Life Rate Thread

[Anonymous No.1742322]

State the following /biz/, and prepare for a rating:

Profession
Education
Age
Country/State
Salary
Networth/Assets
Marital Status

[Anonymous No.1742325]

>Salary
I like how you used that.

[Anonymous No.1742352]

>>1742322
Profession:
>Student/Casual fast-food worker

Education:
>Studying Laws/Comp Sci at good tier university (the top ones don't offer it), hoping to get into IP, Contract & Patent Law (less over-saturated)

Age:
>18

Country/State:
>Australia, Victoria

Salary:
>$450ish a fortnight (fluctuates based on how many shifts I pick up)

Networth/Assets:
>10k in shares portfolio
>3k in savings

Marital Status:
>Yeh lol.. Single

r8 me lads

[Anonymous No.1742356]

>>1742322
>Profession
NEET
>Education
GED, learning things on lynda.com
>Age
21
>Country/State
USA/ PA
>Salary
$0
>Networth/Assets
probably a $4,000 net worth
>Marital Status
single

this is going to be generally the bulk of the replies, maybe replacing NEET with student

[Anonymous No.1742359]

>>1742352
>fast food
>law/comp sci
Better off with McDonalds™ :^)

[Anonymous No.1742365]

Work at a brokerage (Analytics)
BS in Economics
25
USA/Central US
70k/year
~65k total, 20k liquid, 25k liquidish
Married

[Anonymous No.1742368]

>Profession
I.T.

>Education
Realized college was a meme a year in

>Age
20

>Country/State
USA

>Salary
$46k for doing fuck all at work

>Networth/Assets
$14k savings
$8k Student loans
$17k car loan

>Marital Status
GF. Not planning on marriage for at least another 4+ years

Currently living at home, h8 all you want m8 but it's nice :^)

[Anonymous No.1742369]

newfag

Profession: NEET
Education: high school
Age: 18
Country/State:NY
Salary: nothing
Networth/Assets:see above
Marital Status:high school

what would you do /biz/?

[Anonymous No.1742377]

>>1742352
Try to find paralegal work asap, only way to get a job these days

>>1742356
Enrol in a technical college and join the trades familia

>>1742365 >>1742368
Fucking nice

>>1742369
What are your grades like?

[Anonymous No.1742392]

>>1742377

they were pretty shitty grades, I barely passed high school and held a 1.5 gpa because of a whole bunch of bullshit going on at the time but if it's worth anything it was a really selective high school for the academically gifted.

[Anonymous No.1742394]

>>1742322
>profession
Student
>education
Highschool
>age
18
>location
Manhattan
>Salary
Nothing formal, $50-100 most years
>networth
~$650 in gift cards and cash
>marital status
Single, will probably die alone

My grades are pretty good (expecting a 3.75 this semester) and I'm doing some internships. Planning to become a milfag and moonlight in a top-tier college through GI bill. Then, into high-tier finance or engineering I go.

[Anonymous No.1742395]

>>1742322

Profession:
>Student/Retail Dude

Education:
>Studying CS/Systems Engineering with some Math for the memes

Age:
>19

Country/State:
>US, Massachusetts

Salary:
>~100 a week (i work light part time)

Networth/Assets:
>1k sitting in a bank account
>my beefy PC
>a bag of poptarts

Marital Status:
>king virgin

Future isnt too exciting, but the present is shit enough where I want the future. I really want to master investing, but so far I've just lost money.

[Anonymous No.1742398]

>>1742392
Jeez anon. Even with a good highschool, 1.5 isn't gonna get you into shit. Do you have any other qualifications besides grades?

[Anonymous No.1742409]

>>1742322

>profession
Entrepreneur
>education
Worthless 4 year degree
>age
30
>location
USA/pa
>salary
Salaries are for wage cucks, I take in $80k-100k/year
>net worth
~270k in rental real estate equity
>marital status
2D>3D

[Anonymous No.1742412]

>>1742322
>Profession
Offering professional business services
>Education
French literature major
>Age
27
>Country/State
Chicago, Il
>Salary
Gross about 45k/yr
>Networth/Assets
Barely anything besides my old car
>Marital Status
Single and mingling

[Anonymous No.1742417]

>>1742377
>Enrol in a technical college and join the trades familia
not into having job related health problems at 40 sorry

[Anonymous No.1742419]

>>1742322
>Profession
Senior IT Consultant.
>Education
BS in Computer Science
>Age
36
>Country/State
Northern Virginia
>Salary
~99k per year
>Networth/Assets
not sure exactly but probably around 85k in liquid and stocks and about another 80k in my 401k.
>Marital Status
Single. Never married, no kids.

[Anonymous No.1742420]

>Profession
Manufacturing
>Education
Bachelors
>Age
29
>Country/State
Texas
>Salary
85k
>Networth/Assets
250k
>Marital Status
Single

[Anonymous No.1742421]

>>1742398

not much, but I could easily enroll into a community college and transfer out into a better college if I'm taking the higher education route, in fact I'm in the process of applying to one right now. Problem is I don't know what to major in if I want good pay; I'm considering compsci though, I'm just afraid of compsci becoming oversaturated.

So I'm thinking either cc and compsci or learn a trade. Either way my parents will let me stay until my mid 20s so I'm free to work my ass off and save.

[Anonymous No.1742447]

>>1742409
What did you major in?

[Anonymous No.1742471]

>>1742394
No actual top tier school would accept military guys. It's the other way around. Go to a top tier school, then join the officer school

[Anonymous No.1742490]

Should I study Digital Media or Computing Studies? (both at RMIT)

[Anonymous No.1742496]

>>1742322
>Profession
Student/Son

>Education
1.5 years of university before I said fuck that and decided to travel the world on my parent's money instead. Will probably go back one day. On a full ride scholarship but probably gave that up because it's been nearly two years since I've been a student

>Age
21

>Country/State
Florida/Worldwide

>Salary
$0

>Networth/Assets
~$55k+?
$20k car, $25k left in my personal mutual fund, $3k cash laying around, ~$8k in my bank account, and then material possessions but I don't count those. Also a trust fund or whatever my parents have for me that was meant for college but idk how much is in it.

>Marital Status
Single but smashing erry day

[Anonymous No.1742502]

Sales Development
BS in Finance
26
Bay Area, CA
$56k/yr + bonuses
$16k +/-
Single

[Anonymous No.1742506]

>>1742368
>counting your debts among your assets

?????????????

[Anonymous No.1742510]

>>1742421
compsci isn't going to be oversaturated until literally every baby boomer is dead

all of them

it seems like i'm joking, but i'm not

i'm talking about business owners who can't be bothered to figure out how excel works and will just throw money at someone to make their problems go away

[Anonymous No.1742511]

>>1742496
You could have just said "fuck boi" and everyone would've understood

[Anonymous No.1742525]

>Profession
Electrician (apprentice)

>Education
High school diploma
Some community college
Currently in electrical apprenticeship

>Age
24

>Country/State
Maryland, USA

>Salary
$40k, will top out at $75k

>Networth/Assets
$20k

>Marital Status
Single

Still living at home with very minimal expenses, feelsgoodman

[Anonymous No.1742585]

>Profession
Retail because I'm retarded. Tossed around the idea of becoming a teacher and did some substituting, subbing was alright but I realized that I don't have the drive or patience to lesson plan at home and constantly be "on" while at work.

>Education
Was in grad school to be a physical therapist, hated it and got fucked hard in the 1st semester. Bachelor of science, very generic.

>Age
24

>Country/State
MA

>Salary
Shit. Like $2000 a month between some part-time jobs.

>Networth/Assets
Like $10k max

>Marital Status
>implying

Just want a low-tier, better than minimum wage job that is possible to get with just a generic bachelors degree. Goal is to move out of my parents house this year. I just want personal freedom and to not feel shame and guilt all the time.

[Anonymous No.1742600]

>>1742322
I think I might have a shot at the lowest rating.

None. Seeking chemical engineering employment. Doing call centre work now.

Chemical engineer (undergraduate), no engineering designation because I need 3 yrs of work experience, University of Toronto

23

Canada, ON

$14/hr CAD, 35 hr week no benefits contract work that ends in 5 months

About -$25k CAD nondischargable debt, if I had a garage sale I could probably scrap a hundred or two dollars.

Single.

[Anonymous No.1742608]

>>1742506
Did you miss the "Networth" part, which absolutely includes debt?

If anything, you should be criticizing OP for combining the two on one line.

[Anonymous No.1742680]

>>1742322
>Profession
Retired
>Education
BS
>Age
38
>Country/State
CA, USA
>Salary
$230K
>Networth/Assets
5+mil/house
>Marital Status
Married

[Anonymous No.1742786]

>>1742680

> 38
> Retired
TEACH ME

[Anonymous No.1742788]

>>1742356
Television producer

32

USA

220K

80K liquid

Non married, in a committed heterosexual sexual relationship.

[Anonymous No.1742790]

>>1742788
And my education is some university study, no degree. Missed that field.

[Anonymous No.1742793]

>>1742600
5/10, desu

[ScandinaviaBrah !!MMwVgUrCHqf No.1742807]

>>1742322
>Profession
Student and investor :^)
>Education
Currently economics grad student
>Age
24
>Country
Denmark
>Salary
Average income from investing (average of the last 3 years): ~$24k after taxes.
Goverment grants: $9.2k after taxes
>Networth
Around $192k
>Marital Status
Got a gf. Never getting married tho. No reason to involve the goverment in who I have sex and get children with.

[Anonymous No.1743200]

>>1742788

Damn you are pulling almost a quarter million a year and only have 80k saved up? Wouldn't you rather put away like 70% of that and retire in like 10 years to a very comfortable lifestyle?

[Anonymous No.1743204]

>Biz consultant (junior private equity)
>College dropout (top tier engineering uni)
>24
>Florida, USA
>$35K salary, plus large commissions and large bonuses. Total comp is about $80K
>Recently paid off all my debt, net worth is only $18K right now but will be saving much more now that I'm debt-free
>In a relationship and expecting a son within the next 2 months

[Anonymous No.1743258]

Profession: Supervisory position at a Hotel (but I resigned already so no income coming in for the forseeable future).

Education: Undergraduate Level

Age: 27

Country/State: Hong Kong

Salary: $2,225USD per month after taxes and other deductions.

Networth/Assets: I own my own condominium thats valued at $816,250USD that receives net rental per month @ $2062USD, I retain about $1000USD per month extra from that after all deductions.

Marital Status: Single

I feel that i'm in a good position for the moment, but I am depressed about my career and I hate my current job so thats why I quit. For the short-term I am insecure about my finances.

I want to know how I can multiply my asset, how to sell off my property and purchase 2 condo's and gain more passive income.

Any tips guys?

[Anonymous No.1743261]

>>1742322
>Profession
Algo trader and investor, retired from Investment Banking
>Education
Computer Science and a MBA
>Age
36
>Country/State
NY
>Salary
Average earnings: $17.500/Month
>Networth/Assets
About 4 million bucks.
>Marital Status
Married

[Anonymous No.1743326]

Profession:
>Junior Inspector

Education:
>High School (Chemistry)

Age:
>19

Country:
>Argentina

Salary:
>11k

Networth/Assets:
>About 1k

Marital Status:
>GF for 3 years now.

[Anonymous No.1743406]

>>1742322

Profession:
A small wine store

Education:
BSc

Age:
25

Country/State:
Louisiana

Salary:
12/hr , but after taxes and what not i bring home 19K a year...not far from the poverty level

Networth/Assets:
Renting a house with a buddy, leasing a car, so nothing really

Maritial Status: Dont want to be married, but have shagged 40+ ladies since I got out of high school

[Anonymous No.1743448]

>tfw retail wageslave but make much more than nearly everyone here

[Anonymous No.1743474]

>Profession
Business Owner/Technical Manager

>Education
M.Eng. / B.A. International Business

>Age
36

>Country/State
GER

>Salary
None

>Networth/Assets
about 12M

>Marital Status
Married

[Anonymous No.1744467]

>Profession
Photography, Archviz, IT, Gamedev

>Education
High School

Age:
>24

Country/State
>Aus, VIC

>Salary
Varies based on hours worked, about $75+/hr

Net Worth:
>$35k

Marital Status
>Single

[Anonymous No.1744530]

>>1742786
Lol.
I wish I could. I had a lot of different jobs, and know lots about markets, but neither one of those things had anything to do with my early retirement.

[Anonymous No.1744569]

>>1743326
What do you inspect?
Is 11k/yr enough to live on in Argentina?

[Anonymous No.1744572]

>>1742419

what company?

[Anonymous No.1744573]

>>1742322

>trader at prop
>BA
>29
>NYC
>none
>$1M
>engaged

[Anonymous No.1744850]

Profession: financial advice
Education: college and CFP
age: 30
State: Florida, USA
Salary: should be 200k this year
Networth: about 100k
Marital status: 21YO gf (started fucking when she was 19)

[Anonymous No.1744853]

>>1744850
>9 year age difference

You gonna get fucked over by alimony eventually. You know that, right?

Have an exit plan, anon. A CFP is hard to get; don't piss it away.

[Anonymous No.1744890]

>>1744853
Already discussed, prenup is non negotiable

[Anonymous No.1744895]

>>1744890
Just be careful m8, I've heard that most prenups are notoriously weak contracts.

[Anonymous No.1744901]

>>1744890
>>1744895
Yup, prenups don't mean shit, you fucked up nigga

[Anonymous No.1744903]

None atm
Technical college
22
US
2K/month unemployment
~-10k
Single

[Anonymous No.1744936]

Profession
> Landscaper/ Future Landscape business Owner (my own and fathers)

Education
> Post Secondary Diploma In horticulture going into business management

Age
>21

Country/State
>Canada BC
Salary
>18k
Networth/Assets
>20k
Marital Status
> Relationship 4 years now

[Anonymous No.1745464]

surprised there aren't many medical bros here.


Profession
>about to be a CNA and retail, full time student

Education
>CNA cert. going for nursing degree

Age
>23

Country/State
>Chicago, IL

Salary
>10k for retail. plus shitty tuition reimbursement. should I go for the 401(k)? thinking 30% traditional and 20% roth. also CNA is probably 14k

Networth/Assets
>no debt. 3k cash 2k assets

Marital Status
>dying alone

[Anonymous No.1745675]

>>1744895
Yeah there are requirements like she needs representation to read it and sign off.

It can't be your lawyer, etc.

But for the most part I don't drink, smoke, or bump so my only vice is pussy AKA the most expensive vice of them all

[Anonymous No.1745682]

>>1742322
Profession: software engineer
Education: community college dropout
Age: 22
Country/State: Japan
Salary:36,000
Networth/Assets:probably a couple hundred bucks in stuff and 20k in the bank.
Marital Status: married

I feel broke as joke but the neets in here cheered me up.

[Anonymous No.1745683]

>Profession
US military, contract ending very soon

>Education
High school

>Age
21

>State
Arizona

>Salary
$25,000 per year

>Networth
$15,500 savings account
$3200 in portfolio

Marital Status
In relationship of one year

Not much to r8 for me m8
>

[Anonymous No.1745685]

>Profession
Finished chemistry polytechnic school

>Education
Studying pharmacy, started last year

>Age
22

>Country/State
Austria

>Salary
Right now 671€ per month cause I'm working a shitty cashier job. Gonna get a part-time job at a pharmacy though soon

>Networth/Assets
around 5k net worth

>Marital Status
just got GF

[Anonymous No.1745796]

>>1742322

Profession
>entrepreneur

Education
> Uni Drop-out

Age
>23

Country/State
>Italy

Salary
> 48k this year (€)

Networth/Assets
> 20k in Bank / 1500 in cash

Marital Status
> Single

[Anonymous No.1746079]

Profession
>Lead Developer, healthcare

Education
>google.com

Age
>23

Country/State
>Canada, Ontario

Salary
>$132,000

Networth/Assets
>$5,000~

Marital Status
>Single

[Anonymous No.1746212]

>>1746079
Tips on getting into your field without education?

[Anonymous No.1746219]

>>1746212
Very strong Github full of business like projects

My breakthrough one was handwriting recognition with NN/GA, get's me jobs today still.

[Anonymous No.1746269]

>>1742502
My god i live in the bay area how are you surviving being a broke boy? Where do you work with a finance degree that only pays 56.

[Anonymous No.1746308]

>Profession
Gym Operator on a US base - get paid to unlock doors, workout, eat, look at fit girls bundas, and lock the doors.
>Education
B.S.
>Age
27
>Country/State
Germany / APO
>Salary
$28K + subsidized food + VAT exemptions
>Networth/Assets
$45K
>Marital Status
Single

[Beezy No.1746418]

>Profession
Day-Trader
>Education
Attending College Right now, Valencia Community College if you've heard of it
>Age
19
>Country/State
USA, Florida
>Salary
In 2016 I made about 95k
>Networth/Assets
About 200k spread out among different brokers/ Savings account
>Marital Status
Just broke things off with my girlfriend yesterday

[Anonymous No.1746658]

>>1744569
I'm a Softlines inspector, which means I mainly inspect toys and books.
As for the money, it's a big "meh". I still live with my parents, and it is more than enough to cover my needs while I save some (intend to invest into something, still don't know what). If I were to move out, I don't believe it would be enough to live a comfortable life on my own. Maybe 20k/y would do better.

[Anonymous No.1746731]

>Profession
Student/IT Specialist
>Education
Graduating in the Summer, BBA in MIS
>Age
26
>Country/State
US
>Salary
17hr
>Networth/Asset
7k in index funds, 5k in the bank
>Marital Status
Single

Finish school ASAP kids I could be making bank if I didn't dick around.

[Anonymous No.1747871]

>>1742807
Rated top rank in thread.
You got 5x as much money as me and your government still pays you as much as I had to pay for school. You make mire than most of us here just by breathing. Plus a blond babe of a gf. Denmark is just life on easy.

[Anonymous No.1747896]

>>1746418
teach me
I'm 19 also attending a CC and I'm only like 20 miles from you

[Anonymous No.1747917]

>Field Engineer
>Shit tier state uni
>25
>USA/ND
>Depends on how much I want to work, I make 650 a day, this year I made 140k
>~40k between car, savings, 401k and 100k from some farm land I recently inherited
>married w/ a kid

>>1745682
Engineering salaries in Japan are a joke. Do you have to work tons of overtime as well?

Are you at one of those places where you have a job for life?

[Anonymous No.1747920]

>>1742322
>Profession
Trader. I'm in university.
>Education
Nothing special.
>Age
19
>Country/State
Brazil, São Paulo
>Salary
It depends.
>Networth/Assets
Nothing special.
>Marital Status
Single.

[Anonymous No.1747921]

>>1742322
-Business development manager with 3 direct reports
-BA in econ from a top 20 uni in the US
- 27
- CA
- 75K base + profit sharing + 15k bonus + other odd-end benefits
- Small, starting fresh (within last year), currently at 30K saved
- Single with GF.

[Anonymous No.1747923]

>>1742322

Profession
>Aerospace Engineer

Education
>BS

Age
>23

Country/State
>California

Salary
>71K/yr

Networth/Assets
>12k savings
>2k IRA

Marital Status
>Single

[Anonymous No.1747924]

>>1742322
Profession: Network Admin
Education: BA Information Technology and Supply chain Management with Emphasis on Networking and Securities (On major - my diploma is like a fucking paragraph)
Age: 24
Country/State: USA/WI
Salary: 70K even - literally got my 5% anual "raise" yesterday <3
Networth/Assets: $32K car 2 years shy of paid off... $2K PC ? Friends are priceless <3
Marital Status: nothing but Tinderellas and frequent STD screening

[Anonymous No.1747931]

>>1745796
What do you entrepreneur?

[Anonymous No.1747934]

>Profession
Software Developer
>Education
Finance BS
>Age
27
>Country/State
US MA
>Salary
83k
>Networth/Assets
300k
>Marital Status
Single

Half my net worth is from getting lucky in the stock market, I don't expect it to happen again.

[Anonymous No.1747938]

>>1742322

>Profession
Student, studying chem
>Education
2.0 GPA from hs
>Age
18
>Country/State
Bay area, ca
>Salary
0
>Networth/Assets
400
>Marital Status
Single

[Anonymous No.1747984]

>Publix grocery clerk
>high school diploma, enrolling in college soon
>20
>FL
>$9.00
>$7,000 in the bank and an 11 yr old car
>single

[Anonymous No.1748017]

>Profession
Hotel and apartment manager, cook
>Education
Nothing, looking into going back for financial adviser
>Age
32
>Country/State
Northwest Territories, Canada
>Salary
$22/hr, grossed $105k this last year
>Networth/Assets
Credit - $160k in various accounts, about $40k in books, home just assessed for $350k, oustanding loans totalling $150k
Debt - $140k left on the mortgage, $10k loan I co-signed for that will mess up my credit rating whenever my cousin decides to fuck me over
>Marital Status
Single

Getting fed up with the career I fell into -the job itself, not the duties or coworkers- due to employer's lack of giving any shit about the state of the company while also not giving me the ability or access to actually fix things.

[Anonymous No.1748022]

Why do I pee in sinks?

[Anonymous No.1748027]

>>1742322
Profession
> full-time student, MS EECS

Education
> see above, possibly pursuing Ph.D. afterwards

Age
> 22

Country/State
> Bay Area, CA

Salary
> ~36k in stipends for teaching and doing research, along with free tuition for 10 units/quarter (full-time)

Networth/Assets
> fucking $3000 in the bank, just bought $6000 car. will be up around $10k in a few weeks after paychecks. unfortunately rent eats up most of it. nevertheless, i'm financially independent and happy to be a cheap bastard.

Marital Status
> single. don't intend to marry before 30

[Anonymous No.1748028]

>>1742392
I failed math three fucking years in HS and still got a higher GPA than you

[Anonymous No.1748029]

>>1742525
union or non-union?

[Anonymous No.1748030]

>>1745464
>CNA
You're doing it wrong.

Fuck CNA. You wanna be in elder-care? My sister did that shit for almost 10 years. It sucked ass. I worked for a nursing home back in the day as a volunteer and it was terrible. I'd rather be in the trenches as a triage nurse or specialize. Sorry. I don't have patience for stupid patients.

[Anonymous No.1748031]

>Profession
Student (Junior)

>Education
Double major in Economics and Real Estate Finance

>Age
21

>Salary
Changes way too much, maybe about 50k

>Networth/Assets
8k in savings, ~80k in stock portfolio, ~400k in joint real estate holdings (1 of 4 general partners, 4 properties ATM at about 400k a piece- Austin area)

>Marital Status
Single, letting myself get established before I make a move

Real Estate is the way to go lads

[Anonymous No.1748034]

>>1748031
Was thinking of going back to RE school. I was half way complete when I dropped out. Stupid fucking idea. Really stupid. It was already paid for in cash too.

[Anonymous No.1748035]

>>1748034
Bummer. But the great thing with RE is the ability to learn on the go, as long as you have the good credit to get some debt financing for a property.

With this new Administration, I believe that they will finally let Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac go private again, and we can get some real good rates on Mortage Backed Securties, which should strengthen the RE market. Now is the time to get in.

[Anonymous No.1748036]

>>1748035
Kid, what are you even talking about?

I'm not some college grad. I went to actual real estate school. To learn how to sell shit. Not finance it.

[Anonymous No.1748038]

>>1748036
Excuse me, college STUDENT.

I'm roughly 4 years older than you. That's a Bachelor's degree older than you are currently.

I guarantee you that you're some new-money that had his parents front him some start up money to get some properties because I guaranfuckingtee that you couldn't have gotten 1.6 million in property at your age without it.

[Anonymous No.1748391]

>>1748029
Union

[Anonymous No.1748406]

>Dishwasher (Second job, first was dishie too...)

>Homeschooled. No GED. (kill me)

>20 coming onto 21 (WAKE ME Up)

>USA, Oregon

>$450-550 every two weeks depending on hours

>None

>Dating a girl for a few months now

[Anonymous No.1748432]

>>1748391
Were you grandfathered in?

[Anonymous No.1748436]

>>1748406
You have a woman's job

[Anonymous No.1748447]

>Profession
System Admin
>Education
BSc degree
>Age
24
>Country/State
England
>Salary
£28,000
>Networth/Assets
£21k in stocks
£2k - £3k cash
£630 in BTC
>Marital Status
Got an angry GF

[Anonymous No.1748455]

>>1744850
>>1744853
What's a CFP ? (Maybe an American thing ? I'm from Europe I'm lost with all your diplomas names

[Anonymous No.1748480]

>Profession:
computer programmer
>Education:
B.S. Economics
>Age:
30
>Country/State:
U.S.A
>Salary:
70k
>Networth/Assets:
100k+
>Marital Status:
Single

[Anonymous No.1748563]

>>1748030
I'm leaning towards hospital work, getting my nursing degree in the process. I don't want to do LTC. More like post surgery/rehab.

[Anonymous No.1748611]

>Profession
Working on a shitty startup
>Education
Currently a student
>Age
19
>Country/State
UK (kill me)
>Salary
£20k pa
>Networth/Assets
No clue
>Marital Status
"you'll always lose money chasing women, you will never lose women chasing money"

[Anonymous No.1748620]

>>1748480
How the fuck did you get into a 70k programming job with a BSc in Econ?
Most jobs I look at require a degree in CompSci... have I been meme'd?

[Anonymous No.1748651]

>>1742322
Profession
> Production Manager
Education
> Shit A-Levels in PE.
Age
>22
Country/State
> England / UK
Salary
> 38k Basic, with OT and shift allowance 45k
Networth/Assets
> Fuck all. Working on that.
Marital Status
> I have a gf?

[Anonymous No.1748686]

Trader
Bachelors of Science
22
Pennsylvania
100k+ bonus
20k
Engaged

[Anonymous No.1748714]

>>1742322
>Student (make extra money trading, up 67% last year)
>Finishing Economics degree w/ Math concentration
>22
>Illinois
>parents and gubmint give me money, plus trading income, hard to give an exact figure but I saved 7k last year
>2012 Lexus LS460(call it a depreciating asset) & 15K in stock/cash, 18K in sub 4% student loans (no reason to pay these off ever), parents inheritance will be $250K+ but they are only 45, I could inherit millions who knows
>khv

[Anonymous No.1748721]

>>1748714
>(make extra money trading, up 67% last year)

What's your strategy?

[Anonymous No.1748731]

>>1748721
Daytraded ETFs based on futures (dont hold these for more than a day the decay is unreal) and then moved to stocks, mostly indexes and cheap stocks in undervalued sectors. Nothing special, just staying consistent and being very skeptical before I even go into a position (avoiding all warning signs).

[Anonymous No.1748752]

>>1748731
>Daytraded ETFs based on futures

you mean etfs were stale to futures moves and you could exploit that?

[Anonymous No.1748762]

Licensed pest control technician

College dropout

25

USA

50K

none really

married to homely asian qt

[Anonymous No.1749197]

>>1748432
Nope. I just applied, passed an aptitude test, and did well enough in the interview to make it into the top ~75 of 500 or so applicants.

[Anonymous No.1749221]

>>1742322

Y'all bitch niggaz ain't got nothin on a real g like me

>>Profession
Glass polisher at fancy bar
>>Education
First year Uni Comp Sci
>>Age
25
>>Country/State
Germany
>>Salary
8.5 Euro/hour lol
>>Networth/Assets
1500 Savings is chump change but I got expensive musical equipment
>>Marital Status
We don't love dem hoes, I'm out da doe

Maybe I'm a little older than some of you yuppie tykes, but fuck it I did some cool shit like work at a whorehouse and also being a pro musician and also doing drugs lol

[Anonymous No.1749235]

>>1748406
learn some /sci/ and /biz/ tier shit, get your shit together and get the fuck out of that bullshit. you're probably a cool dude if you're from oregon

[Anonymous No.1749237]

>>1748480
not bad famalam

[Anonymous No.1749251]

>>1748017
You're counting $40k worth of books as assets? Could you sell them for that much?

[Anonymous No.1749252]

>>1747917
You should be saving more money.

[Anonymous No.1749256]

>>1744850
You should also be saving more.

[Anonymous No.1749281]

>>1742322

Project Manager
Bachelors of Econ
24
Canada
55K
45K
In a relationship

[Anonymous No.1749291]

>>1748620
No meme. I was self taught since I was 12. I couldn't get into a job at the FTC, started with a small programming gig, then got into programming with finance.

[Anonymous No.1749293]

>Profession
Corporate finance for medical device manufacturer
>Education
bachelors degree in finance
>Age
25
>Country/State
Boston, MA
>Salary
~$78k
>Networth/Assets
$15k savings, $30k retirement savings
>Marital Status
single

[Anonymous No.1749513]

>>1749252
I only got this job last year, I had to clear off about 20k worth of stupid debt.

My goal is to save 4k a month this year

[Anonymous No.1749538]

>>1742322

>Profession

Federal gov

>Education

Bs finance

>Age

24

>Country/State

USA, CO

>Salary

$56,700, $11,000 promotion coming in 2017

>Networth/Assets

$61,000 liquid in investment accounts, $2,000 in stuff

>Marital Status

Single for the night

[Anonymous No.1749564]

All these guys over the age of 22 single.

Enjoy raising someone elses kids or finding leftover cum in that snatch.

>I'm gonna be a badass and date a 20 year old when I'm 30

No you won't. Hope you're not lying about that 50k+ salary (statistically it's a well rounded claim for this entire thread to be heavily padded), that would be a real shame there.

[Anonymous No.1749567]

>>1749564
I am a 28yo neet who is just beginning to normie out and get my finances in track.

But I am also a Muslim who plans to marry a young virgin qt Syrian refugee girl. No way I will touch a Western woman

[Anonymous No.1749723]

>>1749251
Having all of them in one place means I have to catalog and insure them separately or they aren't properly covered, so I consider them an asset at this point.
The small run collector's items have already greatly appeciated and so have a lot of the OOP complete runs of comics, but overall they're of personal value.
A few more author deaths and it goes up more.

[Anonymous No.1749768]

Profession:
>Walking around like a cuck in a hotel apologizing for other peoples incompetence to a bunch of rich cunts.


Education:

>Wasted 4 years of my life in a meme college, wasting my parents money of a useless degree in hospitality.

Age:

>27


Country/State:

>Canada

Salary

>$3,000 per month.


Networth/Assets:

>About $83k in cash+stocks.
>Own a condo worth around $1 million that has a monthly rent of $2750. $1,300 of which I pocket after all deductions.


Marital Status:

>I'm single, never had a girlfriend. I plan to sleep around as much as possible before I settle down.

[Anonymous No.1749871]

engineer
undergrad at state university
24
Midwest USA
$85k
$150k
complete kv with no hope and no desire

[Anonymous No.1749879]

Profession:
>Overnight shelf stocker at a grocery store

Education:
>"some college" Studied computer science and education for 4 years. Couldn't get a loan to finish my last year but some people tell me I probably have one or two associates degrees? I owe the school money so they won't release my transcripts.

Age:
>30

Country/State:
>New Jersey

Salary:
>About 400 dollars per week give or take

Networth/Assets:
>I have 642 dollar in my wallet right now and I own this laptop and a couple of guitars

Marital Status:
>Married for 3 years now, pic related

[Anonymous No.1749903]

>>1746418
What do you trade? Penny Stocks? Equities? Etc..

[Anonymous No.1749905]

>>1742369
Get off /biz/

[Anonymous No.1749926]

>>1747923
My nigga

>aerospace engineer
>24
>kansas
>80k
>55k
>married to my beautiful waifu, Kuroneko

[Anonymous No.1749929]

>>1748031
>21 years old
>500k net worth

Liar or rich parents. Either way, retard.

[Anonymous No.1750229]

>>1749513
Fair enough. 4k/month is a pretty good target considering you have a family.

[Anonymous No.1750291]

Profession:
>Make web-sites at home

Education:
>Saint-Petersburg State Electrotechnical University

Age:
>21

Country/State:
>Russian Federation, St-Petersburg

Salary:
>3$/hour

Networth/Assets:
>I live in old dorm with 2 other guys
>But soon I move to new two-bedroom apartment in a condominium

Marital Status:
>I have a gf and she is cheating on me with another guy right now (this is why I'm here)

[Beezy No.1750367]

>>1747896
Where are you located? If you've got a throwaway email we can talk.
>>1749903
I trade mostly penny stocks, I've been aiming for small gains as of lately but I occasionally catch that big one that I make a pretty good amount on.

[Anonymous No.1750403]

>>1749879
You should def apply to a bunch of entry level positions, once you have a years experience you'll have some breathing room regarding your education

[Anonymous No.1750627]

>>1750403
>>1749879
This. Or, if it's not too late, just lie on your resume about having the degree. A lot of places don't even bother asking for a transcript desu

[Anonymous No.1750746]

>>1745464
In the same boat as you senpai, working on getting a bachelor's or master's degree
Apply to the VA asap and join a agency that hires CNAS

We gonna make it one day

[Anonymous No.1751253]

>>1750746
yuh bruhh. I wanna AS then BSN then hopefully nurse anesthesiologist by the time I'm 30, earn like 6 figs and actually retire at 65. I just want a small underground dream home.

gonna get that shitty 1k reimbursement and then once I get my CNA job, I'm going to fuck off and work my ass off.

also, why VA? do they pay better? I might as well join the national guard/navy/army and go for something medical then to get dat jewcy 20k/yr

iunno

[Anonymous No.1751269]

>>1742322
Programmer at investment firm
Computer Science Engineering Bachelor's of Science
24
Cucknecticut
85,000
60,000
Single

[Anonymous No.1751290]

>>1750291
2/10 - dump your slut

>>1749926
9/10

>>1749879
4/10

>>1749768
5/10

>>1749538
8/10

>>1749293
7/10

>>1749281
7/10 - stop micro managing and learn an actual skill

>>1748762
5/10

>>1748611
6/10 because great song lyrics

>>1748480
9/10 - we are almost twins homie

>>1748017
7/10

>>1747934
8/10 financial IT is the tits

>>1746308
Welfare leech / 10 KYS

>>1745683
6/10

>>1744936
8/10 - breddy damn good for 21 and blue collar

>>1744573
9/10

>>1743406
Most unique in this thread / 10

[Anonymous No.1751300]

>>1751290
Thanks for the (You)

[Anonymous No.1751321]

>Profession
Software Development
>Education
B.S. in Math
>Age
24
>country/state
South US
>Salary
75k
>Networth/Assets
-12k
>Marital Status
Single, no gf (just got dumped)

First year I'm able to max out my 401k, so I'm going to max that out, I'm maxing out my 2016 IRA and I'm going to max out my 2017 IRA, and max out my HSA too, so I should have a positive networth by the end of the year.

[Anonymous No.1751325]

>>1751321
Out of curiosity, why is your net worth so low? Student/car loan?

[Anonymous No.1751327]

>>1751325
Yeah, I have 12k in a car loan which was a huge mistake, and I have 13k in student loans. All loans have a less than 4% interest rate.

I have a little bit of money in a 401k and IRA but that's going to shoot up a lot this year, and then I have some money in a savings account for my emergency fund.

[Anonymous No.1751357]

>>1751327
If you spent that much on a car at our age, it was clearly a /treatyoself/ moment and it's probably comfy as fuck. Enjoy it while you're young and have the money. If you can afford to max your 401k this year and know enough to do so you're clearly on a good path. 12k is chump change and cost of living is low down south. What do you drive?

[Anonymous No.1751654]

Right, how about something different?

>Profession
Freelance simultaneous interpreter & teacher (part time)
>Education
Linguistics
>Age
24
>Country/State
Russia
>Salary
Oh, boy, dem sanctions cut my salary in half. Thanks, Obama.
Right now I make ~50k $ per year AFTER TAXES. Previously I was making about 90k $.
>Networth/Assets
No debts, thankfully.
I own a flat in Moscow (where I live), it costs about 140k $.
3 BTC in my wallet.
25k $ in my bank account
>Marital Status
Was engaged last year but my fiancee's mom was against the marriage so we split. Now I just play vidya and occasionally fuck some student pussy.


My question is: is that a good setup for my age? I'm a freelancer and work about 12-16 days a month. I can take a vacation anytime I want and I don't engage into office wars since I'm not in one.

Should I strive for something more or not? Give advice, pls.

[Anonymous No.1753211]

>>1742322
Profession
>Supervisor at a CVS (technically a shift supervisor RX now that i help out in the pharmacy)

Education
>Some college but no degree

Age
>26
Country/State
>USA, CA

Salary
>14/hr

Networth/Assets
>about 250ish shares of CVS stock so like 20k or so there. 13k or so in 401k. Own my car and scooter.

Marital Status
>single and in a steady relationship

[Anonymous No.1753217]

>>1753211
also have no debt.

[Anonymous No.1753232]

>>1742322
HVAC Technician
Associate's
21
USA-PA
$33k
Around 5k.
Single

[Anonymous No.1753235]

>>1742369
>Marital Status:high school
What did he mean by this?

[Anonymous No.1753239]

>>1742322
>Profession
Student
>Education
I semester college so far
>Age
18
>Country/State
RI
>Salary
0
>Networth/Assets
7k savings
12 pack of ramen
>Marital Status
lolno

[Anonymous No.1753259]

Profession - Student
Education - Highschool 12th Current
Age - 18
Country/State - US
Salary - None
Networth/Assets - $215,000 (Inheritance)
Marital Status - None and I don't plan on it ever.

Have full ride to uni as well because my income is "low" (no income because we live off of savings)

ty wagecucks ;)

[Anonymous No.1753265]

>>1742322
Profession
>network engineer
Education
>associate's in applied science
Age
>22
Country/State
>midwest
Salary
>93k
Networth/Assets
>43k says mint. I have mortgage and car.
Marital Status
>live with girlfriend. probably will wife

[Anonymous No.1753274]

>>1742322
>Profession Office Worker
>Education Business Major from 3rd rate school
>Age 33
>Country/State Los Angeles
>Salary 60k
>Networth/Assets 500k portfolio, 10k liquid , nail clippings collection
>Marital Status several girlfriends throughout the years

[Anonymous No.1753830]

>>1751654
>sanctions cut my salary
How did you let that happen? Don't you have any western customers who pay you in USD?
Your income before sanctions : 2.7mil RUB (1$=30p)
Your income now: 3mil RUB (1$=60p)
If you were a proper oligarch you could had saved your wealth in USD, and then doubled its value pretty much over night due to exchange rate chaos, and then spend your RUBs in places like Altay where COL did not change too much.

>just play vidya and occasionally fuck some student pussy
I'm jelly, I wish I could go back to that.

You have very good settis for your age, what more do you want? Most of us would trade with you to have that kind of freedum and the money that comes with it. You are living the dream, dude.

[Anonymous No.1753861]

>>1742322
>Profession
Graduate Student
>Education
B.S. Environmental Management, M.S. Earth Science/Ecology
>Age
24
>Country/State
USA TX
>Salary
Research assistant...almost nothing
>Networth/Assets
About 37K in cash and Vehicle.
No debts.
>Marital Status
Divorced