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>Time for your annual chip checkup, wagie

>> No.17461247
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>>17461107
dont need chips anymore with the advent of phones, (((mobile banking))), and the war on cash. david icke was mostly right but the exact hardware implementation of the mark of the beast was a tad off.

>> No.17461292

>>17461107
>Anon, your right hand chip accelerometer has measure rapid movements for 3-5 minutes multiple times a day, and your dick chip has measured proximity at all of those times. You will therefore have a 50% coomer deduction from your pay slip. Please get a gf and have sex.

>> No.17461318

>>17461107
I may be retarded, but im not "willingly giving myself the mark of the beast" retarded

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>>17461107
Crimes against humanity when?

>> No.17461400

I dont see the link between the two sentences in the head line, and the attached image.
What do you expect me to take out of this clickbait?

>> No.17461680

MARK OF THE BEAST
>MARK OF THE BEAST
MARK OF THE BEAST
>MARK OF THE BEAST
MARK OF THE BEAST
>MARK OF THE BEAST

>> No.17461725

This will enable ChainLink powered assassination smart contracts.

>> No.17461807

Hope for day of the Rope

>> No.17462166

Tachyon node verification is done to prevent the scenario where network is flooded by malicious or inactive nodes.

>> No.17462355

>>17461107
How is these chips and bugs not a major redflag for everyone?