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>Day 1 - no poop
>Day 2 - no poop
>Day 3 -
We have a situation here guys

>> No.17311510

>>17311508
try smoking a cig, always makes me shit

>> No.17311511

>>17311508
Metamucil dumbass

>> No.17311517

>>17311508
Eat chia seeds

>> No.17311522

>>17311508
I'm a carnivore so it's normal to barely poop

>> No.17311551

>>17311508
Drink 5 shots of espresso and wait for the explosion.

>> No.17311557

prune juice

>> No.17311592

>>17311557
This or some dried apricots...

>> No.17311601

>>17311508
Just poop lol

>> No.17311612

>>17311508
#hodl

>> No.17311623

>>17311508
>business and finance

>> No.17311633

>>17311508
drink lots of water. go for a walk. stretch your whole body lightly.
>>17311612
kek

>> No.17311650

no shit 2020; havent pooped since the 31st of Dec.

>> No.17311660

>>17311508
>>17311510
coffee and cigarettes is the best combo

>> No.17311666

>>17311508
indian identity crisis

>> No.17311706

Enema. It’s like telling your ass, “Dude, we are going to be taking a massive shit in about a minute and I am not taking no for an answer.”

>> No.17311725
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>>17311508
>read this post
>sudden urge to poop
>go poop
the situation is resolved guys

>> No.17311736

>>17311522
same. Once or twice a week. Normies will think this is a sign of poor health.

>> No.17312006

>>17311736
It is brainlet. Think about the volume of food you consume in 2 days. That's how much shit you have blocking up your intestines right now. I shit AT LEAST 3 times a day, sometimes 6

>> No.17312040

imagine being such a broken human being that you have problems pooping and shiet. some of ya'll got bigger problems than money. get healthy

>> No.17312270

>>17312006
>He eats indigestable waste

>> No.17312313

I didn't poop for 3 weeks once

>> No.17312332

>>17312270
>what is fibre and why do you need it

>> No.17312341

>>17311508
Chug a half gallon of apple cider

>> No.17312470

>>17312313
Stop bullshitting, you would have dieded

>> No.17312508

>>17312470
I kid you not
Haven't you heard, you can reach the moon with a stretched out long intestine

>> No.17312517

>>17312470
he did stop shitting, not sure about the bull thing tho

>> No.17312537

>>17312006
>He never went carnivore
You have no clue what you are talking about.

>> No.17312554

>>17311508
Adderall

>> No.17312557

>>17312332
>Inflammation causing trash
BTW carnivore cured my ulcerative colitis in 3 weeks.

>> No.17312567

>>17312557
is this really true?
im a doctor and very interesting in your story.

>> No.17312577

>>17311508
I poop once or twice a day. When I don’t I feel weird.

>> No.17312582

>>17311511
This is the best advice your going to get.

Take it everyday

>> No.17312589

>>17311508
>he doesn't hold his shit in indefinitely
It's like nofap bro, it gets reabsorbed into the body. I'm not even kidding, lookup the hashtag #NoPoo.

>> No.17312590

>>17312567
Yes and there are many other stories like mine. I feel better than ever. No more pain or inflammation.

>> No.17312683

>>17311736
It is you absolute retard, even if you eat meat you should beshitting every day, I bet you're a landwhale burger eating and sitting on your ass all day.

Try to eat some prunes, since they are so sweet your burger brain maybe will take it as a candy

>> No.17312702

>>17311508
you don't need to have a shit daily, that is a meme based on high carb nigger diets in Africa
every 2-3 days is actually normal when you eat right

>> No.17312729

>>17311551
jesus he asked to poo not for a bowel torture experience.

>> No.17312734

>>17312006
>That's how much shit you have blocking up your intestines right now
That's only the case when you eat indigestible garbage, as recommended by (((them))).
Eating your naturally intended diet, which allowed you to evolve the big brain that you're using to waste time on an anime forum, creates very little waste.

>> No.17312764

>>17312734
Yeah don't listen to these retards they can't understand that if you only eat animal products your body produces very little waste.

But when u do shit, boy it's the healthiest looking shit ever.

>> No.17312767

Actual laxatives usually help me the best. Exlax is fine, get some magnesium citrate if you're hardcore and want to completely shit your brains out.

>> No.17312802

>>17312557
Do you supplement at all? Carnivore interests me but i'm still convinced there could be issues in the long term.

>> No.17312809

I feel uncomfortable all day if i don't poop in the morning. It's only normal i eat food, it digests overnight and i get rid of the waste in the morning before i start my day. Seriously anons, do not neglect your health for the pursuit money. Health > Wealth. Anyone who disagrees doesn't know shit about life.

>> No.17312811

Carnitards are gayer than vegans

low carb and fasting is the way to go

>> No.17312828

https://chriskresser.com/myths-and-truths-about-fiber/

>> No.17312854

>>17311508
Stop taking opiates then, idiot

>> No.17312866

>>17311508
try drinking anything hot

>> No.17312868

>>17311660
Came here to say this. Nothing fills a bowl faster than coffee and cigarettes.

>> No.17312892

>>17311511
based grandpa
>>17311508
>he doesn't walk every day for a health 1-2 clean tp shits per day
>>17311551
i've heard multiple people talk about coffee products causing the shits but I haven't experienced it myself even when downing 18-20 cups per day
>wtf too much
i know, i no longer do it

>> No.17312894

>>17312809
>It's only normal i eat food, it digests overnight and i get rid of the waste in the morning before i start my day.
Think about that for a second. Would you rather empty your bowels constantly, or eat food that is nutrient rich enough that your body actually holds onto it and uses as much of it as it can?
Shit is called "waste" for a reason. In high-fiber high-carb diets, you are essentially constantly just shitting out non-nutrient material. So the more you shit, the worse your diet.

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17312903

Get you some glycerin suppositories, op. You'll shit for sure.

>> No.17312911

>>17311508
I once didn't shit for 7 days during a heroin binge. Ripped my asshole completely up when I finally did. So much blood I though I was going to die.

>> No.17312912
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17312912

eat chocolate.

>> No.17312914

>>17311508
chia seeds bro
gods little miracles

>> No.17312921

>>17312892
Does walking help? I've got a desk job, have for years, but recently my shitting schedule is irregular.

>> No.17312924

>>17312903
If you need to use these or take lax to shit, you are doing something seriously wrong diet-wise.

>> No.17312939

https://efukt.com/20667_The_Prune_Brothers.html

>> No.17312943

>>17312921
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/16028436
>CONCLUSIONS: In middle-aged inactive subjects with symptoms of chronic constipation, it is advisable to promote regular physical activity since it improves both the defecation pattern and rectosigmoid or total colonic transit time.

>> No.17312945

>>17311508

Eat some beans, nigga. Before it bursts from your chest.

>> No.17312963

>>17311508
Take out your butt plug

>> No.17313004

>>17311666
Kekw and checkw

>> No.17313012

>>17312802
No I just make sure I get salt and ample fat from high quality meat.
Sometimes I will make an electrolyte drink called snake juice and sometimes I experiment with organs.

>> No.17313017

>>17312590
>>17312567
>>17312557
Be very careful with this. I was in remission from ulcerative colitis and I went on the high protein /fit/ sticky diet. What started off with protein farts lead to a horrible recurrence of UC. He careful.

>> No.17313039

>>17311508
dunno, but maybe a fat black hooker with a strapon could help in your situation?

>> No.17313095

>>17312683
I train every other day and have visible abs, but i'm not carnivore for looks. I'm trying to cure my autism with this diet. And adhd. I'm definitely calmer and less fogged now. Not to mention no bloating ever. And no negative symptoms so far.

>> No.17313128

>>17313012
do you have dairy?

>> No.17313196

>>17313012
Are you the meme kind of carnivore who eats only meat and drinks water? me personally I eat everything from animals except cheese and honey. My stables are eggs, grass fed meat and grass fed tallow/butter and milk. Trying to get raw milk in the near future. And my grass fed meat is basically safe for tartar my butcher reassured me, so I could probably eat raw. Then liver once or twice a week. Feeling good so far, although if I don't eat enough fat I experience constipation sometimes. So always make sure to eat plenty fat.

>> No.17313280

>>17313017
There is a huge difference between high protein and carnivore.
>>17313128
Sometimes cheese but I am cutting it out to see how it affects me.
>>17313196
Nah I experiment because the diet can be boring. I use high quality Irish butter, Celtic salt, and eat mostly fatty cuts as well as eggs and bacon (but rarely bacon)

I don't do raw but I like it more rare than medium

>> No.17313297

>>17313196
I also only drink Evian water because of the minerals.

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17313367

Hey everyone OP here.

I pooped.

That is all have a nice day.

>> No.17313382

ENEMA
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>> No.17313393

>>17313297
>>17313280
Sounds good

>> No.17313405

I tried only eating bacon and ribeyes but on the third day of noshit +keto flu I got spooked out.

>> No.17313438

>>17313405
>keto flu
salt retard

>> No.17313639

>>17311508
Dont panic!!
remember youve been drinking 2 much mana

>> No.17313642

>>17312537
>>17312557
These ridiculous restrictive diets are a meme. You may have cured your colitis but you're setting yourself up for all kinds of serious health problems later in life if you cut out entire food groups and don't eat a balanced diet.

If the human body is only supposed to eat meat and isn't designed to produce shit why the fuck do we have large intestines, bowels and an anus? They just evolved for no reason?

Jewish conspiracies are real but there is no one tricking you into eating the 'fibre jew' . It is good for you

>> No.17313665

>>17313367
Saved

>> No.17313693

>>17311736
this, probably every 5 days for me

pooing every day is a habit you must break out of

>> No.17313712

>>17313280
1. Get your cholesterol checked.
2. Get your lung capacity checked
3. Get your blood pressure checked
3. Do a body fat % check and see how much visceral fat you have
4. Attempt to do cardio and see how horrendously unfit your diet of butter, cheese and fatty meat has made you

>> No.17313781

>>17313642
What nutrition is missing in animal foods? And nobody said we don't shit.

>> No.17313791

>>17313367
Thank God, I was so worried about you OP. Also I’m pooping as I write this.

>> No.17313815

>>17313693
This really isnt good you are building up endotoxin

>> No.17313823

>>17313712
Lol I am way healthier than before the diet. Also all of your bullshit had been debunked. Carnivore is not new faggot.

>> No.17313843

>>17313642
You are a fucking meme I feel like a God. Stay eating carbs goy. Our intestines are not meant for vegetables.

>> No.17313873

>>17313781
Vitamin C for a start. Even the tiny amounts that exist in meat are destroyed in the cooking process, so enjoy your scurvy I guess.

>> No.17313893

>>17313873
No carnivore has ever contacted scurvy and also your need for but c changes if you don't ingest carbs, who would've thunk.

>> No.17313910

>>17313893
Vit* not but

>> No.17313911

>>17312006
>shitting 6 times a day is normal
This is America.

>> No.17313936

pee high shit low

>> No.17313978

>>17313873
Also you can eat liver and get a shit ton of vitamin c. Kys retard

>> No.17313996

>>17313712
Everything is completely opposite of what you think. My breathing has only improved, but you think i'm just a carnivore shill at this point. All I can say is try it for 1 month.

>> No.17313998

>>17313978
Unless you're eating that liver raw you're getting zero vit c from it. KYS shill faggot

>> No.17314024

>>17313998
Wrong.

>> No.17314042

>>17311551
Of your heart

>> No.17314046
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>>17314024
Show me your proofs then

>> No.17314065

>>17313996
I'm about to leave this thread and go do an intense work out with my week carnivore ass. Let them die of disease caused by inflammation lol cya

>> No.17314078

>>17314046
I am living proof and so is Shawn Baker and every other carnivore that cured their autoimmune disorder.

>> No.17314090

>>17314046
Also you ignored the fact that you don't need vitamin c because you aren't eating carbs. You need C to digest carbs. Look up the science it's out there. Bye fatty.

>> No.17314092

>>17311612
XD fuck you

>> No.17314136 [DELETED] 

>>17311508
Most likely because you're a burger on amerifat diet

>> No.17314160

>>17314078
Cringe. You sound like some dumb middle aged roastie talking about her homeopathic treatment and how it cured all her problems. If you want to give yourself heart disease and bowel cancer be my guest.

>> No.17314165

>>17313712
meatheals.com

>> No.17314209

Carnivore might be useful for some people but if you dont include organ meats and high glycine cuts/bone broth you will end up giving yourself cancer

>> No.17314220

>>17313367
I'm happy for you anon. You have a nice day too.

>> No.17314314

>>17313791
>phoneposter

>> No.17314359

>>17314065
>>17314078
>>17314090
>3 replies in a row
Dude calm down

>> No.17314510

>>17313438
Seasoned the steak and bacon is covered in sodium you mong.

>> No.17314549

>>17313791
Same

>> No.17314715

>>17312567
>im a doctor and very interesting in your story.
Doubtful

>> No.17314756

Snort a line of meth, your entire intestines will liquidate in minutes

>> No.17315288

>>17314359
This demonstrates nicely the elevated cortisol and estrogen levels that come with carnivore dieting

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>>17311522
>>17311736
>>17312006
>>17313095
>>17313693
>All these retards who aren't REGULAR
once a day faggots. I know you dumb cunts can't balance a checkbook but can't you at least eat a balanced diet?

>> No.17315691

>>17315480
Yep. I shit once a day. It's normal when you eat a high fiber diet.

There's a reason colon cancer is so prevalent. Because most people barely shit which destroys your intestine with it rotting in there for days on end.

>> No.17315752

>>17315691
It's both though. Too much wears out the lining before your body even has enough time to relube your intestines, too little leaves you prone to infections, swelling from white blood cell activity in the lining fighting off bacteria.
Look at that shit on the food [shape] and eat some of each one. Ignore the shape and make sure you get what your body needs.

>> No.17315901

>>17315752
Yep. I eat every food group. The secret to eating is fighting inflammation. Research is still in the early stages but results look promising.

https://www.health.harvard.edu/staying-healthy/foods-that-fight-inflammation

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>> No.17316005

>>17311706
This, or a suppository but those don’t always work.

>> No.17316038

>>17311508
Drink 1 cup of olive oil and hold the fuck on

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17316124

I would suggest porridge, your majesty

>> No.17316153

>>17311623
ikr

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>post thread with legitmate business and finance topic
>2 replies
>thread about constipation
>most active discussion in catalog

>> No.17316184

>>17311508
I've gone 10 days without shitting several times.

>> No.17316190

>>17311508
Pickles.
If you know, you know.

>> No.17316445

>>17312470
No wait... he is a 4chan browser and he thinks he's gonna get rich through crypto... Yeah i think it checks out i can buy it

>> No.17316448

listen to craig talk about shit he knows nothing about, always a great laxative

>> No.17316489

>>17316168
All the stressed out constipated link faggots are in this post trying to figure out how to literally fix their shit lmaooo

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>>17315901
Read this if you haven't already. I haven't read it in years so don't quote me line for line.
I'm very familiar with inflammation because my dad has an interferon adjacent autoimmune disease and rheumatoid arthritis.
It's a history of cancer but the moral of the story is essentially inflammation bad.
Stay R E G U L A R my dude.

>> No.17316496

>>17311508
Drink a monster or something very high in caffeine, caffeine makes people shit. Then get fiber supplements and put them in your food until you're shitting normally again. If that doesn't work, you can try giving yourself an enema if you're brave

>> No.17316505

>>17311510
I think you're putting it in the wrong end dude.

>> No.17316532

>>17312470
Happened to me once too. When I finally shat it was like a brick. I thought my anus would be permanently damaged.

>> No.17316540

>>17313693
youre a complete moron. you have to shit once a day to be cleansed of toxins

>> No.17316576

>>17312567
Haven’t eaten anything but meat and eggs in years and my shit is never constipated and only need to go once or twice a week. Plant consumption is the biggest Jew success story of history.

>> No.17316919

>>17312868
This. Basically coffee if it's before the afternoon, cigarette if it's after. Wagie gotta go to bed early.

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>>17316919
Funny story bro but it's a all personal. I can't have nicotine or I actually become an insomniac. Me I prefer eight foot punch. Alcohol will dehydrate you and you'll shit quick. That or throw up.