/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.17329666]

Even if LINK went to $1000 tomorrow and we all become millionaires, I don't think my life would change that much. I would still be the kissless ugly loser that I am today.

[Anonymous No.17329674]

>>17329666
just be yourself bro lmao

[Anonymous No.17329675]

My life would change drastically. I would have so much time to pump out so many books and children. The modern world as we know it would collapse and the hyperborean spirit would visit our peoples once more.

[Anonymous No.17329688]

>>17329666
nice deception there satan

[Anonymous No.17329697]

>>17329666
>666
It's like God wants nothing but suffering for me

[Anonymous No.17329761]

>>17329666
>kissless ugly loser

Why is the opinion of normies still relevant when you're a multimillionaire?

[Anonymous No.17329770]

It will not go to even 100$, u should have sold at 4.10$ kek
And have some confidence in urself ..

[Anonymous No.17329774]

>>17329666

[Anonymous No.17329783]

>>17329666
At least you'll have enough money to fuck a different hooker every day.

[Anonymous No.17329784]

>>17329770
>you should sold at $4.10
>it’s $4.70 now
The absolute state of /biz/

[Anonymous No.17329786]

>>17329666
You would have money to buy plastic surgery and buy prostitutes all day long fag

[Anonymous No.17329980]

>>17329774
the pic and id checks out

hnnnngh!

[Anonymous No.17329990]

>>17329666
If LINK goes to $1,000 I'll forsake my own morals and kiss you deeply so you can at least say you're not kissless because of that one time a man sexually assaulted you.

[Anonymous No.17330031]

>>17329783
>you can disappoint someone new every day

[Anonymous No.17330065]

>>17329666
Stop being a defeatist cuck.
Spend the time waiting for moon getting /fit/, dressing well, grooming yourself and in the weekends going to bars.
Just go to a bar/club alone, drink, and chat up random girls. It's just a skill that you need to work on desu.

[Anonymous No.17330397]

>>17330031
>caring about whores opinions

[Anonymous No.17330886]

>>17329666
Then you have no vision. Suddenly all the things you should have been doing BEFORE the singularity will get exponentially easier at least. Clean healthy food, more time to exercise, start converting wealth into useful tangible self sufficient things, time to develop skills, more time to socialize etc. If you start now you will know exactly how to utilize the money most effectively in those areas.

[Anonymous No.17330949]

>>17329666
don't you have like, a dork zone where other dorks hang out and there's like, dork girls there? surely with a bit of cash you can work on yourself enough to become alpha dork and BAM your dreams come true thank me later
protip: beauty is completely relative, sure dork girl might be chubby and have acne but under that there is the best version of her if done up right would compete at least on her own terms against Becky and Stacy

[Anonymous No.17331833]

>>17329675
based, one we rode dinosaurs and we will again!

[Anonymous No.17331908]

Let me tell you my dude, money changes a lot. This is kaylor navas, a spic soccer player on a shitty team. The man in this pic is fucking ugly and has probably never touched a female he didn't pay for.

[Anonymous No.17331931]

>>17331908
Keylor went on to get recruited by better teams and got tons more money. The man can now attract any stupid whore due to his wealth. This is despite being the same island spic that he was many years ago. If you get rich you'll do the same, easy as fuck.

[Anonymous No.17331942]

>>17329674
Based and PurpleRainpilled

[Anonymous No.17331956]

Some of you are legit so fucking stupid. You'd have money for all the plastic surgery you could need, hair transplant and for a personal trainer.

[Anonymous No.17332022]

>>17331956
>needing a fucking PT
lmao just browse /fit/ and if you manage to skim all the meme workout you'll be more experienced than any brainlet PT on the planet
If you really want to buy a good physique pay for a home gym and roids not for a PT