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DING DING DING:
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>>17454710
>>17454710
>>17454710
DINGS
NEW
COMRADS
DINGS!!!
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Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up 2.34%, wew! Bowling ball was the right choice, I have nothing but confidence in them now that I'm green. Surprisingly green on some things, GEO did pretty good. Closed butterfree what I thought was too early, was actually the perfect time! Unfortunately couldn't get my next one to fill, I want more! Congratulations to BGS spicelords and everyone who has faith in SVXY.

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>>17454723
FUCK ALL BEAR FILTH
TOMORROW WE RIDE THESE LEVERAGED ETFS TO THE MOON
HOPE YOU GOT YOUR CHEAPIES AT CLOSE BITCHES

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FUTURES DOWN 200 NOW LOL

>> No.17454753

Lmao bears on suicide watch.

>> No.17454754
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I was designed by the top virologists in the Wuhan National Biosafety lab, and I've been involved in numerous infections on chingchongs, and I have over 50 confirmed kills. I am coated in a protein shell and I'm the top pandemic in the entire country of China. You are nothing to me but just another healthy person. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am infecting my secret network of chinks across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the sneeze, maggot. The sneeze that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be on any doorknob, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred coughs, and that's just with my spike glycoprotein. Not only am I highly contagious, but have a transmissible incubation period of two weeks and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit mucous all inside your lungs and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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After selling PVG for a little less of a profit than I would have liked, but still up 12% overall, I hunted around for my next buy. If PSK goes down to 12.51 I can get 9 shares with no change left over. Hoping to see it tomorrow

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>tfw trying to claw my way back up from rekt

>> No.17454812

>>17454744
Futures aren't even up yet retard.

>> No.17454814
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>Just bought Microsoft

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHAT THE HELL!!!???

>> No.17454823

>>17454723
5.4% day
116% year

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>>17454788
I don't even give a fuck anymore, rally tomorrow or I go bankrupt, I bought the dip today and am ready to make it. We're going full fucking speed back up and nobody can stop us.

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>>17454814
are you the guy with the AMD call too?
we ward you bro

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okay earnings but corona killed it.


DDD had a dream but will have to wait until the plague ends.

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>>17454710
Who else a bagholder here...? If this shit doesn't go up I'm fucked. For how much longer this Corona panic selloff will continue?

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cross posting from other thread.
today was a good day.

>> No.17454857

1st day of lent and im literally gonna break my vow to Jesus and have some shots of whiskey

Every person in the world is a fuckin retard

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SELL SELL SELL

>> No.17454861

>>17454814
zoom out kid

>> No.17454869

>>17454710
Cannabis helps with the coronavirus symptoms and helps you survive the cytokine storm. Time to buy weed stocks. Also the UN CND meeting will take place next week https://www.unodc.org/unodc/en/commissions/CND/session/63_Session_2020/session-63-of-the-commission-on-narcotic-drugs.html and cannabis will be rescheduled, after which it will gradually be legalized all over the world in the next 10-20 years. You're welcome. Oh btw Cannabis stocks are fucking CHEAP right now.

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>>17454723
+7.4% today, best day since jan 2019
Threads are complete cancer aids tier today, unreadable

>> No.17454883

>>17454850
Idk how long can retards lick boogers off windows

Fucking forever

Fucking stupid bastards

>> No.17454891

THIS IS THE RIGHT THREAD
>>17454733
>>17454733
>>17454733

THIS IS THE RIGHT THREAD
>>17454733
>>17454733
>>17454733

THIS IS THE RIGHT THREAD
>>17454733
>>17454733
>>17454733

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3 separate threads

fuck you retards

>> No.17454894

>>17454891
this one was first

>> No.17454897

>>17454723
I'm up 3%. Residential housing fund rally+ Mattel puts = creamy greeny day

>> No.17454901

>>17454850
People are honestly fucking bored of it now, we're rallying tomorrow whether you're on board or not, and all of our losses incurred will evaporate before our eyes.

I'm talking +3% tomorrow on the Dow, easy.

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Daily reminder: You are low test if you don't find busty 16 yos attractive.
>and maybe a closet faggot

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>>17454850
I fucking bought SDGR at 50.02, the money literally would have been better spent on a full weekend of cock and ball torture....

>> No.17454914

>>17454894
It's true

>> No.17454915

>>17454850
Just keep buying as it falls

That's how you get riiichhh

>> No.17454917
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>>17454905
based, and hebepilled

>> No.17454920

>>17454723
Down 10.04% today.
Fuck bros

>> No.17454921
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>>17454873
many strangers here today :o
At least we have bowling ball on anniversary of Pete Weber's "who do you think you are I am" speech

>> No.17454932

>>17454905
This could be a boy

I prefer my women thiccc unlike this boy

>> No.17454937

>>17454915
this, remember
buy high, sell low

>> No.17454939

>>17454905
>not Asian or anime
Why the fuck are you even posting here? You are coming across to us as mad gay right now but fuck it bro it's your life. Smh senpai.

>> No.17454940

>>17454869
>cannabis helps you survive the cytokine storm
gonna need a source for that ridiculous claim pal

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**psst** there was a guy in the last thread seething about being a pedofile
*leans in closer* I thing he's in this thread too..

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>>17454723
Literally the only trade I got in today was ETSY Calls 30 minutes ago.

For everything else I am too unsure right now. Rallye tomorrow? Maybe. Dropping to 26k? Sure, why not.

>> No.17454948

>>17454905
this image is definitely cursed

>> No.17454951

>>17454937
I never said sell, kike
Go fuck yourself

>> No.17454952
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>warren buffet told me to dca his bags so that's what i'm doing
>what do you mean red lines are optional?
oh i am laffin

>> No.17454953
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I mean if you don't think this thing is springing back I don't know what to tell you, you're a retard, your bear position is fully exhausted and it's time to stop. Your loss if you're a bear going into tomorrow, you have had 5 field days in a row and a 6th isn't on the menu. Sorry. It's bull time baby.

>> No.17454956

>>17454943
He definitely is, fucking reporting his IP to the alphabet van boys.

>> No.17454961

>>17454946
didn't make any big moves either, not sure what's happening tomorrow >_<

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>>17454951
There is no reason to be angry, friend.

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>>17454943

>> No.17454972

>>17454940
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2768535/

>> No.17454975

>>17454946
>dropping to 26k
Absolutely not, there is no downwards momentum anymore. Today was a grace period and a great chance to buy, if not you have squandered your opportunity with your insane greed.

>> No.17454976

>>17454932
>This could be a boy
>could be a boy
>This
Just how far down the rabbit hole are you mate lol?

>> No.17454980

>>17454921
isn't 215 pretty shitty for a pro? fuck when I was 15 years old we had to bowl against a team of kids that had 3 dudes with an average over 200 and their 4th was like 170. even with our retardedly high handicaps we got our asses kicked.

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>GALT
Hopefully they have some good news coming.

>> No.17454983

Congrat to the anon who was bullish ETSY earnings

>> No.17454991

>>17454975
Trump's shitty conference will make sure we're at 25k by Friday.

>> No.17455002

>>17454841
Nah I’ve got a little bit of AMAT but not in semis right now.

>>17454946
WEWWWW that pic... if this isn’t a hentai I need to watch it with my next weebgf

>>17454861
Why? What’d I miss?

>> No.17455003

>>17454972
I dont like getting high anymore. Can I just take CBD products

>> No.17455004

I'm no longer investing in the stock market. ONLY FUTURES.

>> No.17455009

>>17454976
I just like to be sure
I'm tall blond and handsome and can sleep with any available woman

I don't have time for faggot games

Their hands are too big and their assholes are loose

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>>17454953
>Your loss if you're a bear going into tomorrow
what if i WANT something to go down tho?

>> No.17455012

>>17454991
Are you kidding? Trump is going to be the market's biggest hype man, it's going to rally even harder thanks to him.

>> No.17455020

>>17455012
6pm est?

>> No.17455022

>>17455012
People will see through his lies and realize the virus is here to stay.

>> No.17455023

What are the odds of Microsoft at $175 by Friday?

>> No.17455024

>>17455004
Are they up yet?

>> No.17455025

>>17455012
If Trump even mentions Coronavirus is will cause the market to panic.

>> No.17455028

>>17455011
I mean that's the easiest money I've ever seen so good on you for that. I'm talking about the market in general. I can't believe anyone even sold a put for that.

>> No.17455033

>>17455002
Right I want to know what in gods name that is from.

>> No.17455034

>>17454901
nah man

>> No.17455040

>>17455023
They're in the news too much lately

Look elsewhere

>> No.17455041

>>17455009
Yet somehow trannies are still saner than women.

>> No.17455046

>>17455024
sry, I meant im trading vol on futures options and hedging with futures. No longer trying to predict direction. It's a hopeless exercise.

>> No.17455047

>>17454991
>>17455012
What time is the conference?

>> No.17455048
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I'm just gonna call it right now. Bear filth gave it everything they had trying to dump us on every little morsel of news their cronies in the media could shit out and still we finished the day about even. Bears are getting tired and they are running out of ammunition. TOMORROW WE GREEN

>> No.17455051
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>>17454723
It’s real bad my dude.
Like realllll bad.

And my IRA was long DIS, went from ~12% up to ~8% down. It’s real ugly.

>>17454873
What the hell how’d you do that!? SJM and BGS?
Saw CVX is one of today’s duds... have 2 birds fled the coop yet?

One of today’s duds but not as bad as FUCKING VIACOM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17455052

>>17455028
this is my first day doing options and i'm not 100% on how to calculate gains on puts.
so say it went back down $5/sh and i sold to close....
how much would that be on a $281 premium?

>> No.17455055

>>17455033
google says it's from "Kawaikereba Hentai demo Suki ni Natte Kuremasuka?", what a title. Looks pretty lewd

>> No.17455060

>>17455003
would be best to take both THC and CBD but I guess you can try just using CBD

>> No.17455063

>>17455034
According to what? What downward momentum do we even have left here? There is nothing short of complete fucking armageddon that could send us any lower in which case my investments are my last concern.

We have priced in the fucking apocalypse already, now people are starting to realize they may have overreacted and are coming to their senses.

>> No.17455074

>>17455041
I would close my browser if I wasn't looking for options to buy

Worst post on 4chan/10

>> No.17455079

>>17455052
Everything you need to calculate options is right here:
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com

>> No.17455081

>>17455047
In 1,5 hours

>> No.17455086

>>17455022
>People will see through his lies
Name 2 times that’s happened and it actually mattered.

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>>17455079
thx

>> No.17455090

>>17455074
You haven't even begun to see the worst on here if you think that is fucked.

>> No.17455093

>>17454723
Not much left of my calls to be down. Have enough to rebuild but man it sucks.
>>17455081
Thanks.

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>>17455051
you'll be okay ;_;
this is just a lil setback on a long road full of fun times and great memores

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>>17455002
>>17455033
Click on WAIT if you have 4ChanX
Tells you anime and time stamp
>>17454975
K
I might buy in tomorrow pre market. Which I am able to thanks to being a Yuropoor.

Maybe not. The market is just too turbulent right now. These last few days Im doing better with hit and runs like Etsy today

>> No.17455100

>>17455041
Spoken like a true faggot

>> No.17455103

>>17454961
(Also I Bought more of the SVXY on the “surely the vix can’t get any higher than this” trade)

>> No.17455108

>>17454905
Sauce?

>> No.17455116

just when i think it cannot possibly be any worse

>> No.17455120

yes. keep falling SPCE
I was going to buy back in at 28.5 but now im not so sure

>> No.17455129
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CAN I HAVE A LINK TO TRUMPS SPEECH?

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>>17454850

>> No.17455144

>>17455063
I mean, stocks jumped 1.5% and still ended down for the day. We'll see

>> No.17455145

>>17455090
There will always be Gore, torture, rape, cp and terrorism threads

Those don't interest me
People interest me

No person believes trannies are saner than women unless they haven't really dealt with either

>> No.17455146

>>17455108
https://fbi.gov

>> No.17455149

looks like i'll be dollar cost averaging into soxs. you win corona chan, you win.

>> No.17455164

>>17455146
Which link do I click??

>> No.17455170
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>>17455051
SJM and BGS helped a lot but yesterday I pulled out all my margin and all inned on BWL.a at 12.20, sold the morning ghost when it went up 12%

for CVX, 95 is BBA2

>> No.17455173

>>17455145
>No person believes trannies are saner than women unless they haven't really dealt with either
Oh man, you are in for a rude awakening.

>> No.17455175

>>17455146
What? Why?

>> No.17455181

>>17455149
Stoxs*** I think you mean

Smg trades stoxs

>> No.17455183

>>17455149
>bearing at the bottom
Nice move bro

>> No.17455186

>>17455149
Baggie don't blow your wad just yet, SOXL is going to drop even more.

>> No.17455196

>>17455181
>>17455186
No SOXS, the semi-conductor 3x leveraged short.

>> No.17455198

>>17455173
Fucking kek

Our new Messiah is here and has brought a single message:
Trannies are, on average, more same than women.

Bahahahahaha go outside nigga damn

>> No.17455201

>>17454723
I made it up 1.5% by mid day, thinking the storm has passed. Buuuuut now I've ended -0.5%. After the last few days it's whatever. Was able to scoop up some cheap divies and buy up some news ones at some good entry points. I'll call it a victory

>> No.17455208

>>17455196
It was a joke, I have it in my watch list for when I'm feeling spicy

Might buy because Asia's outlook is bleak

>> No.17455233

I told y'all cowards about SQ

>> No.17455235

>>17455146
Faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag

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Threadly reminder that Coronavirus is just a big nothingburger, being hyped up by the media

>> No.17455252

>>17455170
Thanks my man. I forgot to set a sell order for my bowling ball but it’s okay because I am a BWLA marine.

That’s crazy that it just crumbled yesterday out of range and suddenly it’s back up. Such a weird low volume ranger.

>> No.17455253

>>17455236
The severity of corona is irrelevant at this point, the entire fucking human population dying has been priced in already.

>> No.17455255

>>17454850
think about it this way. will corona get cured or stopped in the near future?

no

will corona continue to grow and spread at an exponential rate in the near to moderate to far future?

yes


this dip could last a year and we might only be just over the cliff. personally im cutting my losses and going to gold but honestly nobody knows and thats why theres chaos in the market

>> No.17455256

>>17455198
Ok says the guy whose only action he gets is from his hand. Have fun having "sex" or whatever you do when you play pretend.

>> No.17455265

Ok I just got Robinhood.
What is stopping me from buying a stock, waiting until it rises a bit, and then cashing out for a small surplus? Then doing that again forever?

>> No.17455274

>>17455236
Someone better tell China so they can open up there factories

>> No.17455283

>>17455265
nothing
good luck

>> No.17455289

>>17455265
PDT regulations.

>> No.17455293

>>17455252
scroll out on the monthly candles, it does these big flash spikes all the time thats why I was so certain. Remember that some days, it only takes one small spec to do a 100 share market buy to boost the thing to all time highs. but dont tell anyone

>> No.17455294

>>17455274
>muh factories
It has been priced in, that is exactly why stocks fell, so feel free to keep fear mongering about these factories that have already adjusted the stock price.

>> No.17455296

>>17455022
hes not the type to lie. he will be open and direct about whats going on, his talk is meant to show the country that they are taking this seriously. if democrat activist judges hadnt blocked all previous attempts at travel bans and border security we might not even have corona in the states because we would have blocked wuhan travel weeks ago

>> No.17455297

>>17455265
you buy at the top and it never rises and eventually has a reverse split or delists

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>bull logic

>> No.17455299

>>17455265
Reality.

>> No.17455305

>>17455236
>Jan 27th
>NPC flu NOTHINGBURGER talk
Yawn. I'm sorry you weren't smart enough to buy puts.

>> No.17455308

AAAA ITS DROPPING AGAIN

>> No.17455311

>>17455236
>chinese kids don't even know when they get back to school yet
>its just the flu
wew

>> No.17455316

>>17455294
They should've been priced in a month ago. This is a delayed tidal wave.

>> No.17455317

>>17455296
Fuck off. Your kind isn't welcome here, shill. Coronavirus has opened 4chan's eyes to the deception of Trump. Go back to wherever your kind congregates now.

>> No.17455320

>>17455265
the law of probability and your brainlet arrogant fingers controlling your limited poorfag bank account

>> No.17455323

>>17455265
Nothing. You just have to pick ones that rise. You'd probably (certainly) make a lot more if you hold on to the ones that are rising and get rid of the ones that drop/tread water as better choices come along.

Best option right now is to wait until the current bear market is over (yes, this is almost certainly a bear market. It'll pass like all the others.) Once things are rising, buy something that's dropped quite a lot and make sure the fundamentals still look solid enough.

>> No.17455328

>>17455298
Bulls are so retarded they think the market will collapse even more and literally destroy the entire world economy like never before seen in human history.

You really willing to bank on defying all human history?

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>>17454744
quarantine yourself back to crpyto threads faggot

>> No.17455332

>>17455265
thanks bro now i stole your strategy

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17455335

Old time etsy shill here.

Nice to be right for a change.

>> No.17455338

>>17455236
Yeah I'm sure China has been literally welding people into their apartments for a nothing burger

>> No.17455339

>>17455328
Bears* are so retarded

>> No.17455340

>>17455311
These guys are so desperate for the market not to crash they've completely removed the definition of Novel from their brain.

>>17455317
Eyes should've been open long ago. Trump will lie to keep the economy afloat, it's in his interests.

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>>17455265
>What is stopping me from buying a stock, waiting until it rises a bit, and then cashing out for a small surplus? Then doing that again forever?
You may not know this as it isn't common knowledge but most stocks are no-name net losers over the time they are on the exchange then they get delisted and fade into further obscurity. It's only the winners that while being smaller in number win more than enough to make up for the losers thus keeping the indexes on an upward trajectory over the years

>> No.17455351

>>17455317
lmao 4/10 bait

>> No.17455352

>>17455317
what deception you dumb faggot. he literally tried to reallocate billions of dollars of inactive CDC funding for africa ebola to place it towards corona efforts and the democrats and leftist CDC officials are fighting tooth and nail to stop it

>> No.17455353

>>17455328
Last pandemic we had was over 100 years ago.
NOVEL Coronavirus.

>> No.17455357

>>17455149
Don't do it, you fucking asshole. Everything you touch turns to shit and other people here are trying to make money.

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>>17455338
That's right the Caronavirus is a HYUGE nothing burger, China is just quarantining a billion people for the thrill. Please support my stock market.

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>>17455317
>t.

>> No.17455364

>>17455060
Why tf would it be better to take THC and CBD? Wasn't that med article talking about strictly cannabinoid receptors?

>> No.17455366

>>17455353
IT

HAS

BEEN

PRICED

IN

You know what go ahead and lose all your money, you honestly deserve it for taking a bearish position so late. Jesus Christ.

>> No.17455375

DEMOCRATS WONT LET TRUMP HAVE CDC EBOLA MONEY FOR CORONAVIRUS BECAUSE THEYD RATHER SEE CORONA SPREAD IN THE USA TO HURT HIS REELECTION

THINK ABOUT THAT

DEMOCRATS WOULD RATHER MILLIONS OF AMERICANS DIE FROM PANDEMIC THAN LET TRUMP WIN

>> No.17455379

Went all in on SNSS calls. Lost 4k on them today.

>> No.17455381

>>17455146
>>17455108
>>17454905
found the sauce

>> No.17455388

>>17455353
>What is the Measles

>> No.17455390

>>17455352
Can't wait to see your mental gymnastics once he calls it a nothingburger during today's speech. Your kind is increasingly unwelcome. Anyone that denies the coronavirus spells the end of the current social and economic systems is a shill.

>> No.17455391

>>17455317
I'm so confused. It's like I know Trump has a hot wife, but Buttigieg goes home to a teacher every night who has to play doctor for children with mental illnesses every day. I think the democrats might be better this time.

>> No.17455398

>>17455379
I don't believe you

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For the love of all things holy, can the SPY please go to $320 this Friday.

>> No.17455411

spce to 20 by friday

>> No.17455412

>>17455366
we can easily fall 15% more from here

>> No.17455413
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>>17455353
>NOVEL Coronavirus.
so it's like a fake virus?

>> No.17455414

>>17455366
>Late
Took a bearish position last week brah

>>17455388
1918 flu was the last pandemic.
Give it a few weeks they'll be dropping the P word.

>> No.17455415

>>17455293
You seemed stressed to me but you must’ve Brennan confident if you went on margin.

Secret is safe with me sensei, feel free to delet this

>> No.17455421

>>17455398
I ate a $50 loss on them because I set an order while I was drunk last night and forgot to cancel it. Thank God it was only 10 calls not 100 kek.

>> No.17455422

>>17455366
lol

>> No.17455425

>>17455256
Top Zozzle ®

Is that your best come back?
>You're a wanker

Wowweee

Ive been in the game a long time, son. Trannies might be easier to fuck but they're entirely unstable (see: they think they're something they are not)

I would suggest meeting women outside of bars and clubs to truly understand how wrong your belief is

>> No.17455428

IT'S FUCKING OGRE

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-02-26/norway-confirms-its-first-case-of-coronavirus?

>> No.17455430

>>17455375
Democrats are requesting for more money than the one Trump is allocating.

>> No.17455431

>>17455413
nov·el2

/ˈnävəl/

adjective

adjective:novel

new or unusual in an interesting way.

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>>17455398
You have trouble believing someone on SMG went all on options like a degenerate gambler after seeing a stock drop for it only to drop more?

>> No.17455444

>>17455407
its going lower tomorrow. bounce back $311 friday.

>> No.17455445 [DELETED] 

LV cavity appears normal. Moderate concentric LV hypertrophy. Normal LV systolic function. LV wall motion was normal with the exception of mild hypokinesis of the mid to apical segments of the anterior wall.

>> No.17455447

What cheapies are you guys picking up on this sale? For me, it’s Uber, Microsoft, and Disney

>> No.17455449

>>17455332
Noooooooooooo now the market will be saturated with people using the same strategy !!!!

>> No.17455451

>>17455052
That's one thing I haven't done yet, mostly because I just haven't had the balls to. Saw a SNSS call for 1.50 strike price on 3/20, but didn't pull the trigger.

To my understanding, when buying calls, you're only on the hook for the cost of the contract and to pay up for the shares total at the strike price, correct? That seems relatively low risk, but I'm also kinda dumb to this

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>>17454905
>>17454943

Pedos and (most) americans deserve the rope.

Pedo is <11
>attraction to this age group is an abnormal mental problem
Hebe is 11-14
>attraction to this age group is a abnormal
Ephebo is 15-19
>attraction to this age group is normal

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pedophilia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hebephilia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ephebophilia

Again:
You are low test if you don't find busty 16 yos attractive.
>and maybe a closet faggot

>> No.17455454

>>17455375
That's not even a question

Of fucking course they would rather americans die than trump win again.
Of course. Not a damn doubt in my mind Hillary or warren would press a button that would kill 25% of the population if it meant trump lost

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>>17455445
IT'S LITERALLY OVER. TRUMP IS GOING TO GET FUCKING CORONA.
>>17455445
i didn't mean to post that jej

>> No.17455465

you realize he literally evacuated us officials and broke china's quarantine in doing so right shill?

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>>17455425
Dude I have a gf and side chicks and literally a latina tranny side chick that looks literally like Kim Kardashian. I could give a fuck less what numbers you are pulling are the broads you are sleeping with. I'm a good looking and well hung sex addict with nothing to apologize for.

>> No.17455476

>>17455452
Please go huff some aerosolized MEK

>> No.17455479

>>17455294
Not priced in you retard. You can't price in events you don't know.

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>ctrl + f SNSS ANON
>0 results
every fucking time. Retard fills threats when the price moves slightly up but is SILENT when it tanks. Like fucking clockwork

>> No.17455481

>>17455412
>easily
It can not easily fall 15% more, it would be unprecedented. Even if it does, are you seriously going to make that bet for a measly extra 15% profit where you intend buy at the """real""" bottom?

You guys need to understand risk management, you are LOSING money by not buying ASAP, in fact you already lost money not buying today, the gains are not worth it waiting any longer.

>> No.17455488

>>17455480
Hope it'll go back desu

>> No.17455493

>>17455480
threads *

>> No.17455494

>>17455444
Digits of truth

>> No.17455500

>>17455475
>>17455452
You two girls get a room. In a parked car with the engine running inside a closed garage

>> No.17455506

>>17455475
>I sleep with everything I can
>Please trust my opinion on sexuality

Just like an alcoholic claiming liquor is healthy, you're just as delusional as your tranny side pieces

Please seek help and make something of your worthless self

>> No.17455509

>>17455479
>events you don't know
I'm pretty sure, thanks to the media, the market has priced in a fucking zombie apocalypse at this point.

>> No.17455511

>>17455475
stop larping in a stock thread you faggot NONE of us care in the slightest

>> No.17455512

>>17455476
>Fertile girls in their late teens are gross
Are you trolling? What are you attempting here?

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>>17455481
No dude, this is it. It's unironically, legitimately, 100% over. That's why today I fucking liquidated everything. EVERYTHING.

It's happening anon. This is the beginning of the next great depression. Stock up, prep yourself for rough years ahead, food shortages, water shortages, global economic instability, war, pestilence, death. It's finally happening, this is the beginning of the end times. We didn't listen, we didn't care, and now we will pay the price for our greed and destruction. The whole system will collapse, society will crumble, knowledge will be lost forever and humanity will never recover.

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>>17455480
Man SNSS anon is one cold motherfucker for tricking a bunch of a-holes on here to hold bags while the stock was overbought. Honestly shaking my head senpai but fuck it bro it's their life.

>> No.17455529

>>17455480
If you are that obsessed with him he is Turtlespear on the twits.

>> No.17455530

>>17455480
SNSS is a solid buy when it bottoms out between 0.75 and 0.50. Whoever bought on this peak was a complete retard though.

>> No.17455532

>>17455512
>I want to sleep with mental trainwrecks

Nigga pleeeeease

>> No.17455535

>>17455375
We have known this for years.

>>17455481
Yeah I've been buying. Buying puts. I don't think your traditional trading strats are gonna work in an untraditional scenario.

When's the last time China shut down entire cities for over a month? Wuhan just went past the 1 month mark and nobody is going to work, nobody is going outside.

>> No.17455536

>>17455475
>literally a latina tranny side chick
Jesus Christ, you could have just said that you were a faggot, it would have been more than enough of an explanation for your views.

>> No.17455557

>>17455532
Most women are mental trainwrecks

>> No.17455562

>>17455523
I've only seen this post a few thousand times over the last however many bullrun years

No one pay this poster any mind. He's trying to rob us of our gains

The market will rebound Monday at the latest

>> No.17455569

>>17455532
based, I am only into guys as well

>> No.17455571

>>17455451
$2 by 3/20

>> No.17455578

>>17455255
This.

NYC hasn't locked down yet.

Italy locked down small towns.

Trump wanted to completely close the borders when Ebola was a thing. What do think happens if the CDC announces a hundred cases in NYC and someone on Fox news asks why Trump isn't shutting down NYC like Italy?

Dude would probably not hate to see NYC in chaos either, given the hostility with the state over state taxes, drivers licenses, etc. If NYC is locked down it makes him look like a protector and if NYC complains then it makes him look like the protector keeping America safe from those socialists who want to destroy the country by sheltering illegal immigrants from ICE and letting them spread SARS to the rest of the country.

There's a huge chance NYC just gets locked down when nobody is ready or expects it so that nobody flees the city and brings SARS with them. The market is closed more hours of the day than open so chances are slightly higher than not that NYC gets locked down while you can't trade.

Also, the way the CDC is delaying testing means the eventual panic will only be bigger as we suddenly find a shitload of cases all at once that seem to be doubling because we're uncovering people who simply caught it from a neighbor weeks ago. Imagine if that comes out during a 6pm press conference or something.

As a temporary bear I'm keeping most of my stonk money in shorts overnight.

>> No.17455579

>>17455506
Doctors agree that daily consumption of alcohol is fine.

>> No.17455580

>>17455535
>untraditional scenario
In every similar instance in the past the market has whipped back to the peak. This is a traditional scenario.

You know what? I admit a recession is coming, but this is not a market crash scenario, period, you are an idiot if you think it is.

>> No.17455583

>>17455557
They're that way to weed out the weak men. If you can't keep her in check, how are you going to be able to handle things that threaten her?

>> No.17455584

>>17455562
I don't think it will be total collapse but nobody alive today had seen something like this.

>> No.17455585

>>17455557
Is this what all the NEETs think?

Find a quality girl instead of grasping at straws. You probably aren't a walk in the park yourself

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>>17455536
Actually faggots aren't into trannies and one out of the 4 most erogenous parts of the body that humans, including closet faggots like you, find attractive is the cock. I can tell already you are stuck on the old paradigm of thinking fueled by your immense insecurities but at the end of the day an ass is an ass and what matters is that you do the fucking rather than getting fucked. I can't even begin to tell you how hard 2020 and the future is going to rock you kid.

>> No.17455595

>>17455294
Has NYC lockdown been priced in? It's a big fucking possibility.

>> No.17455605

>>17455588
Traps are gay dude.

>> No.17455612

>>17455506
Hey at least I'm man enough to rape whatever I want.

>> No.17455614

>>17455595
It is not a big possibility, that is fucking asinine. They are not going to lock down New York fucking City. Jesus Christ you guys.

>> No.17455617

>>17455509
Nobody knows how long this corona thingy is going to last. You can't price that in today. The same way you can't price in future technologies and innovations. I'm sorry, but your piss poor econ prof is wrong.

>> No.17455622

>>17455451
>To my understanding, when buying calls, you're only on the hook for the cost of the contract and to pay up for the shares total at the strike price, correct?
You are under no obligation to hold until expiration.

>> No.17455623

>>17455585
I probably work out more than you, it's ok simp.
Maybe you're older than me but us zoomers don't have the best choices out here. Can't name a single girl I met in school who didn't have the benzo stare.

>> No.17455633

>>17455605
Not an argument.

>> No.17455640

spce crashing
anyone still holding?

>> No.17455641

>>17455614
screencapped

>> No.17455642

>>17455614
>It is not a big possibility, that is fucking asinine. They are not going to lock down New York fucking City. Jesus Christ you guys.
Someone, screencap this post

>> No.17455659

>>17455641
>>17455642
Go the fuck ahead, they will NEVER lock down New York City, god damn. Take another one, I literally don't care, just a waste of hard drive space.

>> No.17455661

>>17455578
holy shit i live in nyc, mite b cool to experience apocalypse living conditions assuming i don't die

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>>17455562
Yeah dude, all of this FUD is completely insane. Honestly, it has me pretty spooked, what are the market makers planning? Too volatile for me, that's why I liquidated EVERYTHING.

It's happening anon. This is the beginning of the next great depression. Stock up, prep yourself for rough years ahead, food shortages, water shortages, global economic instability, war, pestilence, death. It's finally happening, this is the beginning of the end times. We didn't listen, we didn't care, and now we will pay the price for our greed and destruction. The whole system will collapse, society will crumble, knowledge will be lost forever and humanity will never recover.

>> No.17455680

>>17455588
traps are gay, speaking as a trap right now. if you want to dick down a tranny/trap/femboy you're fucking gay.

>> No.17455691

>>17455680
you are really limiting your own sexual market with that kind of thinking.

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When he treatment plan for the virus case in Everett any public, I sent deep on GILD. I'm going to the shiniest headstone out of all you faggots

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>>17455642
For real though, they're not going to lock down NYC over this. If there was hemorrhagic fever killing people by the dozen in Manhattan? Yes. Coronavirus, much like H1N1, simply does not have the same mortality rate or cause even remotely similar symptoms. They're not locking NYC down. You're welcome to your own opinions, but if you're betting money on that then you are going to lose it all kek.

>> No.17455698

>>17455669
based

>> No.17455699

>>17455642
>Someone, screencap this post
Why can't you?

>> No.17455700

>>17455640
Me. I'm in it for the tech anyway

>> No.17455704

>>17455640
Yeah. I think it's a lot of panic selling over nothing. I was initially just trying to flip it for some easy money, but their business model actually seems solid. I'm stuck for 500 shares at 36, but I honestly don't feel too bad about it. I might even buy a bit more at the open tomorrow.

>> No.17455705

>>17455680
Well my lady that's your opinion. The scientific evidence supports traps not being gay.

>> No.17455706

>>17455236
Coronavirus is a cover for the economic downturn.

>> No.17455708

>>17455364
CBD helps deal with the bad effects of THC and it also has a positive effect on the endocannabinoid system as a whole which further helps with cytokine storms

>> No.17455711

>>17455614
Maybe not a hard lockdown, but 'suggestions' that people stay inside, cancelling public events, closing down places where people congregate (school's cancelled), etc are all plausible.

>> No.17455714

>>17455294
Linear price drop in anticipation of event with potentially exponential downside?

My bet is people are not good at exponential thinking. People underreact and then overreact. People in real life have underreacted to the virus thus far so the impact is likely to be big unless we get lucky. And the stock market seems to have made a healthy correction but not yet an overreaction.

I'm shorting till the price underreaction which should occur idk, maybe just before people in general start waking up and properly take this issue seriously, like how prices started dipping Thursday and adumped Monday before anyone acknowledged it as an issue.

People in my office were talking about how it's just the flu. Now some of them are joking about it like it's a bad storm coming and it'll be unpleasant and they wish people would stop talking about it because they personally don't think it's worth preparing for and the talk makes them worry.

It hasn't set in for most people yet so likely it hasn't set in for wall st. They think it's bad and there will be a disruption but if we don't react like China eventually did we'll get the result that China got and we'll have to react like them anyway. Nobody can imagine major cities being locked down so they aren't prepared for the magnitude of the potential downside here.

>> No.17455718

>>17455669
I am out too except for my IRA

>> No.17455724

>>17455094
Thanks Dayman. You right.

>> No.17455726

>>17455447
>What cheapies are you guys picking up on this sale? For me, it’s Uber, Microsoft, and Disney
FNGU, SOXL, TECL

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>>17455704
>500 shares at 36

>> No.17455740

>>17455691
how so? just fuck what you want to fuck or get fucked by what you want to get fucked by. just recognize it's gay.
>>17455705
>my lady
fuck off neckbeard im attracted to guys treating me like property not some fancy pants gay boy. by the way, no, whatever scientific evidence you are on about is incorrect. it's gay, buddy.

>> No.17455745

>>17455704
you're fucked. cut your losses

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>>17455699
I already did, I will laugh at that retard as the world falls apart around me

>> No.17455761

>>17455693
yeah 1 day recovery, good looking dude, gild

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we're so fucked

>> No.17455772

>>17455714
Everybody at my hospital laughs at the news in the ICU breakroom and makes fun of the retarded public constantly and have been for nearly a month now. We know that medically speaking, it is literally nothing that serious. For perspective, we were concerned about Ebola.

>> No.17455774

>>17455528
the SNSS gamble is all about the results of the clinical trial that are about to be published. it either moons if the results meet expectations or it goes to shit. because it is a gamble, i only put in about 5 % of my cash.

>> No.17455777

>>17455714
>It hasn't set in for most people yet so likely it hasn't set in for wall st.
Bro have you even been conscious the past 5 days? Wall St. is more than aware of the fucking danger of the virus.

>> No.17455779

>>17454710
https://www.usatoday.com/story/travel/news/2020/02/26/coronavirus-700-under-voluntary-quarantine-ny-after-china-travel/4881305002/
>Coronachan made it to NY

>> No.17455782

>>17455772
no one cares about docs opinions. Insect specialization.

>> No.17455786

>>17455704
>but their business model actually seems solid

This is textbook post-purchase rationalization. Your brain is trying to insulate you from the realization of your stupidity.

>> No.17455787

>>17455740
Well that still isn't an argument you slutty tramp. Explain to me how the data shows that trannies are specifically a heterosexual man's fetish. Not many gays or even women are into trannies but the dudes who are actually 9 out of 10 have gfs.

>> No.17455788

Trump's speech about caronavirus is in 37 minutes guys..

>> No.17455791

There has to be at least a dead cat bounce tomorrow right? We can't just crash nonstop for 5 straight days.

All the asian and euro markets stabilised today as well, but the US just decides to keep taking a dump. wtf trump?

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>>17455779
Holy fucking shit dude, we're done. Thank god that earlier today I fucking liquidated EVERYTHING.

It's happening anon. This is the beginning of the next great depression. Stock up, prep yourself for rough years ahead, food shortages, water shortages, global economic instability, war, pestilence, death. It's finally happening, this is the beginning of the end times. We didn't listen, we didn't care, and now we will pay the price for our greed and destruction. The whole system will collapse, society will crumble, knowledge will be lost forever and humanity will never recover.

>> No.17455798

>>17455447
MSFT
SVXY

And bought a little too soon on
LMT
MA
V

>> No.17455801

>>17455588
>People who fuck men and thus are gay wouldn't fuck a man pretending to be a woman so therefore it's not gay
Kek, imagine being this much of a repressed homosexual.
>>17455680
WTF, I love traps now. Based.

>> No.17455807

>>17455348
based and redpilled image. NEETs are the master race

>> No.17455814

>>17455772
Hope you guys get shot. You're supposed to be saving the sick but instead you're laughing at them because TV said "no burgers!"

The general public will be taking names if this goes unchecked.

>> No.17455820

>>17455772
I hope they have good life insurance policies

>> No.17455822

This entire thread is a trainwreck. Is this how you guys relieve stress after a shit market day?

>> No.17455825

FUCK THE CHINESE AND FUCK BATEATERS

>> No.17455827
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>>17455697
fuck off
Anyone else want to be added to my NYC memecap?

>> No.17455829

>>17455772
wow you guys are dumb. enjoy your scarred lung tissue and lifetime COPD

>> No.17455835

>>17455801
Explain why don't gay men want to bang these women? Turns out real faggots want to bang something that actually looks like a man. The science shows trannies are a straight man's fetish. To be fair, you have to have a high IQ to appreciate it.

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>>17455827
put me in coach

>> No.17455840

>>17455788
can't wait for him to say how good the market looks to him like he did the other day

also, kys tripfaggot

>> No.17455841

>>17455348
holy shit saved

>> No.17455844

>>17455772
Based ICUchads

>> No.17455848

>>17455814
You haven’t lived through enough panics. You would’ve flipped your shit and built a bunker for Y2K.

>> No.17455852

>>17455791
today was the bounce

>> No.17455857

>>17455772
>we were concerned about Ebola.
I hope you guys are jannies or nurses or some other job that doesn't have to know much about diseases

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>>17455838
Alright your in, haha just kidding

>> No.17455862

>>17455772
Hmmm I wonder why nobody trusts doctors. You also sterilize children because you think they'd make a cute girl.

The hubris of man. The absolute fucking hubris.

>> No.17455863

OFFICIAL thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjjxH9O_PjA

>> No.17455867

>>17455814
he's larping, he doesn't actually work in healthcare

>> No.17455868

>>17455772
It's not just the effects of the disease. China has shut down a lot of production to try and contain it. Orders from China aren't going to be filled which is going to hurt the economy, so expect a drop.

>> No.17455871

The great things about these threads is doing the absolute opposite of whatever the loudest retards are doing is guaranteed money.

When you idiots start honestly thinking NYC will be locked down, that is the most reassuring buy signal I've ever seen.

>> No.17455872

>>17455732
>215 shares at 30
can you post what my pink wojak looks like

>> No.17455873

>>17455857
One of the big wig health guys was in front of a hearing and said it had the same death rate as flu.

>> No.17455874

>>17455857
Hemorrhagic fevers were killing African doctors left and right, primarily because they were intubating people and getting secretions in their face, but it killed a lot of them. The mortality rate of Ebola is pretty high.

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>>17455791
You are crazy if you think we aren't going to crash tomorrow on fears of Trumps address with the CDC in 30 minutes.

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>>17455861

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>>17455794
true

>> No.17455881

>>17455414
WHO has already said they don't use that word when someone called them on it, right? I heard this second hand but didn't look at source and don't know where it was now.

>> No.17455883

>>17455861
whoa, rude bro that's not the /smg/ way

>> No.17455887

>>17455827
do me, i said it mite b cool

>> No.17455894

>>17455868
Yeah man, I agree with you about the potential economic implications. I'm just saying that the virus isn't going to be wiping out the planet or killing more people/different pt populations than the flu.

>> No.17455895

>>17455835
It's the act of fucking a man that makes it gay. All men who fuck other men are gay, it doesn't matter if they are fucking a man pretending to be a woman or not.

>> No.17455897

>>17455848
>Y2K
LOOOOL. I work with computers so no, I would've been the one preventing old systems from getting effected by the bug.

Now the 2038 bug, that could be an issue if left unchecked.

>> No.17455901

>>17455871
My dad works for nintendo in NYC he said there are armed Chinese guards locking down his building right now

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17455907

>>17455861
>>17455877
sorry wrong image

>> No.17455910

>>17455897
Wow you believe in retarded conspiracies.

>> No.17455915

>>17455901
I heard that exact same rumor bro, too many reports not to be true, that's why I fucking liquidated EVERYTHING.

It's happening anon. This is the beginning of the next great depression. Stock up, prep yourself for rough years ahead, food shortages, water shortages, global economic instability, war, pestilence, death. It's finally happening, this is the beginning of the end times. We didn't listen, we didn't care, and now we will pay the price for our greed and destruction. The whole system will collapse, society will crumble, knowledge will be lost forever and humanity will never recover.

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>>17455881
Yes, you can thank pic related.

>Coronavirus is not a pandemic, because we do not use the word pandemic anymore

>> No.17455932

>>17455874
>The mortality rate of Ebola is pretty high.
no doubt about that, but the infections occur only in africa for a reason
>>17455873
could be, I'm not a corona doomer either

>> No.17455937

>>17455894
Of course. The kill rate is maybe 5% and it really only hits the old and sickly hard. I'm not worried about catching it because I'll likely be fine.

Everyone is denying the reality that governments are shutting everything down. Odd. There's so much disinfo that nobody knows what the fuck is going on.

>> No.17455941

>>17455852
>>17455875
We used to get 1 or 2 small red days (-0.5%), followed by 2 or 3 absolute panic (-3%) days, and then a small bounce of 2 or 3 days. And then its either back to normality of JUST.

We've had 2 small red days last week, followed by complete JUST all week this week. It's time for a small bounce.

>> No.17455942

Glad I'm not holding any SPCE right now, jesus

>> No.17455946

>>17455528
>SNSS anon is one cold motherfucker
He's not malevolent. Just a delusional retard.

>> No.17455949

>>17455827
they dont have the manpower to lock down NYC. a city that is literally 99% nonwhite 3rd world illegals and will chimp out violently at the slightest disturbance to their autonomy

>> No.17455953
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APT STILL PUMPIN!!
>MAY 15TH $10 PUT STILL ON TABLE

APT STILL PUMPIN!!
>MAY 15TH $10 PUT STILL ON TABLE

APT STILL PUMPIN!!
>MAY 15TH $10 PUT STILL ON TABLE

APT STILL PUMPIN!!
>MAY 15TH $10 PUT STILL ON TABLE

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>>17455887
turn around, anakin

>> No.17455956

>>17455509
If everyone in the us stopped working for a month and a hundred thousand people died, would that be priced?

Because china is underreporting infections and they have supposedly been cremating way more people than usual. If their healthcare system is stressed then 10% dead would be easy, and we already have the government confirming it will be spreading everywhere.

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>>17455862
>You also sterilize children because you think they'd make a cute girl.
based

>> No.17455966

>>17455910
Are.... Are you retarded? There were a few computers effected by Y2K and the 2038 bug is something that people are fixing TODAY.

Do some reading codelet.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Year_2038_problem

>> No.17455967

>>17455530
Data will disrupt your plan either to the up side or the downside.

>> No.17455971

>>17455786
I also bought Moderna the day before it popped. More than eclipses my loss, based off the proportion of my investments.

>> No.17455972

>>17455874
if i recall ebola mortality is like 80%+ if you contract the infection

>> No.17455977

>>17455946
Nah he actually pretended to know what he was talking about almost like an insider when it's just another junk penny stock.

>> No.17455979

i held off on buying spce shares so many times this week
thank fuck

>> No.17455980

>>17455942
How much profit did you watch slip away on SNSS today?

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>>17455932
You're right, I meant more that we were concerned re: what we would do if it spread in the US but we don't really give a shit about if SARS 2.0 comes over here.

>>17455937
The FUD against this virus is insane, this shit is like the Q conspiracy theory shit but for zoomers who have never been through a health scare before. Alternatively, it is some kind of economic warfare meant to tank the market kek.

>> No.17455985

>>17454746
>>17454746
>>17454746

NEW
NEW
NEW

>>17454746
>>17454746
>>17454746

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>>17455872

>> No.17455987

>>17455772
You guys are retarded. I work in critical care and our hospital doesn't have near enough ventilators required for an outbreak. Never fucking mind ECHMO machines

>> No.17455991

>>17455949
That's a bit of goalpost moving imo. If the state declares a curfew/quarantine and tries to deploy men to enforce it, I think that counts as a "lockdown" even if it just results in riots

>> No.17455993

>>17455966
>it's getting fixed so it's a big conspiracy
Dude lay off the tin foil hats. The frogs aren't gay man.

>> No.17455994

>>17455967
What does that even mean? The chart was obvious the second it started dumping today to sell. In fact it was obvious before it even started dumping. The second that MA inverted you should have peaced the fuck out.

>> No.17456003

>>17455910
Cannot believe people on this website are this fucking uneducated. Please unglue yourself from the TV.

>The total cost of the work done in preparation for Y2K[68] is estimated at[69] over US$300billion ($445 billion as of January 2018, once inflation is taken into account).[70][71] report from BBC News, 6 January 2000.</ref> IDC calculated that the US spent an estimated $134billion ($199 billion) preparing for Y2K, and another $13billion ($19 billion) fixing problems in 2000 and 2001. Worldwide, $308billion ($457 billion) was estimated to have been spent on Y2K remediation.[72]

>> No.17456008

>>17455953
I have a few puts myself, at whatever the max date is lel.
>>17455862
I'm not a kike and I'm an intensivist so 99.9% of my patients aren't even conscious lmao.

>> No.17456016

>>17455614
No, if a cluster is found in new york then there is a yuuuuge chance Trump freaks out and has the city locked down. Remember he wanted Obama to close all the borders for ebola. Locking down NYC so illegal immigrants don't infect the red states would not be surprising.

>> No.17456017
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>NYC population: 8,4 million
>can afford only 1200 hospital beds to treat coronapozzed patients
>"we're prepared haha we're in great shape buy the dip bro :D :D :D"
is cheeto nigger actually retarded or is he just so desperately trying to keep the stock market from crashing?

>> No.17456022

>>17455993
Conspiracy theory implies it's all made up. It was an actual problem that had to be fixed.

It's ok. I know you didn't know that. TV said no burger. Take the L.

>> No.17456024

>>17455994
400mg data will come out within the next 2 weeks.
There's not enough time to pull off your plan.
It will either pump or dump massively.

>> No.17456030

>>17455991
what good is a curfew or lockdown if you cant enforce it

>> No.17456032

>>17455452
>Hebe is 11-14
>>attraction to this age group is a abnormal
depends on the girl. girl in your pic could be 13 or 14 and i can guarantee you would get a boner if she did a lapdance on you.
Remind me the scene in thirteen when a grown up almost end up fucking her but is thinking about jail
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dad4-gQfhMs

>> No.17456041

>>17456003
Ok boomer.

>> No.17456052

>>17455772
>For perspective, we were concerned about Ebola.
Oh ok, so your opinion is trash then.

>> No.17456053

>>17455977
I know. He still pretends to be a microbiologist despite being a webdev. I still think that it's more delusion than something else. He married snss.
He's trying to "help".

>> No.17456054

>>17455987
This guy gets it. 2-5% mortality is under BEST CASE scenarios. 20% mortality with no medical care.

>> No.17456058

K I sold all my APT position. Now I’m pumping SNSS and PRTK. We can go back to normal now plis sir...SNSS will get picked up to $3+ on good data, and PRTK will moon because this whole incident made the US realize that you can’t rely on Gyna for 100% of ur countries life saving antibiotics and shit.

BRING BACK THE GREATNESS TO OUR GLORIOUS UNITED STATES! Get rid of the dependency on Gyna to make our drugs. PRTK PRTK PRTK PRTK PRTK

>> No.17456080

>>17455953
Got outta that shit at $10. I can’t believe it’s at $13!!!! What in the fuck....definitely left an extra $1,000 or so on the table. Oh well

>> No.17456084

>>17455772
You should tell the doctors in Wuhan that it's no big deal then.

>> No.17456107

>>17455977
Ehhhh it’s still very much in play- not sure what all of you are on about. It still either goes to $2-3 maybe more, or ZERO in the next month. This is still a valid play, this ain’t no Confido senpai (although it’s close)...

>> No.17456108

>>17456084
Their treatment is leaving them in a bed and literally doing nothing, rather than providing supportive care, lmao.

>> No.17456109

>>17455946
Not delusional, nor a retard. Pay more attention to how the price moves on this stock before commenting.
>>17455977
I certainly know more than you
>>17455980
Considering I bought even more and averaged up, quite a bit, which will be replenished with ease by simply holding after that incredibly standard stock price movement we've already seen a bunch of times the past 2 months.

>> No.17456114

>>17456084
>You should tell the doctors in Wuhan that it's no big deal then.
He can break out a ouija board so he doesn't have to buy a plane ticket...

>> No.17456118

>>17455788
Probably bad news.

He briefed congress yesterday and they were horrified.

Do you think he's going to lie to the American people after briefing congress? It's probably gonna be the same thing but with an attempt to make it sound reassuring.

>> No.17456122

>>17456108
How many beds does your ICU have? Can you handle an outbreak of 2000+ severe cases in your city?

>> No.17456126

>>17456084
Posts like his makes me happy knowing patients intentionally infected these "doctors".
Of course they wear masks and panic when a patient spits "nothing" at them.

These guys don't understand the dangers of calling a minor event "nothing". It's something and they'll be on the chopping block for lying to the public.

>> No.17456139

Friendly reminder that nurses are the lower middle class wage slaves of the medical industry. They are glorified nannies and admins who's thoughts nobody values, especially not doctors.

>> No.17456141

>>17456108
You'll probably do the same, demon.

>> No.17456146

>>17456109
You don't know shit about anything. You post things that are written here on stocktwits and post things written on stocktwits here while pretending that you figured it yourself.

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>>17456109
>how the price moves
weekly looks comfy.
probably crab and test $1 a bunch before data.
got an Oct $2 call

>> No.17456163

>>17455937
The kill rate is overwhelming crematoriums in Wuhan, you tell me if that sounds like just the old and sick.

>> No.17456174

>>17456109
>nor a retard
doubt.jpg

>> No.17456181

>>17455937
5% is an INSANE kill rate

>> No.17456183

>>17456146
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH All I hear is crying, which has no value. You gonna refute anything I've posted? Oh, no, right, you can't, because you're just some inept fuckwad wasting other people's time. Lurk until you figure out god damn anything.

>> No.17456188

>>17455614
Nassau county got 80 people under quarantine because they are suspected of having it. Plus factor in the amount of Chinese tourists they get even before the travel ban, I wouldn't be surprised if its already in NYC in the lesser watched parts.

>> No.17456216

>>17456183
This is not about snss. It was a fine pick a while ago. This is about you being a absolute faggot.

>> No.17456226

>>17456108
Why do think that was the treatment? Because it's so fucking bad there is no way to treat everyone

That's gonna be the same standard of care here if people don't lock cities down.

>> No.17456228

>>17456163
Oh no, I'm totally with you. I'm just trying to concede points to these guys who are dead set on riding the market.

>> No.17456233

>>17456216
Faggotry is just bitching about others and providing nothing of value. You, sir, are projecting. Meanwhile, today SNSS just pulled back toward the 200sma crossing the 50. You should probably look into what that usually precedes. Maybe then you can come back and say something useful!

>> No.17456253

>>17456233
>>17456183
t. an unemployed obese retarded man who has framed his life around what a single stock does

>> No.17456256

>>17456233
So did SOXL, just fyi.

>> No.17456265

>>17456181
TV said burgers are not there. No burger.

>>17456108
Hmmm I wonder why.
Crazy how all this is happening over a notburger. I wonder what would happen if something happened like the common cold or- God forbid- someone got the flu! They'd have to shut down the entire world!

Man. I remember last flu season I couldn't leave my home! China shut down for whole months just to battle the flu! Crazy how this happens every single year during flu outbreak.

>> No.17456268

>>17456256
Now that IS interesting
>>17456253
Again, WAAAAAAHHHH, say something useful.

>> No.17456276

>>17456268
>say something useful.
Okay. Stop posting you obnoxious faggot.

>> No.17456303

>>17456276
That's not useful, it's crying. Got any information that would actually be of value to god damn anyone? We aren't here to vet your feelings. We're here about the stock market.

>> No.17456310

>>17454920
try 14%

>> No.17456320

>>17456303
Actually maybe I shouldn't say that since a lot of this board is definitely people posting pink wojaks and expressing their feelings...

>> No.17456335

>>17456303
>We
Kek, you ever wonder why no one ever backs you up? Everyone here hates your guts and we wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire and offered us your entire SNSS holdings in exchange.

>> No.17456343

>>17456335
A lot of people actually do back me up. This is another instance of you needing to pay better attention.

>> No.17456357

>>17456343
One of them is a boomer from stocktwits and the other one lost all his money on weed stocks.
Fantastic.

>> No.17456363

>>17456343
You are delusional. Who backs you up? Even people who own SNSS want you to commit suicide. You're always be that annoying fat retarded faggot.

>> No.17456364

>>17456335
>>17456343
I choose tripfags over anti trip fags solely on the fact that the people whining never post anything besides crying about trips, while the trips at least sometimes post about the damn market and their picks.

>> No.17456387

>>17456364
It's curious how the same thing always get posted here by someone with very few posts in the thread. Cute cellphone posting, but there are easier ways to jerk yourself off than pretending that you're not a tripfag.

>> No.17456435

>>17456364
This is not a tripfag/anti tripfag debate. I'm pro tripfag within certain boundaries and I own snss.
This is 100% about snss anon being a obnoxious and deceiving faggot. He lied about being an insider. He lied about his holdings. He also lies about his job. He also says that snss is risk free money on each fucking occasion. It's not.

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>>17456387
Oh yeah I actually have enough windows open to post as the whole of 4chan excluding you. I'm not your boogeyman, I lost some money today on calls and I'm playing Kenshi with this in a side window. I can spam some wojacks if having a post count in the 30s would validate me for you.

>>17456435
If thats the case I don't care or mind.

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>Down 5,000 dollars on HBM because of Corona and less than stellar EPS release

I'm going to hold. Just put 3k on it so i can get out early if I want to.
Dad is helping me to write a will in the interim.

>> No.17456503

>>17456435
I literally never claimed to be an insider. Not sure where you're getting this new bullshit. The second someone asked if I was one, I told them I wasn't.

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so when would the strategy of just entering at RSI ~30 fail me

>> No.17456566

>>17456503
Try to rember my dear fren.
You never directly said that you're an insider but you always pretended to know stuff about the trials. When someone asked about more info you said things like
>I can't tell. I'm actually not supposed to know this....
Nvm.
What about all the other things you lied about?

>> No.17456580

>>17456516
When it keeps going lower

>> No.17456598

>>17456566
Never said anything even remotely like that. What I said is I understand the science. Not that I am a part of the trials in any way, and I never implied otherwise. Now you are lying, because you are obsessed with me, which is just sad. Do you have no stocks to discuss? Fresh out?

>> No.17456613

>>17456107
Dude that is fucking wishful thinking. In the long run this stocks theta is fucking garbage. Have you seem what it used to trade at? It took fucking forever for it to grow exactly like a pump and dump. All he has to do is convince you ass hats to hold bags thinking it will go to $2-3...

>> No.17456625

>>17456598
>because you are obsessed with me,
Nice try at lciguy
>What about all the other things you lied about?

>> No.17456629

>>17456598
Why don't you tell us how you lost money on SPCE by buying the top and panic selling?

>> No.17456640

>>17456629
Ech so many faggots are guilty of this.

>> No.17456648

>>17456625
Nothing other than the fucking amount of shares, which was the only thing I lied about among the bullshit you spewed. Anyway, done replying to you. It's clearly a waste of everyone's time because you have nothing, and I mean nothing, of value to say.

>> No.17456650

>>17456107
>r ZERO in the next month
Nah, veca isn't worthless. They also have a second drug. Ind filing in q3/4

>> No.17456657

>>17456629
More than I would like. It was over a number of transactions but I think the total was somewhere between 3-400 dollars. Didn't buy it even close to the top, however, even showed a screencap to make that clear.

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Is any of this true?

>> No.17456672

>>17456659
Well I know that I refer to bears in homophobic terms.

>> No.17456745

>>17454710
Not bad actually. Up a percent and it’s literally my first day

>> No.17456861

>One of my index funds was actually positive today.
Nani

>> No.17456928

GET READY FOR A MASSIVE SELL OFF TOMORROW RETARDS LMFAO. TRUMP ABSOLUTELY LOST. GUYS A FUCKING RETARD AND SHOULD NEVER BE IN FRONT OF A MIC IN THE EVENT OF CRISIS. HOLY FUCK WHAT A FUCKING IDIOT.

>> No.17457042

We are the most prepared nation on the planet. Also putting Pence in charge of this is the chad move.

>> No.17457126

>>17456659
FAKE NEWS

>> No.17457325

>>17456672
With the 50 SMA crossing the 100 and the 10 crossing the 200. Can this be considered a good thing? I'm new to this deeper level chart analysis

>> No.17457351

fuck, someone had to ask trump about the stock market. we were at -.07% now at -.50%

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