/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.17332492]

How do you plan on telling your parents where that money came from?

[Anonymous No.17332517]

its just internet money OP, we are just role playing

[Anonymous No.17332616]

BAD APU put that bong down it will give you aids

[Anonymous No.17332626]

investing

[Anonymous No.17332729]

Just gonna use a crypto card and pretend I'm a normie wagie

[Anonymous No.17332730]

In going to tell them I was smart enough to see the potential in a revolutionary project and it payed of. Hint: it’s chainlink

[Anonymous No.17332750]

Over the phone, before the breaks (((fail))).

[Anonymous No.17332759]

Theres a good chance I'm not going to tell them
My mom does know that I've dabbled in crypto but I haven't brought it up in at least a year. I'll probably just pretend to be wagecucking

[Anonymous No.17332769]

>>17332492
i'll never tell them since i'll never cash out

[Anonymous No.17332793]

I'm just kind of cucked lol
I'm not supposed to have any money. I'm the anon from several days ago where I left my 100k LINK in a dorm and I'm quarantined so I ordered a new ledger to go to my parent's house in case I cant get to my dorm. They pay for my tuition so they're going to look at my ledger and think I'm funneling all that into crypto

[Anonymous No.17332801]

>>17332730
Kek, don’t lie to them. You bought because the memes were funny, not because you were smart enough to foresee the technological implications

[Anonymous No.17332817]

>>17332801
Nah saw the potential before the ico.

[Anonymous No.17332886]

They know, everyone knows. I've explained Chainlink in detail to everyone I know. I can't understand why I see so many posts like this is a huge secret in people's lives, I try to help people. I give them financial advice all the time and its just one more thing. I wonder if that's why people post that everyone they know "changed" when they got rich, those people were probably always pieces of shit but now they could be resentful that you had information that could help them but kept it to yourself. I've gotten several people to buy but I expressed the high risk of speculating on technology. The only comments I've ever got were "I wish I bought more". Unironically honesty is the best policy.

[Anonymous No.17333036]

>>17332886
Better let them know to sell as well. Chainlink is someone else's scam that you are gambling on. Don't want to be in the way when Sergey starts dropping 700k a minute.

[Anonymous No.17333058]

>>17333036

[Anonymous No.17333104]

>not having a normie friendly front to explain where your money came from

Jesus christ, just make shitty t-shirts and try and sell them to your friends. Then say you got rich from selling t-shirts. It's not hard.

[Anonymous No.17333107]

>>17333036
Literally pumping

[Anonymous No.17333108]

Have to tell your parents shit...
>The absolute state

[Anonymous No.17333124]

>>17332492
I've been open about my love for pinkies, so they will know if my wealth starts showing.

[Anonymous No.17333138]

my mom is a stupid boomer. i don't plan on telling her. she wouldn't get it

[Anonymous No.17333687]

>>17332616
Weed is antimicrobial my dude man. It CURES aids.
Africa needs more weed.

[Anonymous No.17333759]

>>17333138
She would seethe at the truth.

Also those ladies have terrible outfits, just awful. I doubt their personality/intelligence is any better... That's all that I took away from that 2 second clip of them.
Am I wrong?

[Anonymous No.17333776]

>>17332492
I'll tell them I'm smart money

[Anonymous No.17333785]

>>17333759
You're wrong.

[Anonymous No.17333804]

>>17332492
You have to be 18 years or older to post on 4chan

[Anonymous No.17333822]

>>17332492
The frogs mom. The frogs told me. Sergey *shows mom a picture of Sirgay "Big Mac" Nakarov* he is goes to usher in the 4th industrial revolution. *Recite 42 copypasta to mother by heart* You see Mom?

[Anonymous No.17333873]

>>17333822
Shaked and baked my sides

[Anonymous No.17333891]

They know better to ask questions or else I'll dump their ass in a home and never look back

[Anonymous No.17333916]

>>17332492
>Telling anyone how you made money
Just to fuck around I would say one of the following
>worked as a gigolo and fucked exclusively 70+ yo hags
>Was part of a feminist cartel that also used me as a sex slave
>Freight brokering
>shrimp farms
>procured toddlers to pedowood execs while making eye contact with my 10yo niece and her cunt of a mother

[Anonymous No.17333958]

>>17332492
Why are you faggots so secretive? Wouldn’t you want to help your parents when you make it? One of my goals is to buy them a nice house. Wtf is wrong with you people

[Anonymous No.17333985]

>>17333822
winner. You deserve to make it and these dubs confirm

[Anonymous No.17334008]

>>17332492
tell them youre a stock market genius

[Anonymous No.17334019]

>>17332492
>Telling anyone EVER.
If other people know you are wealthy you will always be in danger.

[Anonymous No.17334027]

>>17333058
where does the 700k meme come from ?

[Anonymous No.17334086]

>>17333958
Some of us were raised by shitty parents chap. If I were to buy them a house it would probably be in a ghetto. Detroit comes to mind
>>17334027
lurk moar

[Anonymous No.17334195]

>>17332492
>say parents you sucked cocks
>they disown you and kick out of home
>money justified, no people asking money
>enjoy your new life

[Anonymous No.17334404]

>>17332492
"bitcoin"

[Anonymous No.17334425]

>>17334195
based

[Anonymous No.17334460]

>>17332492
>he didn’t get his Dad into LINK and became investors buddies with him, improving your relationship

[Anonymous No.17334463]

>>17334086
I understand, everyone’s situation is different. Best wishes to everyone itt

[Anonymous No.17334566]

>>17332769
If you don't plan to cash out, why invest in the first place?

[Anonymous No.17334596]

>>17332517
fpbp

[The Devil !!y9pM1O7kKh0 No.17334607]

>>17332492
Going to pay their mortgage off, and then probably never talk to them again.

[Anonymous No.17335772]

>>17332492
Honestly my plan was to just tell them without further details that I got the money legally and got really lucky gambling (which TECHNICALLY isn't lying, but they'll most likely think I've been playing the local lottery we have over here)
That way I can give them a certain amount of money to help them out which won't seem unusual to them...while keeping my real amount which they'll never be aware of
I'm not gonna buy anything flashy to indicate to others that I'm crypto-loaded. No expensive clothes, no jewelry/expensive tech items while out in public, or other showing-off shit like that. I'll buy things like a modern-but-reliable car that looks basic, and move into a decent family-size home in a good area (I have a secure government job so people will just think I'm stretching my paycheck to meet the mortgage and monthly bills, instead of having the house already paid for)

[Anonymous No.17335774]

>>17334463
Good. You seem to understand. I didn't mean to come off as an absolute cunt but it's hard not to keep grudges when the people who brought you to life uttelry fuckd you over. I want to "get back at them" but I'm thinking something along the lines of "here take the money you spent raising me. Now we're officially out of each other's lives".
tl;dr I was a bit agitated but I agree with you. Have a good one lad

[Anonymous No.17335899]

>>17332492
My bag will probably never make it, so it's more likely that I will have to explain where did my money GO.

[Anonymous No.17336022]

>Dad is super happy for me
>Mom is crazy jealous, yelling at me every time I talk to her to start selling my coins
Only time I've despised my mother is now, she's not getting anything either.

[Anonymous No.17336096]

How big are you anons stack sizes - only 2.5k here...I'm not going to make it :(

[Anonymous No.17336120]

Esports, so I can neet and play my video games at 240hz all day long.

[Anonymous No.17336126]

>>17333107
but thats an obvious sign its about to dump look at the charts

[Anonymous No.17336127]

>>17336096
You have shitloads of money to invest in other projects after EOY.
Become a whale in x coin.

[Anonymous No.17336224]

>>17334027
it is not a meme

ChainLink devs were dumping 700K linkies every single time that the price shot up. Once you see the 700K dumps start again it is time to get out.

https://etherscan.io/token/0x514910771af9ca656af840dff83e8264ecf986ca?a=0xdad22a85ef8310ef582b70e4051e543f3153e11f

[Anonymous No.17336242]

>>17334566

because number go up and dopamine hit

[Anonymous No.17336258]

>>17335899
You've been working this whole time, anon. You dont have any savings? You don't even have anything of value that you own? Did you spend all your money on food and video games? You really need to get your priorities straight. Your dad saw our neighbor's son on Fortnight with the name xXxSergeyFan1988xXx. Except he said he had to go offline because he was meeting a Lamborghini dealer to discuss paint color options. I think its because of that bizness school he keeps talking about. Something like Baihai Cello University? How come you havent considered something like that. You just keep reading teenage mutant ninja frog cartoons online. We didnt raise you like this, anon. Think about your future.