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>>17370647>gotta be quicker than that Robinhood :)I need a new brokerage. Any recommendations?
U.S CDC SAYS CORONAVIRUS IS A TREMENDOUS PUBLIC HEALTH THREAT, FUTURE HUMAN TO HUMAN TRANSMISSION IN THE U.S IS VERY POSSIBLE AND EVEN LIKELY
threadly reminder than compound interest is your frenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JwkaLt9pf8
>>17370647>online evidence edition
>>17370647Is it time to take profits and run? Sure feels like it.
U.S. CDC calls coronavirus a "tremendous public health threat," says future human-to-human transmission in the U.S. is "very possible, even likely">saying this when you know there is an outbreak in USA
>>17370665there will be no need for a brokerage where you're going buddy
>>17370462ylfaapry at sharklasers dot com
>>17370665Wtf am I looking at?
>>17370691HANDS OF STEEL MY LAD
REFR CHEAPIESACCUMULATE REFR
>>17370672or how about the 800 kids infected in a school in norway? and the subsequent radio silence?or for that matter, how the fuck did it jump from east asia, to iran, to norway, to lebanon? how is it so sneaky?unless...**its already here**
>>17370737MASSIVE COVER UPS
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/CAGNY/ is now overThank you all for coming
So how do you make (SAFE) money in a recession?>Bonds?>Gold?
>>17370672> weedbraskiGee, I can trust a name like that, 4chan is definitely a credible source of news for worldly affairs.
>>17370707you should change your name to reverse iron condor officer lolat least for today
>>17370737>how is it so sneaky?Read Spillover by David Quammen also buy more shiny rock stocks
>own nothing but biotech and gold stocks>up nearly 6% and just crossed 11k portfolio value for the first timei cannot even begin to describe how comfy i am right now
we /pol/ now
>Stonks only go __!Fill in the blank.
>>17370752kekOr just invent a new paradigm to trade on thats unique instead of being a drone
>>17370647Definitely made the right call to sell AMD yesterday at 57.19. Saved me nearly 10k. Will rebuy when it dips a bit more.
>>17370758why the fuck would i care what you think, faggot? please explain to me. because im having a hard time coming up with anything.
>>17370737Simple, the virus has a longer than average incubation time and a propensity to generate symptomless carriers. That’s what makes it dangerous, otherwise it’s just a marginally (relative to gross population) more fatal flu. Whatever I’m young, health and (((mixed))). I have the best shot at surviving this purge. Good luck purebloods, leave your bags at the door.
>>17370758go back to /pmg/
>>17370755Silver and gold callsBTC? Dont know too much about itBonds are shit.Crisis companies like WMT, when people are too poor for "Organic Food Artisanal Markets"
HOW ARE YOUR CORONABAGS FEELING RETARDS
>>17370758were unironically at the point where completely unsubstantiated anecdotal claims on a cuckime faggot posting forum are roughly on par with the most trusted names in news, at least in terms of predictive powerfuck it
only thing worse than panic selling is panic buying
>>17370777Yes, spend a day trying to not be at risk of a virus like corona. You need stored food thats weeks old. Because all the food at grocery stores is covered in potential virus. Even if you bought canned food it can have virus on it from workers or other customers.If you think through it, it's incredible to try and stop something like this.If people can't stop ramming cars into things on accident they aren't gonna isolate themselves from potential virus spreadIt's game over.
cashbros [email protected]??>>17370754did CAGNY crash the market?or did the sadness of another CANGY ending cause all of the bannks to sell?
>>17370759I'll do this instead.
>>17370813What? No, I’m intentionally going to catch it and let my superior mutt immune system do the rest of the work. Then maybe I’ll visit a few banks and deposit some cash. Fuck y’all.
>>17370843I'm explaining that it's incredible hard to stop it 100% and the lengths needed to go to avoid it are extreme and untenable for most people.
>>17370783which one?norway (sry i misread, 310 infected now. one dead?)>https://www.vg.no/nyheter/innenriks/i/xPErMn/mistenker-stort-influensautbrudd-ved-skole-i-trondheim-100-elever-og-15-ansatte-syke>https://www.adressa.no/nyheter/innenriks/2020/02/12/Deler-av-legevakta-i-Trondheim-ble-stengt-p%C3%A5-grunn-av-viruspr%C3%B8vetaking-21076109.eceand the most recent news>https://www.nrk.no/trondelag/massivt-influensautbrudd-i-trondheim-_-310-elever-syke-ved-samme-skole-1.14902663so how the fuck did it get up there?iran has been doubling every day and they got their first deaths alreadysorry i dont have the links on me rnlebanon i just BARELY heard ofcant elaborate rnsry
>>17370758You are aware your name is "The Devil", right? As in the Prince of Lies?
>>17370846moral of the story is dont smoke, dont be a boomer, and dont go outsidedoubt the avg anon will have too much trouble lol
>>17370755Tootsie Roll stock, anything else is for the gay>>17370826Yes indubitably
GORO just hit 52 week high
Is it time to go in on VXX or SQQQ?
>>17370881he's and edgy highschooler that puts his allowance into silver and penny stocks, usually just shitposts in /pmg/. the only tripfag that actually annoys me
>>17370881As in his name is even lamer than Weed Braski, quite a specimen
>>17370847alsoi forgotits in italy nowgot cases popping up like madin several different cities/villages nowfirst one i heard of was milano
I need to figure out what ti put 6.2k in....
>>17370908no. wait until next week to see what happens on the weekend. youre litrally trying to catch falling knives on zero basis/substance of why the market will turn around (it wont).
>>17370881keked hard dont know why
>>17370771How low are u thinking
>>1737091760% of world will get itkinda pointless to follow it nowit's OVERITS GAME FUCKING OVER MANTHE CORPSES WILL PILE UP ON THE STREETSITS FUCKING OVER
>>17370846Oh yeah I see your angle now. For people over 50 in a big coastal city it’s pretty ogre.I wouldn’t underestimate the Northern Great Lakes or Appalachians though. The cold will hinder transmission and they’re naturally pretty isolated.
>>17370918most people on here are saying spce. word is they will beat earning on their call next week
>>17370942Literally no one has said that, shill.
>>17370647So this kid took his college fund and halved it overnight?
Why is it bleeding?
>>17370908probably not, VXX is already really high, all it takes is a flick of the pen at the Fed to send that back down
>>17370942Yeah no... I already made enough money on SPCE.
>>17370952If you think they’re getting that money you must be drunk
>>17370952nah he's black so he gets college for freehe took his 2k pending money, put it in RH, and lost half of it before the transfer cleared.then he got the bright idea to just take the money out of his bank so the RH transfer would fail.youth is a time for learning lessons and going on adventureswe're all going on this great /smg/ adventure right now
>>17370755Utilities. Water and electric are a bit safer than oil/gas. However, i'm pretty bullish on oil for the moment.
>>17370935so which book of revelations are we in then?i hope its the muzzie onethat ones so sick>a warm breeze from the south will come and kill all the infidels instantaneously>then christ rises again (at max level and with full powerups a la goku from DBZ) and fights fucking satanshits gon be so cash
>>17370406>not just going to the emergency room with no SSN or ID and shaving your head and facial hair so no one will recognize you
>>17370931This, I'm definitely considering getting off the ride. If it matters at I bought at ~15 bucks
>>17370994this is the jewish one where they rebuild the temple and we all get our money taken awaay
Everyone was wrong, everyone was WRONGcoronavirus gonna kill everyoneAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WTF, Coronavirus just flew over my house. Sell everything right now.
My amd and msft calls are getting fucked so badly that my KO leaps are more than half my portfolio. But KO saves the day. KO to 70 by december
>>17371059aww shucksi h8 that one
PTON lockup expires for Monday
GCC, GO LONGFED IS GOING TO POUR INFLATION ONTO THIS MARKET
>>17370766to your head
I'm gonna buy more amd stock, is this a bad idea?
damn Nvda hit 293, wasn't expecting that.whats the outlook?
>>17371182There's still a pump in it for the march 5 conference so no, but I'd advise selling the 4th
Who else GREEN AS FUCK today?
>https://twitter.com/IsChinar/status/1230812713552621568>The sign says "going out is death, anyone goes out is an enemy" & "we will break your feet if your go out, we will break your teeth if you argue">>17371182I salute your bullishness
>>17371221the time for authoritarianism and tribalism has comedown with the global system
>>17371216shiny rock stocks strong I only have a couple non-industrial stocks and they're green but I'm going to sell them off soon
>>17370931I expect it to dip to the mid-high 40s, where I'll likely reenter.
holy shit nvda and amd
>Pretty much everything is down>ASHR somehow still upFucking commies
>>17371216you fucking know it
>>17371221When the fuck will the western world close all borders? I don't want to get infected by a chink that felt the need to travel here for some reason
>>17371216I dunno about "AS FUCK", but...
spce dropping again nooooooooooooooo
>>17370647do i sell off my portfolio today???? CDC conference was not optimistic.... starting to worry bros
>>17371281>Investors Edge>Paying $14 per trade>Not owning KLBig yikes
>AMD down 7.5% in a day>My new entry ~2% awayOh boy
>>17371286we should have closed borders a month agoinstead, they are just "monitoring" a rapidly increasing number of people
Real talk ...Everybody is going to get corona virus right? The majority of healthy people are going to recover, a large number of the very young and very old are going to have complications. These complications themselves are not particularly life threatening, but will require medical intervention up to and including assisted breathing. The sheer number of people will overwhelm normal medical facilities leading to higher than expected mortality in cases of corona as well as amongst what is currently 'routine' treatments. Soooo ...Say 80% of the population catch it and 2% of those have complications and with access to regular treatment 0.1% of those would die ... This is 1,248,000,000 cases needing treatment and 1,248,000 dead worldwide.But with lack of treatment maybe 10x that shit. 12,480,000 dead. This is absolutely minor. Like 56 days population growth. This is like 1 in every 625. Easy mode bro.
>>17371061>posting a photo of what looks like a Costco where people usually buy a lot
>>17371286every american that has gotten the virus has shown very mild symptoms, this virus literally looks like it only kills mongoloids
God damnit. Fine. FINE! Have it your way, market. I rejiggered muh stuff to defence mode this morning. Monday better be red. I want to see blood!
>>17371337If you're not scared, you should be.
>>17371339and mostly the old and sickncov is a demographic corrective
>>17371327your numbers are based on stats from current mortality rate - which are almost 100% false. if this thing is contagious as hell, has no vaccine/drugs to aid the body in fighting it, and most people with compromised immune systems are dieing then fatality rates are much higher. and you can get re-infected in which case youre almost guaranteed to die.
It's fucking over. When the fuck are we storming the White House and taking control from that disgusting lardass that refused to do anything to protect America?
>>17371311Trading fees are blatant robbery, but I'm too lazy to transfer everything to Wealthsimple. I don't trade enough for it to really matter anyhow. I don't need KL, my infinitely riskier micro caps are the dopamine I need
>>17371339it targets chink DNA because they have more i dont remember what in their lungs compared to us. virus escaped from a lab
Whelp, India is fucked.
>>17371270I re entered your moms anus after a rest period last night
Down -2K, still holdingpraying for green monday
Thoughts on SPY puts over the weekend? I don't see the corona virus situation improving anytime soon..
nCov still only kills the immunocompromised, like the elderly or sick already. There are outliers, sure, for example just last week I had a completely healthy 24 y/o female die due to a ruptured aneurysm. Shit happens, people die for all kinds of reasons every day. The virus won't kill you but I'm still buying puts to play off the fear kek.
SPCE is going to drop 20% at close probably so get out now if ur still in and get the cheapies on Monday cause it will start going up again and reach/surpass ATH by the end of next week
Bought more AG shares while they're still under $10
>>17371339Fun fact: some viruses are outright carcinogenic, for example epstein-barr. Now, we'll have to see about this one as well, once it settles in everyone's body in the world.Not to speak about mutations and reinfections...
>>17371416and how do you know this?
>>17371416We're still at the "rumor" phase until Tuesday.
>>17371433Most of the population tests pos for EBV IgG tho kek
ISRAEL STATUS: POZZEDone of the israelis who was working aboard the diamond princess ship has been confirmed pozzedthe rest are in mandatory quarantine for next 2 weeks
>>17371387I'm moving to Questrade. It's not just the trading fees that suck with Investors Edge, it's that you can't get them to sell your US equities in USD unless you call them. I've lost hundreds of dollars because I've been too lazy to do that. Plus their web interface is trash. I can't even figure out how to show my yearly return. Fuck that boomer bullshit.
>>17371433Did you see the SAVA pump? Any reason you feel?Also, what do we need off the checklist for GALT BO?
Friendly reminder: This is when you buy
>>17371438Some dude on YouTube is like fucking whizz kid on SPCE and a few other stocks and he calls every single movement the stock makeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2OgYg2m3pcYesterday he said dropbox was gonna go up today adn to buy and it went up 25% or whatever
>>17371449Yes, of course, it doesn't mean it's 100% that you'll have cancer from it. Same as with smoking. It's a risk factor, and reduces the median longevity.
>>17371482So how many years is this nigga get for insider trading?
>>17371476>catching a knife
>>17371396Found the moron who held.
>>17371482He was saying it would go up a bit from noon until 2pm but then at 2pm it would start gradually going down and then dump at close
>>17371476Go ahead, Anon. Catch that knife
>>17371327>Everybody is going to get corona virus right?Not guaranteed at this point, it has not gone fully pandemic yet, and might not ever.>These complications themselves are not particularly life threateningThey're pretty life threatening, don't know how you concluded that. >The sheer number of people will overwhelm normal medical facilities leading to higher than expected mortality in cases of corona as well as amongst what is currently 'routine' treatments. Soooo ...yes, but only if it goes pandemic>.1% of people with serious complications will dieThat's, uh, optimistic. Flu numbers aren't even that low.
>>17371216>tfw my only green stocks are WM and SNSSDown $42....
>>17371461Completely understandable. Questrade kinda fucks you with fees for penny stocks if I remember correctly but other than that it's pretty good. I've never had trouble with selling my US equities in USD but maybe my account is set up differently. The web interface sucks dick, I'm hoping they'll improve it soon but I'm not holding my breath. I haven't been able to find my yearly return either, I use a spreadsheet instead.
>>17371433just heard mutterings of the first """confirmed""" (by a fucking twatter post, but still, those have been more accurate than the MSM lately) re-infectionhttps://twitter.com/jenniferatntd/status/1230889573540122629
>>17371327well i just bought a lot of puts so i hopeblood for the blood god
>>17371487a lot of women will have throat cancer despite not smoking because they sucked too many HPV infected cocks.
Do we buy NIKKEI puts?Seems like a no brainer to me
>>17371509>Go ahead, Anon. Catch that knife>>17371494>>catching a knifeI have hundreds of thousands of dollars ready to deploy. Please sell everything you have. When you capitulate I am here to buy from you. I am your rock and will not forsake you. Next month when you FOMO I will sell it all back to you
>>17370647>>17371327Economy shuts down
>>17371550be quiet old man
Post trading tunes https://youtu.be/4tRi7CJBUI0
>>17371551exactlythe economic effects of global trade being crippled will kill more than the virus
>>17371544U havent had them?Ive been playing it since jan
>>17370777Mostly true, but it is a lot deadlier than the flu. Most resolved flu cases have a 0.1% fatality rate. This one has about 2.3%Definitely impacted by Chinese healthcare quality/access, but definitely deadlier than your average flu.
>>17371585Till gild saves you
>>17371476Yes, I bought SOXS earlier
>>17371563the entire [Bobo Jams] playlist is better than that garbage u posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGOf1yzy2jI&list=PLDmnJqf9jOt2b_Lb38M0hv8JbctLh1b1_
I want SNSS to break that 0.88 wall
>>17371464Dunno, maybe shorts covering? A few days back a paper appeared though about pti-125 being successful in a mouse model of an untreatable epilepsy. It's very interesting, maybe there is a whole new science coming up with the cytoskeleton proteins. Maybe they will have another indication this year.As for galt, first patient should be dosed, but not much is coming to mind besides that as a must.
>>17371563theres no invidious embedding here is there?https://youtube.com/watch?v=xYBz5_Oeem0always thought this song literally sounds like the stock market, with all its ups and downs and crazy key and tempo changes
>>17371580I did at some point. Sold them after the crises "resolved" itself. Then switched to calls and left it for some time.Good profits both times
Long put/long call chads report inWhen its volatile I WINWhen shit takes a dump I WINWhen shit does well I WIN
>>17371606I'm not asking your opinion nigger I'm asking for tunes to trade to.
>>17371607sold my SNSS already
>>17371277my puts are sad
>>17371614Nice ive been lucky on timing too. Didnt go long but sold my puts at lows and buy back in
>>17371609Is that really it? They just dose a guy and then are eligible for a check? No results needed?
Post gold gains
My meme stonk portfolio where I do way too much day trading is up 60% in the last 4 months. I am however convinced I am slightly retarded and thus I keep my 'real' money in ETF's. I split them geographically to hedge my bets because they are long term buy and forget holds. I tend to buy more every 3 months or so and at the time I rebalance my percentages at the same time. I figure this is as close to buy low sell high as it gets with passive investing in ETF's. I'm up 9% over the same 4 months on that account. Every time I rebalance I buy 3-4 times as many japanese stonks as the american ones because my american portfolio is up 11% and my weeb shit is down almost 4%.Why do I keep buying japanese stocks? It is like dead money that just drips down and week on week. Occasional pump where I'm up a few percent, meanwhile my american stocks are 22-23% up.
>>17371582Mmmm. That's got a comfy groove to it.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK YOU CHINAAAAAAAAAA YOU FUCKING BAT EATING DOG EATING SUBHUMAN SCCCCCCCCCCCCCUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>17371623Did you make money? That's what matters, after all.
>>17371536Yup, this is basically what I mean, but unironically. Right now the chinese are stuffing everyone's throat, and some survivors will face consequences which will be hidden for many years.
>>17371630On japanIm looking for death spikeWeve had the case spikes
>>17371653I didn't go red, I wouldn't say I made any amount worth mentioning. I would have made more from just buying more mining stocks
indexes getting smashed, blood in the streets
Based PLG mooning on a truly red day. All the hodling is paying off now!
>>17371656Lots of organ damage and fatigue fromsars.longtermShould be similarEven possible brain dama
>>17371531>Questrade kinda fucks you with fees for penny stocks if I remember correctly I believe it's 1 cent a share with a minimum of $4.95 and a max of $9.95.>I've never had trouble with selling my US equities in USDIf that's possible, I've lost over a thousand dollars in fees in the last year from not knowing that, I just did the math. I think Questrade is the move for me, it's much easier to sign up for than Investors Edge was and Wealthsimple Trade doesn't allow you to hold USD so you'll have to pay transaction fees.
anyone else hold both msft and amd...?
I'll wait until Monday to kms
>>17371640Dosing only means that the trial is set and everything is arranged, so Shlevin's work is ready. I think that's enough. It's just to prevent them messing up again. A buyer won't necessarily need new data, since they can figure out the success probability for themselves, and new data might bring a higher price as well.
I was just thinkingGold stacking youtube gonna be extra comfy since they all up big now
>>17371665but not a single pink wojak in the threadit's like people don't want the pain to end
>>17371684I still think amd will break $60, but I'm delaying the date from this week to this year...
>>17371660>>17371671are you in japan anon?hows the general public opinion?my friends in singapore say that people are scared and theres no one on the streets. its like a ghost town.>Im looking for death spikei hear its about 5-6 days once symptoms get really ugly and it can potentially kill you.so keep your ear to the ground this weekendstay safe buddy
SOXL I WANT MY MONEY BACK AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Last time this happened /biz/ said Monday would be 10x more of a bloodbath, but then over the weekend China banned selling and injected 200 billion into their market. They will do it again, and next week will be greener than ever.Screenshot this.
>>17371712me too. dunno what's gonna happen to msft but i feel confident with amd in the long run.boomers need to catch up
>MSFTwhat the fuck
Made 400 dollary doos on SAVA, decided to sell out entirely. May be a mistake. If it goes back down to low 7's I'll get back in.
now that's more like it
>>17371719Not japan just making money off their sufferingYes lots will die soon from cruise in jap hospitals and jap local cases!Old age is high so jap will extra suffer
>>17371722I think it's going to dip another 10% before it shoots up again
I TOLD YOU ABOUT THE KNIVESI WARNED YOU ABOUT THE CATCHING
>>17371722In dark times like this I crack a nice ice cold Bangs and think about the good times
>>17371724I'm gambling a lot of money on the belief that coronavirus is gonna get a lot worse before it gets better. Hope Monday is bloody.
I'm 24 years old with a 5k taxable portfolio, should I just hold for the incoming recession?
>small specs fearfulnice just bought 100k EGPT
>>17371722It will be alright! Weather the storm friend. This is my most red day ever.......something something time in the market something something
>>17371735MOMMY I DONT WANNA PLAY ANYMORE
>>17371751what is a small spec?
>>17371747Market is v strange and will rally randomly on.corona I have hedges on shorts by bring long gild even though its only a player in treatment trialsV hard to play this shit because of market momentum being skyhigh
>>17371747It's not going to. They have it mroe or less under control. The next one that happens in 2-3 years will be very bad however
>>17371702Soon right? I want to go deeper into SAVA with the GALT cash out. Is your estimate still 30-45?
>>17371671Yup, ace2 is in the brain as well. Basically everywhere. Just to put my concerns into perspective, herpes is highly implied as a cause of Alzheimer's. So about 5 percent of deaths in modern countries. And this new virus is absolutely unknown as of now.
Imagine thinking SOXL isnt going to 235Itll hit 290 roughly 2 weeks after that point, so dont worry.
>>17371724This, but the fed is what you should really be looking atI have puts on UVXY, and bought the dip on a bunch of different stocksI hope I'm right
Are goldchads, dare I say it, rising up?
Anyone else get fractional shares enabled on RH today?
>>17371751>EGPT>economy based on tourism and shippingAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>17371786Everybody has herpes>chickenpox
>Broker does not accept puts on the Nikkei anymore>Literally showing error messages instead of the priceBeautiful
>>17371617Long Straddle Chads rise up
>>17371722Yesterday morning I was kicking myself for selling at $318 after it went through a resistance line and then went back up through it after I sold, now I know that I'm stupidly lucky.
>>17370766the opposite of what I want them to do
for all you retards, this is a great time to hold a cash position. if youre overexposed, take some off the table.
>>17371809Nope still on the wait list in like 1 millionth place, I don't think it has ever moved
>>17371727I bought some calls today so I hope it goes back up
>>17371786I was reading on some coronavirus and it was no symptom in kids but found in their brains or somethingThen sars deaths had kidney and intestinal damage tooLongterm dmg will be interestingI winder if cold causes brain problems in long run
>pink wojacks>check my portfolio>still all green
>>17371833hey bud, I'll buy stocks for my wifes son if I want to back off
/biz/ told me corona was no big deal so I stopped avoiding companies with chinese exposure now im gonna go broke thanks /biz/ only like the 10th times ive gone broke because of you guysReally amazing, how you get to keep none of the money you make me lose. Terrible bookees.
Why is the market in such a tailspin? I haven't seen any news out of the ordinary. New nCov infections and mortality have also been going down steadily.
>>17371798Jesus, shit like this makes me want to go for the swing and sell now, but fuck I know if I do it will somehow magically go up. Ill just keep accumulating =/
>>17371782Hope so. I changed some galt shares into sava share and 2021 galt calls though. Sava goes too fast and we may moon in as little as a month. Galt might not be that fast in the end. 30-45 is a valid buyout target
Cash is trash and bonds are for faggots.
>>17371739my mistakethe way you were posting the last few posts reminded me of how most nips type when theyre on english boards>Old age is high so jap will extra sufferi know. plus the virus is extra deadly for heavy smokers, which is basically every salaryman in japan>Yes lots will die soon from cruise in jap hospitals and jap local cases!have you seen the videos kentaro iwata put out? abut his serious concern over the precautions (or lack thereof) that he saw while aboard the ship?he had to pull them down, but if you can think of somewhere where i can upload an ~10min webm with sound, i got it backed up.pretty scary shiti just heard the first confirmed case in israel was working aboard that ship. the rest of the crew from israel (about 20 or so) are in quarantine now
>>17371856Turns out eating genetically engineered aids bats isn't a great idea
>>17371853>he doesn't know
>>17371869Yeah i see everything. No cdc in japanTheir low disease readiness helped me make the puts. Not to mention no hospital capacityGona be bad
I kinda hope LCI or GALT dip a lot more towards the end of day. Or SAVA sells back off and I'll get back in. Very wonky feeling to the market though.
>>17371751I dunno, ratsu. That egypt chart doesn't look so hot.
SEC is going to investigate /r/wsb
>>17371868basedreally though, cash is complete garbage, at least get that shit in a savings account with at least 1.6% APY, or you're literally losing money every day.
>>17371891to find out how much they're losing?aren't those kids still all in on MSFT calls?
>>17371859>I changed some galt shares into sava shareDid you take a loss on it?>2021 galt callsSeems far off. Was hoping for Q1 2020. You think 2021 is the new target?
>>17371856>New nCov infections and mortality have also been going down steadily.Its all lies by the Chinese gouvernment. SK and Japan now get the first big wave of infections, Chinese factories are still not running or work with skeleton crews. Now I am just waiting for more signals here.
>>17371814Yup, and it goes into the brain. The interesting thing is, that in some specific circumstances it wreaks havoc, partly with the help of mouth bacteria.
>>17371908they're attracting mainstream attention
>Down nearly 4% todayfug
WHOSE IDEA WAS IT TO EAT A FUCKING BAT
Just threw an extra $1000 into MSFT. Get fucked bears.
>>17371216I'm up about 2%. Selling a lot of my smaller investments and dumping it into the AMD/SOXL dip.
>>17371931prease do not disrespec grorious china curture western pigdog
>>17371883>Gona be badindeedtho if were being cynical about it, it might solve a lot of the longterm economic problems that japan has down the road. their tremendous elderly population, and comparatively few kids has bogged down their economy for decades now.
For instance one woman in japan went to hospital with flu symptoms. Tested neg for flu. At this point ncov should be predictedInstead let go. Went on a tour for three days with no mask. Days later tested for corona and positive.They have no preperation or knowledge
>>17371938Hold off, SOXL dip isnt over. I et it dips another 10%
OFFICIAL THREAD THEMEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vo56Qkpzqw0
>>17371910GALT just got a new CMO. I'd bet there will be a pop up in the next few weeks for the P3 stuff as well as a potential partnership or some other funding. Would be hard to get a CMO to move across the country if they couldn't be assured of company stability.
>>17371949Funny thing is wet markets aren't even han chinese culture really. It's the slave class they created that do it.
>>17371923Links? Elaborate further? Youve peaked my interest
>>173712165.5% feeling beary good
No more waiting. He comes.
>>17371870what a cute little guy
>just set up a questrade tfsa>kept everything in usd as opposed to cad>mfw keeping my shit in cash like a basic bitch only to find out everyone's shitting blood BARGAIN PRICES BOYOS, still gonna wait a couple of days to buy my target stocks and etfs
>>17371934Just got another thousand for the burning money pile, boss
>>17371958She had fucking fever. It doesn't matter if you have coronavirus or not, fucking stop everything and stay at home.
>>17371772Thats a great question>>17371811Youre forgetting rugs and carpet -oriental weavers->>17371890I can do the ghost candle strategy on EGPT, so you can pretty much always make money on it regardless of what the EGX30 is doing
>>17371958yea and that one woman in korea that was part of some weird cult (??) or something. she went to church with like 80 other people, and no one knows who all of THOSE people have been in contact with since
>>17371955Yeah but you cant time travel 5 years for that. short is horrible. Could last seven+ months
>>17371988DO NOT EAT I REPEAT DO NOT PUT THAT INTO YOUR MOUTH
>>17371844It may be some little thing what you don't even notice. For example a bit worse heart or lung function, a bit less oxygen transported into some part of your brain per beat, so your lifts or your memory get slightly worse, and you'll become, say, 95% of what you could have been without the virus.
>>17371742I would actually like that, it'd let me buy another share.
>>17372008Yeah it was a coronavirus strainIll have to re read the study but very strange that it went into the nervous system but barely anywhere elseWoukdnt be surprised if this coronavirus has some surprise effects on heart or brain
>>17372000nice numbersI can't wait to stock up on fine rugs and resort properties once this shit really crashes>>17371984<she's here>
>>17370647I'm a poorfag/neet. I might be getting 300k in free funds next year, I'm not even sure how much 300k is in terms of stock captial. How should I start learning to looking for profitable companies? Or should I just give it up and keep that money and neet off it until I can't anymore and off myself. I attended some basic FA and TA introductory online classes a while back, TA made no sense to me and looked like some chart wizardry, FA made more sense but reading financial reports make my head hurt, and the thought of making my own spreadsheets to calculate all the different ratios seems like a huge task and majorly error prone, but it got me thinking if people use OCR shit to pluck relevant numbers from PDF files? Or am I going about this the wrong way?
>>17372036>Woukdnt be surprised if this coronavirus has some surprise
>>17371870I-It tells me to eat itI-It tells me I NEED IT
>>17371990hey did you guys fix the trains thing yet?I need an update on the Canada situation
>>17372005i knowso far its been shown to have no problem being passed around in chinese winter, in the jungles of singapore and the rest of south east asia, in the desert of iran, the mediterranean (italy and israel) etcbasically all kinds of different temps and humidity levels.a lot of people seem to keep thinking this will go away in the spring/summer, but im not so sure
>>17372056Dont trust anyoneRead basic stuff on money and financeUnderstand risk and rewardLook into index fund strategies and low risk plays. Most important thing is preservation of capital. Ignore anything that looks too good or says quick rich
>>17372056where in god's name are you getting 300k from?But if I were you I would dollar cost average over a period on some index funds, keep some of that money liquid, keep some in CD's, and just diversify in general.Maybe put a bit in to speculative trades. But not more than like 5-10%
>>17371910Yup, about 30% loss. The 2021 3,5 calls were more of a low risk option to free up some money for sava. You still control the shares for a buyout, my hope is still q1-2. But they probably won't expire worthless in case of no buyout. I messed up though, I should have done it when sava was 2, not 7...
>>17370647I tried day trading for a bit and made $400 last week but today lost $500... I think I should quit while I still can.
BUY STOCKS OF COCA COLA. WAITING FOR A DIP IS WRONGTHINK AND THE THOUGHT POLICE WILL BE ARRIVING SOON.
>>17372107Day trading is fancy gambling, unless you are an insiderSwing trading is the best mix imo.
>>17372065PUT THE BAT DOWN RIGHT NOW THIS IS NOT A WARNING
>>17372080this thing is spreading indoors, not outside.airports, train stations, and schools.the truest way to be safe and free is to strip butt naked and head out into the wilderness.Besides that, the US should still be a little better off than Asia (slower spread even if a lot of cases get here) because we mostly drive everywhere instead of packing onto subwaysbut if you do live in a dense city, you're probably fucced
>>17372107either that or start to learn how to short since every stock I pick instantly starts going down and down and down.....
>>17372107Algos absolutely shit on short term chart players
>>17372130The poster you replied to has already deceased
>>17372130fine, fine. I won't eat the batI'll just eat this TASTY looking bastard over here instead...
>>17372158F (but also a little S, for being a repulsive bateater)
>Sold a shitstock yesterday that went up 120% today>All my "safe" stocks are down, and I've lost $4000USD todaySorry for name calling you TOCA shills last night :(
>>17372100It's not fair though, SAVA caught everyone by surprise. IT WAS SUPPOSED TO WAIT FOR GALT, NOT DO WHATEVER IT WANTED.
>>17372056DO NOT put all of that into your brokerage when you startstart with like 10kget a feel for it, get your degenerate gambling phase out of you, THEN put the rest in and start dollar cost averaging that shitlot of books in the OPthat google drive is still there apparentlystart with "the intelligent investor"very old book so not totally applicable to how things are now, but its the foundation of FA
It's over...America... the world... we couldn't protect it. We've failed, /biz/. We've fucking failed. Why are we not in the
What did OP do?
>>17372184SNIPER! GET DOWN!
>>17372184funds are safu
you have 5 min to sell spce before the dump, you were warned.
>>17372115BRK will increase their holdings of KO after reporting earnings. Screencap this post.
holy fuck toca
Hey guys, hows the market looking?
>>17372237My portfolio is evergreen
>>17372184Can still short itWe tried but they dont listen and the elites want it
>>17372237You don't lose money if you don't look at your account
>>17372237Pretty much par for the course.
>>17371978Just do some scholar search, tons, of papers, epidemiological data linking Alzheimer's with hsv1. The virus goes into neurons and hides basically. This is why I found sava interesting in the first place. They modify a protein in the cytoskeleton, and solve many problems with their single drug. As for the bacterium, there is p.gingivalis in your mouth, and again, lots of epidemiological data supporting the link between Alzheimer's and dental diseases. There's this company, crtx, they are going to trial in Alzheimer's with a gingipain inhibitor, which is an enzyme produced by gingivalis and is most responsible for it's virulence. So my idea is that herpes goes first, weakens the blood-brain barrier, then comes the bacterium. Also, herpes and the bacterium can help each other in other, more direct ways. It's easily shown in dental diseases, but the complete mechanisms are harder to see, since everything is hard to see when a virus is involved.
What should I buy while everything is on sale?
>>17372237Fine by me
>>17372267A hazmat suit.
>>17372255thx for the new name idea>>17372245>>17372256>>17372270days without losses are successful days
>>17372267a gfa better jobtasty foodsoft socks
>>17371337you bought food and water right?You'll use it eventually
just picked up some AMD, looking for some other easy stuff to hold over the weekend.trying to hold 4 different stocks going into the weekend and AMD was my first pick.KO is too toppy for me but that would be fun.just looking for decent maintenance and a little green over the weekend.
>>17372267NAK and AG are still undervalued LAKE could go up to 15 >>17372293I haven't had a red day yet.
FUCK YOU CORONA CHAN STOP CRASHING THE GODDAMN MARKET
Brain infection may result in long-term neurological sequelae, but little is known about the pathogenesis of SARS-CoV in this organ. We previously showed that the brain was a major target organ for infection in mice that are transgenic for the SARS-CoV receptor (human angiotensin-converting enzyme 2). Herein, we use these mice to show that virus enters the brain primarily via the olfactory bulb, and infection results in rapid, transneuronal spread to connected areas of the brain. This extensive neuronal infection is the main cause of death because intracranial inoculation with low doses of virus results in a uniformly lethal disease even though little infection is detected in the lungs. Death of the animal likely results from dysfunction and/or death of infected neurons, especially those located in cardiorespiratory centers in the medulla. Remarkably, the virus induces minimal cellular infiltration in the brain. Our results show that neurons are a highly susceptible target for SARS-CoV and that only the absence of the host cell receptor prevents severe murine brain disease.https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2493326/ BRAIN DAMAGE
LAST CHANCE TO GET AG UNDER 10 BUCKAROONIES
Is this pandemic what FEMA stocked up on 200 million plastic airtight coffins ten years ago?
>>17372267Bynd if you are willing to lose it all, McDonalds Monday happens stock blows up 50 percent
EVERY BODY HUUURRRTTS
>>17372311this is from yesterday or 2 days ago but im tryna go long right now till we hit the triple-triple RSI-price divergence so i can short
>>17372293I will license the name to you but you are required to pay me a dividend (in tendies) once per quarter
>>17372330Thereare a few possibilities for curbing Mig’s possible role in causingbrain damage in SARS patients with central nervous system infection,according to lead author Jun Xu, PhD, of the Guangzhou Institute ofRespiratory Diseases and senior author Yong Jiang, PhD, of the KeyLaboratory of Functional Proteomics of Guangdong Province. “There mightbe some ways of controlling the release of Mig, such as specificinhibitors that interfere [with] the signaling pathways involved,” Dr.Jiang said. “Other approaches, such as neutralizing antibodies [and]specific binding peptides, could be tried to block brain damage inducedby Mig.”Four to five percent of SARS patients treated at theGuangzhou Institute of Respiratory Diseases experienced central nervoussystem symptoms, said Dr. Xu; therefore, physicians need to be aware ofthe potential for brain infection when evaluating patients with thedisease. Immunosuppressive drugs should be administered carefully andon an individual basis, as they may allow amplification of the SARScoronavirus in the brain. “Superinfection” with other pathogens couldalso contribute to SARS’ harmful effects on the brain. “Physiciansshould pay more attention to the prevention of brain damage if [SARSpatients] are superinfected with other conditional pathogens,”according to Dr. Xu and Dr. Jiang.>REMINDER>SARS BRAIN DAMAGE IS REAL
>>17372174Yeah, sorry about that. First I thought sava would only be near 3 by this time. Literally nothing happened apart from big insider buys, and still there is nothing which was not known back in december.
>>17372330oh no, all the Chinese are going to turn into mindless NPC drones! wait a second ...
>>17372346As long as you never open your account, I'm good with that.
>>17372395>>17372395>>17372395>>17372395the death toll rises>>17372395>>17372395>>17372395
>>17372380Fine. Be that way. You get a dead cat for your profits.
>bought AMD at the highest priceShould I buy some more on the dip? I have shit luck but it's gotta go back up eventually right?
>>17372358Just saiyin there are probably lots of long-term effects not fully understood with being infected by coronavirus. It's completely novel.SARS 1 had lots of long term fatigue and other issues in survivors, but a high % of those had serious cases.Heart, nervous system, kidney, etc are all susceptible and might have longer term damage.
>>17372335OH MY GOD AGENDA 21TWENTY-TWENTY-ONE!
>>17372411I agree with you There have been people saying "only an x% fatality rate" the entire time, as if the virus is binary (you either die or you're completely fine)I have been calling those people idiots for over a month now. There is no way to be certain that anyone who catches this thing will have proper 100% lung functioning for the rest of their lives. Who even knows about the other organs.
>>17371408You fucking dumbfuck nigger.
>>17371408I think that's a pretty bad idea lmao
>>17371221the comments underneath that post are spooky
>>173706772.5% interest, yes please.
>>17372332Qucik run down?Why should I get them?
>>17370777>marginally (relative to gross population) more fatal flu>marginallytop lulz, the flu is less than 0.01% and corona 2% or moreremember that people that are still infected can still die later. this thing is new, we don't know much about it except what comes out of china's lying ass.
>>17371339I hope that is the case and not propaganda to keep us feeling safe... I really hope so...
>>17371493He probably gets off easy. He's a kid, and has brains to make a plan and the guts to see it through.