In trouble at work for telling a coworker she is hot

[Anonymous No.17430808]

Last week a new woman started at work. When she introduced herself to me I got nervous and told her she was hot. I know I shouldn’t have said it but I got nervous and wanted to say something. Now I just got an email from HR saying they want to talk to me. Is there anyway I can get fired for this?

[Anonymous No.17430819]

>>17430808
Yes
Youre probably fired now or on probation at least

You deserve it
Separate your dick and money
Ngmi

[Anonymous No.17430861]

>>17430808
Yeah you done fucked up son. The smart thing would’ve been to pretend to ignore her hotness, set up a hidden camera in the bathroom and sold the videos of her peeing. Tmyk

[Anonymous No.17430898]

>>17430819
You cannot say I deserve it when it was an honest mistake because I was so flustered around her. I truly was not trying to flirt or hit on her. It's that I was so intimidated of her good looks that I could not think what to say. I literally cannot afford to get fired at this point. What should I say to HR?

[Anonymous No.17430905]

>>17430808
>t. actual retard

The fuck is wrong with you? There is a guy like you at my work. He once tried to tell a buff ass Chad co-worker to break up with his girlfriend so he could slide in. Problem is, he's a little greaseball schizo that pukes out of nowhere, literally unprompted. Here's some advice, if you're not good looking yourself, never, and I mean EVER comment on your coworkers looks. Got it, bucko?

[Anonymous No.17430912]

that's not even sexual harassment, just a rude remark. if you don't only get a warning then it must be a shit workplace.

[Anonymous No.17430935]

>>17430898
Spilling your spaghetti is not an honest mistake. It's up to you to not be a sperg.

[Anonymous No.17430937]

>>17430808
Emotional control. You lack it. Hope you learned. You need to get this out of your system sooner rather than later.

Move on.

[Anonymous No.17430967]

>>17430898
Companies dont care about your feelings
You are a fuck up and emotionally immature if you cant shut the fuck up

Id fire you

[Anonymous No.17430970]

>>17430808
Let this be a learning experience for you retard

[Anonymous No.17430991]

>>17430808
you fucking misogynist
you literally raped her

[Anonymous No.17430992]

>>17430935
So what should I say to HR? They are meeting with me later today. They did not say what it was about yet. They just gave a vague description saying they want to discuss my "conduct at work".

[Anonymous No.17431009]

>>17430992
say she was lying

[Anonymous No.17431020]

>>17430898
> I’m sorry sir, that I couldn’t contain my explosive diarrhea in the microchip fab, coating you millions
> it was an honest mistake, you can’t fire me!

[Anonymous No.17431028]

>>17430992
Keep your mouth closed
Knowing you, your low iq would fuck you

[Anonymous No.17431029]

say "why would i call her hot im gay" and then show your phone with recently installed grindr

[Anonymous No.17431044]

>>17430808
>so here's our support team, anon has been with us for 2 years now. Anon, this is Jessica
>Hi anon, nice to mee-
>GAAAH YOU'RE HOT!!! s-sorry...

[Anonymous No.17431049]

>>17431029
AND THE GOLD OF 4CHAN HAS APPEARED AGAIN

BRILLIANT OP YOU ARE SAVED

[Anonymous No.17431055]

>>17430808
Chad would never get in trouble for telling a chick she's hot

[Anonymous No.17431064]

>>17430992
I can't even begin to imagine what you're supposed to say in that situation because I've never put myself in it, and for good reason. I'd recommend sitting there, shutting up, and letting them say their piece. Don't try to explain your actions away, a simple "I'm sorry, it won't happen again." Is ALL that should leave your mouth. You're 99% going to be on some sort of probationary period as a result and 50/50 whether or not they outright shitcan you in this post #metoo world.

If you get a write up or probationary period, keep your head down and shut the FUCK UP for the foreseeable future. Just work and try to let things blow over.

[Anonymous No.17431068]

>>17430992
Stalk her Instagram, print out the hottest and bring them wirth you to make up a story about how she provoked you with them

[Anonymous No.17431084]

>>17431009
Are you sure that is a good idea? Maybe it could work but I am worried to try that. There was 2 other people in the room at the time who maybe could have overheard but I am not sure if they did or not. Hypothetically if these 2 people hopefully did not hear anything, what would happen if it was just my word against hers? Could they not do anything to me in that case?

[Anonymous No.17431097]

>>17431064
Hes done already man.

Guys like this are too broken to repair they will ultimately destroy their own lives through sheer stupidity

[Anonymous No.17431116]

>>17431084
Jesus Christ it's clear that your brain does not function on a normal plane. Why the FUCK would they not believe her? Why would this chick lie about it? You have to understand how these things work. If you approach this as your word against hers you're going to be jobless before the day is over.

[Anonymous No.17431132]

>>17430898
Just tell HR that it was a mistake and that it won't happen again. They can only fire you for harassment, which is when you're told to stop and you continue your advances.

[Anonymous No.17431135]

>>17430808
tell her again

[Anonymous No.17431148]

>>17430808
Alright buddy, calm down. I'm a master at solving shit like this.

What sector?

[Anonymous No.17431151]

>>17430992
So you're in the shit now, you dared complement a woman in 2020.

So where do you go from here.
YOU GO FULL IN. You don't beta out. Damn right she's hot and that's what you tell HR. Don't apologise - if they then go on to fire you for being a male they are inviting a world pain on themselves, you KEEP ON going full in and you take it to the courts and you tell them all, that is one fucking hot woman.

[Anonymous No.17431152]

>>17431097
It makes me sad. He's probably decent at his job too, but is too much of a brainlet to not sabotage himself.

[Anonymous No.17431156]

You’ll get a written DA and probably be placed on a probationary period. I’ve had to handle my employee’s cases with HR and have seen much worse, some surprisingly not fired. Just sit down, listen to what they have to say, and apologize. “It won’t happen again” goes further than explaining yourself.

t. manager of ~150

[Anonymous No.17431157]

>>17431116
Hes fired already
Tick tock
Its his mouth that will ruin him

[Anonymous No.17431173]

>>17431151
I swear you guys are the best
Anon friends are hilarious as fuck

[Anonymous No.17431200]

>>17430808
>working in a place that hires females
I wouldn't want to be in your shoes, yikes

[Anonymous No.17431224]

>>17431064
>>17431132
>>17431156
Ok this seems like the best advice thank you. I think I am going to do this. Should I email the woman to apologize to her? I am too scared to talk to her at this point.

[Anonymous No.17431226]

>>17431029
exactly, claim that you like sucking semen from mens assholes with your tongue

[Anonymous No.17431239]

>>17431226
it would put him near the top of the victimhood hierarchy

[Anonymous No.17431251]

>>17431224
Dumbass

[Anonymous No.17431264]

>>17431239
yep, thats how you win in shitlib environments. You could even say that she is a bigot for thinking that you are normal.

[Anonymous No.17431281]

>>17431226
You have to be this graphic or they wont believe you, remember those people are degenerates

[Anonymous No.17431288]

>>17431224
Wait until after the meeting, then use your best judgement. I wouldn’t.

[Anonymous No.17431307]

>>17430967
This.
/Thread

[Anonymous No.17431310]

>>17431224
100% do not email her or anything like that.

[Anonymous No.17431355]

>>17431224
Don't talk to her ever again unless work dictates it or she approaches you. Even then don't try to engage in anything else than a professional level. You've already proved inept at social ability.

[Anonymous No.17431433]

>>17431224
this has to be bait

[Anonymous No.17431531]

>>17431224
Lol do whatever HR says.

Also, $10 says she didn't even report you, it was probably some roasie incel or a beta coworker who overheard and decided to anonymously whiteknight

[Anonymous No.17431776]

>>17430898
how are you even still online?? hr is waiting anon. not a good idea to keep them waiting.

[Anonymous No.17431797]

>>17431151
good luck getting btfo when her legal counsel advises her to gain weight, dye her hair, and stop doing basic grooming and hygiene

[Anonymous No.17431815]

>>17430808

Now you must pay her cash money for her suffering on a monthly basis.

[Anonymous No.17431841]

just so you know, however this ends up, your only real crime here - was being unattractive
don't forget to tell the courts that as well

[Anonymous No.17431884]

>>17431239
OP should Transition to being a woman, then they will be a Trans Female, almost the highest of victimhood.
And if that doesn't work OP will commit a statistical probability

[Anonymous No.17431938]

this guy bullshitting... no one is this retarded and still has a job

[Anonymous No.17431944]

>>17431884
op would presumably be a lesbian mtf. I'm no expert, but that level of degeneracy has to approach the peak of victimhood status

[Anonymous No.17432053]

Women shouldn’t be in the workforce. Prove me wrong.

[Anonymous No.17432056]

Why are so many faggots in this thread acting like the OP made some huge mistake?

[Anonymous No.17432095]

>>17431029
This, gay guys call their girl friends hot all the time. You are now the resident flamboyant homo at your work

[Anonymous No.17432099]

>>17432056
are you really that out of touch? or just putting on some tough-guy chad persona and pretending?

[Anonymous No.17432107]

>>17431938
I could introduce you to a few of my coworkers, if you'd like.

[Anonymous No.17432114]

>>17430808
Tell them to give you an outline of the meeting agenda. Do not get ambushed

[Anonymous No.17432122]

>>17430808
honestly you're a fucking buffoon and should just do whatever HR tells you

[Anonymous No.17432145]

>>17432053
OP shouldn't be in the workforce. Prove me wrong. This guy doesn't get it.

>>17432056
This guy makes less than the average US salary. This guy doesn't get it.

[Anonymous No.17432154]

>>17430808
unfortunately it seems you were too ugly and/or short for her to take it as a compliment
have fun getting fired now

[Anonymous No.17432169]

>>17430992
Just say you're transitioning and the pills made you say this shit.
Since you're now (in their eyes) a female they can't do shit.

[Anonymous No.17432170]

>>17431029
you should unironically do this desu. you cant persecute gay men

[Anonymous No.17432174]

>>17430808
Also.

You can say your sugar was very low and had mental fog. You're going to the dr. To get tested for diabetus.

[Anonymous No.17432184]

>>17430808
>>17430992
Deny it. It didn't happen, you don't remember it happening. It doesn't sound like something you would say.

[Anonymous No.17432198]

>>17431224
if this somehow is not bait, no, do not put anything in writing about this. if you have been diagnosed with asperger's or social anxiety or some shit MAYBE you can tell her offhanded that you're sorry, you have this issue, but it was still unacceptable, and it wont happen again (like if you both happen to be alone in the breakroom or some shit). but absolutely do not actively seek her out or corner her. if this seems too intimidating then you're best just avoiding her.

[Anonymous No.17432200]

>>17432184
>This.
You have great corporate experience anon. If there are no witnesses it never happen.

[Anonymous No.17432279]

>>17431224
kek
Anon, you are seriously going to have to play the 'I'm on the spectrum' card, protip: you are.
Just say you were anxious at meeting somebody new, you've been under stress, you are very sorry pls no kill. Send an apology to her VIA THE PEOPLE YOU ARE DEALING WITH NOT HER.
one day she will fuck you for this.

[Anonymous No.17432294]

>>17432145
>Say harmless words that aren’t even overtly sexual
>OH MY GOD OP IS SOCIALLY INEPT AND SHOULD NEVER BE ALLOWED IN THE WORKPLACE
Woman or white knight faggot detected. I think reddit is more your speed.

>>17432099
>Thinks calling someone hot once is going to get them me too’d
Only one out of touch here is you.

[Anonymous No.17432308]

I had something similar happen where HR contacted me saying this exact same scenario happened where I apparently dropped my spaghetti and started saying how sexy the new secretary was. Unfortunately for the girl I've been working here for over 10 years and some of the office crowd think I'm gay because I didn't go wild at a strip club during a bachelor party (i was sober due to being the driver and sick as fuck)
She didn't get fired but got heavily warned and no-one likes her.

[Anonymous No.17432347]

>>17432294
never said anything about metoo. but this kind of stupid behavior, while it might not get you fired, could easily effect your future prospects at the company. not the end of the world but a big price to pay for simply saying 2 words when he could have said none

[Anonymous No.17432357]

>>17431224
You are so stupid that you're gonna get fired soon for something else if you end up not being fired for this.

[Anonymous No.17432415]

>>17432294
>Woman or white knight faggot detected. I think reddit is more your speed.
Lol. Found the guy at the bottom of the totem pole with no experience ever running or being a part of a successful business. Good luck!

[Anonymous No.17432423]

>>17432308
Fucking nice.

I work with a bunch of dudes so unless you start picking on someone too hard no one goes to HR

[Anonymous No.17432426]

whats so bad about telling a woman you think shes attractive? is this what being a burger in 2020 is like? you get fired for having human emotions and verbalizing them?

[Anonymous No.17432456]

>>17432426
>inner owl ID
what does this mean

[Anonymous No.17432462]

>>17432426
What's sad is knowing that there are so many females who wouldn't mind getting a compliment and go home sad that they work so hard to look good at work and get stonewalled by all the males

[Anonymous No.17432476]

>>17431029
this

[Anonymous No.17432490]

>>17430808
rape

[Anonymous No.17432550]

>>17431224
Are you back yet? It's almost lunch. What the fuck happened? Do you have a job?

[Anonymous No.17432690]

>>17431132
THIS. Legally, "harassment" is when you are told to stop, but do not stop. If they try to accuse you of harassment, simply tell them "No, the legal definition of harassment is when someone is told to stop, and they do not stop. I am not guilty of harassment."

[Anonymous No.17432718]

>>17432200
Amen brother. Deny deny deny. Say she must have misheard something else I would say. I've worked with women for years and would never do something unprofessional like this. Are you calling me a liar?

This assumes of course you do not have a professional history of sending every double xx chromosome youve ever worked with dick pics daily.

[Anonymous No.17432727]

>>17432690
>Tfw you realize you get one freebie at work you can use
Make it a juicy one boys

[Anonymous No.17432728]

>>17430808
She misheard you.
This is what you need to tell HR:
You never said "You are smoking hot".
What you actually said was "I like smoking pot."

[Anonymous No.17432759]

>>17431132
>>17432690
>>17432727
I think if you handle it properly you can go as far as you want and still the most anyone could ever get you for is kidnapping since technically there will always be a choice for the person to live or die that is up to them

[Anonymous No.17432779]

>>17432759
Kidnap HR, problem gone

[Anonymous No.17432781]

>>17432728
lol this sounds goood

[Anonymous No.17432808]

>>17432294
What pisses me off is that no matter how correct you are, it doesnt matter because society dictates the conduct whether it is logical or not

[Anonymous No.17432819]

>>17431132
they can fire you for any reason at all or no reason as long as it isn't related to a protected class.

[Anonymous No.17432820]

>>17430992
Tell HR if they fire you you're going to kill yourself

[Anonymous No.17432844]

>>17430808
That's what you get for not avoiding women at work. Ignore them and don't say anything that isn't work related.

[Anonymous No.17432859]

>>17430898
Tell HR you will need to record the entire meeting with them.
Meanwhile get a lawyer.

[Anonymous No.17432866]

>>17432859
Unironically this.

[Anonymous No.17432891]

>>17430898
I used to feel that way around hotties... When i was fucking twelve! Tell hr she was wearing some provacative perfume and that you have multiple chemical sensitivity. You were literally induced through airborne chemicals.

[Anonymous No.17432892]

>>17432727
lol. I actually used that line when some attractive bitch accused me of harassment because I criticized her failure to do her job properly. After I heard that she accused me of harassment, I walked up to where she was working, faced her and directly yelled at her:

>Me yelling at her: "LEGALLY, HARASSMENT IS WHEN YOU ARE TOLD TO STOP AND DO NOT STOP! SHOULD I STOP!?! SHOULD I STOP?!?
beta white knight: "This is harassment! We're going to call the cops!"
>Me yelling at her: "LEGALLY, HARASSMENT IS WHEN YOU ARE TOLD TO STOP AND DO NOT STOP! SHOULD I STOP!?! SHOULD I STOP?!?
beta white knight: "We're going to call the cops!"
>CALL THE COPS! I'M NOT COMMITTING A CRIME! SHE HASN'T TOLD ME TO STOP! SHOULD I STOP!?! SHOULD I STOP!?!

This continued for a few minutes until both of them were mentally broken. When I saw her a week or so later she was strangely comfortable around me.

[Anonymous No.17432898]

>Nice to meet you
>...
>Eeemh...
>You're hot

>>17430992
If there's a woman in the HR department, tell her she's hot too.

[Anonymous No.17432965]

>>17432898
>If there's a woman in the HR department, tell her she's hot too.
this, say something along the lines of
>oh come on! you're hot too! you're probably in on this together!

[Anonymous No.17432992]

>>17432965
>Why are the hot ones always cunts??

[Anonymous No.17432995]

>>17430808
Yo keep us posted OP, I wanna laugh more

[Anonymous No.17433005]

>>17430808
Just tell them you were nervous you cuck

[Anonymous No.17433051]

This thread sounds extra chucked.

[Anonymous No.17433150]

>still have this thread open on auto update to see what happened to this sperg
op is kill

[Anonymous No.17433157]

>>17431151
don't forget the "Ladies you are looking good tonight!" and then just walk away

[Anonymous No.17433241]

They put me on probation and now I have to complete a workplace harassment education course. They said if I mess up again I will be fired. The problem is I still have to work with this woman and now I have no clue how I will be able to handle that. I can avoid her as much as possible but occasionally I will have to talk to her somehow.

[Anonymous No.17433254]

>>17433241
LMAO

[Anonymous No.17433269]

>>17433241
>now I have to complete a workplace harassment education course
i dont believe you
how is it harrassment if you make somebody a compliment?
you should have stood your ground OP and told them it was an innocent compliment and you will never do it again if it bothers her. but this is probably all a larp anyway

[Anonymous No.17433276]

>>17433241
Fucking kek

[Anonymous No.17433284]

>>17433241
Dude give up
Youre fired already
You are noticing your thought patterns by now right? Evolution is weeding the smoothbrains out

You should just kill yourself instead of persisting

[Anonymous No.17433285]

>>17433241
Good goy, stay in your lane

[Anonymous No.17433287]

>>17433241
If they're going to treat you like a cuck, you should harass her for real this time. Also look for another job.

[Anonymous No.17433294]

>>17433241
what a shit place to work, OP I am sad

[Anonymous No.17433312]

>>17433254
>LMAO
> LM OA OALA LM AOXDD}}}}
>>17433241
Keep it simple, don't be fucking weird and beta. Only talk to her when it is absolutely needed. Fear the women of 2020+ This is what they have done to us men. You got lucky this time

[Anonymous No.17433328]

>>17433241
You should say "Hold still while I impregnate you."

[Anonymous No.17433343]

>>17433241
Just relax man, you have to just throw this off. When she's around tell yourself to just be VERY VERY WORK. You are a work robot. And look for another job on the quiet.

[Anonymous No.17433345]

>>17432898
kek

[Anonymous No.17433358]

>>17433312
I would go in and say I quit bye

simple as

[Anonymous No.17433410]

Serious question, how do I compliment a female coworker? Is it ok to say something like"you look nice today"?

[Anonymous No.17433437]

>>17433410
If youre ugly just dont

[Anonymous No.17433444]

>>17433410
no
You compliment clothing or shoes or a fucking bag. No even that is too on the nose.
Lick her face and tell her she tastes delicious.

[Anonymous No.17433454]

>>17433241
K E K
E
K

[Anonymous No.17433458]

>>17432426
this, look at all these burgers scared shitless of losing their job, they'do ANYTHING to keep it, good little goys

[Anonymous No.17433470]

>>17433410
Compliments and pick up lines are what incels think work

Just be yourself
If shes immediately attracted physically youll know

If she really loves your personality, youll know

Girls always hug you and shit and kiss your cheek and do stuff do get other girls who pay attention to you jealous so dont make a sexual advancement unless she shows interest bro

[Anonymous No.17433479]

>>17433241
What a cunt. I know everyone is calling you a dumbshit for not controlling yourself which is valid, but she could have handled this situation like an adult by telling you not to speak that way to her again. Instead she ran to mommy HR to get you fired over a moment of being uncomfortable. It isn't shit for a woman to go after someone's living. I'd start looking for another place to work.

[Anonymous No.17433500]

>>17433479
Honestly i dont fuck with the no pussy incel mentality here but
This guy has a point kinda

[Anonymous No.17433508]

>>17432279
>one day she will fuck you for this

[Anonymous No.17433562]

Theres only 3 phrases you should only use on female coworkers.

I learned this from Tom Lycus back in the day.

"Hi" , "Hello", and ocassionally "How are you doing?"

That way, you can continue having your job.

[Anonymous No.17433572]

>>17433508
HAHAHA my thought exactly
What a retard

[Anonymous No.17433597]

>>17433241
should've just said you're a flaming homo/autistic/transitioning or what have you and things would've either ended up drastically better or you would've gotten fired like you probably are now anyway. RIP and best of luck in the next job

[Anonymous No.17433607]

>>17433479
>>17433479
This.
If she wasn't somewhat of an autist herself she'd have seen him dropping spaghetti and deal with it herself. On the other hand hot women deal with bullshit all day long anybody who's taken their 7/10 gf though a drunk city centre and clubs will get the feel it's like fucking war.

>>17433508
>>17433572
It was an obvious joke in the context of the post you spergs

[Anonymous No.17433635]

>>17433241
now you destroy her life, tell people she doesn't do her job, thro, rumors that you saw her sucking the manager's dick in the toilet etc... just be smart about it.
Then when she's stressed and seems affected by the rumors, teleport behind her and say "nothing personnel thot"

[Anonymous No.17433641]

>>17433241
Expected outcome. Now, here's some actionable advice from someone who has made it within the business/investment world AND has seen scenarios much worse than this (e.g. getting caught fucking within common areas):

The level of effort required to restore your image within your current organization will take years. At best. Looking at your particular situation: you don't have the temperament, personality, and emotional skills to restore your tarnished image within your current organization. What does this mean for you over the long term? It means that the organization will ensure that you will not advance further up the foodchain. Promotion stops here for you.

This afternoon, you should start applying for other positions within other organizations. Don't quit your day job. Keep your current job until you can obtain another one, take PTO, and advise your current folks that your found another position while taking leave.

[Anonymous No.17433673]

>>17430861
based

[Anonymous No.17433684]

>>17430808
Nut in her sandwich.

[Anonymous No.17433725]

>>17433641
This. You are permanently marked at that company anon. You need to start fresh

[Anonymous No.17433778]

>>17433241
So about what I expected. This honestly isn't the worst thing you could have done. If you have loads of women in upper management, it's time to look elsewhere. They will ensure you never advance after stepping that far out of line in a wimminz wurld. If you don't, keep your head down and work, you'll be back on the up and up before too long with your higher ups.

Godspeed you fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.17433782]

Clown word, troll thread

[Anonymous No.17433820]

>>17430967
shut the fuck up fag ur probably posting from the toilet lmao

[Anonymous No.17433831]

>>17433641
this
You are done there. Look for somewhere with a more relaxed feel and shut up when you get there.

[Anonymous No.17433963]

>>17430808
She reported you to HR, means you didn't tick her boxes, unfortunate OP.

[Anonymous No.17434055]

>>17433641
Best course of action

[Anonymous No.17434207]

>>17433241
What a fucking larp.
Are you really so retarded to fall for that?

[Anonymous No.17434753]

>>17434207
i really hope this was a larp or i am genuinely fucked or probably going to eventually go on a shooting spree at my future place of work

[Anonymous No.17434977]

>>17432426
Yes.

[Anonymous No.17435006]

>>17433241
You're fucked even worse now op. RIP

[Anonymous No.17435039]

>>17430808
nah just quit your job beforehand. shitty job senpai

[Anonymous No.17435048]

>>17432892
Holy shit if this true then that’s fucking hilarious lmao

[Anonymous No.17435049]

>>17430808
Apologize to her.
Get a Ziploc and a satchel for your spaghetti.

[Anonymous No.17435050]

Ask them for evidence of it is about that?

[Anonymous No.17435071]

>>17431029
/thread

[Anonymous No.17435078]

>>17433287
"Sit on my face whore"
>sits on your face
>no repercussions

[Anonymous No.17435088]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-nliwO4Gmw

[Anonymous No.17435103]

>>17433479
>It isn't shit for a woman to go after someone's living
Sadly true. Women really will take a moment of being uncomfortable and screw someone over it, often without even acting like an adult and confronting whoever made her uncomfortable. If op is as nervous as he seems in real life (I’m guessing worse) it should have been easy for her to guess that he’s just some harmless nervous socially underdeveloped guy who is literally nothing to worry about let alone report

[Anonymous No.17435201]

State of USA in 2020. I worked in France and Luxembourg. And you could as well be to an other planet. What pussy place.

[Anonymous No.17435657]

>>17430898
kek better start packing simp

[Anonymous No.17436077]

>>17431029
This is literally your only way out. It comes at a cost to your social standing at work, but it will work.

[Anonymous No.17436746]

>>17430819
Society is too politically correct now.

[Anonymous No.17436793]

>>17432294
Based

[Anonymous No.17436909]

>>17432820
quote the scene from fight club where he talks to his boss. -_-

[Anonymous No.17436937]

Dont worry Ranjeet

HR deals with our kind all the time
is just warning
is fine

give pretty girl good hug next time for the apoligise
and the rose flowers

[Anonymous No.17437524]

>>17432727
"Let me give you my card."

"Maybe I can mess you up and leave you crying on the bed sometime."

[Anonymous No.17437869]

>>17430808
Well you still have a chance. Now that you realized you fucked up just straight up go to her, apologize and say you were hypnotized by her beauty and that guys get nervous and shit. make sure she giggles then ask her out. if she says no then start applying elsewhere since you are marked. keep us updated OP

[Anonymous No.17438008]

>>17430898

You know the HR meeting will be with 3 other hot women right? You're fucked.

[Anonymous No.17438115]

>>17432426
>whats so bad about telling a woman you think shes attractive?
Because the way he did it was awkward and probably very creepy.

[Anonymous No.17438139]

>>17431288

>Telling OP to use his best judgement

Worst advice in the thread

[Anonymous No.17438195]

I wish anyone would tell me I'm attractive ;_;

These fucking whores don't know how easy they have it. Reporting people for recieving a complement.

[Anonymous No.17438209]

>>17432892
Lol.

[Anonymous No.17438246]

>>17430808
You need to walk into that HR meeting and slap the HR manager to show dominance, just walk right up to her fat fucking ass and give her a smack. They won't respect you if you don't.

[Anonymous No.17438274]

>>17430808
Tell them that she's lying because she made a move on you but you politely rejected her and that she's been obssesed with you from day one

[Anonymous No.17438414]

>>17430992

Go to a doctor and get a (real or fake doesn't matter) diagnosis for High Functioning Autism right fucking now bud. Drop "I apologize for my actions, I have a Autism-spectrum disorder that prevents me from understanding social cues in the workplace" on them in that meeting; wear a mic. If they fire you, get a specialized lawyer for discrimination lawsuits and sue them for a hostile work environment against neuro-diverse workers. They will likely settle for many tens or even hundreds of thousands of dollars before ever going to court. Now use your newfound disability and collect SSI and/or SSRI neetbux while using that settlement to trade shitcoins/shitstocks.

[Anonymous No.17438744]

>>17438008
This.
Dont forget to compliment them for being hot, otherwise they'll be jealous.

[Anonymous No.17438795]

>>17433269
"Hot" is not a compliment, incel. It's a toxically-masculine charges threat...if you are ugly.