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[Anonymous No.17274617]

I was at the ETHdenver hackaton yesterday. We all watched Sergey's enthusiastic speech, his charisma and charm. Naturally, I wanted to meet Sergey and talk to him, but when he exited the stage where the cameras couldn't see him, he suddenly disappeared in front of my eyes! I couldn't make sense of this until I noticed a huge projection array at the ceiling. Sergey was just a hologram, he wasn't actually on stage. Now it made all the sense that someone had to come upstage and plug the video cable into his computer. I saw some wires leading from the projectors behind a backstage door, so I decided to investigate. When I opened the door, and by Allah's word I am a man who is not scared of much, but that sight terrified me more than anything in the world. Inside the room, an extremely obese man sat on the floor, he must have weight at least 2000 pounds. He had no shirt on and his breasts were bigger than any pornstar you've seen. Next to that man were two people I recognized very much. Rory and Adelyn, who were standing on his right side, feeding this massive glucose monster big macs faster than chainlink announces partnerships. I don't think he was even hungry. On his left side, there was a full hospital team ready with defibrillators in case Sergey got another heart attack. There was a microphone hanging from the ceiling and a full visual artist team in the back, who were responsible for generating the fake Sergey hologram on stage. At one moment Sergey farted and I swear you could hear the vibrations in the air. Nobody even acknowledged it, just one person coughed akwardly. I could not believe my own eyes and immediately logged on to Binance and sold all my chainlink. I advise anyone to do the same. This is not okay.

[Anonymous No.17274826]

thanks just bought 100k mcdonalds shares