/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.17335352]

Entry level
>wanted 2-3 years of experience in the relevant field

What the flying fuck...

[Anonymous No.17335360]

I'm a NEET because of this shit

[Anonymous No.17335371]

Yeah, really. That's some stupid shit. And how about those dumb-as-shit job titles these days:
"Senior Infrastructure Happiness Engineer".

[Anonymous No.17335435]

>>17335352
I think you mean
>entry level
>2-3 years of experience in relevant field
>bachelors degree in relevant field
>must be a self motivator, team player
>excellent communication skills
>unpaid overtime
>$14/hr minus the $5/hr you pay us for the experience
>dental not included

[Anonymous No.17335752]

>>17335352
Gib firm handshake and eyez contact

[Anonymous No.17335781]

>Chief Engagement Client Relations Infrastructure Associate
>Senior Engagement Operations Engineer
>Have you engaged with the client?
>When is the next engagement?
Is there actually a person or person(s) that sit down every year tasked with coming up with the dumbest sounding corporate speak shit?

[Anonymous No.17335794]

>>17335360
This

Why the fuck would I want to work? The job market has told me straight to my face that I am not wanted

[Anonymous No.17335828]

thank god i work in insurance then
>only highschool degree
>started out minimum wage
>now make 65k a year 2yrs later
The industry is incredibly uncompetitive.

[Anonymous No.17335841]

>>17335352
Yeah this is why I've been unemployed for a year straight out of college.
Been rejected several times for entry level positions. Reason why is that I had the skills and interviewed great, but they found someone with more "corporate level experience."
For an entry level job? Really? HR people are the most useless yet damaging people there is.