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17310711 No.17310711 [Reply] [Original]

How are you going to make wagies seethe once you're financially independent? Let's gather ideas!
I plan on waking up early on a monday in the spring/early summer when it's beautiful outside and time it so I'm on the road at around 7:30 but instead of going to work I'm going to a park with my gf to have a picnic and enjoy the weather. I'm going to drive as slowly as possible while smiling and singing along to the radio, exaggerating my facial expressions so as to throw the wagies passing by me in a fit of rage. I'll make sure they see I'm wearing a T-shirt and also leave the picnic basket and blankets visible so they'll know 100% that I'm not going to work.

>> No.17310722

>>17310711
kek

but you can do better than that

>> No.17310818

>>17310722
Well let's hear your idea

>> No.17311100

Go shit on their carpet wagies are not home.

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17311803

>>17310711
I usually sneak a small bottle of vegetable oil into the theater with me. If the movie is bad I'll have some fun in the aisles with the oil on my way out

>> No.17311819

Leave us alone. It’s hard enough to get through the day without wanting to kms

>> No.17312699

>>17310711
You guys have some weird fantasies. It’s going to be really disappointing when you grow up and realize nobody cares about you or whether you “make it” or not or really anything you do.