Why aren't millennials buying wines?

[Anonymous No.17396353]

>https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/wine-prices-plunge-vineyard-bust-imminent
Wine is good for your health and makes you want to kill yourself less...

[Anonymous No.17396362]

>>17396353
stop it with these /pol/ tier zerohedge fagposts

[Anonymous No.17396403]

>>17396353
>holy shit I love drinking ALCOHOL!
>wow I'm a real adult who drinks real ALCOHOL like WINE and BEER!
>life is so hard without having FUN and drinking ALCOHOL XD
>do you wanna go out DRINKING haha

[Anonymous No.17396412]

Alcohol makea you feel like shit for a week. Very strong depresant.

[Anonymous No.17396415]

>>17396353
>how can I make money from imminent society collapse?
>boomers are greedy kikes, millenials are all so fucked, degrees are worthless
>is marriage a good investment?
sigh, go back to /pol/
Don't try to dress up your erection for hate against the society as a financial problem affecting us all.

[Anonymous No.17396435]

>wine is good for your health

[Anonymous No.17396460]

>>17396403
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>>17396415
>Don't try to dress up your erection for hate against the society as a financial problem affecting us all.
There's nothing wrong with hating society if you knew how fucked up the entire situation is. The only safe havens are in third world countries, yet it's also impossible to survive there because of 20++ degrees heat and the poor sanitation discipline..

[Anonymous No.17396580]

>>17396403

Based wojack wagie

[Anonymous No.17396602]

>>17396353
Wine sucks

[Anonymous No.17396636]

>>17396353
alcohol are for queers

[Anonymous No.17396747]

Beer and liquor haven't touched these lips in years I smoke weed by the quarter every day though.

[Anonymous No.17396768]

>>17396353
Too yucky and bitter for their manchild palette. Everything needs to be sweet.

[Anonymous No.17396790]

>>17396353
Why would I waste my money on foul tasting poison

[Anonymous No.17396815]

>>17396353
i buy plenty of wine but it comes in a 5l box.

[Anonymous No.17396844]

>>17396747
everything about this post is fucking cringe. go wrap those lips around a cock you faggot

[Anonymous No.17396862]

imagine thinking rotten grape juice is good for you

[buy No.17396872]

man i love being drunk

[Anonymous No.17396874]

>>17396768
"palate" you dumb alkie

[Anonymous No.17396941]

>>17396862
Not to mention the fact that beer and wine are fermented and then not distilled so all of the poisonous shit that you remove through distillation like methanol and acetone and shit are still in it.

[Anonymous No.17396966]

>>17396353
>Boomers in their peak controlled 25% of the economy
>Gen-X'ers controlled 15%
>Our generation controls 3%

Wahh, why aren't the millennials spending all their discretionary income on frivolous things like alcohol and gambling?

[Anonymous No.17396970]

>>17396768
based
millennial here, i like a sweet red wine

[Anonymous No.17397049]

>>17396353
Millennials aren't buying expensive wines because the majority of people aren't boomers or hood rich know that more expensive doesn't automatically mean better.

[Anonymous No.17397073]

Short everything boomers enjoy, they are starting to die.

This generation has learned to entertain themselves cheaply, and view expensive things as frivolous excess.

I have $130k net worth, all my possessions fit in one room, and if I ever drink, its cheap spirits slammed quickly, bang for buck.

If the niggers come for me I need to be able to leave in under a day. My life can fit inside a removal van.

[Anonymous No.17397107]

>>17396353
wine is not proven to be the cause of health benefits in those studies

[Anonymous No.17397232]

>>17397107
>wine is not proven to be the cause of health benefits in those studies
Should I believe in you, who is a useless NEET, or should I believe in those actual PhD RESEARCHERS who stay in laboratories with military-grade equipment that can prove this and that?

[Anonymous No.17397352]

>>17396403
>t. incel NEET

[Anonymous No.17397382]

>>17396412
yeh i only just realised at 27 that my anxiety and low mood completely stops when i dont drink, so i just stopped and no-longer crave it

[Anonymous No.17397409]

Just take entheogens wtf

[Anonymous No.17397460]

>>17397232
>people STILL think military grade equipment is a good thing

Anything labeled military grade may as well say "Made in China" because it means was produced as cheaply and efficiently as possible. Would you buy food that was "military grade", or do you think it might be a little spartan?

[Anonymous No.17397496]

Because my father makes his own wine and i get to drink it for free.

[Anonymous No.17397680]

I drink wine to connect with antiquity. All the great societies of the world were beer and wine drinking societies. Don't you want to be great?

[Anonymous No.17397706]

Alcohol is poison and the worst drug around. I'm a 23 year old bartender and stopped drinking over a year ago. Stay away from that shit

[Anonymous No.17397723]

Wine is excellent in moderation, it helps you relax and aids digestion.

[Anonymous No.17397749]

I'm a big opiate user and I legitimately feel my addiction so better for my health than alcohol abusers. Alcohol ages you and fucks up your liver. Heroin literally had no negative effect on any of your organs, and in fact is good for your health because of the anti anxiety and anti stress effects lead to a constant state of contentment -lower blood pressure and heart rate, slower metabolism which has been proven to increase longevity.

[Anonymous No.17397797]

>>17397749
yes goy, buy our opiods

[Anonymous No.17398116]

>>17397797
You can really see what kind of people who're attacking this thread with anti-alcohol propaganda.

[Anonymous No.17398455]

>>17397680
Honestly, this. I'm a big brandy fan and my go-to's for beer are usually always strong ales. Particularly fond of Belgian trappist styles, but German lagers are breddy gud too. Drinking them makes me feel connected to the past, in a way, as gay as that sounds.

[Anonymous No.17398483]

>>17396362
>zerohedge
>/pol/
Bullshit /pol/ are keynesiancels. You need to go back. Enjoy your recession based economic system retard.

[The Devil !!y9pM1O7kKh0 No.17398486]

>>17396403
I quit drinking almost 2 years ago but dammit I love beer!! Sometimes I juat want to crack and go get a nice warm or cold one I don't give a shit, I juat would like one, but I'm a horrible drunk and can't stop at one or 2 I have to have like 6 or more :( feels bad man.

[Anonymous No.17398762]

who here /not a fucking degenerate and drinks a little and only at family gatherings, doesn't use narcotics or medicine, and doesn't smoke anything/

[Anonymous No.17398853]

>>17397073
>Short everything boomers enjoy, they are starting to die.
Lolno. ETERNAL Boomer. They will not die.

[Anonymous No.17398901]

I don't drink poison. Alcohol ages your brain.

[Anonymous No.17398922]

>>17398486
Do you get aggressive from alcohol?

[Anonymous No.17398958]

>>17396970

[Anonymous No.17398981]

>>17396353
Because I'm fermenting my own apple wine right now senpai

[Anonymous No.17398990]

>>17397749
>heroin is good for your health

imagine being such a retard

[Anonymous No.17399004]

>>17396353
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuXzvjBYW8A

[Anonymous No.17399007]

>>17398486
ok i got a little pro tip for you buddy

if you only have one or two beers at home you cant get fucked by your obvious lack of self control

[Anonymous No.17399038]

>>17396353
gets me boners as well.

[Anonymous No.17399044]

>>17398981
Homebrew life! Just made Slepnir piss by getting cheap bulk honey from GFS and a packet of champagne yeast. Now have 5 gallons of shit mead aging in the basement.

[The Devil !!y9pM1O7kKh0 No.17399066]

>>17398922
Yea, pretty much. It's just better for me not to drink at all.
>>17399007
It's not that simple for alcoholics, I live within walking distance of places that sell it so when I was drinking I'd always try to limit myself but then I'd just walk to the store and get more.

[Anonymous No.17399072]

>>17396353
Because it doesn't have a cool name so it's hard to be a hipster with it unless you want to study wines and pick unusual varieties but that is too much work for young people. Wine also comes with a big chunky bottle and requires a glass, it's just awkward and doesn't convey the right millennial feelings.

A millennial wants to "casually" pop a pill of tribimelodonzolon or whatever name sounds the coolest or snort grey puff or whatever nickname sounds the coolest. The point is you need to have an image of "yeah I know it's fucked up, but it just how it is man in late stage capitalism, it's just a habit you know, I definitely don't do it just to feel different and cool" to appeal to the younger generation. See: Billie Eillish.

[Anonymous No.17399079]

>>17396353
>buy shit wine
>tastes exactly like expensive wine
That's why.

[Anonymous No.17399098]

>>17399072
Billie is a zoomer

[Anonymous No.17399113]

>>17399072
So in the eyes of younger generations, someone who drinks wine is basically a boomer. Old, traditional, awkward and hopelessly optimistic. If one ever wants to drink wine and feel cool, you have to do it on your own and watch netflix or whatever.

On the other hand if you're overdosing on your prescription meds or pop some pills with a weird name, then you're suddenly cool, because it's obviously edgy but you pretend that you're doing it just to cope with your "mental illness" (yeah bro I have bipolar psychotic fucklexia, i just take these to calm me down you know uh).

The sad thing this is obviously a marketing ploy by big pharma to make both mental illness and drugs a consumerist product. Oh you're a bisexual tranny suffering from paranoid psychosis and use lesbodenzalan? That's so rad dude.

[Anonymous No.17399161]

>>17399079
If you're not accustomed to the taste of wines, or have a shit palate, then sure. This is also true of good coffee.

[Anonymous No.17399165]

>>17399098
doesn't matter same shit

>>17399113
oh you were abused by your daddy and so you now identify as a pansexual tripedal homoamorous fluctating seed-dispenser? yeah bro that's me im totally ruined but you know like uh i could seduce your dad im just that type you know woke up with a bloody nose its like whatever

[Anonymous No.17399455]

>>17399161
explain 2 buck chuck winning awards over bottled french piss then

[Anonymous No.17400466]

>>17398762
If you don't count Adderall and caffeine then yeah, not a smoker/vaper, drinker nor stoner.

[Anonymous No.17401327]

>>17399455
Because the two buck chuck tastes better. They would tie if everything tasted the same. Good wine tastes good, bad wine tastes bad. If you actually cared about the taste you would buy based on what you like. You only have yourself to blame if you make stupid decisions.