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17312920 No.17312920 [Reply] [Original]

>applying for a minimum wage $7.25 an hour job
>please use a cover letter
>list 10 references
>3 previous workplaces
>college degree
>your greatest weakness
>where you see yourself in 5 years
>explain any gaps in work history
>thank you for applying! We may or may not contact you :)

>> No.17312973

>>17312920

>Go to /biz for advice
>"Fuck jobs just buy $50,000 of mooningcoin silly"
>"Thanks!"

>> No.17312992
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17312992

>tfw 10 year gap in work history
I'm literally unemployable.

>> No.17313014

Lmao dude I got a job that pays me 8k a month and I did not have to provide anything. The interview was basically an explanation of the tasks followed by the questions if I want the job and if I can start on monday.

However it is quite boring, I probably work maybe 2 hours a day and the rest of the time I am browsing biz and twitter.

>> No.17313040

>>17313014
where and what

>> No.17313083

>>17312992
literally make something up like, you were living in south east asia with your own farm after backpacking in college and you stayed and now you are back taking care of your sick mother

like wtf anon have some imagination

>> No.17313090
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17313090

FUCK OLD PEOPLE NOT RETIRING AND PAJEETS TAKING OUR JOBS.

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.17313107

>>17312920
Don't let it get you down bro. There are a lot of boomers out there who think they can get quality for absolute bottom dollar

>> No.17313120

>>17312920
You can thank the Globalists for that. Borders exist for a fucking reason.

>> No.17313125

>>17312920
Do you have a serious example of such an onerous job application?

>> No.17313134

>>17312920
aim higher. whatever job you are applying for attracts burnouts and flakes. also just make shit up and hire people to pretend to be references. thats how I faked my way into a six figure salary job where I don't do anything but fuck off on 4chan all day.

>> No.17313174

>>17313083
This.
Most places don't don't actually check any of that. HR always has a lot on their plate and are trying to power thru their tasks as quickly as possible. They weed out the retards in the interview. They offer interviews to good resumes.

>> No.17313218

>>17313134
>thats how I faked my way into a six figure salary job where I don't do anything but fuck off on 4chan all day.
where and what

>> No.17313236

>>17313218
devops consultant. I won't say where.

>> No.17313331

>>17313014
How do I get this remote job

>> No.17313363

>>17312920
just make it up; fake it until you make it.

>> No.17313383

>>17313363
Make what up? The degree? The experience? How do you make it up in a way they won't catch?

>> No.17313582

>>17312920
>less than 2 linkies an hour

>> No.17313605

>>17313582
I can't use linkies to get more linkies without swinging and that's not gonna happen.

>> No.17313648

>>17313014
>LARP

>> No.17313677

what are you even doing applying for a wagecuck job like that in the first place.

Apply for jobs in small companies with way higher pay, its actually easier to get those than NPC positions.

>> No.17313725

>>17313677
examples?

>> No.17313941

>>17313040
Born and raised in switzerland. I work in finance and what I do is called model validation for financial models. However, the firm is very small (25 employees) and nothing is audited. So I just agree to the models and do some daily operational work.

>>17313331
There was luck involved because three people from the quant team resigned almost at the same time and the firm was pretty desperate to hire new ones. I am nowhere qualified enough to work as a quant. I have a degree in finance but suck at coding and the math is way out of my league.

>>17313648
Yeah whatever lets you sleep at night

>> No.17314033

>>17312920
This is why the boomer handshake meme is actually. Even if you have no work experience and whatever if you have the motivation and confidence to show up and talk to the manager in person it's basically a Chad move that puts you miles ahead of any virgin that applies to jobs online