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>>17472477how do i protect my money, new guy from /pol/, please tell me you've been working on this
>>17472499The Americans might have traded for some of the meat but they carried no tantamount goods and the disposition to exchange was foreign to them. And so these parties divided upon that midnight plain, each passing back the way the other had come, pursuing as all travelers must inversions without end upon other men's journeys.
bvlls BTFO eternally
the imminent deflation is bullish, r-right?
>>17472504Remember guys, meme magic is making it happen. Today was biblical (the worst one day decline in history), tomorrow will be a blood bath.
AND I'M FREEEEEEEEEEFREEEEE FALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIN'
REMINDER THAT THIS IS THE GUY TELLING YOU TO GO ALL IN ON FORD AND OTHER RETARDED BOOMER STOCKS WHILE THE MARKET IS CRASHING AROUND YOU
Every single bull got slaughtered from all those traps
Can somebody photoshop bobo outside the window in this pic?
-1300MYYYYYYYYYYY SIDES KEK
Boomer tears are better than liberal tears
fuck this gay market
>"buy the dip" they said
post em, boys
EVERYONE GET IN BYND RIGHT NOWITS THE LITERAL SAFE HAVEN LEFT
WE'RE IN BEAR MARKEThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=ddTFmGx-BzA
KEK, anyone watching CNBC hear that screaming?
>futures keep falling23k dow tomorrow?
>hours getting cut at job>entire portfolio is red>some retard dinged my car
wtf is going on on the NYSE floor rn
>have a share option plan from my company>business came to a grinding halt due to China>now stock market tanking>probably going to get laid off if things don’t go back to normalIt’s been nice posting with you all.
I'm just happy that I was able to sell my TMDX high and buy it back low and came out unscathed. On one hand, I made a lot of money buying puts today but on the other hand, I am upset that this crash is going to fuck with my TMDX earnings/conference gains.
How about a song! https://youtube.com/watch?v=8n4UvtCEZJY
Good job /smg/ we won again over the world. Gets easier every year.
ty to the anon who said yesterday not to sell until the week is over, helped keep me from pulling the trigger on buys
>>17472616It could be a performance that they allowed otherwise I think they would have tackled him by now.
They released a live bear onto the NYSE floor. He's killing everyone.
I think I should just put my money into a 100% bond fund.
>>17472616We're only one or two more days like this away from them leaping out of windows kek.
The forces of chaos are upon our markets
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS TO THE BULLS WHEN THEY GOT THAT EXUBERANCE
WHY IN THE FUCK ARE PRECIOUS METALS EATING SHIT REEEEEEEEEEEEE
Whats some recession proof stocks?? Any ideas? I'm thinkingWMany utilitiesMOKRany others to throw in there?
CNBC put a live feed into wallstreetbets psyche right now
pls no bulli
>>17472477jesus christ, the market goes down a couple percent and /biz melts down. suck it up snowflakes
TRIPFAGS ALWAYS WIN
SHOULD I SHORT NASDAQ TOMORROW?WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENS USUALLY ON FRIDAYS?PLS TELL ME IM A CRYPTOFAG
>>17472666We warned you satan. You didn't listen. See you a year from now, as we're rolling in cash.
fuck metomorrow morning i will cut my losses on amd and buy put options on it
>>17472678if anything short the morning pump that fades into a massive afternoon dump
>>17472679the hero we need...
TOMORROW WILL BE A HISTORIC CRASH FOR THE MARKET.DOW -2000
Just one bad day.
>>17472676Not if you're that bagholder retard lmao, he bought every dip.
Wonder how bad friday is going to be, saw a few posts on MSM about the 2 covid cases in SF. Its actually happening
its going to hit -1400 jesus christ. is it weird i have a raging hard on right now? my dicks actually so hard.
last week i hated myself for selling early in January, this week i'm feeling pretty good about it
What are Dow futures doing?
A reminder that we've been here before >>17472663In addition to this, margin calls are going to start killing random stocks unrelated to bat death
+28.3% today+175% since start of 2020KEK
>>17472477SGMO chads where we at?Road to $20 starts right here
>GALT green closeWhat does it mean brehs?
>>17472595from the 4% falls each day in the FTSE 100, my pension is probably tied up in this
>>17472689okthank youi will wait a few hours and then i will short the FUCK out of NASDAQ
>>17472719tfw dumping GILEAD CALLS on the news once again in the morning. Absolutely easy money
>>17472666I made you a hot chocolate mumu
>>17472477Imagine having your money in the market right now
OH NO NO NOBYND
>>17472731Wait a bit then all in soxl.
>>17472750putsyou can get rich by playing this volatility. If you are looking to trade and not invest.
bros I just consulted my Tarot cards about tomorrow...
>>17472663good post, thanks
If you didnt Buy the Dip, smash that fucking Unfriend button.Bulls Rise Up
Do any of you truly understand what's going to happen if there is a complete supply shock to some of these high debt low cash corporations?
Anyone gonna be leaving shorts open during the weekend?
MY MONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!!!DRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMPF!!SOMEONE DO SOMETHING,CLOSE THE MARKET,SOMETHING IM SHAKING RN!!!!
WOOOOOWE CLOSED BELOW 3KHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>17472773What happens when the DEMAND side of the equation gets the sniffles too?
Just got off a flight, Whew lads, just whew
>>17472778im going to take a chance and say markets will act irrational next week being green. before a dump the following week.
I'm super aroused right now
>>17472768When the fed intervenes I'm going to make bank on the pump, then I'm dumping everything and getting the fuck out of dodge because the entire fucking world is going to end.
>>17472773also take into account consumer spending freezing up completelyshit's fucked
I feel kind of bad for anyone who is buying these dips, its going to get so much worse before it gets better...Terrified of the next few weeks, I see no optimistic catalysts in the near future.
I bought puts as a 1 to 1 hedge on my 401k. Probably going to double down tomorrow for profit. If 2018 scared the market into a 20% correction I genuinely believe this one has to be at least 20% , most likely more than that.
I did good today. Tomorrow is going to be even more fun!
>>17472637God bless inverse ETFs.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApHM1ct4tdM
That was a beautiful four day waterfall slide crash with a textbook build up. HOWEVER you may get a bounce tomorrow. The price on a four hour chart is a long way from home, and Ichimoku (which is often right at these extremes) has big support on the MONTHLY (has held twice before) and solid in the cloud on the Weekly. The Daily was a fucking rout. idaf if you call me a faggot, there are chinks across the world looking at this RIGHT NOW. Also, the consensus is now for more 'no weekend hold rape'. Consensus is not good is it?I said a bounce, not a bottom. Remember this post.
>>17472773the fed will intervene soon and pump cheap money into dying high debt corps. they wont allow them to go under. too many jobs would be lost.
>>17472765Sshh the bears need some release since having taken all their money out since 2017.
Cash and puts
>>17472806me unironic masterbated to closing bell price action
>>17472791Soi-bros we got too cocky...
>>17472838You do know you can put in time to researching disease spread and predict this right?
Anyone got a vid of the screaming on the NYSE floor?
>>17472723As long as you buy"the right stocks"There is no such thing as a bear market
>>17472831The bulls spent themselves at 27k. It's going straight down tomorrow.
>>17472831please no bounce
>>17472808the fed isnt going to intervene by buying stocks brainlet. theyre going to loan cheap debt to cash ridden corps to make sure they have liquidity to continue operating before everyone loses their jobs and shit goes up in flames. also get ready for this shit to spread into sectors, primarily real estate.
>>17472773relax, not many have significant debt at this point, tsla, verizon, all the big names etc
I don't have any bear fantasies whatsoever but I really like what's going on. Finally a bit of fun on the market.
now just sit back and wait for the first bank to go under...
>>17472762Sorry yeah, I meant imagine being long in this market
>>17472763And what did they say?
>>17472657They fall in recessions too just less so, also been rallying since end of Jan.
>>17472762You can, but you have to be careful which puts you buy.For example, if you buy a company that declares BK, trading on the stock is often halted for some time. If you're caught in this position as your option is set to expire, you basically screwed.
>A single infected bat just crashed the entire global economy.Pretty fucking impressed.
>>17472831there is no rescue team, nobody is buying tomorrow, markets are going to tumble into next week as well, buying a bounce is dangerous - we just dropped below a major support lineRetail confidence is completely obliterated, and for good reason. Just get out of the market and stay out for a few weeks. Its going to take a miracle to establish new support
It's not going back up this time. There's no money left to bail everyone out.
>>17472872It's all about short term credit bud. If your business model relies on short term cash flow to pay of short term debt, you are FUCKED.
>>17472893I'm not sure that's a worry at this exact moment yet. I guess if you are doing penny stocks or something.
>tfw trading puts this week
>>17472857I’m sure you’ll claim your expert prediction powers made you pull out Friday. There is always a market catastrophe on the horizon, this time it’s a virus of minor potency spreading in China.
>>17472657Hedge funds liquidate everything when their stupid bets get margin called. That's why crypto and precious metals crash with everything but trend up before it happens.
>>17472851Im unironically going to scalp you right now
>>17472840Is this the /biz/ equivalent of squats and oats
>>17472897The fed CANT save them.The begging for fed cuts from these fucks is pathetic. Play better fuckfaces don't screw over everyone else in society once again to bail out your shitty companies that fucked up and cant survive a slight hit.
>>17472837The fed is almost out of options barring negative interest rates. Massive pumps won't do shit once demand dries up.
someone enlighten me, what was the longest red day streak in history?
>>17472917Retard bull BTFO once again
Guys how do I do this. I keep reading on it I still don’t get it.
>>17472890These might sound like brainlet questions, but where does the money money go? Bonds?When will PM rally?All of my play have made me money apart from fucking gold and silver.
>>17472914Shut the fuck up retard.
>>17472928As of today, today
>>17472914I did idiot.I bought LUV puts in January for this EXACT fucking week. Maybe go deep dive into studies on infectious disease instead of whatever else you do with your investing time when a new virus pops up.
gonna post this chart fridge>>17472917n-no s-caple pls me just $100 shampoo
>>17472938you do nothing, market's closed
Not counting how many will die from the virus itself. How many will die from the infrastructure collapse?
THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FRENreached $50K loss (unrealized). I think starting next week I'm going to start pumping $1000 a week into my divvy portfolio for 10 weeks straight. Will likely have to dip into my emergency savings to make it happen but I've got enough in there already.
Intel to 50 by monday? thoughts?
>>17472913Enjoy it while you canSoon there won't be any moves left to makeLife at the end of empire
>>17472948what am rainbow volume profile mean @[email protected]
The market is over reacting. Use it to your advantage
>>17472938you want to buy a call$180 9/17
>>17472958Intel is doomed regardless, buy AMD.
GAP UP GO AWAYINTERNATIONAL MARKETS ARE CRASHING TO STAY
>>17472956>reached $50K loss (unrealizedoh no no no, boomer
>>17472926Well said. Problem is they have been operating under the assumption the fed will never turn off the spigot for the past 10 years and now they have weakened their own companies to the point of breaking by overleveraging on buybacks By the way now would be a great time to short Texas Instruments
>>17472808Don't count on the fed bailing things out. They might try, and it might work, but they might just let a few companies/banks fail as a warning to others.In the 2008 crash you had Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, a government-backed mortgage underwriter. If any companies were expected to get a bailout, it was these two. But guess what, the fed let them fail, wiping out every single shareholder.
>>17472927its not about pumps to the banks this time, its about keeping businesses afloat as long as you can so it doesnt ripple to every other sector in the economy. youre basically giving cheap money to corps to make sure they can keep paying people for doing mundane tasks.
>>17472956Its going to take years for you to recover those "unrealized" losses, I wish the best for you, but you really went against the market this time dividend anon
>>17472956>this is your brain on dividends
>>17472962Imagine being in a bear market for 3 decades lol
>>17472477These threads move so fast holy shit. You guys are coked out of your mind. Are you guys longing or shorting, if this were crypto i'd go long. stocks are easy mode, safe boomers butttt... not sure what will happen this looks like an event
>>17472962pls america-chan don't die!!!!!
this summer will be a bull market. rev up those calls.
>>17472974gonna buy puts on intel
How long will it take for this to affect real estate?
>>17472954No shit. I know that much.
>>17472973Sounds like a bad idea. Shit is gonna dump another 5%
>>17473012Fear will slow buying but only after layoffs. Average person doesn't pay attention to the stock market. Only thing they hear is big down days.
Yeah, that's a buy signal
So he carried me away in the spirit into the wilderness: and I saw a woman sit upon a scarlet coloured beast, full of names of blasphemy, having seven heads and ten horns. And the woman was arrayed in purple and scarlet colour, and decked with gold and precious stones and pearls, having a GOLDEN CUP in her hand full of abominations and filthiness of her fornication: And upon her forehead was a name written, MYSTERY, BABYLON THE GREAT, THE MOTHER OF HARLOTS AND ABOMINATIONS OF THE EARTH. And I saw the woman drunken with the blood of the saints, and with the blood of the martyrs of Jesus: and when I saw her, I wondered with great admiration.:OOOO
>>17472967If only you knew how bad things are about to get, there is not a single positive catalyst for miles, the effects of this week will spur a whole new wave of bad news down the line>>17472962>Imagine being in a bear market for 30 years
>>17472535invest in tangible assets like guns and ammo. and im not talking about stocks
market falls 20%I buyit goes back to normal in a couple of years i make 20%?
>>17473033People said that 2 days ago, how'd that work out?
>>17473001Only shorts left at this point. Long had his margin call a while back.
>>17472535Watch for a bounce the go in TVIX .. it will bounce tho so dont go in early
>just lost my tech job>on my last 8k in savings>portfolio crashed >emergency fund empty
>>17473033Please, bull, repeat the mistakes your brethren have made for the past week.
>>17472993IT'S FREE MONEY GUYS
>>17473018>>17472993>>17472989>>17472978>implyingi have awaited this to come for some time. I welcome the unrealized loss so I an increase my position in dividend growth companies. I don't ever plan on selling any of my stocks if I don't have to, and will retire off their continually growing dividends. all this does is actually SPEED UP my retirement timeline
>>17472477Well atleast my money is in a mutal fund
1-5 says buy6-0 says hold
>>17473033Sure is bullbro. I'm fucking loving the cheapies this week as retards sell over a literal nothingburger
>>17473085you couldve sped up your timeline by 50k if you cashed out at the top dumbass
>>17472963Explain your reason for posting that image thelemite.
>>17472941Mad. >>17472945I would say good job but you were a month early and missed gains. Even if I was 100% still invested I’d still be returning to net 0% gain/loss since January. Why would you assume I didn’t look at studies of the disease when they were released? Because I didn’t start panicking like people ITT saying it’s going to be the end of the world? The point of my post is not to never short the market but that people on /biz/ announce every week that some new catastrophe is going to happen and it’s taken years to finally materialize. And when it does, it is thus far minor compared to the gains that could have been made upward.
EWY puts saving my portfolio today. Coronavirus in South Korea is gonna go wild, get in while you can.
>>17473065Adding this to my bulls btfo folder lmao. Enjoy waging for the rest of your life.
>>17473077You profit when we sell not when we buy, and I'm sure as shit not selling this low like these absolutely braindead boomers are doing.
Everyone buy Altria. Smokers are going to get their cigarettes either way.It will print money no matter what.
>>17473051>>17473077Buy and hold, I've been cashing out over the last year for a new dip. This is it.
>>17473085boomer, plsif you want to use your money like a retard then sure, you will eventually be fine in a few years. but 50k loss is nothing to be proud of.
props to the one guy that just wanted to eat something exotic, what a chad.
>>17473004I'll give you 2, maybe three bull months this year on your way down to -60%, deal?
>>17472987XOM does look good to me rn
>>17472989i unrealized gained about $85K last year (not including my contributions), so I'm still way up. when the market comes back in the next 2-18 months, I'll have more shares for a faster ride back to the top and at a higher yield
>>17473109Fuck off, you dumb coping retard. >GEE, I'm so glad I didn't take my money out of the market and not lose 12%
>>17473109I made gains all the way up to the crash. I was playing at the top too. Caught weekly calls on NVDA running up and other plays to keep the gains rolling in.Also the puts in Asia while USA was ATH after ATH made money.
>>17473114Based boomer (in denial) holding his stocks until his lungs succumb to Wuflu
Trump impeachment when?
>>17473123or you could just bet against the index like a sane human
Jesus Christ the market is bleeding badly right now.Remember to buy the dip.
Can I get in on options without lying? Lying makes me feel like a bad person.
>>17473138>7 trillion dollar soup>Hope it was worth it Zhang0.2% Fatality rate is a helluva drug, stay safe out there people take care of your loved ones.
>>17473130its only a real loss if you sell. I still have the same equity in the companies I own and I'll still get paid out the dividend, which will get me more shares than if the market kept going up, and I'll buy more shares than I would at market highs. this is the way
>>17472202>CHIMERICA?>>17472339uhhhh I don't even know Cara...I think people are really scared. And we all know cracks are forming.I was hoping to YIKES out as soon as employment numbers worsened, and that would be my signal that the American consumer could no longer sustain the global economy.I think the psychological significance of the trillion dollar deficit level was BIG. And a BIOLOGICAL crisis might be more alarming than a financial crisis.>>17472345>>17472532It's bad.DCA'd down on SVXY, KO calls, LMT.All crashing.The year of the pig is one of the most bullish.I never checked on how the year of the rat does.
>>17473112Why South Korea in particular?
>>17473065Are you at least getting your sevrence check?
>sellAny company that hasn't yet issued a statement about wuflu>buy Any company that has (i.e. Astra who have been pounded for it over the past few days)
>>17472962The numbers are not even comparable yet though, maybe in like 7-8 decades if things keep on going as they are
>>17473168/pol/ warned you that China hit the big red "shut it down" button.
>>17472900The fed can just print more. It has been doing it for a long time now. Money isn't real. The economy isn't real. It is all just numbers of a screen.
>>17473179>>17473065lmao zoomers btfo
>tomorrow or Monday FED will pamp it>No way do Democrats elect a socialist while 401K down 15%, either Biden or Bloomberg wins Saturday>SARS did this exact thing and we went up a ton after down to the percent>March is a good month historically>housing is actually booming right now if you check the numbers, just means a new set of companies can boom with low China exposure like HD, CAT, COST, F, T, whatever man do your own ddBut shit guys I don't know maybe we'll go down another 14% just like late 2018, might need someone to say the virus is dead and Stock Summer will be a thing first.
WHERES THE BOTTOM GOD DAMNIT
>>17473199well every board has a hate boner for /pol/ (since they're always right) so they didn't listen
>tfw new account a week ago>not approved for options yet>all I can do is buy and HODLAbout to just start stocking up on as much cheap shit as much and as long as I can and just avoid looking at my balance for a couple of months. Tired of these fucking smug bears and hope you lose all of your money on a couple of bad gambles
Wait I think I know what's going on here.... We're experiencing a reverse short squeeze. Because there's so many puts out there, the Jews who sold everybody a bunch of put options have to short sell stock to limit their downside risk. This results in people buying more puts and the Jews short selling even more stock to cover their ass.
Trump has to be shitting himself silly right now
>>17473209stop it bullplease stop bringing up sars 1
>>17473206Sorry for starting my career at the wrong time I guess.I don't know what to do, I don't have a job and we are plunging towards recession.
>>17473197What do you mean? Shit is cheap as fuck right now.As soon as Corona blows over, shit will go back up.
>>17473206I turned my portfolio around. Monday was my all time high, just reached it again today. Good thing I pay attention to world events and I don't listen to people who use "burger" to describe a happening. Guess I'm king of the zoomers. Novelburger champion.
>>17473221everyone trades in options at huge volumesgives the market some momentum
>>17473227Even /pol/ has turned against him. This is the end of him.
>>17473237all you had to do was listen to bobo posters little zoomzoom
>>17473065>emergency fund>stock portfolioDeserve it
>>17473184SVXY will be fine, good even! KO calls to hedge against inflation is good 2, dunno about LMT <3>>17473204ohhh I remember you talked bout this in 2018 :0
>>17473050>it goes back to normal in a couple of yearsnot always
>>17473221market is too large for small sinister groups to have any effect, this is the everything bubble finally coming to a long overdue close.
>>17473168>>17473251I wish everyone could be as smart as you
>>17473255>>17473258I mean I just started my job and had no savings. I just did ETF matching with my employer for a few months but then it went tits up.I've only worked for a few months and have no idea what to do...
>>17473268>The world has turned japaneseno
>>17473206meh, zoomers bought in euprohia (not even remotely ath hedging whatsoever) while nasdaq was literally going vertical
>>17473238>as soon as corona blows overIt won't happen until June at the earliest.
>>17473274imagine having such shitty luck at the lottery of life and being born like that. oof
>>17473275ANY stocks and shares need to be a longer horizon investment. You should have been cashing out over the last year anyway.
>>17473275If it was your emergency fund you should have had a stop loss on it.
>>17472598Fake meat is easy to make, bynd is overpriced trash that will get it's shit pushed in as BigFood enters the market
I want to dump 5,000 dollars into SOXL but I'm terrified the bottom is still a long way down.
>>17473286zoomers thought they would be the new boomers, when they were the new millennials
>>17473286pokimane was the top signal, coronavirus just brought it on
Futures down nearly 1300, expect a 2000 point loss tomorrow before the weekend, continues on monday.
>contraction + deflation + debt
>>17473302>>17473300I don't really know how these things work. I was just trying to focus on getting my career started and now that's over.I guess I'm a NEET now too.
Does anyone remember how much dow fell in 2009?
To think all it took was a nothingburger to tank the economy back to the stone age.
>>17473112SK is priced in, France and Germany are the countries to watch
>>17473316Stop dude you're gonna make my hardon explode.
>>17473330All the better when it gets contained and eradicated and people who were correctly buying instead of selling get to make more money.
>>17473300>>17473302It was his employer match 401k thing, a sensible thing to do while setting aside any portion of his paycheck he can.>>17473307FunnyI want to dump money into SOXS to hedge my long positions.
>>17473329-34% I think
>>17473328>dabbling in shit you don't understand with your 'emergency fund'Peak fucking zoomer. Here's some good advice: if you live in a city sign up to deliveroo and start getting paid for exercise.
>>17473328We've all had losers dude, it happens. Well, now you have plenty of time to read up and learn.You still holding onto lots of shares or did you cash out what's left of it?
Sorry guys , if I buy this how the fuck do I make money? It seems to easy. Wtf. This seems like free money
i decided to hold all of my puts position overnight. hope i dont get anally raped by a fat green candle at open. literally every single one of my predictions came true today tho so im feeling pretty good in assuming tomorrow is going to be pure fucking anarchy.
>>17473358Still have shares. >>17473355No man the 8k is my emergency fund. I have like 20k in the market... well it was 20k.I'm just scared I won't be able to get another tech job if the economy crashes.
>>17473354>>17473329Who cares about the past, boomers.
Tomorrow is going to be Black Friday 2
>>17473198>The numbers are not even comparable yet thoughR u sure?
>>17472657They always fall in the beginning of recessions as people hold cash due to uncertainty, gold pumps later when it's realized this isn't going to be a momentary thing
>>17473184SPY 316 March>b-b-b-ut Reetsu what aboutSILENCE
It all adds up. The S&P has formed two triple tops, one near term and one since the 90s. All the signs point to a recession this year. I may be a bear but I'm still scared of what's to come. This isn't just about numbers, think about the impact on society as a whole.
>>17473303More to that... people aren't going to pay a premium for fake meat when they're having a hard enough time affording real meat.As others have pointed out, retail demand is probably going to crater across the board as people don't know how deep the hole is, where the bottom is, or how it will effect them and their job
How do I make money on stopks tomorrow?
>>17473377Oh it was your employment pension thing that yanks have? Well bad luck then. Still 8k seems like a good cushion, time to get ready to go the chad self-employed route if you can't find another.
>>17473348Yeah it will be over soon breh, I've been dropping a few dollars on cheap shit, just going to wait this thing out and let the money roll in later. I made a few hundred bucks on puts this week but that was really just to hedge against my buys.
>>17473237>Sorry for starting my career at the wrong time I guess.millennial_smiling.jpg
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-02-25/hedge-funds-ramped-up-leverage-in-stocks-just-before-market-rout>Funds went all in during parabolic euphoria phase past few weeks
>>17473268>>17473285New thread theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWWwM2wwMww
>>17473400fuck societybottom text
>have a recession proof job>it's taking xrays of peoples lungsjust can't win can I
>>17473413What would you suggest for self employment as a young tech person with not much background?
>>17473410Pay attention to the bull traps, short.
Newfag watching my pennies vanish, why didn’t I wait? I did get some SNSS at 78 pennies each but that’s about it
>>17472962based birth control killing japan
>>17473400Why would you care about society?
>>17473427EYO THESE NIGGAS FINNA BOUT TO GET DABBED ON
>>17473433I hope you like OT
>>17473433youll have a job. but youll be dead.
>>17473433Don't worry, China treats doctors and nurses as heroes after they die.
>>17473435Heating and cooling. The people who call you are either freezing with no heat or boiling with now air conditioner.It's not the most glamorous job, but if you do it right and you own the company you can get rich
take me down to the paradise citywhere the grass is green and the girls are prettyoh wont you please take me home
>>17473441You deserve everything bad that happens to you for falling for a faggot retard tripfags LARP.
>THIS REALLY IS THE END
>>17473433>>it's taking xrays of peoples lungsf
>>17473112>>17473339also keep in mind that Germany's economy was tanking before the virus happenings already.>>17473372god speed to you wizard, I also chose to hold few puts overnight.
>>17473441You need to get hold of some capital over the next weeks and slam it in and buy the dip. This will make you.
>>17473377relax, there will be demand for tech
>>17473362You could lose all of that in a blink of an eye
>>17473372There is going to be a massive sell-off to end all sell-offs EOD tomorrow so you're fine.Monday might be the rally, absolutely no chance of tomorrow ending green.
>>17472615Sit tight Anon, we're gonna make it
At this point I think they're just using the coronavirus as an excuse for a correction desu senpai
>>17473238>when corona blows overhe doesn't know
THANK YOU BOBO
and WALLAH, just like that, the futures turned green
>>17473441my guy, 21 dollars is chump change. even if you're minimum wage that's a little over an hour's worth of bullshitting at your job. just put in a lot more money and trade carefully.
>>17473435What part of 'tech' is your experience in? With regard to 'not having much background' the secret to self-employment success is having massive balls and lying. Also outsourcing.
>>17473523based, but watch your risk level
>>17473527wow, just like yesterday, and the day before that, and the day before that, and the day before that...
>>17473433if you work anywhere competent at all then they will have you working in complete protective gear.In our ER, whoever is triaging patients has to have complete PPE on just in case it's airborne.
>>17472535Minimize the amount of stocks you have. Just have small amounts/amounts you would be okay with if the markets rebounded. Either keep your cash aside(and be ready to buy) or put it in etfs (gold, silver, precious metals).
>>17473377You could use whatever you have in the market as a hedge in case of a recession.
>>17473427Hahahahaha.Bogleheads STAY WINNING
>>17473105>cashing out at the top then buying back in attempting to time the market,no, because my capital gains would create a massive tax issue. Taxes for the long term gains would close to the $50K unrealized loss. here I don't have to pay the tax man, I don't have to sell anything, I get to continue to collect divvies and I can expend my available cash to buy the dip. win, win, win, win
>>17473523What in the fuck did you buy?What is your play tomorrow?
>>17473466Newfag problems I guess >>17473478I barely make above min wage so not sure how I’ll do that>>17473536I’ll try
>>17473661New ID. TSLA puts. Tomorrow puts on SPCE
>>17473805Wow- great put!SPCE dropped almost 25% today, what makes you think it has further to go? Apart from the fact millions of people will be dead or starving and not really want to go to space.
>>17473433That’s the job I want!But I can’t remember a trochanter from a trochlear notch.
>>17472838I liquidised Mon, tossed it into inverse ETFs and am up over Weds ATHs
>SPY 294.97OH SHIT
>>17472762If I set up a Robinhood account. Right now, can I do this tomorrow?