/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.17315201]

> was just offered a financial advisor internship at Goldman Sachs

Is this what it feels like to make it?

[Anonymous No.17315217]

So you will have a wage cage with leather padding, nice.

[Anonymous No.17315223]

>>17315201
lmao, they make you go through hell. enjoy your golden handcuffs.

[Anonymous No.17315249]

>>17315201
>internship
>making it
yikes

[Anonymous No.17315250]

>>17315217
>>17315223
Cope

[Anonymous No.17315269]

>>17315201
not until you take an inexperienced drunk or drugged girl home and rape her, the favorite past time of wallstreet players

[Anonymous No.17315284]

>>17315201
Are you a jew?

[Anonymous No.17315293]

>>17315269
You have to go back

[Anonymous No.17315313]

>>17315217
>>17315223
c o p e x2

>>17315269
Based.

[Anonymous No.17315325]

>>17315201
what school?

[Anonymous No.17315366]

>>17315201
enjoy getting fucked in the arse teaboy

[Anonymous No.17315745]

>>17315201
>internship
>GoldbergSachs
>made it
Good goy!

[Anonymous No.17315765]

>>17315201
Yeah man, I'm sure you're really gonna enjoy that. It sounds sooo fun.

[Anonymous No.17315783]

>>17315201
who in sweet vishnu is this ratwhore

[Anonymous No.17315784]

>>17315201
>internship
>mi
ngmi

[Anonymous No.17315819]

>>17315201
>reading a script to sell managed products
>making no decisions in ur life
>still probably getting set up as a fall guy for the next spoofing sec fine
Yes this is cope but I'm not wrong

[Anonymous No.17315834]

>>17315201
I know some who did it, but its hell of a time constraint. You might as well live in the office.

[Anonymous No.17315914]

>>17315201
>Is this what it feels like to make it?

Congratulations!

Now you're a low to no pay lackey for the inbred pedokike tribe.

Ya, you sure made it. You'll be jerking off shlomo and moshe while they slurp from the infant phallus fountain in no time.

[Anonymous No.17315973]

>>17315313
>Frog in ID
Hello Pepe how are your stonks performing today

[Anonymous No.17315975]

>>17315201
I got a JPMorgan internship 4 years ago, opens any door. Good job anon

[Anonymous No.17316013]

>>17315819
>Yes this is cope but I'm not wrong
2x cope
>>17315914
>he thinks Goldman Sachs internships (or any good IB) aren't paid
kek

[Anonymous No.17316017]

>>17315201
>I must, no, I can't... I feel it. Hnf, I'm going to... noooo, c-coooooming

[Anonymous No.17316055]

>>17315293
hes part of the /x/ schizo cross posters. Same as that faggot 42.Can you believe that piece of shit convinced his gf to take out a loan to buy crypto.

[Anonymous No.17316092]

>>17315269
>take an inexperienced drunk or drugged girl home and rape her
based

[Anonymous No.17316144]

Aren't fa's just glorified car salesmen?

[Anonymous No.17316316]

>>17316013
>too busy fapping to inbred kikes gang molesting their progeny to read

kek

[Anonymous No.17316636]

I knew someone at uni who got a position there as "risk advisor". all he knew was excel. nice guy but definitely a cuck. overachievers always become puppets to justify their "hard work"

[Anonymous No.17316739]

>>17315201
>first day at Goldman Sachs
recession starts

[Anonymous No.17316817]

>>17316316
>having not one but two (likely more) pictures of jews performing baby fellatio

[Anonymous No.17316841]

>>17316817
Jewgle keeps em safe anon.

[Anonymous No.17316846]

>internship
Have fun getting coffee and doing data entry for a pittance
>financial advisor
All they do is try to sell mongoloids financial constructions that they don't need
>Goldman Sachs
Dying business

Get into fintech consulting or if you're a brainlet, business controlling and you get to do cocaine everyday off of a whore's asscrack

[Anonymous No.17316872]

>>17316846
>pittance
You get like 10k for a few months work
>Goldman sachs
>dying business
next level cope