/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.17470215]

Alright /biz/cels. Rule #1 of Sex-Having: Assume every woman wants to fuck you; if they aren,'t already thinking about it, they just aren't consciously aware of it yet. Dubs gets rule #2.

[Anonymous No.17470727]

Rule #2

[Anonymous No.17470786]

>>17470215
Rule 2: Link should be your number 1 holding.

[Anonymous No.17471228]

>>17470215
Hello, based department? I have an OP I have to report.

[Anonymous No.17471241]

>>17470215
dont show interest

[Anonymous No.17471296]

DUBS

[Anonymous No.17471698]

>>17470215
ok but how do I go from that to sex

[Anonymous No.17471703]

>>17471228
Thank you my good man. Still here, still waiting on dubs

[Anonymous No.17471732]

>>17471698
Will be explained in rule #2

[Anonymous No.17471749]

>>17471703
I will not let you down my famiglia.

[Anonymous No.17471751]

Let me just end this entire thread right now

[Anonymous No.17471789]

>>17471703
Check these my famalam.

[Anonymous No.17471792]

>>17471751
He is based and red pilled. If he knew the correct use of your/you’re I would fuck him.

[Anonymous No.17471830]

>>17471703
Ask and you shall recieve.

[Anonymous No.17471840]

dubzz

[Anonymous No.17471853]

>>17470215
Rule two is OP is a faggot and sage.

[Anonymous No.17471859]

so many posts and I still can't get dubz

[Anonymous No.17471869]

respect the wammens plz

[Anonymous No.17471898]

dubs on dubs on dubs on dubs

[Anonymous No.17472032]

rule #2:never shower. your pheromones will attract women like /biz/ attracts pajeets.

[Anonymous No.17472040]

No dubs in thread
Biz def not meant to have sex

[Anonymous No.17472057]

check 'em

[Anonymous No.17472085]

Rule #2: paint your face brown and act belligerent with poor English

[Anonymous No.17472109]

Rule 2
Stop means stop, no means descalate and try again a few minutes later

[Anonymous No.17472114]

>>17470215
woman are worthless
and need to be made feel special

[Anonymous No.17472134]

Rolling

[Anonymous No.17472149]

>>17470215
Hey son. Please let me get a quick glance at your phone number and then I’ll send you a picture of the time.
Girl you can come to my house and get her to do something for me and she can get it and get me back.

[Anonymous No.17472151]

Rule 2# all white boy twinks should be forced feminized into sissy chastity and made to serve a black man in a daddy dom scenario for the rest of eternity

[Anonymous No.17472187]

Rule 2# all white boy twinks should be forced feminized into sissy chastity and made to serve a black man in a daddy dom scenario for the rest of eternity.

[Anonymous No.17472191]

rule #2 be yourself

[Anonymous No.17472198]

>>17472187
what

[Anonymous No.17472214]

>>17471792
post tits or u g a y

[Anonymous No.17472216]

This thread really needs dubs

[Anonymous No.17472247]

>>17470215
rule #2
If her dick is shorter than yours, it's not gay.

[Anonymous No.17472274]

>>17472214
This board has seen more of my tits than the times all of you have had sex combined.

[Anonymous No.17472290]

>>17471751
Don't do this 24/7. You become labelled as a troll and it loses its effect.

[Anonymous No.17472355]

Kek I actually want someone to get some dubs I need sex

[Anonymous No.17472415]

>>17472355
Finally.

[Anonymous No.17472458]

>>17472187
Based

[Anonymous No.17472503]

>>17472355
based we're all gonna have sex lads

[Anonymous No.17472531]

>biz is rich
>biz needs sex
just pay an escort lmao

[Anonymous No.17472536]

>>17472032
My pubic hair area starts smelling terrible even after a few days, Anon. Such that even I can smell it. I'm really not sure that I want to go shopping smelling like this. Or would this be a chad move/sign of high t?

[Anonymous No.17472969]

>>17472355
rule #2: be above 5'11

[Anonymous No.17473850]

>>17472355
Rule #2:the pens goes in the vagina (but sometimes the mouth or anus)

[Anonymous No.17473882]

>>17472355
Rule #2: the penis goes in the vagina (and sometimes the mouth or anus)

[Anonymous No.17473953]

>>17470215
Based, this is hard to do at first but it's surprisingly manageable to literally brainwash yourself into believing absolute lies like this after a while.

And then after a bit it actually becomes true.

[Anonymous No.17474071]

>>17470215
New rule grab ‘em by the fuckin’ pussy.

[Anonymous No.17474110]

Rule #2 is important to know ahead of time.
Rule #3: be nice, but don't be a "nice guy"
Rule #4: act disinterested, but not in them as a person. Engage with them, but don't make it obvious that you are out to fuck them. Come off as too disinterested and they might think you really aren't dtf or worse yet you'll look like a dick.
Rule #5: if you are gonna compliment them, make the complement about their clothes or something other than their appearance, and don't give too many compliments.

[Anonymous No.17474448]

I want to make it so I wouldn't have to learn "the game" and just go up to any girl in my Italian suit and a nice watch and just say "Hey wanna go on an adventure?" and by adventure I mean fuck in my Mercedes.