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SOXS Edition

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Previous >>17431026

>> No.17432667

2020 is the new 2008

>> No.17432678
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17432678

ANNNNDDD I'M FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FREEEEEEEEE FAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIINNNN'

>> No.17432685

You should have sold

>> No.17432688

Please to be buying the KO my good sirs.

>> No.17432699

I fucking give up.

I bought 1300 on Wednesday and it's down to 700 today. I fucking surrender. Just fucking put me out of my misery.

>> No.17432700
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17432700

BUY SILVER
.
YOU'VE BEEN WARNED

>> No.17432702
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17432702

You bear niggas better take SPY down to ~250. I want cheapies.

>> No.17432705
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17432705

>he can't see the forest for the trees

>> No.17432707

>>17432667
2020
bears and honey
/biz/ sure does hate
making money

virus jews and jannies too
now it's time
to blame the jews

>> No.17432711

>>17432699
Hold ffs and suck it up

>> No.17432717

should I still be buying ONTO?

>> No.17432719
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17432719

SOME

BODY ONCE TOLD ME THE MARKETS GONNA ROLL ME

I AIN'T THE BIGGEST CHAD IN MY CALLS

I WAS LOOKING KIND OF DUMB WITH A CUP AND HANDLE

IN THE SHAPE OF A V

GOING DOWNWARDS


WELL

THE DIPS START COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING

SOLD AT A LOSS AND I CRASH MY SKULL GUNNING

DIDN'T MAKE SENSE NOT TO CALL THE BOGGS MY BANE

SEE THE RED COLOR AND YOU'RE IN EXTREME PAIN

>> No.17432721

>>17432699
Learn to hold.

>> No.17432722

>>17432699
expect a massive short squeeze on this fucker shortly, the bears are just fucking around, but they're weak and will buy at the first sign of their inverse positions becoming red.

>> No.17432738

>>17432685
I sold 75% of my portfolio 2 weeks ago and I still am getting fucked up.

>> No.17432743
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17432743

I will snap half your gains out of existence

>> No.17432744
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17432744

Holy fuck the whole market is crashing.
Check out the MSCI World Index. We are going down.
I’ll continue buying every month and hope for a big recouperation to the mean.

>> No.17432751

>>17432652
fuck tripfags

>> No.17432755
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>>17432700
I'm buying more silver but not with that ugly reptilian shapeshifter on it

>> No.17432757
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17432757

I will never sell. Bears are ALWAYS btfo'd in the long term. Fuck jannies, fuck niggers, fuck bobos.

>> No.17432760

i just sold everything

>> No.17432764

>>17432721
I am holding, I have already come to terms with the possibility of a 70-90% loss, my only hope is the market will somehow bounce back after collapsing for days in a row and I can get the fuck out and never play this shit again.

>> No.17432775

>>17432744
you did invest in emerging markets, right anon?

>> No.17432777

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17432778

Sick of losing. Need to think like a winning billionaire.

https://youtu.be/Aa54bSxbbEU

>> No.17432784

>>17432760
I love you

>> No.17432786

>>17432764
>collapsing for days in a row
>collapsing
you ain't seen nothing yet

>> No.17432788
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17432788

>>17432764
It's not coming back.

>> No.17432797

>>17432764
did you buy calls?

>> No.17432811
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17432811

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>> No.17432812

>>17432764
weak

>> No.17432814

>15% of cases go critical
>not enough ventilators
>not enough ventilator techs
>semis suppliers shut down
>massive supply chain disruptions
>SME failure
>bank crises
>central banks can't paper over
>2008/2009 was a crisis triggered by insolvency
>2020 will be a crisis triggered by total economic disruption

>> No.17432817

>>17432738
I sold 90% and I'm so stoked this is finally happening

>> No.17432830

It's over, sell and prevent further pain.

>> No.17432832

>>17432652
Just bought pfe puts at 33$ by 3/06

How did I do?

>> No.17432833

I am only up 18% this quarter
I have really been btfo by the "Bears"
lmao

>> No.17432835

You all laughed at me for being 80% in cash.

WHO IS LAUGHING NOW????

>> No.17432839

>>17432817
i sold 100% last wednesday.

>> No.17432841
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>>17432817
I only sold half, but most of the stuff I kept are junky biomemes that crash anyway. I did keep KHC like a retard though. FUCK.

>> No.17432846

Sold everything last week. I warned you.

>> No.17432850

>>17432719
More lyrics please I like singing these at work

>> No.17432851
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Who here sold REGN on the pop?

>> No.17432855

>>17432814
China's bank crisis will be awesome

>> No.17432862

>>17432835
Laughing for not having shorts

>> No.17432863
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>>17432835
Same. 90% cash, 10% puts.
Now 100% cash.

Maybe I will buy another round of puts

>> No.17432864

>>17432652

What do you guys think of ABN Amro?

>> No.17432869
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17432869

"RECESSION CANCELLED WE HAD A MORNING BLIP UP" ANON TRANNIES ON SUICIDE WATCH AT LUNCH TIME

>> No.17432872

>>17432814
>dumped into 3M and GILD
>am getting RAPED by the red
NOOOOOOO
THIS ISN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN

>> No.17432876

>>17432797
Some, my puts are somehow decreasing in value too despite them probably being in the money soon. How that is happening is beyond my comprehension.

Every single thing I bought is fucked.

>> No.17432877

==ROAD TO -500==

>> No.17432880
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17432880

BREAKING: "DUDE ITS JUST THE FLU" ANON TRANNIES ON SUICIDE WATCH

>> No.17432881
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17432881

Buy the Dogs of the fucking Dow

>> No.17432886
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17432886

>>17432775
This is a good idea?
Any solid plans?
I saw an anon found this Bowling that looks pretty comfy

>> No.17432889
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17432889

>>17432755
young elizabeth was a qt

>> No.17432895

Should I sell my stocks in my individual account and wait until the end of coronachan to rebuy?

>> No.17432896
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17432896

BRING ME CHEAPIES

>> No.17432901
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17432901

Is it important to understand economics if I want to learn how to invest?

Also I hear a popping noise in my ear what does this mean?

>> No.17432902
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17432902

YOU HAD 30 DAYS OF wARNINGS TO AT LEAST PUT IN A HEDGE

BULLS BTFO

>> No.17432904

>>17432880
Jokes on you.

Coronavirus is a nothingburger but the market is retarded enough to get freaked out by it.

>> No.17432909
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>>17432886
Yes buy it right now

>> No.17432912

>>17432895
Pretty much yeah

>> No.17432917
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17432917

bros.......

>> No.17432920

>>17432886
>the porcelain bowl
JUST
FLUSH
MY
GAINS

>> No.17432927

When are we going to wake up and ask for Trump's head in a pike.

>> No.17432929
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17432929

>>17432895
>just now selling after watching his gains evaporate for two days

>> No.17432931

haha. i love losing money. its so fun.

>> No.17432937

>>17432901
Right now the market is just gambling and when it's not it moves too slowly to matter what you hold.

>> No.17432938

>>17432886
you know what they say
buy low sell high

>> No.17432939

Alright finally we've found support.

>> No.17432942
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17432942

>>17432901
>Also I hear a popping noise in my ear what does this mean?
Thats the bang from Reddit, where thousands of anal cherries just got shredded in an instant.

>> No.17432946

>>17432895
Yes at least. This could release the trap door and we might be falling for a while

>> No.17432948

>>17432904
Ahahahahagahaha.
You'll keep saying that until your broke and dead. OBEY TV. TV SAY NOT BURGER.

NOT BURGER! NOT BURGER! you mutts are FUCKED

>> No.17432950

>Buy SOXS
>Somehow even losing money on that

>> No.17432951

>>17432839
Nice fucking timing

>> No.17432952

Best site to watch this shit without an account?

>> No.17432957

shorting euro stoxx, italy is only getting worse, soon others will follow

>> No.17432966

>>17432929
I'm not a sperg like most of you gentlemen. I made 30g on the market last year just letting it ride despite you retards yelling its crashing every time it dropped 1%. The Coronachan thing though is kind of a different story

>> No.17432967

Democrats should have waited to impeach trump lmao

>> No.17432972

>>17432939
Oh hey you showed up to cope. What's it like losing to a schizo?

NOT BURGER! NOT BURGER! ahahaha

>> No.17432971
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>>17432939
And you just lost it

Brutal stuff here.

>> No.17432978

>>17432938
I THOUGHT IT WAS BUY HIGH SELL LOW
YOU FUCKERS FUCKED ME
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17432979

>>17432952
Here and tradingview

>> No.17432981

>>17432938
Yea...good tip

>> No.17432982

Is there a way to get inside info on who major news outlets are scheduling for interviews? I wanna know a timeline for their fear monger click baiting. They do this with every flu. Assign an animal loke bird, swine, cow, duck and now bat. Anyone got timelines on the past horoscope viruses? I'm also going to buy bat meat stocks on the dip.

>> No.17432985

IT'S OUT
>IT'S OUT
https://youtube.com/watch?v=xt5D7iAqgY8
https://youtube.com/watch?v=xt5D7iAqgY8
https://youtube.com/watch?v=xt5D7iAqgY8
>IT'S OUT
IT'S OUT

>> No.17432987

https://finanz.dk/south-korean-crisis-response-coordinator-commits-suicide-as-cases-near-1000-live-updates/

It's not looking good

>> No.17432988

Imagine being a bull right now

>> No.17433002
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17433002

>>17432902
>they dont have 12k in gold mine stock

Fools.

>> No.17433006

>>17432839
I sold last week and got back in because I thought maybe the bulls were right, and SURELY the geniuses at wall street figured out the virus.

Never again. Fuck these kikes. Glad I made some quick bucks the past few years but I'm done playing this Monopoly shit. Crypto is more legit than the stock market. Get out while you still can.

>> No.17433010

>>17432966
I made 20 but I'm still sitting on mostly cash right now.
You have entire economies shutting their doors, suppliers missing shipments from manufacturers, if you don't think this is going to get worse you are delusional. Don't shoot the messenger.

>> No.17433012

>>17432985
>if stocks fall again today more losses will follow
lol

>> No.17433016

What puts should I buy?

>> No.17433019

>>17432982
This man has lost his fucking mind. Give me 100 shares of bat on the market.

>> No.17433021
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>> No.17433023

>>17432988
I'm a bull right now. FOR SNSS!

>> No.17433024

>>17432951
2 weeks ago I kinda just had a hunch and sold. Left one stock to get dividends or maybe catch a rise, but I'm glad I sold a ton of.my portfolio.
Now it's time to watch the show!

>> No.17433026

>>17432901
my take on that is this:
if you want to invest you need to know:
1. basic math like + - / *
2. basic economics, like knowing how to find debt and income within a balance sheet
3. that you should not buy overbought stuff, i.e. stuff that has a high price right now

and about that popping noise: go see a ENT doctor

>> No.17433028

>>17432652
If you had to choose would you invest in MTNB or SNSS which one has the highest chance of success?

>> No.17433029

>>17432967
They shouldnt have even tried, theyre fucked for 2020.

>> No.17433034
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17433034

I just doubled my $370 experiment.

Shit is LITERALLY so fucking cash.

>> No.17433036

I'm going to buy calls...

>> No.17433041
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17433041

>>17432972
Just wait for the doctor to come on TV and tell everybody to wash their hands, cough into the corner of their elbow and not worry about the Kung Flu. Market will finish green for the week. I guarantee it.

>> No.17433044

>>17432988
I metamorphosised all my comfy gains into gold or cash. Remember holdies, don't try and time the market!! Hold those reddies!! The proper hold time is forever!

>> No.17433047
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>>17433016
all of them

>> No.17433048

>>17433034
AYYY NIGGA

>> No.17433049
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17433049

like i said >>17432957
>>17432987
already reports of cases in croatia and austria


Also, did you know that the minister of health in iran is infected? that lad probably infected their complete parliament, their duper fucker

>> No.17433050
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>>17432988

>> No.17433052

Friendly Reminder if you just put away 1k a month into 10-20 good stocks every month (even through the dot com crash the GFC and everything in between) you will be a multi millionaire in 20 years

https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/backtest-portfolio?s=y&timePeriod=4&startYear=1998&firstMonth=1&endYear=2020&lastMonth=12&calendarAligned=true&initialAmount=1000&annualOperation=1&annualAdjustment=1000&inflationAdjusted=true&annualPercentage=0.0&frequency=2&rebalanceType=3&absoluteDeviation=5.0&relativeDeviation=25.0&showYield=false&reinvestDividends=true&benchmark=VFINX&symbol1=QQQ&symbol2=RGLD&allocation2_1=10&symbol3=JNJ&symbol4=AWK&symbol5=AMT&symbol6=UNP&allocation6_1=5&symbol7=VLO&allocation7_1=5&symbol8=BLK&symbol9=CAT&symbol10=WM&symbol11=AAPL&allocation11_1=10&symbol12=T&allocation12_1=5&symbol13=KO&allocation13_1=5&symbol14=MMM&allocation14_1=5&symbol15=INTC&symbol16=JPM&allocation16_1=10&symbol17=CAT&allocation17_1=5&symbol18=KR&symbol19=LMT&allocation19_1=5&symbol20=MCD&symbol21=MRK&allocation21_1=5&symbol22=MSFT&symbol23=PAAS&symbol24=MCD&allocation24_1=5&symbol25=SO&allocation25_1=5&symbol26=BTI&allocation26_1=5&symbol27=VZ&allocation27_1=5&symbol28=TSN&symbol29=NLY&allocation29_1=10&symbol30=VTSMX&allocation30_2=13&symbol31=VGTSX&allocation31_2=7&symbol32=VBMFX&allocation32_2=64&symbol33=PIGLX&allocation33_2=16

>> No.17433056
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17433056

I need stock recommendations to pick up with all this red

>> No.17433058

>>17433034
what strike was that?

>> No.17433061

All you gotta do is look past the system fucking you. This drop is all about your stock positions and the institutions taking your money.

It's all rigged against you directly. Especially because you have no idea why the market is even moving up or down at any time. It's just these big hidden guys with fancy algos taking your fucking money.

>> No.17433062

>>17433056

BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.17433067

>>17432985
My boomer dad also watches this guy.
He's not spastic enough for me, which is why I come here

>> No.17433068

>>17433024
Nice. I sold on 1/27. A little early but I'm not upset.

>> No.17433073

>>17433026

I just had the balloon procedure on all of my sinuse passages (including my ears) and corrected my deviated septum on Friday.

Now I can hear like a safe cracker and smell like a Bloodhound.

>> No.17433074

>>17433052
The crash isn’t even here bro

>> No.17433076

If only I had bought puts instead of calls my mental state would not be in shambles right now.

>> No.17433083

>>17433061
Shut the fuck up commie

>> No.17433099

Guys I know how to save us
I am going to buy some SPY puts and the market is sure to go back up just to fuck me
Wish me luck

>> No.17433100

>>17433074
This

The 2008 crash wasnt rock bottom till much later.

>> No.17433101

what are the chances we are red all week?

>> No.17433103

>>17433083
Capitalism is on suicide watch
keep coping tho

>> No.17433112

>>17432886
Was thinking about this,public venues,movie theatres,fast food dives,entertainment facilities will all be hit hard if corona becomes a pandemic in the us.how do i capitalize best on this?

>> No.17433116

>>17433074
I am saying as long as you keep putting 1k away every month you will be a multi millionaire it doesn't matter where the markets are at

>> No.17433117

Tokyo 2021 Olympics here we come

>> No.17433119

>>17433101
100%
market is contracting

>> No.17433120

Trump is in South Korea right now. He really doesn't seem to a give a fuck about Corona virus

>> No.17433124

>>17433100
I miss Mark Haines

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kvd6_4tmBRU

>> No.17433135

>>17433112
Casino, airlines, cruises.

Personally, I'm shorting anything that's considered a dog of the dow since I hold some of them, good way to offset losses

>> No.17433137

>>17433101
Moderate imo

>> No.17433139

>>17433120
If Trump were to contract Coronavirus it would be over for the stock market

>> No.17433142
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17433142

>>17432652

Just bought a shitload of Nvidia (since its on sale right now) and a good load of Take Two (GTA 6 Leaks are rising) my guess is they are about to announce it every moment.
Also increased my savings plan to 1900€ per month (since i live home i dont care about the money)
Im saving like in 15 Stonks and 5 ETF (2 EM Etf 1 Health care and rest USA and All worlds)

My folio already lost like 2k€ in worth but as i mentioned i couldnt give any fucks about that money

Corona in my opinion is a very nice opportunity to buy shitloads of stonks since normies are going to get shaken out.
How fucked am i frens?

>T.Jewmode

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>>17433103
>market gains 40%+ in a year and two months
>market goes down 4% in two days
>sEe CaPiTaLiSm Is A fAiLuRe

>> No.17433145

>>17433120
If Trump catches corona virus and dies, we will be getting some serious cheapies anon.

>> No.17433151

>>17433116
You bought “the dip” yesterday, didn’t you?

>> No.17433152
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17433152

>>17433103
>the market doesnt go up forever, da system is broken
>go gommunism

A commie is economically illiterate, color me shocked

>> No.17433153

>>17433041
You're delusional.

>> No.17433156

We finally filled that gap from december 13th. Time for recovery. Please.

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>>17433074
>>17433100
>>17433119
Unless you have been consistently investing and have over $400k in the markets this is not significant at all.

>> No.17433161

>>17433120
Can you imagine if he gets sick?
Wow that would be a skeptical

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17433169

Has anyone heard from SOXL anon?

>> No.17433172

>>17432835
100% cash here, but I've been 100% cash for over a year now. Feels bad

>> No.17433178

>>17433142
It will be good to buy, not right now though

>> No.17433180

>>17433103
I'm enjoying the collapse but this only happened because communist China is incompetent and dirty.
Fuck off commies.

>> No.17433181

>>17433151
I buy every 2nd monday of the month

>> No.17433182
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AAAAAHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17433190

>>17433169
im looking for him too, hes just gone missing. im starting to get worried.

>> No.17433193
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>>17433169
He's just taking a nap anon don't worry

>> No.17433198

I'VE SAID IT BEFORE BUT HERE WE ARE, UP 10 POINTS FROM TODAY'S LOW, LOOKS LIKE WE'RE BACK BULLS!

>> No.17433204

EU MINISTERS AGREE TO KEEP OPEN BORDERS: ITALY'S SPERANZA

>> No.17433214

>>17432757
this

in the longrun bears miss out, while bulls keep cruising

>> No.17433219

>>17433182
Holy shit the number of deaths...
The actual number of cases must be in the low thousands by now at least

>> No.17433220

>>17433198
haha im just gonna call the bottom every dip haha im sure ill get it right eventually haha

>> No.17433221

>>17433160
What? Of course any downturn will affect you less if youve been investing over a longer length of time compared to a zoomer who just bought at the top.

The fear is here fellas.

>> No.17433228

>>17433219
2500-5000 is estimated for most of these places.

>> No.17433231

>>17432764
if you think -4% is a collapse I have bad news for you, famalam

>> No.17433242

>>17433101
I want you to go to one of the /Pol/ covid threads or one of the subreddits for it and look around. It's spreading alarmingly quickly and most of western Europe has it. On top of this, apparently the US doesn't have a pandemic reporting chain of command in the executive branch anymore along with the reality that the CDC is withholding covid-19 tests until mid March. The US is pulling a fucking China and ignoring the problem.

This is why it's going to get worse.

>> No.17433245

>>17433198
Nice! Can't believe we just saw the bottom of the bottom. I love watching the market in real time. Easy money follows.

>> No.17433246

Anyone have any thoughts on buying SPY puts?

>> No.17433250

>>17433246
Yes

>> No.17433256

Do you know what's the next plan of their (market makers) master plan for us all? No? I will tell you.
CRUSHING THIS MARKET.
WITH NO SURVIVORS.

>> No.17433266

"And at that time, nobody had ever even heard of Ebola or of a -- conceived of something where you basically -- people would disintegrate. And it -- we're -- we're still working on Ebola, or we're doing -- we're doing the vaccine." -- Donald Trump February 2020

>> No.17433268

>>17433242
The US is basically not testing

even the hospitals set up to test for it don't have kits

400 tests since this began in USA

add up what chance they have of catching this before 5000 cases dump on our laps one trading day

>> No.17433270

>>17433180
communism is when you have billionaires

>> No.17433272

>>17433221
just saying if you just started investing this is nothing. even if you have been investing 10 years this is nothing.
Keep selling every dip because I buy this shit for 20 years of returns and divvs

>> No.17433288

>>17433246
Is a put basically shorting something?

>> No.17433293

>>17433272
Oh I got ya, 4 % of 400k> 4% of 40k.

>> No.17433302

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fctowSC1tbI

>everything is under control!
>*collapses*

>> No.17433303

>>17433246
We all should have done this yesterday, or the day before, or the day before that, or earlier today

>> No.17433305

holy shit the dows down over 500 points again. I think it's over folks.

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>>17432811

>> No.17433309

I'm locking in them sick yields oh baby. Can't wait for Microsoft or Apple to reach 2%!

>> No.17433321

Guys, listen. There's no need to panic. The market will rally tomorrow for MASSIVE gains. Bears can't be trusted. Trust me.

>> No.17433330

>>17433245
>>17433220
Damn, I was wrong again. Can you believe it?

>> No.17433337
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>>17433056
Invest in brrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaappppppppppp

>> No.17433347

>>17433330
SPY $316 is the titanium support level. Literally nobody will sell that low.

>> No.17433354

WHAT IS THE BEST SPY PUT TO BUY IM PANICKING


AHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17433361
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17433361

It’s not happening, the US will pump 10 trillion dollars into the market and if it crashes hard the command economy will freeze the market and lock the sellers in on the showroom floor until they buy back in

>> No.17433365

>>17433354
Now is the time to sell spy puts while volatility is still high and the threat of this going any lower is gone.

>> No.17433369

>>17433337
nice tags filename

Also points for disgusted at viewer

>> No.17433370

>>17433347
You're going to be wrong in like 10-15 minutes.

>> No.17433371

Time to start researching my flip to longs. Got plenty of time to plan out a perfect recovery portfolio.

I think a lot of sectors won't recover. Maybe airlines for funeral flights in the fall.

>> No.17433373

>>17432929
My loss is at 3%, not a big deal

>> No.17433377

>>17433293
more like
>selling before your time horizon is fucking stupid proven to lose you money
Just buy 1k of a good portfolio every month, hold. rebalance quarterly and you will make it in 20 years. It isn't fucking rocket science.

>> No.17433381

>>17433305
Yes Baggie this one time it really is all over. We will never climb back up. RIP USA.

>> No.17433382

This is genuine selling, every downswing is smooth neat and strong. Every retarded retracement is angsty choppy and weak. Until that changes you should probably all kill yourselves.

>> No.17433385

>>17433305
hahaha he finally admits it

>> No.17433394
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17433394

im financially ruined

>> No.17433398

>>17433347
Oh good, thank goodness I have someone here to tell me that the bear market is over. BRB going all in.

>> No.17433405

finally flat for the day after GILD died, rip GILD you did your job.

>> No.17433406

>>17433029
You're a delusional clown if you think Trump will win on a weak economy GOP will lose everything.

>> No.17433411

Fact: the market going down is bullish

>> No.17433414
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17433414

Green pastures!

>> No.17433418
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>>17433382
eat my shorts kid

>> No.17433422

>>17433394
Why?

>> No.17433428

>not buying the dip
NGMI

i'm going all in. Fuck you pussies

>> No.17433429

>>17432764
You're doing good then. As the market dips further, people will buy more and more cheapies and the market will slowly rise back up again.
It's basic Law of Demand: as costs become lower, demand becomes higher. Then the market will increase the prices to capitalize on the bears buying

>> No.17433439

>>17433406
True but at least he can point to COVID-19 as the culprit. Also he should be able to capitalize on fears of foreigners bringing this virus here to push for tighter immigration controls.

>> No.17433445

What targets do you have lined up? I'm picking up more V at $180 next.

>> No.17433448

>>17433377
Thats what ive been doing, I only happened to sell at the top and only bought back in 50% of my whole portfolio because I was redoing the whole shebang to focus more closely on divvie growth.

>> No.17433452

>>17433411
Yes, each -1% makes me more bullish.

>> No.17433456

>>17433439
pointing to everybody that's sick as the reason, while the opponent is running on free healthcare.... sounds like a bad battle to be fighting.

>> No.17433463

>>17433270
wrapping my brain around this burger of a take

>> No.17433468

election is in november, they can have a vaccine by then and somewhat effective treatment hopefully

I don't think it will effect election as much as people think.

>> No.17433475

>>17433456
Good point. This really shakes up the race, huh?

>> No.17433487

Trump is fucked; Bernie is actually getting the stars to align; Accelerationists are the real winner today

>> No.17433490
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17433490

FUCK
FUCK IT ALL TO HELL
IM DONE HOLDING THESE FUCKING BAGS
I SOLD
I FUCKING SOLD AND IM OUT
SEE YA

>> No.17433495

>>17433448
then why are you sperging out on me?

>> No.17433502

>>17433468
I've been screaming the sky is falling, but realistically this could be completely recovered from long before November. Proving Trump right about the economy. I think things will be bad until the summer.

>> No.17433504

>>17433406
Name one fucking democrat candidate that you honestly think is going to win 2020. I'll be waiting because I have yet to see a serious candidate.

>> No.17433505

>>17433406
Thats assuming Trump will be blamed for the collapse, if it happened for some other reason it would be easy to pin the collapse on Draumpf, a virus shutting dowb Chinas economy is not it.

The Democrats are exactly where the Repubs were post Impeachment in the 90s, the dems are fucked and their entire field of candidates are total shit.

>> No.17433506

>>17433456
every CVS, Walgreens, Walmart, etc. will have a vaccine in about 3 months. plus this really only kills people over the age of 50. under 50 the mortality rate is 0.4%

>> No.17433515

>>17433487
Hold on! Bernie is not fucking winning! The DNC still has plenty of time before the convention to steal the nomination from him.

>> No.17433517
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17433517

TFW right as fuck but my portfolio paid me for it so no point in gloating.

>> No.17433519
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17433519

Is the market getting the best
The best, the best, the best of you?
Is the market getting the best
The best, the best, the best of you?

>> No.17433525
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17433525

>>17432755
>mfw i bought 200oz at the absolute apex top (to the cent) yesterday
>alrdy lost $200
My fault i guess, i bing watched silver shield hopium vids on jewtube while browsing /corona general/ on pol, and suddently freaked abut because i wasn't prepped. Fuck emotions.

>> No.17433526

>>17433495
Just a misunderstanding looks like.

>> No.17433528

>>17433490
aaaand now we'll bounce.

>> No.17433529

>>17433490
Uh oh...here comes the bull run

>> No.17433534

>>17433519
Fuck you and your gay ass song. SDGR is fucking busting my balls right now.

>> No.17433537

>>17432948
The TV actually says the opposite, my dude. All of the news is freaking out about it.

>> No.17433546
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17433546

You guys are amateurs.
I'm up 20% on MRNA.

>> No.17433548

>>17433505
He was the one who brought the market to the attention of his 75 million followers, that's how drops start.

>> No.17433551

>>17433490

Kek

>> No.17433555

why havent you sold yet

>> No.17433556

>>17433515
>He thinks the DNC is not going to fuck up and end up slipping the nomination into Bernies hands
hahaha; You give them way too much credit

>> No.17433557

>>17433525
Watch silver/gold stackers to relax
realize they are simpletons though

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>>17433537
Tucker Carlson was literally reporting last night that the virus could have escaped a Chinese laboratory. That's peak fear right there. Time to buy.

>> No.17433574

every time i open my account it swongs again a few percent
swing swong, swing swong

>> No.17433577

>>17433548
This market correction was coming no matter what. Ncov just pushed it up. everyone was gonna dump on the rushing in fomo retail.

>> No.17433582

>>17433556
buffet just endorsed bloomberg yesterday.
all the rich people want mini mike

>> No.17433591
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17433591

back to green
refreshing

>> No.17433593

>>17433582
And they wanted Jeb or Clinton in 2016

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>>17433456
Everybody sick is literally in fucking China plus free healthcare isn't actually free. Honestly, if I started a trade war with a country and the country was incompetent and retarded enough to keep getting hit with plagues like SARS and corona virus then I would say that's winning. The people who voted for Trump also voted to fuck China and China is fucked right now. We have literally done everything to destabilize them other than outright attack them and they are regretting it.

>> No.17433596

>>17433574
holy shit some asshole put the fucking ask on one of my credit swaps over 10x what it just was and now im actually negative lol
fuck this guy

>> No.17433602

Holding nasdaq stocks that dumped 5 percent today. But Kirkland lake calls and holdings are keeping me ok.

>> No.17433603

S&P DOWN 2%
> S&P DOWN 2%
S&P DOWN 2%
> S&P DOWN 2%

>> No.17433610

AHHHHH $316 is breaking!!!!! I'm closing the chart. It can't hurt me if I can't see it.

>> No.17433613

>>17433347
Oh wow $316 broken would you look at that.

>> No.17433612

>>17433596
Don't get skrellied.

>> No.17433620

>>17433049
>You’re living in the timeline when glorious Assyria comes back because the entire Iranian government dies
>You’ll watch mudslime cucks getting btfo by based zoroastrians because of bat soup uma delicia
My sides

>> No.17433621
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17433621

testing 316, next stop: rock bottom

>> No.17433626

>>17433567
I have this picture saved from one time you posted it (insulting me I think). I see you like it. It's good!

>> No.17433628

>>17433610
JUST CLOSE YOUR EYES HAHAHA
IT AINT REAL IF YOURE NOT SEEING IT
JUST WALK AWAY 360

>> No.17433629

>>17433582
Its always strange to me that Buffet is a Keynesian.

I dont really buy the whole top down governing ideas, the whole concept must seem more plausible to guys like Buffet, most dummies in the governemnt arent buffet level geniuses.

>> No.17433631

>>17433169
SOXL has experienced dips of this size multiple times in the past months. Shouldn’t be anything special

>> No.17433638

CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM

CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM

CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM

CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM

>> No.17433644

LOL it broke 316 holy shit

>> No.17433650

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.17433652

the dows down 600 abandon ship. Sell everything.

>> No.17433659
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17433659

I'm down to my last 60 bucks. I may as well just withdraw and buy a bottle of bleach to chug

>> No.17433658

>>17433610
>>17433628
Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Are Bear Markets Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Log Out Of Your Broker Like Nigga Don't Panic Sell Haha

>> No.17433660

hope some of you dipshits gamble on a little spce before close and earnings. expect 20-40%, sell thursday

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17433662

>>17433347
uh oh

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17433668

get ready for the after market "you should buy the dip" tweets from Mr President

>> No.17433669

>>17432719
Somebody once told me the markets gonna roll me

I ain't the biggest chad on my calls

I was looking kinda dumb buying mutuals instead of guns

Now the markets are all going downward


WELL

The the crash starts coming and it wont stop coming

Bought the fucking dip but it still keeps tumbling

Didnt make sense to buy silver and gold. Now I've got shitty mutual bags that I hold.

Had so much to gain now I only feel pain,
So wrong for not listening to crypto fags.

I woulda bought btc had I known
How can I still hold on to these bags that I own


Hey now I'm a Poorfag got no ammo or guns. Hey now I'm a poor fag got this fiat and mutuals.

I should bought silver and gold.... now I'm gonna die with nothing and grow old.

>> No.17433675

>>17433169
Don't worry, he is a SOXL chad so he is probably going balls deep into some whore while waiting for SOXL to dip under 200 then proceeding to go balls deep into SOXL

>> No.17433676

>>17432707

>> No.17433677

How are you guys going to handle a bunch of days where the Dow is down 8.5% like during the GFC?

>> No.17433681

>>17433659
Don’t do that. Surely we’ve hit bottom now

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17433682

>>17433631
>>17433169
>>17433190
>>17433193
Man that SOXL anon is one cold motherfucker for tricking you a-holes into buying bags when that shit was overbought. Honestly shaking my head senpai but fuck it bro it's your life.

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17433686

>>17433347
>>17433613
pretty kino

>> No.17433687

>>17433456
Nah, sounds perfect for Bernie.

My fear is that our executives, our legislators, and our candidates all catch it because they are old.

Then what? Liberal? Conservative? We're all fucked if a black swan Of that nature emerges.

>> No.17433688

>>17433525
youtube is absolutely full of incompetent fuckheads and gearfreaks who can't or don't do the activity they are shilling. Learn to see created need and avoid it.

>> No.17433691

>>17433677
everyone here is trading like $200 tops except maybe a few anons. those anons are sitting in cash. its the degen gamblers who need their daily "i might make it off this call/put" fix.

>> No.17433693

>>17433652
lmao

>> No.17433696

>>17433629
doesn't surprise me, dude made dynastic wealth on compound interest and fast food

>> No.17433698

>>17433638
>>>17433610
kek based

>> No.17433701
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17433701

>>17433534
Has someone taken your gains?
It's real, the pain you feel
You trust, you must confess

>> No.17433706

>>17433669
Bitch, BTC and ETH are going down faster than your mom whenever she sees me

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>>17433682
what are you talking about? i didnt buy any SOXL. i just want to make sure the kids still alive. lmfao.

>> No.17433713

>>17433658
kek

>> No.17433716
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17433716

I'm going to repeat what I stated back in December of 2018 on why I use the dividend growth method:

market is up? great. fuck you, pay me.
market is sideways? great. fuck you, pay me.
market is down? great buying opportunity. also fuck you, pay me.

>> No.17433724
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17433724

Almost went all in with my $20k on indices two weeks ago

>> No.17433726

>>17433677
It's not going down any more after today. This isn't the same market as the 90s, 80s, etc. It's different and plays by different rules.

>> No.17433731

>>17433668
It looked good yesterday today it must be doubleplusgood

>> No.17433741

>TUP

>> No.17433742
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>> No.17433745

>>17433712
How are your word stocks? Fucking bought SGDR instead and right now my money would have been better spent on cock and ball torture.

>> No.17433751

>>17433724
You should probably DCA in if you have 0 in the market.

>> No.17433759

>>17433724
this

pretty comfy watching it drop and knowing for future cheappies

>> No.17433761

>>17433745
well, im only in SNSS and this has been treating me well. the rest is cash and will remain cash for a long time.

>> No.17433763

>>17433742
I'm away to /pol/ with this

>> No.17433765

>>17433745
>weed not word
Fucking autocorrect.

>> No.17433767

>>17432814
>in Hubei Province, the epicenter of the outbreak, the death rate reached 2.9%; in other provinces of China, that rate was just 0.4%. In addition, older adults have been hit the hardest. The death rate soars to 14.8% in those 80 and older; among those ages 70 to 79, the COVID-19 death rate in China seems to be about 8%; it’s 3.6% for those ages 60 to 69; 1.3% for 50 to 59; 0.4% for the age group 40 to 49; and just 0.2% for people ages 10 to 39. Nobody 9 and under has died of this coronavirus to date.
https://www.livescience.com/new-coronavirus-compare-with-flu.html

>> No.17433773

>>17433742
based I wish this was real

t. Tyler the Creator

>> No.17433775

>>17433742
pee pee
poo poo
uh oh
stinky

>> No.17433777

is Europe really finna bouta get quarantined too? yikes

>> No.17433781

>>17433687
>Then what
Chaos I predicted when the Boomer generation dies off 20 years from now accelerates to hitting within the next few years

>> No.17433780

>>17433761
I thought SNSS was another dumb meme getting shilled but it's still pumping.

>> No.17433786

>>17433765
i dont hold any. staying away from a sector thats had many uncertainties and heading into an entire economy of uncertainty.

>> No.17433788

My spx puts I bought for 75 yesterday are now 124

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17433793

>>17433763
>>17433773
Thanks. Here's one I always wanted to make, guess Trump is as good as anyone.

>> No.17433796

>>17433777
they want to prevent it, no closed borders for now

but eventually..

>> No.17433801

>>17433777
Nice digits.
>>17433546

>> No.17433805

We're up 7 points on the S&P 500 from the bottom
Pack it up bears, we /bullmarket/ now

>> No.17433821
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17433821

Anyone that didn't make money today trading should just stick to long term investing, that's the truth.

>> No.17433823

>>17433805
chad jpow is hitting the pump button

>> No.17433825

aaaaaand now i have to get a job

>> No.17433828

>>17433777
>finna bouta
Made me kek out loud.

>> No.17433830

>>17433805
I'm not falling for that shit again. I already closed everything.

>> No.17433835
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17433835

>>17433169
I'm down 26%. This is great. Thank you bat eaters.

>> No.17433837
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17433837

Margin calls in half an hour

>> No.17433838

>>17433006
>Stocks in actual companies that sell physical goods are bad
>Gimme the coins that represent meme magic and have no physical value

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>>17432652
Bought some XOM at these 15 year lows.
Has a possibility to bounce on this half a century long memeline and pays 6% dividend, perhaps 7 or 8% after this crash.

>> No.17433846

>>17432814
What is a ventilator tech? I have never worked with one of those in my decade in medicine.

>> No.17433849

>>17433821
Let's say I sold everything a week ago.
When would you buy back in?

>> No.17433858

>>17433840
lmao the absolute state

>> No.17433861

Once I cash out of my shorts what divy stocks do I long?

>> No.17433864

>>17433830
Did you just sell the bottom? Lmaoing @ your life.

>> No.17433865
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17433865

>>17433840
>mfw 62 average

>> No.17433871

>>17433838
>Meme magic
you been here too long

>> No.17433872

>>17433169
He is sitting on a pile of crypto waiting to buy dips, so he is probably accumulating right now.

>> No.17433879

>>17433858
that was my thought too
how desperate do you have to be to cope with two data points from the 80s lol

>> No.17433887

>>17433726
holy fuck that's a sell signal

>> No.17433888

>>17433840
Bold

>> No.17433889

>>17433840
>this kills the investor

>> No.17433892

>>17433849
in a few months if you actually want to buy the bottom. or if you want to play bounces, any times theres a steep drop.

>> No.17433897
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>>17433169
>>17433190
>>17433682
>>17433193
>>17433631
>>17433675
I remember back in 2011 hearing about this thing called "bit-coin". I Googled it, downloaded the wallet, synced the blockchain, the whole deal. I remember thinking to myself how cool it was and how "this thing is gonna be big". Then I remember doing absolutely fucking GODDAMN NOTHING for 6 years. Not many times in life do you get a legit round 2. Now of course this is not it. SOXL is not Bitcoin in 2011. But herein lies a certain small irony. I started shilling SOXL on here when it was $164. Based on that one pasta I expect SOXL to see $1640, $16400 and so on notwithstanding splits. I missed bitcoin for the most part but I woke up and bought a half of one in 2017 and did a little trading (as you can see). I missed SOXL in 2013 but thanks to the bitcoins I do have and the current trajectory of SOXL's price, throw in a little corona-panic and we have the makings of a ROUND FUCKING TWO MY NIGGAS!!! THANK YOU BOBO! THANK YOU CORONACHAN! YOU ARE MAKING ONE HAPPY FUCKING SOXL_SHILL TODAY!! Just maybe, you know, dump it a little more, say back to that $164 price. That would make the pottery complete

>> No.17433899

FUCK CHINA AND FUCK BATS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.17433906

Tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down
You should have sold, I hope you like bag holding. Always do the opposite of what Trump suggests.

>> No.17433907

>>17433864
it's called risk management

>> No.17433910

Oh! Here comes the reversal! We're back bulls!

>> No.17433912

Yes goy buy the dip! "Surely this market isn't like the others".
Ahahahahahahaha

>> No.17433926

>>17433849
Now. Why not? You already gained 5-7%. Just don't sell again.

>> No.17433929

>>17433910
Retard alert

>> No.17433930

>>17433907
Risk management would be closing you positions on Friday like the rest of us did, you fucking retard. This is you selling near the bottom out of fear.

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>>17433897
based you are here for the journey alongside us

>> No.17433950

>>17433840
You're an idiot. It's losing money and will never pay another dividend

>> No.17433959

>>17433805
NOO I BOUGHT BACK IN AND IT"S DROPPING MORE

>> No.17433964

>>17433940
It's gonna be glorious

>> No.17433966

What are the predictions for $SPCE after earnings tonight?

>> No.17433967

>>17433681
Oh great the bottom. What the fuck am I supposed to do with 60 bucks?

>> No.17433973

>>17433959
are you seriously trying to time the bottom when were at the top?

>> No.17433975

>>17433780
Funny how that works.

>> No.17433977
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17433977

Lmao
Y'all didnt buy the dip.

>> No.17433985

How do i short the bat soup market?

>> No.17433986

Should have sold

>> No.17433995

>>17433930
Jeez someone is cranky

My gm puts tripled today so I sold them

>> No.17433996

>>17433966
Trying to predict SPCE is a hopeless exercise in futility.

>> No.17433999

>>17433846
https://youtu.be/IL7oGRKETZM?t=525

>> No.17434002

>>17433929
Nah I'm memeing
I'm 98% in cash

>> No.17434008

>>17433846
The a separate company person that comes to the hospital and services the machines.

>> No.17434011

>>17433966
moon

>> No.17434012

>>17434009
>>17434009
>>17434009

NEW
NEW
NEW

>>17434009
>>17434009
>>17434009

>> No.17434024

>>17433959
Oh no I'm so sorry
We broke through the bottom again! Surely this time will be the bottom though.

>> No.17434028

You guys don't seem to understand that the market doesn't reflect reality until the institutions closed their long positions and bought shorts. That takes a few weeks when your funds are 11 figures

>> No.17434034

>>17433985
Top Zozzle ©

>> No.17434036

>>17434030
>>17434030
>>17434030
>>17434030

>> No.17434042

the "bad news" is only starting. if you guys are seriously trying to "buy the bottom" without any actually devastating news from the US and coronavirus pandemic, youre only buy a 1-2% dip lol. this is going to get much worse and people will sell off harder once its closer to home and then companies actually have to shut down to prevent spread.

>> No.17434050

>>17433995
Baggie spent all of the last few days telling people to buy the dips and now he sold. As per usual, anyone stupid enough to take his advice lost money. He won't learn his lesson, tomorrow he'll be back saying retarded shit again with zero responsibility for it.

>> No.17434054

>>17434036
delet, we have >>17434012

>> No.17434059

>>17433926
could gain more. This could be the big one. I've been waiting for this crash for years and all the signs are right.

I've just been buying puts.

>> No.17434074

anything comparable to SOXL for europoors to buy?

>> No.17434087

>>17432764
CDC is finally admitting its a global pandemic and that americans should prepare for the outbreak in the US. its over, its on CNN and normie MSM fake news. markets are going down for months

>> No.17434096

>>17433777
opposite

they wanna keep borders open and enjoy the pandemic together

>> No.17434099
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17434099

Here's what's going to happen

>> No.17434126

>>17434099
>Tripfag
>Retarded
Every god damn time.

>> No.17434132

>>17433659
>60$
what did you start with?

>> No.17434154

>>17433347
this post didnt age well

>> No.17434189

>>17433525
silver will be $40+ end of year dont worry screencap this and put it in your silver folder you will be blessed and happy

>> No.17434195
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Lads
Margin calls at 2:30. 25 minutes and we will crash like rocks

>> No.17434208

>>17434099
NOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE DOW JONERINOS NOT THE HECKIN MARKETINOS

>> No.17434209

>>17434189
You have your own containment thread now, go be at it

>> No.17434251

>>17434154
>Thinking $316 is rock bottom support
>Not realizing that $314 is the absolute admantium diamond encrusted threshold that will never be breached
Typical rookie mistake

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>> No.17434403
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17434403

>> No.17434486

>>17434189
You spelt $4 wrong

>> No.17434554

just bought the dip - small position - EMA 200 says, they will recover a bit at least

>> No.17434603

>>17434386
that's just a single day

>> No.17434662
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17434662

Wheres the plunge protection team??

>> No.17434925

>>17434662
They sprung into action this morning, but were totally overwhelmed and gave up.

>> No.17435129

>>17434403
Is it so bad we're pulling charts from the GFC for comparison? Fuck man, not yet

>> No.17435149

>>17434554
Me too brother