/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.17450459]

>this angers the swingie and no linkers

[Anonymous No.17450475]

I didn't even realize lol, thought we were down but the whole market is down

[Anonymous No.17450480]

What does this mean?

[Anonymous No.17450499]

[Anonymous No.17450510]

>>17450475
LINK is a bear market coin anon, in 2018 it pumped while everything else was dumping

it's our time to shine once again

[Anonymous No.17450541]

>this angers OP

[Anonymous No.17450552]

>>17450541
>poor mans shadow link

nope

[Anonymous No.17450567]

>>17450541
You had years to buy at pennies anon.

[Anonymous No.17450583]

>>17450510
Right, investors looking for a safe haven to park their wealth in the next brewing financial crisis are chomping at the bit to dump their money into an ICO based out of the Caymen Islands with no working product. Even if most people read the documentation surrounding this shit token, they still wouldn't even know what the fuck it does or who it's for and they won't care.

[Anonymous No.17450598]

>>17450459
If we don't kill grampa Bitcoin itself, then we should at least kill its clones BCH and BSV.

[Anonymous No.17450613]

>>17450459
And to think I was actually considering selling a portion. I'll never doubt Link again.

[Anonymous No.17450623]

>>17450459
the swingies bought back after selling at 4.5 idiot, we are getting RICHER HAHAHA FUCK U BETA LINKER

[Anonymous No.17450644]

>>17450583
>stale 2017 fud

you can do better than that bud

[Anonymous No.17450682]

is it bull running?

[Anonymous No.17451150]

Um, guys...

[Anonymous No.17451179]

>>17450459
People new to /biz/: Yes, Chainlink seems like a promising project. Yes, it seems like the team is full of geniuses. Loads of partnerships. The world is going to run on LINK! Right?
Before you buy, let me tell you a story.
I was visiting San Francisco to see one of my friends. We went to a strip club, and while I was there I saw Sergey, surrounded by women. He was throwing tons of money at them, but not just bills. It was stacks upon stacks of $10,000, sealed up with white paper bands like he had just come straight from a bank.
I went up to him and congratulated him on the success of Chainlink as of late (this was about a month ago), and he started laughing. He took a hefty swig from a bottle of Dom Perignon and said, "Yeah? You think I care, stinky?"
Confused, I asked what he meant, and said that he had obviously put a lot of work into LINK and he should be proud.
"Fundamentally, I don't give two fucks about Chainlink, kid."
He was about to say something else but one of the strippers tapped him on the shoulder. Sergey pulled out from his pocket the biggest ziplock bag full of cocaine I've ever seen in my life. It looked like one of those gallon bags, almost bulging at the seams. The stripper ran off into a back room with it.
He then pulled out a Zippo lighter.
"You wanna know what I think about Chainlink?"
He snapped his fingers and a stripper handed him a bottle of Hennessy. He then pulled about 20 stacks of bills from a duffel bag, threw them on the floor, poured cognac all over them. He flicked his Zippo and dropped it onto the pile. Almost instantly the whole stack caught.
I stared at him, speechless.
"It's called a 'PUMP and DUMP,' kid."
He laughed as he watched the pile burn before losing interest and going into a back room with his entourage of strippers following carrying duffel bags full of what I assume was money and coke.
This is the man you are supporting by buying LINK.

[Anonymous No.17451766]

>>17451179
can confirm, same thing happened to me the other month. I posted this then almost word for word

[Anonymous No.17451912]

>>17451179
can confirm, i am one of the strippers that was there, sergey pumped and dumped every one of us

[Anonymous No.17451990]

>>17451179
Dude, I was randomly browsing the chainlink slack a few weeks ago and saw the weirdest thing. Sergey and Rory were having a barbecue. Just a barbecue, nothing else. They were eating sausages. And the chatroom was full of people who were tipping left and right. And suddenly someone donated 200 tokens ($20.99) and says 'show pussy pls'. A minute later he donated 500 tokens ($44.99) and says 'show pussy'. 30 seconds later 1000 tokens ($79.99) and 'pussy'. Then, finally, Sergey stood up and flashed his pussy for a second. Then they banned him. What the fuck?

[Anonymous No.17451997]

>>17450459
For real though guys why is it pumping? I've been ignoring biz and CMC for a few days after I saw the BTC dump beginning. I thought LINK would be below $3 by now and couldn't bear to look.

[Anonymous No.17452021]

>>17450583
Holy shit pay attention to the market, very few doomsday fagging even despite the drop

[Anonymous No.17452051]

>>17451990
can confirm. same thing happened to me

[Anonymous No.17452077]

>>17450623
Larp

[The Devil !!y9pM1O7kKh0 No.17452081]

>>17450583
Only idiots do not know what it does/will be able to do. Stay away. Go back.

[Anonymous No.17452097]

>>17450623
bad habits will cost you in the long run

[Anonymous No.17452109]

>>17451179
This. Bunch of 4channers tried to force it as /ourcoin/, during the presale ico phase of chainlink there was a minimum requirement of 300eth to enter the presale. Bunch of anons pooled up together and shared presale links to fill them with their eth. Coin continued to get shilled and pumped up and hyped for the sibios event that link was attended, whole event turned out to be a flop chainlink had a presentation in a room of like 18 people next to the public toilets, literally no news or partnership came from the event and the coin dumped back to below ico prices and created 1000's of bagholder anons. Now during this alt bull run lots of anons and took advantage of this and shilling this coin to all the new money and newfags that joined in december and don't know this story. The coin is HEAVILY manipulated and the supply is dried up from huge whales who accumulated below ICO price to create a artificially lower supply (a lot like REQ) and these people have so much room to dump on all of you faggots to still be in profit when the time comes. In regards to actual project that chainlink aiming to achieve it's nothing more than a basic json parser for smart contracts, would take like a day to add to ethereum by itself.. literally making links whole concept pointless and definitely no need for a token. Would take a lot longer to get it working with bitcoin but the bitcoin core devs would be able to work out the solution a lot quicker than chainlink will, think that's something worth noting that literally nothing is completed and you're literally just buying a whitepaper, they have only 2 developers and they don't communicate at all with no proven background on either, in fact sergey was involved in a project before chainlink called NxT that he since been abandoned until it was took over by a new developer team

[Anonymous No.17452122]

Guys wtf is actually going on you can say it a dump but there are only two coins in the green right now...

[Anonymous No.17452163]

>>17451179
I saw Sergey Nazarov at a McDonald’s restaurant in San Francisco yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you're doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my lunch, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off.

When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like eleven big macs and two milkshakes in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter although he managed to unnoticeably stuff few big macs in his pants.

When she scanned one of the big macs and told the total sum, he stopped her and angrily told her to agree on a smart insurance contract, in case the hamburgers messes up Sergey’s belly. He said he had a few sensors up in his ass, which were giving highly reliable real-time data of his stomach’s condition and bringing that information reliably to the smart contract, which will automatically trigger the insurance payment when needed. He then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think Chainlink’s oracle network is working anyway. After she agreed on the contracts service agreement and demanded the payment for the hamburgers, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly and said “I find Burger King fundamentally better anyway”.

[Anonymous No.17452177]

>>17452097
>cope
Kek when will hodlers realise unrealised profits are nothing more than a dopamine rush that lets the desperate fantasise about a better life

[Anonymous No.17452184]

I sold 200 link at 3.70 to buy a gun and some supplies for the impending Coronaing that’s coming.

But I bought at .35 cents and still have a significant make it stack if I manage to survive the pandemic. Literally not even the end of the world could shake more than 2% of my stack out of my hands.

[Anonymous No.17452255]

>>17452177
you're the one addicted to green candles and that's why you can't leave it alone
you'll learn like the rest of them.. imagine having to send a 1099 to the IRS for each exchange you're swinging on, just to show them that you managed to lose half your stack of LINK, while I'm sitting here exerting NO effort and paying less taxes because I'm holding for years

think about it

[Anonymous No.17452347]

>>17452163
Pasta is missing electrical infetterance. Please fix now.

[Anonymous No.17452390]

>>17452184
It's fine to sell some, I'd say it's even needed to build iron hands. As long as you're not selling a majority of what you have, it's okay. I sold a very small stack at 2€ to buy a new PC since my old one went up in flames. My other stinks are literally out of circulation.

[Anonymous No.17452420]

>>17452255
>everybody is American
Nice cope. I’ve paid 0 (zero) in taxes and yeah I actually enjoy trading. What’s the fun in hodling? What low-effort, low-thought? Who the hell wants to live that kinda life. I grew up pretty privileged, you get bored of that and of being surrounded by people like that (I.e. thinking they’re geniuses because they bothered to put some of their trust fund on an index fund and yet essentially live like neets)

[Anonymous No.17452457]

>>17452177
when will hodlers realise... their unrealised profits? probably never

[Anonymous No.17452458]

>>17452420
I trade too. It scratches my gambling itch. I'm still saving up for a run to the casino because I'm doing okay

Gambling with LINK is suicidal behavior. Here in America there is a hotline you can call for gambling addiction or if you are feeling suicidal. I will NEVER risk my future by selling my LINK. Holding LINK is the reason I can afford some gambling money in my budget

You need to seek help...

[Anonymous No.17452519]

>>17452458
>he thinks link or crypto could ever negatively affect my future
Kek I’m not a desperate poorfag like you, trading with money I can’t afford to lose. I actually hodled a stack of link for two years and since I know I have more capital than you, I know I’ve made more money than you off link. That’s not even counting my trading stack kek

[Anonymous No.17452550]

>>17452519
a wise black man once rapped, "niggas used to having money is really kinda poor"

[Anonymous No.17452591]

>>17452550
Hahahahahahaha cope harder poorfag

[Anonymous No.17452707]

>>17452591
Everyone hits rock bottom. You will too, and then you'll think back to when you had $1,000,000,000,000 worth of LINK. Better start developing those coping mechanisms now

[Anonymous No.17452739]

>>17450541
>>17450567
>angry stinkers reply within a minute
jej

[Anonymous No.17452799]

>>17450480
>>17450499
inverse cup n' handle. sub 2$ before end of next month.
Tether up for those 50% token gain.

[Anonymous No.17452806]

>>17452707
Holy shit this cope keeps getting better and better
>Better start developing those coping mechanisms now
Well I guess you’d be the man to go to for that lmao

[Anonymous No.17454014]

>>17450459
Lol I bought 10,000 of those two years ago just because of the memeing on /biz/ and just check back every couple months, pretty neat though it went from barely being in the Top 100 to almost Top 10

[Anonymous No.17454047]

Wtf what was that