation will get us 1000$ eoy at last

[Anonymous No.17482023]

>>17481921
>ITS HAPPPEENINNNN GUUUUISSSS YEEEES HAPPENIKNNNNN
>OMG JEWWWSSSSS CHINAAAAAAA CIA MOSSSAAADDSS GET IN HEREEEEE BIOWEAPOOOONNNSS OMGGG ITS HAPPENING Q ANNNOONNNS

[Anonymous No.17482048]

>>17482023
>HIV MUTATIONNNN!!!! VIRAL MYOCARDITIS!!!!!!!!!!! REINFECTIONNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A MILLION BODYBAGSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOK AT THIS VIDEO OF PEOPLE DYING IN THE STREETS AND THEN GETTING EATEN BY DOGS WHO THEN SHIT OUT A WORSE STRAIN OF THE VIRUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>I'M SO HAPPY

[Anonymous No.17482056]

>>17474378
posting in epic bread

[Anonymous No.17482271]

>>17474378
The world is ending

[Anonymous No.17482293]

>>17482271
Isn't that par for course for Straya?

[Anonymous No.17482305]

>>17474432
LEVERAGE ELI YOU BOY

[Anonymous No.17482315]

>>17482293
Flood and fire at the same time. Now we have a plague of mosquito's and flies.

Absolutely terrible

[Anonymous No.17482449]

The perfect storm is nigh, and those of us who bought crypto and live will make it.

[Anonymous No.17483101]

>>17477111
>the trigger for the first class of pandemic bonds, valued at $225 million, would normally have already been met due to the criterion of more than 2,500 deaths in a “developing country.”
>However, WHO has said this does not meet said criterion because it does not consider China to be a developing country, even though the World Bank’s own criteria do consider China to be a developing country.
This is the kind of dishonest bullshit that we need functional smart contracts to prevent.

[Anonymous No.17483139]

>>17474378
>Mintpressnews

Get the fuck out of here, chimp brain.

[Anonymous No.17483178]

>>17483101
How would smart contracts solve anything here? It would still depend on the opinion of the institution that considers China a developing country.

[Anonymous No.17483208]

>>17483101
They are gambling on WHO declaring a pandemic. A mart contract can't account for WHO redefining pandemics.

[Anonymous No.17483238]

>>17480286
Anon just don't. I don't want you being eternally damned. Read the Holy Bible, I recommend starting from the New Testament. Jesus Christ who is God came to the world to save us from sin, from eternal damnation. He died on the cross, yet 3 days later He rose from the grave claiming victory over sin and death. Believe in Jesus Christ, gain everlasting life. I pray my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ helps thee overcome the darkness that swallows you whole. Don't kill yourself anon.

[Anonymous No.17483280]

>>17474378
fuck off, schizo.

[Anonymous No.17483285]

China is antifragile and redpilled on the 5th degree

[Anonymous No.17483556]

This is peanuts.
I hope after a couple weeks you newfags learn your lesson about happenings. You're all just getting into a tizzy over nothing.

[Anonymous No.17483593]

>>17474877
teen brainlet tripfag back to /pol/

[Anonymous No.17483649]

Chine is 2nd world, not 3rd.
also, the losses in human power and manufacturing FAR outclass china's share out of the 2 trillion.

[Anonymous No.17484201]

>>17483178
>How would smart contracts solve anything here?
Coronavirus checks off every one of WHO's criteria as to what's considered a pandemic and yet WHO has the final say in officially declaring it as a pandemic. If this would was coded up in a smartcontract, we wouldn't have to have an official statement to declare Coronavirus as a pandemic. The data would speak for itself.

[The Devil !!y9pM1O7kKh0 No.17484217]

>>17483593
Obama used the same channels as john Podesta, you seething kike.

[Anonymous No.17484414]

>>17474378
>So what's the next step of your master plan?
Crashing this market. With no survivors.

[Anonymous No.17485377]

>>17479796

noob

[Anonymous No.17485500]

>>17474378
I have $20,000 waiting to buy something (stocks, not a coin or metal), now I just have to figure out where the bottom is and what to buy.

[Anonymous No.17485655]

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[Anonymous No.17485666]

SUB 25K
THERE IS NO FLOOR

[Anonymous No.17485671]

sitting on sats
comfy

[Anonymous No.17485699]

>>17481331
>>17480819
this

[Anonymous No.17485736]

Who here getting JUSTed right now?

[Anonymous No.17485768]

>>17481331
we're financially illiterate. Thank you.

[Anonymous No.17485949]

>>17482305
based oil anon

[Anonymous No.17486864]

>>17479660
What does the chad panicker have in his trolly? I see spaghetti I think, but what is that "KIO" stuff?

[Anonymous No.17487090]

>>17486864
It's Rio Mare and pasta De Cecco.

[Anonymous No.17487385]

>>17474378
Wait wait wait...but why the fuck would bonds like that exist? Let's just take a step back from the glue