FUCKING MAKE IT STOP

[Anonymous No.17447631]

IM LOSING EVERYTHING

THE STOCK MARKET

CRYPTO

MONTHLY BILLS

MY WIFE AND I ARE FIGHTING EVERYDAY ABOUT WHAT I DID WITH THE MONEY

I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE

[Anonymous No.17447650]

normie btfo

[Anonymous No.17447668]

wipe it wagie

[Anonymous No.17447671]

>>17447631
you are supposed to smile and be nice

[Anonymous No.17447718]

Chill dude crypto will literally reverse in the next week and go back up. It does this all the time yet people STILL freak out over it.

[Anonymous No.17448110]

>>17447631
how hot is your wife?

[Anonymous No.17448148]

Post your wife's ass and eth address

[Anonymous No.17448185]

>>17447631
if you couldnt predict the fall since january, stay tf away from finance you brainlet.

Sell all the craps you can then buy the deepest dips in March, you ll get some money back, ezezez

[Anonymous No.17448248]

same shit anon. life fuck me and my gf last two years. i don't know for what i live. nothing good i see

[Anonymous No.17448279]

Sell your wife?

[Anonymous No.17448308]

>>17447718
The pandemic is barely starting. The 10 of us who will be left alive can trade in crypto however the fuck we want after that.

[Anonymous No.17448364]

>>17448185
Post your TA

[Anonymous No.17448409]

Lol don’t ride the roller coaster if you’re just gonna jump off and die.
Btc took 10 years to make avg ppl millionaires, and most sold off their hundreds or thousands of btc when they hit 5 digit profit anyway. You realize it could be worse right?

[Anonymous No.17448459]

>>17447631
Post wife tits

Also do she got life insurance? Looking to make a deal here.

[Anonymous No.17448545]

i'll pay you to let me bang your wife, price will vary depending on how hot she is.
the stipulation is that you have to watch

[Anonymous No.17448564]

>>17448364
>TA
>>17447631
>Wife

[Anonymous No.17448664]

>>17447631
haha same here Wojack, let's kill ourselves with the ropie!

[Anonymous No.17448698]

>>17447631
God bless, I hope you recover soon

[Anonymous No.17448754]

>notice crypto is going down
>buy in before they go up
>next day it's down another 10%
>day after it's another 10% down
I fucked up

[Anonymous No.17448787]

>>17448754
That's why you hedge.

[Anonymous No.17448826]

>>17448787
Explain hedge?

[Anonymous No.17449066]

>>17448826
It’s where you put money in an opposing scenario so if your main play doesn’t come off, your hedge will recover some of the losses if not even them out completely.

For example during the brexit vote I longed the £ thinking we were nailed on to remain. But I also longed Gold which would drop if we had remained but go up if leave won. My £ long got btfo almost immediately but gold shot up at the same time, I even had time to double down and take some profit.

In crypto you can hedge by of course shorting btc if you suspect a drop is coming, you could also just move some of your stack to tether which is kind of like longing the $ against btc, then move it back into btc when you think the bottom is in.

[Anonymous No.17449092]

>>17447631
Don't speculate if you don't got what it takes. And never bet more than you're willing to lose. Retard. Hope your wife leaves you for someone with a bigger dick than you.

[Anonymous No.17449140]

Might be time for you and your wife to bring out the kneepads

[Anonymous No.17449774]

If it makes you feel any better if the global economy collapses even many rich fags will be BTFO and if corona is a real pandemic then money will be worthless the only winners are those with power

[Anonymous No.17449987]

Owning crypto in February 2020? Yikes.

[Anonymous No.17450184]

>>17448545
OP would probably give you his remaining stack to make this fantasy of his happen.

[Anonymous No.17450241]

>>17449092
>And never bet more than you're willing to lose
Fucking retard. Banks are too big to fail. Hedge funds are fucking huge. People have looong payment plans. And you retard here is saying NEVER BET MORE THAN YOU'RE WILLING TO LOSE. Fuck off, seriously.

[Anonymous No.17450355]

>>17448364

[Anonymous No.17450432]

Why are you worried about the stock market? Stock market is your long term investment. If you need that money in less than 7 years, it shouldnt be in the stock market.

[Anonymous No.17450595]

>>17450355
>His piss/cum have no inertia power
>Thinks he's gonna make it
Unless you can pee/cum onto your face while standing up, nobody will consider you a human.

[Anonymous No.17450614]

>>17448364
Post your tarot cards, you fucking gypsy. They have just as much merit as TA

[Anonymous No.17450645]

>>17450614
Last time i drew tarots, i got hanged man and prince. Which means depression and suicide, and a person falling due his delusions.
How's that for a reading you fucking faggot?

[Anonymous No.17450711]

>>17450645
Pretty good. Also im going to see if I can cum in my own face standing up like you mentioned here >>17450595

[Anonymous No.17450729]

so... you're not all in LINK?

[Anonymous No.17451154]

>>17450711
Good luck bro. Many good wishes upon a self-stained cum face according to my tarots

[Anonymous No.17451226]

The only thing worth having money in rn is CoronaToken. As the virus crashes everything else, we revel in the gains.

[Anonymous No.17451590]

Hodl you fucking dip

[Anonymous No.17451865]

>>17447631
HODL you retard

[Anonymous No.17452204]

>>17448308
It's just a fad, people like buyng into doomsday scenarios because it's exciting and they're bored. No fucking flavor of the decade virus is ever going to beat out regular old influenza, that shit sometimes kill over half a million A YEAR.