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>go to job interview
>take personality quiz with HR roastie
>conflict resolution is really important at our company :^)
>using your girlfriend as an example, tell me how you settled a disagreement with her :^)
>I n-never had one
>We'll be giving you a call back :^)

I never did get that call back.

>> No.17439502
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17439502

I ghosted them and found new ones

>> No.17439558

you dont have to say you dont have a gf. think about a time you disagreed with your mom and tell that story instead, but substitute "mom" for "girlfriend"

>> No.17439601

>>17439558
Kek, my gf was being a total bitch, nagging me about cleaning my room so i yelled at her, i hate you. I wish I was never born.

Then later she made me some delicious tendies and I played Halo all night. Was pretty sweet.

>> No.17439736

>>17439470
Should have said you were gay, but at least you know for your next interview.

>> No.17439754

>>17439470
wtf is a personality quiz? lmao what kind of faggot jobs are you applying for? please dont tell me you are trying to work somewhere where theres a millennial in charge

>> No.17439777

>>17439470
OP you can actually make a shitload of money here. It's illegal to ask potential employee's about their relationship status because it is illegal to discriminate against people based on such status.

I think you'd have a serious case against this company for discriminating against you. Sue the living fuck out of them!

>> No.17439787

>>17439736
>i'm actually gay, how dare you presume I'm attracted to women, this is 2020. I feel discriminated against.
Please take the job and a 200% payrise, I'm very sorry for making you feel this way.

>> No.17439797

Its another incel thread

>> No.17439983

>>17439470
DO NOT FOR A SECOND THINK, that system will fix something for you when system itself is wrong.

System wants to fuck you over, people want to fuck you over.


I had worse interviews....
Kill the bitch, or hope that virus will do it for you.

>> No.17439999

>>17439754
Was part of the PWC hiring process too. Don't demoralize or pretend this shit doesn't happen you fucking boomer.

>> No.17440013

>>17439777
>he thinks the law protects incels
Lmao bro. They didn't write that for losers like you.

>> No.17440802

>>17439999
im not a boomer faggot im 33 years old and ive never seen or heard of something a gay as a "personality quiz" for a job application. what kind of questions were on it? then again i dont work at some meme startup run by retard millennials

>> No.17440855

>>17440802
You don't know what PWC is, do you? Psychometric testing is part of any large organization not everybody can go work in his grandpa's autobody shop. Personality testing usually has a lot of surface-level ethic bullshit weaved into it, how does this make you feel and rate out of 10.

>33
>Not a boomer
Got some bad news for you son.

>> No.17440872

>>17439470

Obviously wanted the dick.

Should've laid it out there for her.

>> No.17440877

>>17439601
Top kek
Up vote

>> No.17440887

>>17440855
i work at one of the 10 biggest corporate law firms in the country you imbecile. all throughout my career i have never had anything close to what you describe, and that includes my work for the feds previously and my last 2 employers

>> No.17440902

>>17440013
That’s why you tell >>17439736 to a lawyer

>> No.17440914

>>17440855
so cn you give an example? do they ask shit like "would you steal this bread to feed your family"?

are you sure this wasnt just some bullshit the HR hiring lady made up because she saw it on some blog as "a proven and effective method to hire the right person every time!" and decided to copy it?