/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.17331817]

Frens, how do I show off my wealth low key so that bar sloots will fuck me?
Do i really just buy rolanx watch

[Anonymous No.17331849]

>>17331817
Watches don’t work. A good over 90% of normies don’t even wear watches nowadays. Only other watch enthusiasts will notice your luxury watches and I’m speaking from experience.

[Anonymous No.17331851]

>>17331817

[Anonymous No.17332004]

>>17331817
I would like to know this too. How do I flash my wealth without telling the roasties about all the lambos I have.

[Anonymous No.17332013]

>>17331817
Clothes make the man, a woman judges whether they will fuck a man within the first 30 seconds of seeing him. So dress well, get fit and fake confidence for the first few minutes. WARNING: if a woman goes up to you, she will always want something, such as she thinks you are a fool who will buy her drinks then will just walk away and fuck chad. So do not spend much on her until you have at least fucked her.

[Anonymous No.17332034]

>>17332013
This. The answer you’re looking for is a nice pair of shoes or boots

[Anonymous No.17332061]

>>17332013
Wish I had known this in college so I could have stopped dressing like a stoner faggot

[Anonymous No.17332085]

Make sure you don't dress like a mall Persian. Your style needs to accentuate your personality.

[Anonymous No.17332090]

>>17331817
Do you seriously think some roastie is going to recognize Rolex from some Ding Dong Chinese brand?

[Anonymous No.17332099]

>>17331817
>how do I show off my wealth low key so that bar sloots will fuck me?
Take care of yourself properly. Take time to exercise, stay healthy, groom, and develop your personality. It's the habit of rich people to do this and people can tell, although not necessarily consciously. Whenever you meet someone and there's some quality about them that says "I'm rich", but you don't know exactly what, then it's habits like these.

[Anonymous No.17332124]

Just buy a bag of drugs

Do you guys seriously not understand women ?

I have never failed with absolutely ZERO effort.

Also you don't need to do anything but have drugs. Talking is a no no for most of you.

[Anonymous No.17332155]

>>17332124
But how do the women know you have the drugs, can they smell it? Or do you walk up to them and tell them "I have the drugs"?

[Anonymous No.17332158]

>>17332090
gold diggers, thieves and other rich fags will be the only ones to know whats goods.

[Anonymous No.17332237]

>>17332124
oh yea this, nothing better then to ask a girl if she wanna go snow her nose in the bathroom and then fuck her brains out.
its not about the fucking clothes

[Anonymous No.17332241]

>>17331817
lol, get an apple watch if you want to impress a girl, get a rolex if you are trying to impress a man

[Anonymous No.17332269]

>>17332237
i also fuck my girlfriends brains out while on coke

actually memes aside, i miss that out of all my girlfriends I miss the coke head the most.

[Anonymous No.17332274]

>>17332241
So basically Rolex is gay

[Anonymous No.17332292]

>>17331849
Everyone will notice your watch but not everyone might know the price range/model/brand etc. Even buying a 50k ROLEX wont help because everyone will think its a 200dollar aliexpress fake.

[Anonymous No.17332297]

>>17331817
My women friends tell me the key is the 3 Fs
Face
Forearms
Footwear
You can always gain 2 of the 3. The only one you can buy though is clothes. So buy some nice fitting threads and some expensive shoes. But remember when it comes to fashion. The difference between something that looks expensive and something that is expensive is all in the details that some barslut will not notice

[Anonymous No.17332298]

>>17332124
>>17332269
Don't follow these losers' advice. Stay healthy. Don't die of a coke heart attack.

[Anonymous No.17332303]

>>17331849
>>17332034
These anons get it. Roasties don’t care about watches. Start wearing Louboutin shoes.

[Anonymous No.17332332]

>>17331817
Why, do you want bestiality with subhumans?

[Anonymous No.17332366]

>>17332274
if you are buying a watch for a girl, get a smart watch lol

[Anonymous No.17332370]

>>17332303
Just my humble opinion, but these look awful.

[Anonymous No.17332388]

>>17332013
Yes, if you're rich you should have at a least a few bespoke suits and bespoke shoes

[Anonymous No.17332430]

>>17332370
Doesn’t matter. They are expensive and easily recognizable because of the sole.

[Anonymous No.17332431]

>>17332370
I didn't even know Louboutin made men's shoes. I thought the joke was that anon was recommending wearing expensive women's shoes because that's the only thing roasties would know the price of.

[Anonymous No.17332463]

>>17332431
Don’t listen to anons advice, you can get a perfectly good pair of classy shoes without buying a woman’s brand. That’s like buying prada dress shoes at that point wtf is u doing nigger that’s some cuck shit

[Anonymous No.17332478]

>>17332013
This. And take good care of your skin. It gives you a healthy glow.

More important is your attitude. Always be in a playful mindset. Act like you're amused by her, like she's your plaything. Tease her and joke with her, when you go too far give her a compliment. If she's annoyed with your humor, then tell her you think she's hot and you want to get to know her. Then ask her about herself and relate to her. It's really simple and you faggots over complicate this shit.

Don't sulk and never self-deprecate. faggots.

[Anonymous No.17332481]

>>17332430
Well mate, if you want to look like a clownish and effeminate zoomer, that's up to you.

[Anonymous No.17332514]

>>17332478
what's your fanfiction username?

[Anonymous No.17332524]

>shoes
Get on my level faggots

[Anonymous No.17332525]

>>17331817
buy Harry Winston watch

[Anonymous No.17332533]

>>17331817
gym membership, good diet, clothes that give the impression you are a competent adult (doesn't need to be flashy or tryhard)

[Anonymous No.17332541]

>>17331851
>WE

[Anonymous No.17332556]

>>17332524
>rubberband shoes

[Anonymous No.17332579]

>>17332298
It isnt bad for your health dad did coke every day of his adult life and he life healthy to the grand old age of 43 when some hureechos shot him

[Anonymous No.17332590]

>>17331851
ahh yes the good old "i hold crypto come and kidnap me and torture me for my private keys" ring

[Anonymous No.17332647]

>>17332370
I’m not dressing like a faggot for any woman.

[Anonymous No.17332764]

>>17332524
>get on my level
the level of wearing those abominations ? no thanks, im hetero

[Anonymous No.17332784]

>>17332013
Idk about the 30 seconds thing , I’ve definitely got with girls who weren’t down at first but I reapproached them later in the night, it throws them off because they think “I already told this guy I’m not Intrested but he thinks he’s good enough for me anyways”. It’s like how hank in breaking bad says he got his wife by being persistent and asking her out for a few days.

[Anonymous No.17332787]

>>17332124
>aaa i have coke want to hang out?

[Anonymous No.17332797]

>>17332524
those look like some kid with extra chromosome doodled the project on a trip to to shoe factory

[Anonymous No.17332825]

A girl I was talking to said she finds guys who do coke attractive because they are rich and shit , I told her she’s dumb and most coke heads are bums but none the less there are some girls out there who watch wolf of Wall Street once and think like this

[Anonymous No.17332838]

>>17332155
>I have the drugs

This is probably the best pickup line in 2020 you could ever use. Just go anywhere and find the sluttiest looking girl you can find. This is low-effort seeking arrangement tier level of acquiring a thot harem.

Women are degenerate and you need to not trust them and once that is established you are good to go.

[Anonymous No.17332855]

>>17331817
It's about your face and height you bluepilled moron. A mouthbreating manlet with a good car, Rolex, golden chain and a platinum ring will not fuck any girl in 2020. It doesn't work this way anymore.

For the price of Rolex you could have some top shelf Japanese escorts.

[Anonymous No.17332858]

>>17332784
>hank in Breaking Bad
But he was lying to her the whole time right? Wasn't he actually Isaac or something?

[Anonymous No.17332887]

>>17332124
Coke is a classic sure fire way to bang some dodgy sluts but it’s not worth it. Coke is the dumbest drug, you have to redoes every 40 mins , you can’t get hard if you’re 5+ hours Into the binge , it gives you worst hangover , and although the coke loving girls are hot they probably have herpes from banging cold heads in the past. Coke is short term happiness at its fullest.

[Anonymous No.17332926]

>>17332855
>it doesn't work this way anymore

Lmao

Yes it does. Also if you live on or close to a beach this is also another asset to have in your arsenal.

[Anonymous No.17332951]

>>17331817
casually swing your crypto card (crypto.com, wirex, coinzoom) when paying your bill. this shows that you are not just rich, but also smart and trendy

[Anonymous No.17332983]

>>17332155
Start talking about festivals or something , say how last one you were at you were on molly during young thug and it amazing or something. If she also talks about doing that shit she’s probably down to do some that night

[Anonymous No.17333119]

>>17332887
You are 100% correct.

I never said you had to do the drugs. Sex is naughty. Why do you think girls fuck bad boys?

Just have a fake bag of drugs you will still turn her on. It's all an illusion and game you are playing until your dick is inside.

But the problem is thinking you can be with a women long term. This will end you just like a bag of drugs. It's best to avoid any of this and focus on financial gains. But we all want to get laid so a catch 22 perhaps.

[Anonymous No.17333277]

>>17332983
who let you in

[Anonymous No.17333423]

>>17332514
P00NLORD

[Anonymous No.17333439]

>>17331817
Where im from this is done by your truck. the bigger the richer you are. the redneck girls come running. go get yourself an Avalanche, a set of boots, nice jeans and a button up wrangler shirt. You will be sniffing barns for ever

[Anonymous No.17333684]

>>17332478
What are good playful lines to throw out? I have no problem being playful but sometimes my brain freezes and I don’t know how to continue it

[Anonymous No.17334186]

>>17332124
yeah but i also want a security clearance so drugs aint happening frendo