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I don’t want Taneesha’s friends trying to look for me so I can’t show off anything expensive or say I’m retired
I have a few medical conditions that keep me from building a lot of muscle so I can’t get buff
Dressing well can only get you so far.
Anything that I can do?

>> No.17392433

>>17392425
>What’s the best tinder strategy
1. Be tall and/or good-looking
2. Don't be ugly

it's that easy.

>> No.17392446

>>17392433
Coom on man don’t be gay

>> No.17392510
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>>17392446
?

You think I'm memeing? This is what you're up against.

You can go on r*ddit and see for yourself. Every single female has an astronomically low right swipe rate while having an absurdly high match rate. Tinder is unironically a massive waste of time if you're average. God help you if you're below average.

>> No.17392512

Unironically:
Make all of your pics high-res travel photos, make sure they are interesting, funny, and/or unique.
Bitches love travel.
Learn as many languages as you can and boast about it in your bio
Then, kill yourself

>> No.17392530

>>17392425
>wasting your time on whores online
>not marrying a girl at university then quitting the game
ngmi

>> No.17392531
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17392531

>>17392446
>Coom on man
>don’t be gay
wut

>> No.17392547

>>17392510
Enjoy not having sex
>>17392530
Enjoy getting divorce raped
>>17392512
Thanks bro for the actual actionable advice

>> No.17392594

>>17392547
>he doesnt know how to create an air-tight prenup
literally all you have to do is have a meeting with both you and your girlfriend bringing your own lawyers. the only reason prenups get thrown out is because there are almost never lawyers present.

>> No.17392614

>>17392547
ok incel

>> No.17392622

>>17392425
Draw a gigantic smiley face with finely powdered sugar. Maybe a pepe out of finely powdered south american sugar

>> No.17392848

Like dude said, travel photos, photos with friends, and at some artsy sht, enlist neices and nephews for the I'm good with kids family shot