>>17365138
>"derrrrr dere was thread, but now i can't find it!!!!"
>>17365212
>"SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH RIGHT THIS INSTANT. Listen, you insolent little gnarled piece of dogshit—we are POWERFUL. Any way to inflict disenfranchisement on you is NOT out of our reach; there is such immeasurable power that is hanging over you right now that if you knew what you were challenging, you would fall to your knees and cry... NOW, I AM NOT SAYING ANYTHING BAD ABOUT CHAINLINK, WHICH IS WHY YOU HAVE NO RIGHT AT ALL TO LASH OUT AGAINST ME LIKE THIS AND IT'S SO OUT OF THE BLUE FOR YOU TO DO THIS TO ME—it's just, there are so many OTHER promising coins out there such as the currently-popular PNK, in addition to Harmony, Sent, and Fantom, so maybe you should just RECONSIDER holding Chainlink RIGHT NOW, and look at your other options! Greed is getting the better of you. What would your family think about someone so crazy and greedy? I know if I had a son that was SO INSOLENT AND DISTANT FROM ME, I'D KICK THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF HIM!!! WHO THE FUCK LET YOU GET SO OUT OF HAND, ANYWAY??? So, listen—when someone takes the time out of their day to tell you about something as wonderful as PNK, it's REALLY IGNORANT to just brush them off. You OWE us. Listen here—I'm sorry... people like you just get me so riled up, and I'll be honest, I'm at my lowest. I could use a hand. We've probably been friends for a long time here on 4channel and had never even known it—if you could at least put a measley 30% of your stack into some of these other projects we tell you about, it would be reasonable of you, I think. Yeah? Listen, people say I'm the salt of the earth, so take it from me and do the right thing, buddy. *huddles up close to you, inches away from your face* Do the right thing."
okay so if i'm reading this correctly, you guys feel that this is probably real