/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.17431171]

uh oh
https://foreignpolicy.com/2020/02/24/coronavirus-covid-19-global-pandemic-closed-borders-market-crash/

[Anonymous No.17431247]

>>17431171
Imagine if another First-World Country announces the quarantine of it's cities. Germany, France, UK, Sweden, there is a lot of cucked places out there where they'd rather die to a virus than to put Chinks on a "racist" quarantine.

Sell now boys, this Bear Marker gonna last for at least few months.

[Anonymous No.17431268]

This is it boys. Stack up your fiat. The recession is here.

Now is our chance to buy up cheap stocks + property

IT'S OUR TIME MILLENNIALS. WE SHALL RISE!

[Anonymous No.17431324]

>>17431171
It's already a fuckin pandemic these faggots are just buying time. The virus doesn't move at the pace of government reports, It moves undetected and silently and then 2 weeks later governments start freaking out. Of course they know this but are not telling citizens on purpose, Because if they do it will crash the markets. Basically we are in a race to see which comes out first, The report that crashes the market or the market actually crashing itself.

[Anonymous No.17431348]

>>17431324
This isn't the event that crashes the market, lmao. Are you paid to shill that narrative or just a retard?

[Anonymous No.17431369]

>>17431348
Did you not read my post. I never said this was the event. I'm said we are in a race for that event that will crash the market or the market crashing itself naturally.

[Anonymous No.17431394]

Get ready for a EU dominated by Salvini and Le Pen

[Anonymous No.17431414]

>>17431324
They are buying time to get a potent vaccine. Either they develop a cure fast, or we're going to see a complete Market Collapse, quarantines everywhere and a global panic. They don't want any of it, that's why the news are 100% cucked, controlled and censored.

[Anonymous No.17431441]

Isn’t this shit just a new strain of flu?
Why is there such a huge panic over it?

[Anonymous No.17431474]

>>17431441
If flu wasn't a thing until a few weeks before there would also be big panic.
Now we have this extra one to panic over.

[Anonymous No.17431501]

>>17431414
There is no cure for it, Not even SARS has a vaccine. Corona is SARS but more contagious and deadly. Even if they do get a vaccine by the end of the year they would have to distribute it all over the world even to every part of china. The world is going into a global depression whether it likes it or not. China makes all of our shit, which is why a global economy is not good.

[Anonymous No.17431514]

>>17431441

It's a highly transmissible viral pneumonia that makes you infertile. Literally end of days shit.

[Anonymous No.17431553]

>>17431514
But it only kills Asians, which is pretty based.

[Anonymous No.17431555]

>>17431501
I'll add even further. Spanish flu took 1 year to infect 500 million people and that was back then with no air travel. Corona virus just in 2 MONTHS has infected almost every single part of the globe and is now in the spreading phase. Governments cannot track it, It's too hard to quarantine. No one is prepared for what is about to come, No amount of money will protect you if you live in the city. Only ones who will survive are people who are isolated miles away from chaos.

[Anonymous No.17431561]

>>17431501
If there really will be no cure, it means it will spread to every single person on this planet. It will kill those who are not naturally resistant and will spare the genetics with immunity.
This means SHTF Global Pandemic scenario with a reset button on our society. I think you're wrong and some kind of treatment will be developed, but if you're not wrong, then I'm so fucking glad I've been stacking physical gold and silver. If I survive, it should be enough to have a decent life.

[Anonymous No.17431572]

>>17431171
>NOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST CLOSE YOUR BORDERS THEN WE DON'T GET TO FUCK YOU FOR MONEY AS HARD AS WE WANT NOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.17431583]

>>17431501
>warn people about China’s influence over the global market for years and just get laughed off as a looney
>get proven right
Every company that outsourced to China deserves what they’re getting.

[Anonymous No.17431600]

>>17431514

Didn't want to have kids anyways.

[Anonymous No.17431608]

>>17431441
>>17431474
It's basically flu symptoms but possibly has some other nasty effects. This doctor who has been covering it keeps mentioning the potential for some heart issues caused by it (speculative). https://youtu.be/IL7oGRKETZM He's also been mentioning that it could mutate into a dengue type disease with multiple variants, with immune reactions being extra fucked up if you've survived one variant but catch another.
I think the smart thing for China to have some would be to let it ride but they are afraid of their own citizens.
I believe Western countries are fully infected and people who currently have "the flu" likely have coronavirus. They'll say you have the flu, they'll say the old people died of the flu, they won't even test. But it will only kill the very old and ill

[Anonymous No.17431619]

>>17431555
>>17431555
this. You faggots really have no idea the shit that's going down. Italy and Korea are in a full blown panic, more countries will do the same. Have fun going to your grocery stores to buy food in a peak pandemic when the shelves or empty, or if you're unlucky enough to get there at peak looting time, when faggots with guns show up and start robbing or shooting people for money and food because it's fucking America. Many who would normally survive will die because hospitals will become too full and they won't get the treatment they would need to usually survive something minor.

[Anonymous No.17431624]

>>17431561
SARS has been researched for years, Corona is completely brand new and has NEVER been seen on this earth before. This is something no country is able to contain. People in the USA think they are untouchable from decades of conditioning but things are about to get real bad especially when martial law happens and shelves start going empty.

[Anonymous No.17431640]

>>17431619
Also R0 is now 7

[Anonymous No.17431650]

>>17431555
Checked, but the mortality rate is too small to cause a COMPLETE collapse. Best case scenario it destroys Globalism, Chinks and we're going back to Pre-War America Situation. Worst case scenario - Half of the Asian population dies, still causing a soft reset, but without the European/American Government collapse.

Who knows, maybe that's what we needed. A purge to quell the numbers of Chinks that grew out of control. Perhaps Mother Nature herself has implemented this "soft cap" on our population.

[Anonymous No.17431660]

>>17431608
This. I think the mortality rate is actually sub 1%, however, millions are already fucking infected. Most people who get it don't even get syntomes, maybe a small sniffle, but close contact to others makes it spread. Then some old boomers with heart conditions catch it, they drop like flies, which calles more attention to it, but all the asymptomatic spreaders will probably not be found. Shit, I could have SARS2-CoV right now and wouldn't know it.

[Anonymous No.17431674]

>>17431171
exactly, who indicated a pandemic would be on the way?

[Anonymous No.17431676]

>>17431619
I stocked up on whole grain noodles and canned goods yesterday. Bought my N95 mask yesterday. I also have 3 bottles of disinfectant and plenty of latex gloves.

[Anonymous No.17431681]

>>17431619
>Many who would normally survive will die because hospitals will become too full
Yep, USA doesn't even have enough surge capacity in its biggest hospitals to even treat 100k people. China has way more surge capacity and their hospitals got full in literally one week. On top of all this people in the USA are uneducated or unable to wear masks because it's not normal, So people will get infected easily. At least in china they wear masks but it's still not doing anything.

[Anonymous No.17431687]

>>17431650
An 11% mortality rate is too small?

[Anonymous No.17431689]

>>17431583
>Every company that outsourced to China deserves what they’re getting.
Most of the perpetrators of that are already retired. CEOs usually pursue short-sighted gains to get their bonus then fuck off long before their decisions come back to them. Bezos is an exception to this rule.


"In 1965, the average tenure of companies on the S&P 500 was 33 years. By 1990, it was 20 years. It's forecast to shrink to 14 years by 2026."

[Anonymous No.17431706]

>>17431650
>>Perhaps Mother Nature herself has implemented this "soft cap" on our population.

>some chink eats bat soup
>90% of all people above the age of 60 die
>lul just mother nature thinning the herd

This shit could have been prevented.

[Anonymous No.17431722]

>>17431706
You cannot separate a chink from his bat/turtle soup

[Anonymous No.17431735]

>>17431660
2% mortality rate according to the CCP and WHO. I speculate it's around 8-10% in actuality. Babies, Middle age and old people are more at risk. Statistically from all the deaths in china which there are probably 10-20k at this point that is being censored.

[Anonymous No.17431744]

>>17431706
sopa de bato uma delicia

[Anonymous No.17431747]

>>17431553
Stop repeating this nonsense it’s killing people of all phenotypes. Only reason this may be the case is in the west we’re on preemptive damage control and not announcing deaths as being coronavirus. It’s flu or pneumonia etc.

[Anonymous No.17431757]

>>17431687
It's colossal, but not big enough to shatter the order of things.
>>17431706
I wasn't serious, of course it could be prevented. I'm just happy that it's mostly China and Asians who's gonna get rekt. The world needs cheaper houses and better paying jobs, Chinks and Globalism would be damaged the most by the pandemic.

[Anonymous No.17431766]

>>17431441
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[Anonymous No.17431780]

>>17431735
Here's a fun video guys
https://youtu.be/oTysV3EfSyM

[Anonymous No.17431811]

>>17431660
I think I have it, honestly. My entire family has "the flu" which has turned into a pneumonia like I've never had with an insane cough. We have each had fevers coming and going for 7 days straight. It's a huge inconvenience, especially if this is going to become a yearly endemic type disease, but it's not that bad.
Maybe I'm wrong, but they aren't testing people. They won't start now either. In a few months we are going to read articles about how "the flu" you got in the winter was actually coronavirus, and how it was soo silly to overreact.
I think the market is a huge bubble right now so we will have a recession over this, but it will be used as an excuse for it. The real issue is the fed target staying near zero for a decade. Time to pay up

[Anonymous No.17431852]

>>17431811
Where you from?

[Anonymous No.17431862]

>>17431624
AAAA IM COOMING
>>17431757
> Big enough to shake the order of things,
you have absolutely no idea what is about to happen do you? Adorable

[Anonymous No.17431876]

>China literally destroying the human race because they tried to manipulate germ warfare like the fucking insane totalitarian regime they are
Can the world just agree to invade China at this point?

[Anonymous No.17431891]

>>17431811
Where are you from, please tell me right fucking now.

[Anonymous No.17431901]

>>17431676
I bought 3 extra packs of chicken nuggets because they were on sale. I also bought an extra pack of mushrooms because there is a new alfredo recipe I want to try out. Am I going to make it brews?

[Anonymous No.17431935]

>>17431766
Based

[Anonymous No.17432023]

>>17431766
North Dakota Access Pipeline Protests 北达科他州接入管道抗议 Ferguson Riots 弗格森暴动 2017 St. Louis protests2017年圣路易斯抗议活动 Nuclear testing at Bikini Atoll 比基尼环礁的核试验 Unite the Right rally 团结右集会 Charlotte riots 夏洛特暴动 Attack on the Sui-ho Dam 袭击穗河水坝 Milwaukee riots 密尔沃基骚乱 Shooting of Alton Sterling and Philando Castile 奥尔顿·斯特林和菲兰多·卡斯蒂利亚的射击 Occupation of the Malheur NationalWildlife Refuge Malheur国家野生动物保护区的占领 death of Freddie Gray 弗雷迪·格雷的死 Shooting of Michael Brown迈克尔·布朗的拍摄 death of Eric Garner, Oakland California 奥克兰奥克兰市埃里克·加纳(Eric Garner)逝世 Operation Condor 神鹰行动 Occupy WallStreet 占领华尔街 My Lai Massacre 我的大屠杀 St. Petersburg, Florida 佛罗里达州圣彼得堡 Kandahar Massacre 坎大哈屠杀 1992Washington Heights riots 1992年华盛顿高地暴动 No Gun Ri Massacre 无枪杀案 L.A. Rodney King riots 洛杉矶罗德尼·金暴动 1979 Greensboro Massacre 1979年格林斯伯勒大屠杀 Vietnam War 越南战争 Kent State shootings肯特州枪击案 Bombing of Tokyo 轰炸东京 San Francisco Police Department Park Station bombing 旧金山警察局公园站爆炸案 Assassination of MartinLuther King, Jr. 小马丁·路德·金遭暗杀。 Long Hot Summer of 1967 1967年炎热的夏天 Bagram 巴格拉姆 Selma to Montgomery marches 塞尔玛到蒙哥马利游行 Highway of Death 死亡之路 Ax Handle Saturday 星期六斧头 Battle of Evarts 埃瓦茨战役 Battle ofBlair Mountain 布莱尔山战役McCarthyism 麦卡锡主义 Red Summer 红色夏天 Rock Springs massacre 岩泉大屠杀 Pottawatomie massacre 盆大屠杀 Jeju uprising 济州起义 Colfaxmassacre 科尔法克斯大屠杀 Reading Railroad massacre 阅读铁路大屠杀 Rock Springs massacre 岩泉大屠杀 Bay viewMassacre 湾景大屠杀

[Anonymous No.17432149]

>>17432023
haha, this is fucking based. The mandarin should be in wingdings

[Anonymous No.17432156]

>>17431852
>>17431891
California, near a college with many Chinese national students

[Anonymous No.17432173]

>>17432023
Oh look, all things that can be looked up in the US because we don’t have a totalitarian government.

[Anonymous No.17432201]

>>17431862
kys doomer

[Anonymous No.17432370]

>>17431747
OK Winnie

[Anonymous No.17432413]

>>17432156
shut the fuck up

[Anonymous No.17432448]

>>17431268
FUCK BOOMERS
FUCK ZOOMERS
THE TIME OF THE MILLENIAL HAS COME

[Anonymous No.17432480]

>>17431555
>Spanish flu took 1 year to infect 500 million people and that was back then with no air travel.
spanish flu killed so many people because of secondary infections. we didnt have antibiotics back then that's why so many dead

[Anonymous No.17432529]

what the fuck i thought that crypto and the stock market were inversed

[Anonymous No.17432554]

Italian ledditor has ithttps://www.reddit.com/r/China_Flu/comments/f99w4m/you_might_have_an_insider_here_in_a_bit_boooooys/
is this the end /biz/?

[Anonymous No.17432591]

>>17432554
this guy will make holy shit...he'll have a bad flu and that's about it

[Anonymous No.17432600]

>>17431624

[Anonymous No.17432627]

>>17432591
between those 2 people they’ve probably infected 10 others. it’s game ogre in Italy at this point

[Anonymous No.17432837]

>this thread

You scaremongers are retarded, this is a particularly nasty strain of flu that kills the elderly and those with impaired immunity.
Thousands are recovering from it every day. The mortality of it is maybe twice the average of all seasonal influenza.

[The Devil !!y9pM1O7kKh0 No.17432857]

>>17431706
>>17431722

[Anonymous No.17432885]

>>17432201
>I'm not built for worse case scenarios
That's alright. Enjoy nubiz for the rest of the day

[Anonymous No.17433166]

Not enough masks for healthcare workers in the US. CDC confirming that people should prepare.

[Anonymous No.17433482]

I bought face masks normally used in construction cause the medical type was sold out.

will i even make it with those, bros?

[Anonymous No.17433553]

>>17431501
How do I profit in a global depression?

[Anonymous No.17433575]

>>17432480
>antibiotics
>flu VIRUS
FUCK OFF

[Anonymous No.17433746]

>>17431676
What a waste of money

[Anonymous No.17433814]

>>17433746
Imagine being this ill prepared for anything. America really has conditioned everyone to be unafraid retards with no sense of danger, because nothing bad ever happens. The 2009 flu and SARS were the only illnesses in recent memory that had this impact, and people in America weren’t exposed to the latter. This shit is bad, current R0 of 4-7, asymptomatic spreading, it’s going to get a whole lot worse before it gets better as the disease cycles through other countries

[Anonymous No.17433853]

>>17433814
yeah still waiting for swine flu to kill me

[Anonymous No.17433903]

>>17433853
I unironically got swine flu. It was a rough flu but after I had a couple rough nights I was good to go.

[Anonymous No.17433909]

>>17433853
People aren’t dying from the flu from this, they’re dying from the diseases the coronavirus causes. Pneumonia can kill a perfect healthy adult, it happens all the time. The R0 for that flu as well was only 1.2-1.6, this is like 2-4x that lmao, it’s not even close, this is much more infectious. When hospitals are overloaded (which America has a low number of volume they can take for patients), the previously healthy with no preexisting conditions will die. Cope in your fantasy world, this will affect you too

[Anonymous No.17433913]

>>17432837
It is really crazy how hard people overreact, in 2 month everyone will forget it

[Anonymous No.17433953]

>>17433909
i dont think the virus is the real problem, but the ensuing chaos and economical halt.

[Anonymous No.17433955]

>>17433814
Nothing Happens... We can argue in 2 month then this nothingburger will be over.

[Anonymous No.17433960]

33% crypto
32% stocks
27% cash
8% gold

how would you re-weight this and what would be optimal at economic collapse? I conceptually do not trust fiat.

Any safe havens from economic downturn as well as fiat system collapse? (Except crypto?)

[Anonymous No.17433978]

>>17433853
I had swine flu, not kidding. Was cool to get 2 weeks off my wagecage

[Anonymous No.17433997]

>>17433960
99% crypto
1% cash

[Anonymous No.17434001]

>>17433903
Same.
Well played anon.

[Anonymous No.17434025]

>>17433997
99% LINK
1% cash

[Anonymous No.17434035]

>>17433909
At least people like you care about our health.
You are a saint Mr.

[Anonymous No.17434041]

>>17433997
100% broke

[Anonymous No.17434075]

>>17433953
THIS!
The Economy might tank Worldwide due to people freak out about 2-5k dead people within 2 a month timeframe

[Anonymous No.17434081]

>>17431747
Not a single healthy young white person has died yet

[Anonymous No.17434082]

>>17433960
Either everything goes back to normal in a month, or we have a real Pandemic and the Market collapses. Why not liquidate half of your stocks and crypto, keep some cash and buy gold for the rest of it.
If market dumps because of quarantined cities, you should be able to buy cheap in the near future, even if the situation gets under control. If SHTF, you have gold and cash to thrive in the new Paradigm.

[Anonymous No.17434177]

>>17434081

Thats not true man a 32 year old surgeon who had it all going for him has died in a tragic accident on the way home from the hospital

[Anonymous No.17434184]

>>17432480
We are about to not have antibiotics now. All the factories are closed and have been closed.

[Anonymous No.17434248]

>>17433960
>33% crypto
>32% stocks
>27% cash
>8% gold
>how would you re-weight this and what would be optimal at economic collapse? I conceptually do not trust fiat.

Go all-in on an Ally money market account until we hit the bottom of the recession next year at DOW 15,000

[Anonymous No.17434283]

>>17431624
>Corona is completely brand new and has NEVER been seen on this earth before
no, it's just a new strain. The viral family is pretty common

[Anonymous No.17434355]

>>17431583
This

[Anonymous No.17434528]

>>17434184
imagine letting 3rd worlders control the supply of important drugs
but now AI is on our side. thanks who? thanks high IQ West, as always.

[Anonymous No.17434549]

>>17434528
forgot url
https://www.theguardian.com/society/2020/feb/20/antibiotic-that-kills-drug-resistant-bacteria-discovered-through-ai

[Anonymous No.17434565]

>>17431811
Same 'flu' symptoms here and im also in cali. So far 10 days of erratic fever and sweats, very painful breathing and coughs (but minimal expectorate). Wiped me out, had to call of work a few days even after tons of sleep and dayquil. Even though it's probably not corona, it's the worst flu i've had in like 15 years.

[Anonymous No.17434597]

>>17431583
based Scorsese banging that piggy

[Anonymous No.17434622]

>>17433575
He's talking about secondary infections, peabrain.

[Anonymous No.17434893]

>>17431171
>mfw North Korea will be the next superpower
enjoy your free market cucks

[Anonymous No.17434914]

>>17434565
Thanks for giving China AIDS to all your fellow burgers

[Anonymous No.17434968]

>>17431687
11% is high enough that if I had a job I'd straight up not go the moment it became obvious in the u.s. that it was spreading bigly even if it meant I got fired.

[Anonymous No.17434991]

>>17433913
>in 2 month everyone will forget it
Just imagine that in 2 months every country on the world has their birders sealed off.

[Anonymous No.17435024]

>>17434893
Considering their borders are sealed off pretty well they actually have a good chance of avoiding much damage from the virus should it spread worldwide.

[Anonymous No.17435053]

>>17434968
Even the minimum of 2% is too high. The seasonal flu is only 0.02%

[Anonymous No.17435057]

>>17431876
>Can the world just agree to invade China at this point?
I ain't setting a single foot there.
Nuke it for orbit, idgaf

[Anonymous No.17435100]

>>17431624
God I love laughing at these doomsday retards. They've been doing this same shit for decades.

[Anonymous No.17435118]

>>17431660
Statistically, yearly flu strains continue to be far more deadly yet everyone is retarded like the doomsday posters in here.

[Anonymous No.17435268]

>>17431583
>hates marvel's woke capeshit
>has a cute chubby gf that sucks his dick every night
yeah, i'm thinking he's based.

[Anonymous No.17435387]

>>17431660
I think I had it in early Jan. Worst two weeks cold ever. Tested neg for flu, of course coronavirus was unherd of in the us in early Jan, so they wouldn't have tested it.

[Anonymous No.17435403]

>>17431171
>>17431171

ctrl + F "Coronaoken"

0 results

Its like /biz/ wants to stay poor

[Anonymous No.17435418]

>>17431171
>get ready for closed borders
Based
>get ready for market crashing
Based

[Anonymous No.17435496]

>>17431324
>guncucks

sigh... when will you pol/k larpers just fuck off already

[Anonymous No.17435653]

>>17432023
k that's unironically a funny meme in the context of a response to the china pasta, hey wait a minute the death toll of all of things outside of military conflicts is like under 100 whereas the death toll of the tiananmen square protests alone, (even) in estimates from the chinese government, reach 241 (and reach as high as 10,000)—and hey wait a minute, i can actually search all of this stuff because i don't have to get approval from the chinese government to look it up. w ow it's like you're a slimy subhuman communist who wants to expand state power for his own perceived gain, when in reality he's working against himself as a result of causing humanity to self-destruct by endlessly pooling the resources and earnings of productive, generally high-iq people into the possession of unproductive, generally low- to middling-iq parasites

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1989_Tiananmen_Square_protests#Death_toll

[Anonymous No.17435687]

>>17434082
>gold

you gold fags need to stop this shit

[Anonymous No.17435702]

>>17435496
>t. never had the misfortune to live around NIGGERS

[Anonymous No.17435711]

>>17431561
Yeah rebuild back to civilization where we trade with gold and silver will take hundreds of years, gl with that

[Anonymous No.17435920]

>>17435496
i honestly don't understand how you can think for one second that carrying a firearm is a bad idea when utter thugs such as those in >>17435702 whose prime directive is to take all that you have in this world could very well make you their target
it really is not a hard concept to grasp—some people simply are not good people, and regardless of the legality of firearms, they will wish to inflict harm on you, either to take what isn't rightfully theirs or for sport

also get the fuck off of /biz/

[Anonymous No.17436028]

>>17435702

[Anonymous No.17436164]

>>17431441
NPC detected

[Anonymous No.17436179]

>>17431553
False

[Anonymous No.17436183]

>>17431171
Already far too late to care about closing the borders.

[Anonymous No.17436196]

>>17431876
>human race
We're a species not a race.

[Anonymous No.17436214]

>>17431619
>because it's fucking America
I don't live in a nigger neighborhood. Anyone with murderous intentions gets murdered back. I prepped a month ago.

[Anonymous No.17436249]

>>17431650
A culling of the herd is absolutely needed. Far too many socialistic parasites. This also will btfo open borders and the nigger love the West had had for the past 60 years.

[Anonymous No.17436275]

>>17433553
inverse etfs

[Anonymous No.17436367]

>>17433814
I never gave a shit about those and yet the CDC and WHO were claiming it was the end of the world. This time around I stocked up supplies and the CDC and WHO are telling us it's a nothing burger.

Keep earning shekels, goy.

[Anonymous No.17436416]

>>17434565
>Same 'flu' symptoms here and im also in cali. So far 10 days of erratic fever and sweats, very painful breathing and coughs (but minimal expectorate). Wiped me out, had to call of work a few days even after tons of sleep and dayquil. Even though it's probably not corona, it's the worst flu i've had in like 15 years.
Yep that sounds EXACTLY like what we have
Did you have a runny nose? I just heard a rumor that coronavirus should not cause one. We all hand one.
Worst flu I've ever had if it's not corona. Some of us have had fevers for over 7 days in a row and I have coughed so hard I can't swallow my own spit without pain (no sore throat just straight up damage from coughing non-stop)

[Anonymous No.17436433]

>>17435118
People who compare a wide spread virus like the flu and its total dead to a new virus that hasn't spread yet are peak retard.

Ya fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.17436481]

>>17436433
This. We have no idea what to expect. If Italy is any sign, we need to prepare for the worst. People there are freaking the fuck and every government in the world is watching to see how it plays out. R0 >5, kills healthy adults, asymptomatic spreading. Prepare your butts for the worst

[Anonymous No.17436495]

>>17436433
He's just a based cynic who never makes a wild prediction because he gets high on being right 95% of the time without any logical framework to his thinking besides "humph, it's NOT happening folks! be reasonable!"

[Anonymous No.17436508]

>>17435496
please go walk through a nigger infested area with no method of self-defense. I'll see how it turns out in the news.

[Anonymous No.17436545]

>>17436508
>they're just like us
>racists only hate them because of the color of their skin

[Anonymous No.17436602]

>>17433903
i was really young at the time and god the vaccine—contracted mild autism
had a bizarro fever-daydream where i hallucinated that i was in the call of duty: modern warfare universe, on a raft in the middle of a humid ocean with extremely high-volume waves under a dismal sky; they were all equipped with p90s and were telling me that all was going to be alright while really great ambient military background music was playing behind the sounds of background wind and thunder
*sounds* great when you're reading it, but i felt like death was hanging over me, going in and out of the consciousnesses of the real world, the wiggles world, and sleep; in the real world i was always reaching for my bowl to vomit in, in the wiggles world i was being consoled by burly children's show actors with top-tier military training, and sleep was like purgatory

[Anonymous No.17436619]

>>17431171
>closed borders
fucking based, all we needed was a pandemic to destroy the liberal world order

[Anonymous No.17436622]

>>17435024
>>17434893
they would be doomed if it got in, starving people dont survive through a virus

[Anonymous No.17436630]

>>17436602
i was really young at the time and got the vaccine—contracted some mild autism, along with a fucked up case of the flu that the vaccine was supposed to prevent
had a bizarro fever-daydream where i hallucinated that i was in the call of duty: modern warfare universe, on a raft in the middle of a humid ocean with extremely high-volume waves under a dismal sky; they were all equipped with p90s and were telling me that all was going to be alright while really great ambient military background music was playing behind the sounds of background wind and thunder
*sounds* great when you're reading it, but i felt like death was hanging over me, going in and out of the consciousnesses of the real world, the wiggles world, and sleep; in the real world i was always reaching for my bowl to vomit in, in the wiggles world i was being consoled by burly children's show actors with top-tier military training, and sleep was like purgatory
by far the worst flu i've ever had

[Anonymous No.17436636]

>>17431348
>haha market is just fine

[Anonymous No.17436640]

>>17435024
NK has the border open for China. NK citizens can travel freely in between

[Anonymous No.17436678]

fucking stupid goddamned lack of post editing, have to keep deleting shit and re-posting it

>>17433978
>>17433903
>>17433853
>>17433814
i was really young at the time and got the vaccine—contracted some mild autism, along with a fucked up case of the flu that the vaccine was supposed to prevent
had a bizarro fever-daydream where i hallucinated that i was in the call of duty: modern warfare universe, on a raft in the middle of a humid ocean with extremely high-volume waves under a dismal sky; they were all equipped with p90s and were telling me that all was going to be alright while really great ambient military background music was playing behind the sounds of background wind and thunder
*sounds* great when you're reading it, but i felt like death was hanging over me, going in and out of the consciousnesses of the real world, the wiggles world, and sleep; in the real world i was always reaching for my bowl to vomit in, in the wiggles world i was being consoled by burly children's show actors with top-tier military training, and sleep was like purgatory
by far the worst flu i've ever had

[Anonymous No.17436702]

>>17436678
Go back to red dit

[Anonymous No.17436707]

>Corona virus massacring boomers AND their portfolios

What a time to be alive

[Anonymous No.17436710]

>>17431687
Its 3% bud. Its 11% for the elderly, those over 60.

[Anonymous No.17436727]

>>17431624
There will be a civilizational collapse in the future but it won't be over something as tame as Corona virus.

[Anonymous No.17436735]

>>17436710
>Its 3% bud. Its 11% for the elderly
And way less than 3% for the non-elderly.

[Anonymous No.17436757]

>>17431441
Because bad news spreads

[Anonymous No.17436775]

>>17431171
First we gotta wait til enough people are infected before they'll close the border.

[Anonymous No.17436885]

>>17436702
>le having a 30-minute window to edit poasts is SO R*DDIT, but lliek having the option to delete them in the 30-minute window and then having people replying to a deleted poast is SOOOO 4CHAN!!!!! xDDDDD
not an argument
not having the option to make minor edits but allowing them to delete posts and re-post a corrected version just makes it so that people have to go about doing something in an infinitely more shitty and convoluted way to achieve roughly the same end
the potential for fucking up a train of conversation is way higher

[Anonymous No.17436974]

>>17436885
wahhh waahhhhh waahhhhhhh

edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger!

[Anonymous No.17437002]

>>17431624
The CDC is testing a human vaccine in 6 weeks. It being in the same family as SARS is one of the reasons we're pumping one out so quickly.

[Anonymous No.17437005]

>>17436707
>chinks BTFO
>globalists BTFO
>offshoring corporations BTFO
>boomers BTFO
>boomer retirement BTFO
Based Coronachan. Hopefully its creators can come out with a sequel that targets Africans next.

[Anonymous No.17437598]

>>17436710
>>17436735
Depends if you are a chink or not.

[Anonymous No.17437711]

>>17436028
>all those extra shots after he was already down
yeah this guy went to jail

[Anonymous No.17437725]

>>17436885
Didn't read, stay mad ledditor

[Anonymous No.17437746]

>>17437002
They never vaccinated SARS and the vaccine they tried in animals killed the animal.

[Anonymous No.17438023]

>>17437711
It's shameful for heros to be imprisoned

[Anonymous No.17438117]

>n95 masks sold out everywhere

[Anonymous No.17438147]

>>17436619

>But if the outbreak does get worse, it could deal another savage blow to the system of global frictionless exchange of people, goods, services and capital, by making countries more suspicious of allies and enemies alike.

https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/nyt-coronavirus-not-civilization-ender

PEAASAE TRUMP< NO MORE WINNING!

[Anonymous No.17438230]

[Anonymous No.17438238]

>>17432448
I’m a zoomer and I’m getting an inheritance thatll serve nicely in these coming times.

[Anonymous No.17438295]

>>17438147
>Zerohedge

This is the same people who made Shipthu(or whatever the fuck it's called) articles about debt forgiveness and the cycle of markets exploding. I convinced my entire family the financial world will fall apart, stopped going to college and made everybody buy toilet paper, gold, and ammo.

I am still ridiculed to this day.

[Anonymous No.17438379]

>>17438295
hahaha based. well this one is about a NYT article... for better or worse

[Anonymous No.17438401]

>>17438147
>Trump talks shit on Parasite
>Parasite's Twitter account >implies Drumpf is illiterate and that's why he didn't like the movie
>the next day Coronachan arrives in South Korea
Trump Curse is still active

[Anonymous No.17438416]

>>17431268
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7EuamMTWgw&feature=share

[Anonymous No.17438426]

>>17431619
God you are beyond retarded

[Anonymous No.17438511]

>>17433746
>buying food is a waste of money
>buying isoprpyl and gloves that cost maybe $5 total is a waste of money
Ok

[Anonymous No.17438523]

>>17431514
Source on it making people infertile?

[Anonymous No.17438601]

Italian here.
All this alarmism is cringe and blue pilled.
There are a little bit more than 300 cases (that are a lot for Italy, I agree) and 11 people died (old people or people already sick for othe diseases), mostly in the north, near Milan.
But In Rome, for example, except for avoiding chinese restaurant, and "all at 1€" chinese stores people barely give a fuck about Corona.

Off couse there will be a lot of repercussion in the markets, that are already crashing, but people is a little bit overreacting.

[The Devil !!y9pM1O7kKh0 No.17438623]

>>17437711
Doubtful.

[The Devil !!y9pM1O7kKh0 No.17438658]

>>17435496
Shall not infringe.

[Anonymous No.17438713]

>>17436416
At this point it'd be better to simply treat the symptoms. Btw I also got a very bad flu around Christmas time, didn't abate for a couple weeks

[Anonymous No.17438755]

>>17436028
>RIP printer

[Anonymous No.17438771]

Heh, my superior isolated town of 12 DEX forest people will surely beat and survive the max STR Citymooks who got coronad
And when you all cucks are dead, me and my 11 mates will trade bitcoins between us at increasing prices and become rich.

[Anonymous No.17438849]

>>17436028
Damn, Sal from impractical jokers is a good shot

[Anonymous No.17438880]

>>17431268
the ones with the money will be buying the cheap stock and property loser. ie not millennials.

[Anonymous No.17439102]

>>17436545

[Anonymous No.17439246]

Corona is such an obvious scapegoat for the long overdue market crash. And so this time instead of going against the bankers, normie cattle will believe it's all because of batsoup...

[Anonymous No.17439400]

>>17434025
This guy fucks

[Anonymous No.17439432]

>>17439246
>Corona is such an obvious scapegoat for the long overdue market crash.
my concise statement on this whole thing. meanwhile we have people arguing about the lethality of the virus. pathetic that even here we fall for it

[Anonymous No.17439491]

>>17431676
I'll survive on water and eating the dust I've been collecting under my bed for years.

[Anonymous No.17439499]

>the announcing agency had it's funding cut recently by the president who's market they want to damage in return
>the announcing doctor is a trump derangement syndrome tard with a twitter full of whines he's "anti-science", most of them post-funding-cut
>conflict of interest on every level
>no change in conditions prompted the announcement
>Trump announcing a 2.5 billion endowment to coronavirus research was snubbed in the media because it doesn't fit their narrative

I think I can hear George Soros shorting stock from here.

https://virologyj.biomedcentral.com/articles/10.1186/1743-422X-2-69

>Chloroquine is a potent inhibitor of SARS coronavirus infection and spread

Oh hey look, something else the media snubbed. I guess a virus that gets murdered by gin and tonic isn't scary enough, huh?

[Anonymous No.17439562]

>>17432837
This doomsday cucks are always crying about muh boogaloo and martial law and nothing ever happens. This was chinks fucking around trying to engineer biological weapons and then it getting spread on accident. The earth probably needed a culling and the Chinese and governments need to learn a lesson not to act like such niggers all the time.

[Anonymous No.17439577]

Its slowing down now as you can see https://thevirustracker.com

[Anonymous No.17439674]

>>17436028
tf did the nog throw on the counter? idgi

[Anonymous No.17439760]

>>17431624
>Corona is completely brand new and has NEVER been seen on this earth before
God you people are fucking retarded

[Anonymous No.17439812]

>>17439562

>China announces SARS 2

Agreed it's a bioweapon, probably an early experiment on SARS 1. Infectivity has increased marginally but otherwise the virus is eerily identical.

>do you have proof?

http://virological.org/t/the-proximal-origin-of-sars-cov-2/398

>The genomic features described here may in part explain the infectiousness and transmissibility of SARS-CoV-2 in humans. Although genomic evidence does not support the idea that SARS-CoV-2 is a laboratory construct, it is currently impossible to prove or disprove the other theories of its origin described here, and it is unclear whether future data will help resolve this issue.

Seems like we won't be told either way.

[Anonymous No.17439838]

>>17439760
this lmao

[Anonymous No.17439866]

>>17437711
>>17438023
>>17438623

https://www inquirer.com/news/metro-pcs-robbery-elmwood-permit-nra-20190831.html

No charges

[Anonymous No.17440006]

>>17439866
They often teach in self defense classes that if you are in a position where you need to actually shoot someone you shoot them and you keep shooting until they are 100% no longer a threat. If your life is truly in danger magdumping their ass is the way to go.

[Anonymous No.17440006,1]

>>17436974
>>17437725
you literally couldn't make an argument against me you peameal-brained cuntnozzles
is everything you do based on what reddit is or isn't doing? fucking bugmen