29, 50k, what do I do with it?

[Anonymous No.17407957]

Here's some stats
>worthless degree
>no debt
>live with parents
>never made more than 16/hr
Here's my rough life plan im picturing
>Take 20k and go fuck hookers in thailand for 7-8 months.
>come back and spend a small fraction of the remaining 30k getting an AAS in computer networking dirt cheap from my local community college
>putting accumulated savings from a decent IT job, plus the remainder, towards paying for 80%-100% of a small house in a flyover metro area
>live minimalist and regularly throw money into ETFs and durable assets
>set up some kind of fixed payout and go retire in the Phillipines for a fraction of what id pay in gay ass USA.
>die
I've already spent 6 months in Thailand and the Phillipines and i know thats where i want to retire

[Anonymous No.17407967]

>>17407957
>thailand
>it's an autistic beta male thread

[Anonymous No.17407975]

You mean letting thai trannybois fuck you

[Anonymous No.17408000]

>>17407957
go fucking neck yourself basedboi

[Anonymous No.17408017]

>>17407957
jeez, what a fucking loser
most teenagers have more than 50k nowadays

[Anonymous No.17408032]

I have $250k in Chainlink and I am a neet and a teenager

[Anonymous No.17408034]

>>17407967
>>17407975
>>17408000
>>17408017
ive fucked 50 girls the old fashioned way. keep jerking off to buttcoin

[Anonymous No.17408048]

>>17408032
woa dude sick

[Anonymous No.17408075]

>>17407957
Alternative
Join the airforce and be a cyber security analyst
Get married and have tons of white children
Get to fly fucking anywhere and everywhere
Get free degrees, retirement, all excess cash goes into stonks and IRA
Have around $5 million usd at 45, a paid off house and respect within the community.

[Anonymous No.17408085]

>>17408075
*sigh* dude i already tried to join the AF when i was 24, but i got a traumatic brain injury when i was 16 and theres a scar. i couldn't lie about it and they perm DQd me for it.

[Anonymous No.17408094]

>>17408017
really asshole? teenagers with 50k? Did their parents give them that? Drug dealing? 2/10

[Anonymous No.17408105]

>>17408094
i have 50k from crypto and im 19 but i feel broke as shit. i drive a 2000 civic with 200k+ miles on it

[Anonymous No.17408116]

>>17408034
Don't let them deter you. Fucking whores in Thailand is based. Especially if you're getting it for free. Just ask out any pretty girl working in a restaurant/hotel in a tourist area they will all fuck you for a couple of singhas after their shift. Most freelance and are looking for whiteboy to 'take care them'. Just make sure you pump and dump

[Anonymous No.17408135]

>>17408017
no
>>17408105
It was my experience that most people all the way up to 25 had less than 5k cash on hand

[Anonymous No.17408147]

>>17408116
yea like i said, i already went there for 6 months and id say it was like 30/70 split between "normal" thai girls and hookers.
>>17408032
you're probably a fucking turbo dorkus but whatever if i were you id cash that shit out and put it in actual assets
>>17408105
good for you seriously

[Anonymous No.17408206]

>>17407957
You might find it challenging to get a decent IT job in the flyover. I also wonder if you have the discipline to "live minimalist" and save for retirement if your life goal is transcontinental coomerism.

[Anonymous No.17408250]

>>17408206
the realization that my body is slowly decaying and it would be a genuine horror to be working retail as an older guy is enough to force discipline on myself. i can just go coom on my vacations and ill be able to adequately budget. the real grand finally of coomerism would be when im like 50+

[Anonymous No.17408286]

>>17408250
Degenerate lmao
Why not just find a nice girl to settle down with?

[Anonymous No.17408304]

>>17408286
cuz thats for fucking jeb!-tier losers. I've been a coomer all my life im in triple digits. id never be able to commit to one girl; especially since she'll get older and her looks will fade

[Anonymous No.17408308]

>>17407957
Am I YOU
boy that's sad