/SMG/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.17467911]

Baking Bread Edition

popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

basic stock market terminology:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Risk management: (lame)
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free charting tools:
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

Stock screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

Basic rundown on lean hogs:
http://www.theoptionsguide.com/lean-hogs-futures-buying.aspx

List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/
popular brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

Real-time market news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free charting tools:
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

Stock screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener

Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

Basic rundown on lean hogs:
http://www.theoptionsguide.com/lean-hogs-futures-buying.aspx

List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>>17466919

[Anonymous No.17467937]

first for fuck tripfags

[Anonymous No.17467955]

>the pokimane tweet was the top

[Anonymous No.17467957]

Hail CoronaChan

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17467971]

fucking dow down 650

[Anonymous No.17467981]

>>17467957
Thank you

[Anonymous No.17467982]

Should I ditch my puts on Ford and nio to double my put on apt at this level?
I kind of like the green and think both Ford and n i o have a ways to go still

[Anonymous No.17467983]

>>17467905
@supermagutu
@georgegammon
@ihors3
@bettingbruiser
@balajis

i follow a lot of the same people as you do too, but those are some extras.

[Anonymous No.17467984]

Can anyone else not withdrawl funds from robinhood? Its been cleared months ago and sat as liquid for a week.

[Anonymous No.17467991]

Is there any way I can buy oil directly without buying those big number future contract?

[Anonymous No.17467994]

I sold a VIX call hoping to buy back in cheaper :(

[Anonymous No.17468000]

>>17467911
who else here LAKE and AHPI?

[Anonymous No.17468007]

>>17467971
dow is like little baby
watch this

[Anonymous No.17468014]

>>17467983
Who should I follow for bull tears

[Anonymous No.17468018]

>>17467991
you mean like a barrel of oil?

[Anonymous No.17468022]

....sava....non.....p...pend....y...

[Anonymous No.17468026]

Ignorant person here. Is it realistic to be able to make a decent living playing the stock market as opposed to doing a regular job? If you're only starting with a little bit of money I mean.

[Anonymous No.17468042]

>>17468014
probably hedge funds. retards overleveraged themselves last year. a lot of people have cashed out their positions in early february once everyone was reporting on corona chan being a big deal.

[Anonymous No.17468046]

>>17468018
Yes, but also without having to pay for their physical storage fee

[Anonymous No.17468049]

DOW 29500 by April

[Anonymous No.17468050]

PUT THE HENTAI BACK IN THE OP YOU FUCKS

[Anonymous No.17468051]

>>17468026
No.

[Anonymous No.17468052]

>>17468026

Might as well make a living playing craps

[Anonymous No.17468058]

>>17467905

@INVESTMENTHULK
@Wu_Tang_Finance
@FreefallCapital
@RaoulGMI
@chigrl
@TCG_CrisisRisks (geopolitical risk)
@goldencaskcap (pro CCP)
@BaldingsWorld (anti CCP)

[Wizard !!K+1g+BBYgz6 No.17468060]

>>17468026
no

[Anonymous No.17468061]

>>17467911
Is mgm going down? Why the fuck is it pumping?

[Anonymous No.17468065]

>>17468026
nah. you need at least 6 figs to consider making chump change. a milly to consider doing it full time id say. unless you YOLO it every trade at which point youll get REKT sooner than later as trade turns sour.

[Anonymous No.17468066]

>>17468014
neel kashkari lol

>>17467983
>georgegammon
Absolutely based

[Anonymous No.17468070]

>>17468049
maximum delusion.

We are going to 20k

[Anonymous No.17468071]

>>17468050
I was going to in the other thread but I don't have the link.

[Anonymous No.17468073]

I know some are tired of reading this but some haven't seen it and right now is when they need to read it the most:
SSO (DBPG for euroanons) is a 2x leveraged ETF based on the S&P 500 and it is one of the few leveraged ETFs that existed before the Great Financial Crisis of 2008. Had you bought SSO (DBPG) at the literal top of the market before the recession in October 2007, as of this moment you would have gains of 176%. Had you bought the underlying SPY on the same day you would have gains of 98%. So had you bought the leveraged ETF, even at the worst possible time, you still would have ended up with almost double the gains today.
Remember this the next time somebody throws shade on leveraged ETFs because of volatility decay. Buy the index based leveraged ETFs and win. Simple as that. And start buying now. Coronavirus could be as bad as the GFC and if you start buying in now with a little money and buy in more later as the prices drop you will still come out much better in the long run than doing nothing at all. I'm buying and I'll be here when this thing is over to brag about my gains. Do not be afraid. We will get through this and this is your opportunity. Join me and get rich.
>nb4 >we

[Anonymous No.17468079]

Rally to 307 then the greatest dump of all time please. bored at work and i want to oh no no no post.

[Anonymous No.17468081]

https://www.vanguardinvestor.co.uk/articles/latest-thoughts/markets-economy/coronavirus-outbreak-offers-plenty-uncertainty
>lol just ignore it it's probably fine

[Anonymous No.17468084]

How do you feel about going heavy into grocery stocks since food rushes are about to increase

[Anonymous No.17468087]

all in the inverse ETF's

hehehehehhe

bring the blood

blood on the streets

fear!!! bring it!!! SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT

[WeedBrahski !6YaY21J9x2 No.17468089]

trip check.. 1..2...3.. check... check.

[Anonymous No.17468090]

>>17468073

QRD?

[Anonymous No.17468091]

>>17468014
@rampcapitalllc

[Anonymous No.17468101]

Dont try and predict the next hour or next day, thats foolish.

Think of the long term trends, think of the impact this virus will have, think of whats going to happen when cluster cases pop up in NY or california, think of the pending bear market thats englufing us, think of the dropping earnings, reduced spending and global recession were about to enter, think of the dozens of national name brand CEO's that just exit scammed, think of the agitated political space and try and predict where the market is going to be in 1 month, 3 months or a year.

That is the answer your looking for.

[Anonymous No.17468104]

>>17468090
QRD:
When you feel the dip has dipped and you're ready to buy make sure you are buying leveraged ETFs for max gains

[Anonymous No.17468108]

[Anonymous No.17468113]

Corona is a joke the CCP will force thier citizens to work in any conditions, when the media starts talking about how all the chinese workers have returned and factories are back in operation we will return to normal, which is the eternal bull run with no brakes. You cant stop the Cabal.

[Anonymous No.17468119]

>>17468101
YES!!! YESSSSSSSSSS

[WeedBrahski !6YaY21J9x2 No.17468121]

>>17468066
>>>17467983 (You)
>>georgegammon
>Absolutely based
i actually find him to be most insightful.

[Anonymous No.17468131]

>>17468071
I found it in the archive:
https://nhentai.net/g/156153/

[Anonymous No.17468134]

>>17468113
This is the cabal's plan you dummy, this is a set up to crash the economy

[WeedBrahski !6YaY21J9x2 No.17468135]

>>17468101
based and coronaviruspilled

[Anonymous No.17468141]

>>17468113
Pretty much. We will get some scares from US infections tho.

[Anonymous No.17468144]

>>17468070
Good choice the monthly looks like pure shit.

[Anonymous No.17468145]

Casinos still go down, right?

[Anonymous No.17468148]

im posting this thread on my instagram

[Anonymous No.17468151]

>>17467957
THANK YOU BASED CORONA CHAN

[Anonymous No.17468164]

>>17468079
Same f a m

[Anonymous No.17468166]

need some feedback
>>17467982

[Anonymous No.17468180]

Alright, testing highs again

[Anonymous No.17468183]

TRADE

TALK

OPTIMISM

[Anonymous No.17468184]

CHRIST

This is already an historic selloff isn’t it? This is fucking wild.

[Anonymous No.17468189]

>>17468101
>Think of the long term trends, think of the impact this virus will have, think of whats going to happen when cluster cases pop up in NY or california, think of the pending bear market thats englufing us, think of the dropping earnings, reduced spending and global recession were about to enter, think of the dozens of national name brand CEO's that just exit scammed, think of the agitated political space and try and predict where the market is going to be in 1 month, 3 months or a year.

my dick is SO HARD

[Anonymous No.17468194]

Its weird how both conservatives and liberals have said for the past couple of years the only way to beat the rise of nationalism, trumpism and conservatism is economic downturn or uncertainty. then magically there is a small outbreak and the mass media blows it into a worldwide panic. Literally more people die from slipping on banana peels in a month than have died from corona virus.

I guess im just saying this is pretty obviously a ruse but I guess everyone is buying into it.

[Anonymous No.17468199]

Also none of the people corona will kill are valuable to the market, most will be old faggot boomers or minorities

[Anonymous No.17468207]

uh oh stonks are down oh no

[Anonymous No.17468214]

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

[WeedBrahski !6YaY21J9x2 No.17468219]

from a completely technical point of view, a weekly close here for SNSS is actually very good. a sell-off/pullback after 4 green weekly candles is going to happen. if we dont completely crater the chart, continuation should follow next week. im not saying to buy in, but if youre holding, the chart looks good.

[Anonymous No.17468220]

>>17468101
INSHALLAH

[Anonymous No.17468226]

>>17468207
>stonks rotated is skuots
Based Rippetoe.

[Anonymous No.17468230]

>>17468207

[Anonymous No.17468231]

>>17468214
What if I sell covered calls tho

[Anonymous No.17468233]

>>17468194
They are. It was a perfect call actually. They needed a downturn so they unleashed a virus in China where it would be bad and no one would believe numbers anyway. Now it's just sowing panic everywhere. If it up and vanishes in warm weather they may have done it too early though.

[Anonymous No.17468237]

>>17468214
>cuts dividend
>share price tumbles further
THREADLY REMINDER THAT PUT OPTIONS ARE YOUR FREN

[Anonymous No.17468238]

>>17468184
Yes - almost 10% in 5 days is big

[Anonymous No.17468241]

Still holding, never gonna sell.

[Anonymous No.17468243]

>>17468101
DOW 40K BY 2025

[Anonymous No.17468247]

Now that I'm done dumping IBIO for small change, it decided a good 118% pump today was in good order. FUCK!

[Anonymous No.17468255]

>>17468243


see


>>17468070

[Anonymous No.17468256]

>>17468241
based

[Anonymous No.17468258]

>>17468194
What? Nationalism will surge as the failures of globalism come clear. Who the fuck would moderate their politics in a broken economy?

[Anonymous No.17468264]

So US recession very soon?

[Anonymous No.17468267]

>>17468241
based retard

[Credit Spread Officer No.17468274]

>>17468264
No, this is the Golden Dip

[Anonymous No.17468275]

>>17468238
it's not retards, just open a fucking chart

[Anonymous No.17468278]

>>17468194
I thought history have shown that economic downturn will only fuel conservatism and nationalism, just like Japan and Germany in 1930s

[Anonymous No.17468282]

>>17468264
We outlawed recessions in 2016 actually

[Anonymous No.17468284]

>>17468241
youll succeed eventually

[Anonymous No.17468285]

>>17468264

>recession

OH NO NO NO NO

[Anonymous No.17468288]

WHY IS TRIP ADVISOR GOING UP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.17468290]

>>17468258
socialists. see 1930s america New Deal etc

[Anonymous No.17468294]

>>17467911
>Stuck on HBM at 3.69 per share
>It's at 2.40 because of correction/corona and low EPS

This sucks.
I'm down 6k

[Anonymous No.17468295]

>>17468241
You didn't hedge at all

[Anonymous No.17468298]

Real boring, wheres my big fat red dildo

[Anonymous No.17468307]

I’ve been swinging my 1k TMDX stack like it’s a pajeet shitcoin instead of a future industry leader. It feels really dirty but I’ve made 4k this week. I’m actually going to hold through Friday tho, earnings 2/3 and conference 2/4.

[Anonymous No.17468308]

>>17468194
>the only way to beat the rise of nationalism, trumpism and conservatism is economic downturn or uncertainty.
Only a fucking moron would think that. We are living in nuWeimar. Only an idiot would think that economic collapse would work in favor of the status quo. How can someone spend so much time obsessing about the rise of the NSDAP and yet learn nothing about what transpired?

[Anonymous No.17468309]

People will stop paying for their cars and houses but will not lose them because SARS is going to infect 40-60% of the country and nobody in their right mind is going to help kick possibly infected people out of their houses or repossesstheir cars since that has a huge chance of getting them infected too.

Hourly workers will worry about paying for food but not rent. Someone tells you to leave, just say you've been coughing. Someone tries to physically remove you, tell them you feel sick. Nobody else is going to want to move into the apartment after someone with a cold moved out in the middle of a pandemic where the most common symptoms could look like a cold or flu before becoming deadly.

The stock market has so much room to fall. Don't know how fast the fed moves but if the CDC really doesn't do more testing of their own and continues to forbid anyone else from testing (which honestly appears deliberately malicious now) until mid-March (as I read in one Hawaiian paper explaining why Hawaii was going to ask another country for testing kits) then maybe the fed will have a window during the next few weeks to do something before we start having the scary doublings of confirmed cases from 2000 to 4000 to 8000 etc.

However, how much can they do? And if they pick a plan, how fast can they react to changing conditions?

Honestly, even if things don't get much worse than they are now and your life is only disrupted to the point that might happen due a hurricane, this drop still is only half the level of the 2018 one that didn't have a world-threatening SARS pandemic behind it. Late 2018 was -18%, wasn't it? While we're still only at -9% this week? The absence of a deadly SARS pandemic tanked the market to -18%, how far do you think it can go in the presence of one?

We're nowhere near -18% on this dip even if this pandemic happens without any other single event that sparks a greater dip.

[Anonymous No.17468310]

Testing highs again. 300 point upswing following the 500 one earlier. We are climbing.

[Anonymous No.17468312]

Welp the Stock Market is fucked. guess im voting for Bernie and hoping the government will pay off all my debt.

[Anonymous No.17468321]

>>17468288
People can't travel now so they'll just read reviews online for their vacations.

[Anonymous No.17468324]

>>17468288
PPT, don't worry though. Bobo will bend them over and plunge

[Anonymous No.17468326]

>>17468237
>cuts dividend
>sells entire holding and invests in something safer

FIFY. Let me know the last time $KO cut its dividend, i'll wait

[Anonymous No.17468329]

>>17468275
5 year chart doesnt exist for these retards

[Anonymous No.17468330]

>>17468298
This. I want to see a real meltdown so that I can score some cheap blue chips.

[Anonymous No.17468331]

>>17468241

Dont feel bad, anybody who bought calls is going to lose their entire premiums in the next year.

[Anonymous No.17468336]

Is buying resort puts a mistake, the fuck?

[Anonymous No.17468344]

>>17468309
Good post but keep in mind not all the people who default will be actively infected and there's always unscrupulous boomer retards with a CDL looking to make a buck

[Anonymous No.17468347]

Just a reminder for emotional cucks that the SPX has had >10% dips 40% of the time

[Anonymous No.17468353]

>>17468184
>an historic
kys

[Anonymous No.17468356]

>>17468326
a TwO pErCeNt DiViDeNd??!

fuck off boomer lmao

[Anonymous No.17468358]

>>17468347
>40% of the time
as in 40% of the years?

[WeedBrahski !6YaY21J9x2 No.17468360]

>>17468309
the funny thing about CDC not testing is that people are taking to social media commenting directly under their coronavirus and other social media ones relating to it how they have the symptoms that match CVD but were declined a test because "they didnt mean the protocol" for a test. the storm is just beginning to brew and its going to be fucking biblical guys. the longer they put it off as "just the flu bro" the more overwhelmed the system will get.

[Anonymous No.17468361]

>>17468309
And here are some events that could still happen and spark a greater dip:- Public panic, people panic shopping etc as the first confirmed cases start doubling

- Given Italy has locked down cities there's a chance of other European and even US cities being locked down. Bet an NYC lockdown is not priced in.

- Bet a 10-20% death rate including the young and healthy isn't priced in either but that also can't be ruled out as a serious possibility given NYT confirmed earlier this week that there was a day when 32/229 = 14% of the Italian confirmed cases were in the ICU or dead. For something that could hit 40-60% of the population, 10% needing the ICU to help them breathe is just going to be 10% dead because there's probably at most 150k machines that can provide that kind of support in the entire US and most of them are likely already in use for people with serious diseases before SARS 2 showed up. Add that to the 2-5% death rate even going by the current downplayed+ optimistic numbers that also have the benefit of a
healthcare system that hasn't been strained yet and we could see 12-15% death rates from this thing that spreads more easily than the flu.

- Bet a full pause of the US workforce for an entire month or more because everyone is too afraid to go to work hasn't been priced in either.

- Given this probably spreads exponentially, something like half the total to be infected may all get infected around the same time near the end of the infected. Sounds like a recipe for peak fear, probably has not been priced in because who could possibly price that?

Don't know how much QE it would take to support prices or make a recovery *right now*, but if any of those above possibilities occur then the market is gonna fall even harder and farther.

[Anonymous No.17468362]

>>17468194
>beat nationalism with an outbreak that could literally only occur with globalist policies
>giving everyone with isolationist tendencies the perfect fodder to make them shut up
>showcasing the instability of a globalized economy to grow support for globalism
Oh, also,
>people become less radical in hard times
That's going to be a no to all of the above.

[Anonymous No.17468369]

Tomorrow would be an absolute rapefest

[Anonymous No.17468373]

>>17468226
eyy

[Anonymous No.17468382]

>>17468356
I'm getting a 13% dividend yield on cost on my KO shares. This will continue to rise even though I'm not adding any shares and haven't for some years.

I probably DRIP'd more than you invested in 2019.

[WeedBrahski !6YaY21J9x2 No.17468384]

oh yeah, and unlike china where theyre actually oppresed and MADE come into work and doctors/nurses are shipped across the country to contain the virus, in a capitalist system like the great america, doctors/nurses will just check out and not report in, why risk getting infected over some cash? theyre already loaded from fleecing the system.

[Anonymous No.17468387]

Can we expect the markets to continue dropping or are we beginning to see a correction? Trying to figure out if I should dump my puts. Pic unrelated

[Anonymous No.17468393]

>>17468369
You mean red markets again?

[Anonymous No.17468398]

Based Greg

[Anonymous No.17468403]

>>17468387
>pic unrelated

[Anonymous No.17468405]

I was going to use my index fund to buy a house this year.... It's down 6,000 this week.... I'm really fucking upset.

[WeedBrahski !6YaY21J9x2 No.17468408]

>>17468387
deadcat bounces and crab markets until fall at the earliest, IMO.

[Anonymous No.17468411]

>>17467955
>tfw this is the monkey paw on the ethot bubble burst
>tfw roving corona survivors spend their hard-earned Nails at eThot Stream Stations peppered throughout the wasteland

[Anonymous No.17468412]

>>17468387
forgot pic. im an idiot

[Anonymous No.17468421]

>>17468275
>>17468329
I meant in terms of how quickly and without any retracement the % is lost.

That can’t happen too often can it?

[Anonymous No.17468426]

>>17468290
>the New Deal was an attempt to crush nationalism
Let me guess, you are a fan of Glenn Beck?

[Anonymous No.17468427]

>>17468387
keep em

[Anonymous No.17468430]

DUMP MY PUTS OR HOLD

WHY THE FUCK IS MGM GOING UP

[Anonymous No.17468435]

The virus will fade away when summer arrives on the northern hemisphere and the stockmarket will hit new all time highs

[Anonymous No.17468436]

Meanwhile, $LINK is at $4 again.

>>17468382
>I'm getting a 13% dividend yield on cost on my KO shares
Huh? You bought KO at $13? Or what are you saying?

>>17468353
t. faggot who speaks a single language

[Anonymous No.17468437]

>>17468408
shut the fuck up idiot

[Anonymous No.17468439]

>>17468405
>buying a house while the stock market crashes
Holy shit you deserve what’s going to happen to you. Enjoy losing half your net worth in a week.

[Anonymous No.17468442]

>>17468382
Who the fuck invest? I've made more money on options in 1 day then you had for 6 months. suck my dick boomer

[Anonymous No.17468443]

>>17468194
Economic downturn increases nationalism and xenophobia though. Look at Yugoslavia, they were at each other's throats the moment Tito's bag expired.

[Anonymous No.17468446]

>>17468290
New Deal extended the Great Depression by 7 years and was only mitigated by the War push

[Anonymous No.17468448]

>>17468430
Your choice, friend
Market hasn't been bear-friendly for an hour and a half

[Anonymous No.17468451]

>>17468358
40% of the time, SPX is in a >10% dip

[Anonymous No.17468456]

>>17468405
Get fucked

[Anonymous No.17468457]

Whats going on, if this continues we will actually close green fuck that

[Anonymous No.17468466]

>>17468436
i bet you say "these data" too u trendy faggot. incidentally i'm positive my english skills are far superior to yours.

[Anonymous No.17468468]

>>17468436
My cost basis on KO is very, very low. It was the first stock I ever invested in and the only stock I invested in for some time

[Anonymous No.17468471]

Will be laughing at all the bullfags that buy into ANOTHER dip.

[Anonymous No.17468472]

>>17468430
should have dumped when the markets opened

[Anonymous No.17468474]

>>17468457
It has to dump after lunch. Theres no way that this is sustainable

[Anonymous No.17468481]

>>17468442
you made $300 in one day, congrats

[Anonymous No.17468484]

>all-in on the VISL low will offset all my losses in one day
Feels so fucking good man

[WeedBrahski !6YaY21J9x2 No.17468489]

>>17468439
based. buying illiquid assets like real estate is not the way to go if youre trying to make it, especially during a recession.

[Anonymous No.17468494]

>>17468474
Of course it's sustainable. Strong support at 26,000. We might not close green but we probably aren't going back below 500 down.

[Anonymous No.17468497]

Now this is stock racing.

[Anonymous No.17468499]

>>17468472
I did then I got greedy about mgm. Dont see how anyone could be confident in casinos or hotels.

Hopefully its Fed.tm market manipulation and this thing gets dumped on boomers who thought they bought the dip.

[Anonymous No.17468502]

>>17468457
stop watching it so closely. acknowledge that virus is fucking everything and go do somethign else. the short term trends dont matter. at least wait a couple hours before checking it.

[Anonymous No.17468503]

WE CALL THIS CAPITULATION

[Anonymous No.17468517]

>made 385 dumping tech puts on open

now I need F to crash and die. who knows, maybe I make 485 for the week

[Anonymous No.17468520]

>>17468481
that is big money for wagies

[Anonymous No.17468521]

>>17468439
That's exactly what I'm saying if you could read, you stupid nigger. THAT NOW THAT THE MARKET IS CRASHING I'M NOT BUYING A HOUSE. Is all of /biz/ this fucking retarded?

[Anonymous No.17468523]

yeah, im thinking we are back bullchads

[Anonymous No.17468528]

>>17468499
im on the same boat. I hope they dip before market close tomorrow

[Anonymous No.17468530]

>>17468481
I've made over 26k in one day, boomer. but keep buying your KO and your KHC. Do you own macey's too? warren you're a faggot go to hell

[Anonymous No.17468532]

Market making a full recovery!

[Anonymous No.17468533]

>>17468521
Yes.

[Anonymous No.17468536]

>>17468405
this is the problem with normies who think the market can only go up

[Anonymous No.17468541]

my low ball limit orders will NEVER be executed

feels bad bros

[Anonymous No.17468544]

>>17468502
Very true. I do expect a crab day today though. Longer term we are in a bear market but today we aren't tanking like Monday

[Anonymous No.17468546]

Alright next line of heros line up to catch the knife, buy the dip guys, dont worry everything is fine!

Buy the dip! somebody needs to hold the boomer bags before we tank another 30% this month

[Anonymous No.17468554]

>>17468523
And you fucking jinxed it

[Anonymous No.17468561]

>>17468494
Yup. That's a huge jump, and the biggest reversal we've seen during this correction.

[Anonymous No.17468564]

>>17468361
>a 10-20% death rate including the young and healthy
This is not going to happen.

[Anonymous No.17468572]

>>17468194
absolute nonsense. not the virus part, the other one. All major social changes have been propelled by major economic crisis.
However, I don't think this is it. It has been a horrible, horrible week and the consequences from this msm fuelled panic (with the total compliance of governments) will be bad, although not disastrous. Not what a real crash would look like.

The really weird thing would be if this would be it, I mean, they letting shit blow during trumps' first mandate, not the second. Expect a major middle-east war to recover from the losses.

[Anonymous No.17468576]

>>17468528
Doubled down. This thing is fucked. Best of luck friend, theres no way there isnt an absolute blood bath tomorrow

[Anonymous No.17468580]

>>17468502
true

cya lads

[Credit Spread Officer No.17468582]

anyone else play one of the fnnest games ever? simutrans? if so, can we be friends?

[Anonymous No.17468585]

Anyone else trying wacky EWJ puts? I have 03/20 45 already up over 100%

[Op No.17468599]

>>17468541
same here

[Anonymous No.17468600]

Let the media hype this shit and the rise of Sanders killing the US economy take the world economy to rock bottom, then buy up the day before election day in the US when Trump is relected you will make 150% profit

[Anonymous No.17468604]

>>17468295
Next time I'm gonna remember to hedge.

[WeedBrahski !6YaY21J9x2 No.17468606]

>>17468582
come play some fuckin runescape instead breh

[Anonymous No.17468616]

If the market isn't jumping ±1% every 30 minutes, I don't wanna bother with it.

[WeedBrahski !6YaY21J9x2 No.17468625]

WHAT WAS THAT?????????? SNSS UP 0.05 IN A SECOND.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17468630]

>>17468582
play anno 1800

[Anonymous No.17468632]

I've told you guys time and time again. Always dump on niggers. Once blacks start talking about the market, whether it be equities or crypto. It's time to fucking sell.

[Op No.17468637]

>>17468600
thats my plan

leverage

[Credit Spread Officer No.17468643]

>>17468606
>interacting with other people
>real time
>online

Miss me with that extroverted shit

[WeedBrahski !6YaY21J9x2 No.17468646]

>>17468632
IM THINKING THIS IS BASED

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17468654]

I don't think the bleeding has stopped. Just wait.

[Credit Spread Officer No.17468660]

>>17468630
>3d graphics

Would rather play the first Tropico honestly or even Roller Coaster Ty C O O N

[Anonymous No.17468661]

>>17468643
How am I supposed to watch stock charts at work if I'm playing a game

[WeedBrahski !6YaY21J9x2 No.17468668]

>>17468643
he doesnt play with
>public off
>private off
>clan chat off
NGMI

[Anonymous No.17468674]

>>17468632
But i've been here all along. How do you know you're not the only non-black here?

[Anonymous No.17468676]

>>17468530
post proof LARP and its not about daily gains, its about overall gains and losses, and i know my boomer portfolio is still outpacing yours. stay poor

[Anonymous No.17468685]

>>17468632
It's time to pull out everything but a small amount you can gable away. This shit is wild and you have to at least play with it.

[Anonymous No.17468691]

>>17468632
Joseph Kennedy is that you?

[Anonymous No.17468695]

>>17468643
based and never leave the house pilled

[Anonymous No.17468696]

AAAAAAAAAAAAND
WE’RE BLACK!

[Anonymous No.17468697]

>>17468674
Individuals don't matter. When you start seeing Dante on twitter talking about how he gotta get his TA gayme goin'. That's when you sell

[Anonymous No.17468706]

Post your themes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trinU3VD1Zo

[Anonymous No.17468708]

>>17468632
Holy based moly

[Anonymous No.17468712]

STRAP BACK IN

[Anonymous No.17468718]

>>17468632
Hey guys I’m black and I just bought a TON of SNSS put options

[Anonymous No.17468727]

it does look like it's holding on but feels like medium-term we're fucked in the ass

[Anonymous No.17468730]

>>17468451
Oh, from its previous ATH you mean. Interesting. Got a source for that?

[Anonymous No.17468731]

(-54.12%) Past Week

[Anonymous No.17468732]

>>17468706
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaDMYqUbOPU

[Anonymous No.17468733]

>>17467911
noob investor.

should i go 100% stock or is it okay to put 10-15% in etf/bonds? my dad told me i want really aggressive growth so i should max out on stocks but idk these new dips make me wish i had something more down to earth and stable

[Anonymous No.17468738]

>>17468676
>Yeah let me do a huge favor by telling you how much money you can make selling calls and buying puts
actually go fuck yourself boomer. Since you love divies so much buy more khc it will be 8% in no time with a payout of 500%, retard

[Anonymous No.17468740]

>>17468712
Market changing direction faster than you can fill captchas.

[Anonymous No.17468741]

>>17468712
Nahhh. Weak support at 26500 now. No more downward pressure today.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17468748]

>>17468733
what do you think etfs are?

[Anonymous No.17468749]

>>17468733
You're dad is a faggot and so are you
Invest in bonds

[Anonymous No.17468752]

>>17468731
does smg dab every time they lose a dollar?

[Anonymous No.17468757]

>>17468564
A 10% ICU rate will be a 10% death rate because there is not enough capacity to care for a fraction of 1% of the infected.

Once the ICUs fill up, anyone else who needs the ICU will die.

Note that Iran is reporting a 20% death including young people.

When you are not being treated, being in the US healthcare system will be no different from being in Iran. People will suffocate without breathing support while waiting in line in cleaner hospitals but in the same numbers.

Don't forget that this is literally SARS:
https://www.who.int/emergencies/diseases/novel-coronavirus-2019/technical-guidance/naming-the-coronavirus-disease-(covid-2019)-and-the-virus-that-causes-it

[Anonymous No.17468760]

>>17468732
Holy shit I haven't heard this in years

[Anonymous No.17468771]

>>17468748
I mean regular s&p etfs as well as gold/us bonds

[Anonymous No.17468774]

>>17468738
I sold KHC when they cut their divvy nearly a year ago. Tax lost harvest and invested it into ITW.

yet you can't show any proof of your gains? LOL enjoy waging for the rest of your life while I'm on a beach collecting checks and doing nothing

[Anonymous No.17468783]

>>17468741

nahh, learn to interpret charts

[Anonymous No.17468795]

>>17468757
>Note that Iran is reporting a 20% death including young people.

i'm seriously panicking about this fucking shit. i have a sore throat. i live in spain.

[Anonymous No.17468804]

Holding steady in puts. Iron claws.

[Anonymous No.17468805]

>>17468561
I guarantee it doesnt sustain tomorrow or the rest of the week.

Big guys are buying up S&P puts. We're witnessing human waves of boomers rush into an inferno.

[Anonymous No.17468807]

>>17468752
Wewwww been a while since I’ve seen the olllld dabadollaridooo

[Op No.17468810]

pump and dump

[Anonymous No.17468811]

Ahem.
Stop selling.
Next one who sells gets it. Last warning.

[Anonymous No.17468812]

>>17468774
The fact that you ever bought KHC speaks volumes. Get filtered through my n95 mask boomer

[Anonymous No.17468814]

>>17468795
>i have a sore throat. i live in spain.
Me too lmao. In Latin America. I'm gonna go couch on some motherfuckers brb.

[Anonymous No.17468818]

>>17468811
Get fucked bull frogposter

[Anonymous No.17468821]

>>17468795
Buy a compass and don't dare go West.

[Anonymous No.17468822]

>>17468783
Read? This is about gut emotion. They aren't going back below 26500 today

[Wizard !!K+1g+BBYgz6 No.17468826]

Buy your SPY puts now

[Anonymous No.17468827]

>>17468804
This fucking mgm, it will burn along with the other boomer vacation spots.

[Anonymous No.17468830]

GIVE THE BULLCHAD MARKET YOUR ENERGY \O/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQo1HIcSVtg

[Anonymous No.17468835]

>>17468026
If you can see the future or have a supply of insider information, yes, if not, no.

[Anonymous No.17468840]

>>17468822

lmao yea ok bro

[WeedBrahski !6YaY21J9x2 No.17468844]

>>17468795
when did you start having it? what are your movements like the past 3-4 weeks? large public gatherings? events? sports?

ive switched to a primarily raw garlic, raw ginger, lemon, tea every evening regime so that even if contract it or a cold/flu i can fight it off right away. raw garlic/ginger has anti-viral properties in them. it wont cure you but at least youre helping your body flush out toxins.

[Anonymous No.17468849]

>>17468814
NO! Sir please don't sofa on me. I don't want to ikea.

[Anonymous No.17468850]

>>17468840
Watch the chart bitch it's going up dumb faggot

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17468853]

Did I miss something? I'm only down 10% today.

[Anonymous No.17468854]

>>17468844
>retarded trip gives retarded medical advice on top of retarded financial advice
many such cases

[Anonymous No.17468861]

>>17468850
When I find you I'm going to fucking rape you and burn your body like the stupid cunt you are.

[Anonymous No.17468862]

You fools that are still in still have time to get out. Once Chinese manufacturing comes out Monday and rate cuts don’t do shit the bottom will drop out of this thing. Either that or inflation goes haywire and the fed is forced to raise rates. We haven’t seen nothing yet screencap this. CEOs are resigning in hordes and cashing out.

[Retard who made a typo and jus(...) No.17468869]

>>17468849
Oh you're getting the buttocks too my man

[Anonymous No.17468871]

>>17468853
Starbucks announced 85% of stores open in China or something.

Bulls rushed in

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17468878]

>>17468844
You should also get turmeric. It's anti-inflamatory properties will help you if you do get the sars pneumonia.

[Anonymous No.17468882]

>S&P 500 up 90 points in two hours
>"Haha it's going lower today still"

[Anonymous No.17468883]

>>17468861
Dumb faggot look at the chart it's not going below 26500 rest of today with nonzero chance of it ending higher

[WeedBrahski !6YaY21J9x2 No.17468886]

>>17468854
>he thinks me sharing what im doing to prevent a cold/flu infection is medical advice
hes actually this retarded, my sides kekerino

[Anonymous No.17468888]

>i-is the rape over?

[Anonymous No.17468890]

>>17468862
FUCK CHINA
FUCK BATS
FUCK GLOBAL CORPS
FUCK JANNIES
FUCK TRANNIES
FUCK BEARFAGS
FUCK TRIPS

[Anonymous No.17468899]

>>17468850
>it go up now must go up rest of day ! durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17468904]

>>17468888
yeah look at that, we're only down 200.

[Anonymous No.17468907]

>>17468630
>>17468660
I really hate you two fags a lot but you have good taste.

[Anonymous No.17468910]

$F is based

[Anonymous No.17468913]

>>17468886
shut the fuck up tranny

[Anonymous No.17468916]

Post your Robin Hood account theme songs

https://youtu.be/kwxIGe1oOJQ

[WeedBrahski !6YaY21J9x2 No.17468917]

>>17468878
ive tried to find raw turmeric but the grocery stores in my area dont have any but if i could get some i definitely would.

[Anonymous No.17468918]

>>17468844
i have had a sore throat just today. it may be because yesterday i had a pretty intense cardio workout, but i still have a huge paranoia going on.

last 3-4 weeks i've only went to class and to the gym, no other place. haven't even left my city, which is in northern spain.

could you explain how you eat garlic?

[Anonymous No.17468919]

>>17468899
Salty faggot look at the fucking chart we are going green in less than an hour at this rate

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17468925]

>>17468917
try the indian grocery store. they've always got the cheapest spices.

[Anonymous No.17468933]

>>17468643
absolutely bsed

[Anonymous No.17468934]

>>17468278
Yes, this is all a hedge to prevent Bernie Sanders from becoming President

[Anonymous No.17468935]

>>17468910
Not for my puts they aren't

[Anonymous No.17468936]

>>17468073
interesting stuff thanks anon

[Wizard !!K+1g+BBYgz6 No.17468937]

We goin down brothers

[Anonymous No.17468942]

SNSS MOON MISSION

[Anonymous No.17468943]

REFR CHEAPIES

[Anonymous No.17468945]

>>17468890
WHOA!
......that's pretty based.....

[Anonymous No.17468948]

>>17468795
Stop sucking so much cock.

[Anonymous No.17468952]

lol
when will you hopeless neets get a short term chart, these swings are fucking obvious.

[Anonymous No.17468953]

this is fucking cancer

[Anonymous No.17468954]

700 pt bounce this is madness

[Anonymous No.17468958]

>>17468917
Where you from? If there's brown people theres raw turmeric

[Anonymous No.17468959]

Warning about this "flu": if you live in either of the hemispheres you might as well be dead.

[Anonymous No.17468961]

GENTLEMEN BEHOLD

THE GLORIOUS STAND AT SPY 300!!!
The law of round numbers.

Am I missing something or is that what just happened?

>>17468934
The fuck is this tiny image?

[Anonymous No.17468967]

btd retards still fighting against gravity it seems

[Anonymous No.17468970]

>>17468934
>posted a thumbnail

WTF is wrong with you?

[Anonymous No.17468971]

>>17468954
Dead cat

[Anonymous No.17468986]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I SOLD
(Some things that are less quality)
AT THE BOTTOM

[WeedBrahski !6YaY21J9x2 No.17468988]

>>17468913
oh look another anon tranny BTFOD by a tripfag, what else is new. go back in your hole retard.
>>17468918
for raw garlic i take a clove and crush it with a knife, i leave it like that for 5-10 minute in for the allicin to be activated and i chew it up and usually have a pickle as well so its not as bad. goes down easy. and i also eat raw ginger with a lemon slice. i had a bit of a sore throat/running nose recently and its all gone after 2 days. at night i steep a tea with green herbs/chamomile tea, honey, lemon, ginger, and mint.

[Anonymous No.17468989]

>tfw got rekt, made it back and then some

[Anonymous No.17468995]

>>17468812
sure thing, made over $120K in the market last year being a based boomer investor and doing nothing but dollar cost averaging and reinvesting divvies. your wage cage is going to feel like a prison in 5 years

[WeedBrahski !6YaY21J9x2 No.17469005]

>>17468958
im nearby toronto, but only chain of groceries stores around me. next time im in toronto ill try to find an indian grocery store and stock up.

[Anonymous No.17469007]

SPY won't get to 313 before starting its free fall again.
t. technicals

[Anonymous No.17469008]

>>17468718
exactly

[Anonymous No.17469012]

Nice on ETSY

[Anonymous No.17469033]

>>17469012
how

[Anonymous No.17469035]

>>17469005
Doesnt really have to be an "indian" store. Just a produce store. I'm in detroit and all of the bulk produce stores have it.

[Anonymous No.17469039]

>>17468988
i don't have any pickles. maybe i can have it with a salad. so tea also helps, maybe i try having some. i'm not really fond of it though

[Credit Spread Officer No.17469043]

>>17468907
>you will never cruelly oppress your island people

[Anonymous No.17469044]

>>17469033
people selling face masks

[Anonymous No.17469047]

You are witnessing the final relief rally before everyone sells off for the weekend, then US cases will make headlines on sunday and markets will fall another 10%.

Put $500 into some puts while the bulls are having a turn, thank me later

[Anonymous No.17469057]

Excuse my ignorance but the falling market has me interested in throwing a little money at it while things are low to hold out for a while and make a little return. I’ve never dealt in stocks and I’m not a 6 figure income kinda person. I have no debts though and have some money that’s “throw away” if things don’t work out well. I’ve read through the thread and some of the other generals but would it be worth it to spend like $50-$100 this week or next week and hope for some turn around and sell at the end of the year? Not looking to retire off of this but maybe make a few hundred at some point and go from there. Kind of interested in “sin stocks” as people will always have vices. Appreciate any worthwhile input.

And yea I’m sure this is a late time to get into the game but if I play the long game with how stock prices are now I’m bound to have some return in the future even if it’s not much right? If it matters I’m in my late 20s so I could hold out if my small investment could turn into something major over a few years.

[Anonymous No.17469060]

>>17469033
AMERICA

[Anonymous No.17469063]

>>17469047
based bear telling it like it is

[Anonymous No.17469071]

>>17469005
How about climb up the CN tower and jump off

[Anonymous No.17469080]

What does /SMG think of WORK? Up on this red ass day, great month, customer base and revenue expected to only move upwards..thinking of jumping in hard on it.

[WeedBrahski !6YaY21J9x2 No.17469086]

>>17469039
just dont boil the garlic itll destroy the allicin. eat it raw in order to get the benefits.

-Allicin (diallyl thiosulfinate) from garlic is a highly potent natural antimicrobial substance. It inhibits growth of a variety of microorganisms, among them antibiotic-resistant strains. However, the precise mode of action of allicin is unknown.

-Allicin is a compound produced when garlic is crushed or chopped. Available in dietary supplement form, it's been found to reduce inflammation and offer antioxidant benefits. Fresh garlic contains an amino acid called alliin. When the clove is crushed or chopped, an enzyme, alliinase, is released.

crush it first, let it sit to create allicin and eat it.

[Anonymous No.17469088]

>>17469057
50 or 100 won't get you jack shit. don't even bother unless you've got a few thousand.

[Anonymous No.17469095]

>>17469047
The minute the CDC seriously starts testing people this thing will fall to the ground. Big bull trap.

[Anonymous No.17469098]

Ppl calling this a "correction" need to keep in mind how 2008 played out. There were multiple bull runs while the markets headed down 60% over the course of a year. If we are in a correction, it will go green again. If this is the big one, it will go green again too

>>17468600
Not a bad plan

[Anonymous No.17469099]

>>17469047
what do you think today's top will be?
seems to have slowed down now.

[Anonymous No.17469105]

>>17469080
you missed the boat at low 20s

[Anonymous No.17469111]

lol at whoever bought SPY at 311 when it was 302

[Anonymous No.17469121]

>>17469105
I did, but I still see plenty of room on the upside.

[Anonymous No.17469127]

>>17469047
DOW 17,000

[Anonymous No.17469136]

>>17469098
So, this thing will swing up and down over the coming months until the propping up finally won;t be enough?

[Anonymous No.17469143]

AYO APT NIGGAS FINNA GET DABBED ON!!!

[Anonymous No.17469144]

classic heads and shoulders forming

[WeedBrahski !6YaY21J9x2 No.17469146]

>>17469136
yes

[Anonymous No.17469147]

>>17468869
>>17468849

[Credit Spread Officer No.17469156]

>GILD going back down where it belongs

Very nice!

[Anonymous No.17469158]

>>17468942
When brother?

[Anonymous No.17469160]

>>17469121
i think a very small position is not a bad idea. might take some time for it to get back to ipo price though, so prepare for a long hold

[Anonymous No.17469161]

>>17468971
seems like the general sentiment is that the dump was an overreaction and we will now head higher back to all time highs probably by tomorrow or monday

[Anonymous No.17469166]

>>17469146
But that's taking out the fact that China's economy is in shut down mode. That's different from 2008.

[Anonymous No.17469174]

>>17469143
Resisted the temperation to sell my puts for a measley 33%profit today, should be worth 100 in the next few weeks

[Anonymous No.17469173]

>>17469161
do you really believe that

[Anonymous No.17469179]

>>17469136
>>17469146
I don't even think it's going to take that long, give it a few weeks

[Anonymous No.17469196]

>>17469161
Utterly delusional

[WeedBrahski !6YaY21J9x2 No.17469199]

>>17469166
its different but the outcome is similar. debt is going to go bad. banks are on the hook for bad debt being over leveraged. incoming crash, blahblahblah.

[Anonymous No.17469207]

>>17469144
Gimme those meme lines bugman

[Anonymous No.17469214]

>>17469136
That's what it was like in 2008. Everyone was upset and every few months it was like "okay THIS just be the bottom" with increasing desperation. Corporations had hiring freezes, people were very scared.

Pic related is helpful. It's hard to real get the feel on the ground from the big picture zoomed out graphs. In this you can see the feel going in to 2008. Look at the numbers and realize that by 2009 the sp500 bottomed at 666 which isn't even visible in the pic

[Anonymous No.17469216]

Where do we reckon FTSE's gonna go tomorrow lads
Praying for 6500

[Wizard !!K+1g+BBYgz6 No.17469219]

This is the first dump, followed by a small pump, then a massive selloff eod

[Anonymous No.17469225]

>>17469174
Yeah I'm just going to double my Buy price and stop looking at it.
put the may 15th up for $500 and the mar 20th up for $150

[Anonymous No.17469230]

>>17469161
That's is all nice and all but once a few more corona cases pop up (which they will) we're gonna free fall again

[Anonymous No.17469234]

The big one is here. The Fed can delay it but not much longer. They have to print Zimbabwe style to prop this sham up. And then it will all come tumbling down.

[Anonymous No.17469236]

>>17469088
Damn man that sucks. Suggestions for a poorfag like me to make a profit out of this shit show? Been thinking of buying guns to sell closer to election time but other than that no clue.

[Anonymous No.17469241]

Now a new brexit FUD comes in. Just look at this shit. Next thing we know they elect Bernie Sanders and the whole financial world collapses.

[Anonymous No.17469247]

>>17468934

[Anonymous No.17469256]

>>17469214
Of course 666

It has to be that number

[Anonymous No.17469261]

>>17469219
Better be. After the small pump, I'm loading up on TVIX.

[Anonymous No.17469267]

>>17469236
Buy put options on stuff as it all collapses around us.
Try not to get too greedy or you'll see profits vanish.

[Anonymous No.17469276]

>>17469214
>>17469136
And I posted wrong pic hahah
Here you go. Basically I'm saying go look for yourself and imagine you can't see the floor. Zoom in to the top of the market at 2007 and imagine what it felt like to be in denial at that time while the roller coaster to the bottom was just starting

[Anonymous No.17469277]

>>17469234
Is there any way to make money in a situation like that, cuz it seems to me that if the entire economy absolutely shits the bed no one's getting paid

[Anonymous No.17469281]

>>17468194
>IT'S A COMMIE PLOT
take your meds

[Anonymous No.17469283]

>tfw actually up 5.5% today
is this a deadcat? should I sell while I am up?

[Anonymous No.17469289]

>>17469236
Buy inverse etfs like sqqq, spxu. These are index funds that trade against the market. Meaning the harder the market falls the more money you make. You can also put money into tvix which is velocity shares. It goes up as more money is traded. A bit risky but performs well in corrections.

[WeedBrahski !6YaY21J9x2 No.17469305]

>>17469302
>>17469302
>>17469302
>>17469302
>>17469302
NEW
>>17469302
>>17469302
>>17469302

[Anonymous No.17469306]

>>17469283
It is absolutely, 100% a deadcat

[Anonymous No.17469326]

>>17469283
This is "anything goes" territory. Do what you want, 50/50 what will happen even a day later.

[Anonymous No.17469332]

>>17469276
Thanks. It's interesting, but I'm not sure if this is going to be a bump on the road thing or a straight dive.
I guess we can only wait. It depends on how much resistance there's going to be.

[Anonymous No.17469334]

>>17469289
Ok I’ll look into it. Would it still grant me a decent gain over time without dumping thousands into it?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.17469349]

>>17469281
>implying the dow dropping 200 points per US citizen INFECTED isn't an over reaction.

The market is more afraid of comarade sanders than a flu virus.

[Anonymous No.17469351]

>>17469277
As retarded as a trump appointee can be, literally no one is shitting the bed at the fed so hard that they create hyperinflation. probably best not to listen to cryptotards/libertarians/Poltards about monetary policy anon.

[Anonymous No.17469355]

Just took a full beat position on the S&P for you guys.

You’re welcome for the rally. Remember me.

[Anonymous No.17469400]

>>17469334
You're not gonna get crypto like gains but they should do their job if the market crashes. I think this is the best option cause crypto trading is just so fucking risky and put options are kinda risky too. Just buy and hold and watch the market fall. You always need decent capital to multiply your gains though. You might have to sign up on a trading platform like ameritrade to get leverage

[Anonymous No.17469518]

WTF THAT WAS THE BOTTOM??

[Anonymous No.17469623]

>>17469400
I was considering using something like Etrade or something that has no commission fees and maybe buying into firearm, alcohol and cannabis stocks. They’ll more that likely always be around and some are based in the us so China shouldn’t effect production I’m thinking. But this is all my uneducated opinion in this field.

[Anonymous No.17469700]

>>17469518
opening hour looked pretty interesting to say the least

[Anonymous No.17469960]

>>17469283
This is the very definition of a dead cat bounce.

[Anonymous No.17470045]

>>17468290
Those weren't the only kind of socialist that thrived in America in those days you know

[Anonymous No.17470212]

And we're going back down
weeeeeee

[Anonymous No.17470273]

>>17468026
Yes.