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[Anonymous No.17272990]

Been a wild couple of days hasn’t it boys?

Well the ride hasn’t even begun. I feel like you guys deserve to know that Tuesday’s news is going to shoot a speedball straight into the jugular of the market.

We now have people on the team who are VERY conscious of the impact of these presentations on price. In 2020, every speech is tactical, groundbreaking and revelatory in some way.

This board is a hotbed of chaos and bullshit but every once in a while, a tasty nugget lands on your plate. This is one such nugget.

Eat it or leave it.

[Anonymous No.17272998]

>>17272990
The nugget is special and hot out of Adelyn's anus.

[Anonymous No.17273019]

>>17272990
How wild would it be if Sergey rolls up, skinny as fuck with a new liposuction body.

If he did that, I'd hold my stinkies until the sun runs out of hydrogen.

[Anonymous No.17273038]

The chinks are awake and buying yesss pumppppp

[Anonymous No.17273072]

>>17272990
God im happy

[Anonymous No.17273075]

>>17272990
>>Eat it or leave it.
sorry i skimmed over the rest of the post but did somebody say EATING SHIT OH FUCK IMAGINE THE SMEELL IMAGINE HER FAT LADY LOGS BEING SQUEEZED OUT INTO YOUR MOUTH AND EATING HER WARM SHIT OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

[Anonymous No.17273083]

>>17273019
kek

[Anonymous No.17273091]

>>17272990
I'm so excited for us

[Anonymous No.17273108]

>>17273019

Kek'd

[Anonymous No.17273132]

>>17272990
Stay Humble goys.

[Anonymous No.17273141]

>>17272990
Good god I’m so incredibly excited for you guys

[Anonymous No.17273174]

>>17272990
insignificant orchestrators

[Anonymous No.17273180]

GOD CHRIST
WALLA ACKBAR
PRAISE SERGEY

[Anonymous No.17273200]

>>17272990
Wow, very informative!
Thank you for taking the time to update us on this incredible information!

[Anonymous No.17273245]

stop

[Anonymous No.17273269]

>>17272990
Theres no presentation on Tuesday you larping piece of shit, it's a nothing burger fireside chat that isnt even being live streamed

[Anonymous No.17273386]

>>17273269
i would do the needful if i were in cali

[Anonymous No.17273399]

wtf why does everyone keep mentioning tuesday
no 'event' ever pushes the price except mainnet

[Anonymous No.17273427]

>>17272990
Anyone got the link to the website where some anon stashed all the link memes ?

[Anonymous No.17273460]

>>17273245
I love seeing this image because I made it during the darkest hours of the link lore. Soon after things started to pick up and we never saw under 20 cents again. God what a journey it's been. Made so many frens along the way and I'm very grateful for it all.

[Anonymous No.17273463]

>>17272990
Priced in

[Anonymous No.17273477]

Guys i suffer from extreme solipsism I've slept with 200 women but am a financial failure I only have 1000 link is my life real and will I ever make it or will I die ?

[Anonymous No.17273503]

I keep getting cucked by less attractive males with smaller penises then me why am I losing what am I doing wrong was I abducted by aliens or part of a g9vermeny experiment as a newborn? I only hold 1k link is it worth waiting should I just end it? Are better times even coming?

[Anonymous No.17273509]

>>17272990
PLEASE STOP FUCKING BUYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111!!!!!!!! NO VOLUME WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

[Anonymous No.17273510]

Reminder that such events are often targeted and dumped on.

In saying that, a Mixicles announcement isn't out of the equation.

[Anonymous No.17273515]

>>17273503
>>17273477
there is no solution to solipsism, learn to live with that, yes just keep holding, 1k will be enough

[Anonymous No.17273516]

>>17273503
END IT. YOU HAD 2 YEARS. MARKET SELL NOW.

[Anonymous No.17273517]

Sell signal

[Anonymous No.17273523]

>>17272990
Americans aren't even awake. WTF is with this pamp?

[Anonymous No.17273524]

I just put this meme together, I dunno it's kind of dumb, but I hope you guys like it.

[Anonymous No.17273525]

>>17273477
>I've slept with 200 women
>Like this is an achievement, not a fault

[Anonymous No.17273547]

>>17273524
A++

[Anonymous No.17273549]

>>17273427
Chainlink hub is what I think you are referring to. Just google that and should pop up.

[Anonymous No.17273565]

>>17273460
And here I am. I discovered link when it was between 0.40 and 0.70, but never bought any crypto coins and didn't even have the money back then. Abandoned biz, went into wagecucking and now I see Link at $4.5.
Sad life.

And no, I can't get in anymore, $4 is super risky. Even if it dumps to $3.

[Anonymous No.17273570]

>>17273565
Some people just never learn

[Anonymous No.17273577]

>>17273523
American here. How am I supposed to sleep during this pamp?

[Anonymous No.17273578]

>>17273524
lel need some shitcoin logos on the seething faces.

[Anonymous No.17273584]

>>17273523
Oracle is huge, anon. It put us in the top 4 already, but the market needs time to adjust to that reality.

[Anonymous No.17273589]

>>17273577
same here, lets just stay awake til tuesday, i've got coffee

[Anonymous No.17273593]

>>17273570
Yeah, like I'm gonna buy Link right before it's gonna dump.
Honestly, I never expected bitcoin to boom again, either. Guess I will have to learn about crypto now and start dropshipping too, I can't stand the wagecuckoldry...

[Anonymous No.17273599]

>>17273584
Yeah we have seen some nice pumps lately, but I really don't believe the market has reacted to oracle yet or Arbitrum fully yet

[Anonymous No.17273601]

I always doubted this as a biz meme but fuck you you guys were right.

[Anonymous No.17273602]

American here about to go to bed. I feel like I'm going to wake up either at $5.00 or $4.00. Let us hope for the best. Good nite frens

[Anonymous No.17273607]

>>17273599
it needs to be confirmed officially for a proper reaction

[Anonymous No.17273616]

>>17273549
Thats the one, cheers pal

[Anonymous No.17273625]

>>17273599
>but I really don't believe the market has reacted to oracle yet or Arbitrum fully yet
That was my point; Oracle just put Chainlink in the top 4, but the market needs some time to adjust to this new reality.

Hell, a bunch of shitcoins pumped on hardly any news at all as much as Chainlink did on the Oracle thing.
And we're still only rank 14 too.

[Anonymous No.17273758]

>>17272990
Dude, gief more info how can we trust this

[Anonymous No.17273769]

I feel that I can look back on all of this now and understand why we believed what we did at the time, and why we were so hopeful. It's not like it was as obvious as some other projects - but unfortunately some of you have not come to the realization that you are coping with financial stockholm syndrome. You still persist in flooding this board for validation, but it's so painfully clear that the spammers are nothing but desperate, emotional bagholders trying to circlejerk one last exit spurt out of this now provably centralized, amateur shitcoin.

Chainlink's team is literally dumping all over us as we speak. Sergey just has a few more presentations to go where he drags his drag his fat, tech-illiterate ass like a dog with worms before an audience of college freshmen who wanted to play with crypto as a hobby and then he can finally cash out his own stack and retire early. He could go up on stage, announce the cessation of the project, and then post pictures from some beautiful beach in czech every day and you would still hold onto your extremely overvalued stacks. They don't even dump on you themselves. That's how bad it is at this point - they can literally use a bot to sell off huge amounts of link every single day and know that you'll just make up cope because it's too hard to accept. This proves that the team is definitely aware of the sentiment on this board - they know that old retards and new suckers alike are trapped now. Sergey could show up to his presentations drunk at this point and you imbeciles would just try to claim that he's a chad despite the fact that he is a soft and timid little eunuch who is clearly in way over his head. But then again, so are you.

The difference is, is that he's going to walk away an insanely rich man while you're going to be flipping burgers and imagining yourself in sports cars for the next 40 years until you die of heart failure from eating big-macs 'ironically.'

[Anonymous No.17273812]

>>17273570
Some people arent meant to make it. Who will work in the factories and produce stuff for us to consume? Who will make me my food and clothes? Not billionaire neets that's for sure. Some poorfag wagies gotta show up and do it.

[Anonymous No.17273832]

It’s fucking HABBENING

[Anonymous No.17273879]

>>17273019

Fuck you man, I've been laughing at the picture for 5 solid minutes now for no good reason.

[Anonymous No.17273891]

>>17272990
Soon my children
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4i4uwgxdao

[Anonymous No.17273913]

>>17272990
I unironically love sergey

[Anonymous No.17274152]

Ni hao wealthy flannelman

[Anonymous No.17274167]

I love every single one of you

[Anonymous No.17274181]

no one fucking knew about ETH when it was exploding.. we are going high boys... this is ground zero

[Anonymous No.17274209]

YESTERDAY ALL MY TROUBLE SEEMED SO FAR AWAY

[Anonymous No.17274671]

>>17273565
Less risky now than it was at 1 dollar.

[Anonymous No.17274862]

>>17273578
this

[Anonymous No.17275138]

>>17273879
∩( ・ω・)∩

[Anonymous No.17275148]

If you don't swing at least 10% around the 175-180k eth range then I don't know what the fuck you are doing at the moment niggers.

[Anonymous No.17275179]

>>17273565
You'll look back to this post in a few months time and realise you have done the same mistake again.

[Anonymous No.17275220]

>>17273565
How is it more risky than it was at 50 cents? You're actually braindead

[Anonymous No.17275276]

>>17273565
Buy $20 worth
Then just forget about it
At least that way you can get a months worth of snacks paid for, and if it dies, well, you only lost $20
Do it now
NOW

[CLP No.17275334]

I listened to you guys here after I got into cryptos only a few short months ago. I got into linkies as much as I could. Doubled my investment even as I only got in at 1.85. Feels good man. The last couple of weeks have been pure addiction and joy watching the price go up. This crypto shit is great.

My philosophy of investing is simple: spend that money and act like its been pissed away. Like I made a Foolish decision. Whatever gains you make are a gift from the Invisible Hand. Its only money anyway. Gonna ride the Tiger and see where we end up.

Godspeed brothers and sisters.

[Anonymous No.17275342]

I’m financially ruined

[Anonymous No.17275345]

>>17275334
>I got into cryptos only a few short months ago
>The last couple of weeks have been pure addiction and joy watching the price go up
Oh boy you are in for a wild emotional roller coaster. If you should kill yourself, stream it on bitwave.tv

[thnqrt No.17275347]

noice

[Anonymous No.17275348]

>>17273427
https://m.imgur.com/a/GnW0DmO
https://m.imgur.com/a/bklfSCi

Here you go nulinker. Thats all the spoon feeding for today.

[Anonymous No.17275360]

>>17275334
This reads like a 2017 r/cc post. Sell signal.

[CLP No.17275376]

>>17275345
Nah. Been through worse. Haven't even put in 1000. If I get the slightest of and kind of advantage out of this Ill be ok.

*shrugs* Its just money.

[CLP No.17275396]

>>17275360
Whatever. I'm holding on. Didn't even put in a 1000 yet. No huge stack by any means. Shits and giggles. Shits and giggles.

[Anonymous No.17275399]

>>17275334
If you continued to put in money until January, you would’ve been on the high IQ side. But you’ll still make it fren. Good luck.

[Anonymous No.17275404]

>>17275376
Go back

>>17275360
Unironically those kind of messages made me swing a little stack

[CLP No.17275446]

>>17275404
Doing what I can with the means I got. My stupid Foolishness will only make this funny. And yes. I have no idea what Im saying. I am a jackass here. You know it. I know it. Stacy knows it. But that's my appeal baby. Its all gonna be ok. Soon we'll all be sitting on a beach, making 20 percent. And not falling from Nakatomi Plaza.

[Anonymous No.17275501]

>>17273565
>And no, I can't get in anymore, $4 is super risky.

This is why you never bought in in the first place. Not because you were "poor". If you understood the value of Link, you would have had your eyes on it the entire time and would found a way to build up a Linklet stack at the bare minimum.

[Anonymous No.17275511]

>>17275446
If you checked my dubs, you would’ve gotten trips mate. Stop being a newfag and lurk more.

[Anonymous No.17275533]

>>17273565
you know, you’re just gonna have to accept that you won’t ever make it. you will remember this post in a few months when link is $50+ and you will still not comprehend the symbiotic link between risk and reward. no doubt you will cope post saying we all ‘got lucky’ too. enjoy wagecucking for the rest of your life.

[Anonymous No.17275537]

>>17275334
> Buying is easy bros!

It's easy to say this when you bought before it kept going up. Try saying this when the price flounders for months and there's complete radio silence from the team.

[CLP No.17275543]

>>17275511
Checked.

[Anonymous No.17275552]

>>17273565
>didn't even have the money back then
those who saw the writing on the wall found the money
where is oatmeal anon when you need him

[Anonymous No.17275564]

>>17275552
>those who saw the writing on the wall found the money
Truer words have not been spoken.

[Anonymous No.17275565]

>>17273477
Nah you fucked around too much probably thinking you were better than people that stayed in on weekends trading crypto. It's our turn to be chad now. You'll do alright though. 1k was always the suicide stack.

[Anonymous No.17275787]

>>17273565
This was almost me when link was under two dollars. I’ll hold every link like it was a million dollars and I’ll find ways of getting more but I’ll never be this dumb again.

[Anonymous No.17276232]

>>17273565
Yes... Yes...

You're fulfilling your destiny. You were never destined for greatness. Only to be a servile goyim and debt slave to your true masters. Now you finally realise. Now return to your wagecucking mission at once, Darth Wager.

[Anonymous No.17276245]

>>17275334
Absolute state of /biz/
I just sold the top, see you suckers at $2.50

[Anonymous No.17276261]

>>17276232

[0x64405208262A86df35E65cdefAF5(...) No.17276267]

>>17273891
BOOM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzWjpjnRf-s

[Anonymous No.17276317]

>>17276261
Oh... I'm afraid this oracle network will be quite...operational when your friends and reddit normies arrive...

An entire LEGION of my best 4chan trolls and fudders awaits them. We are quite safe from your pitiful band here...

[Anonymous No.17276333]

>>17273565
You don’t understand risk then. Much less risky now than it was sub $2. You’ve been paying attention the past few weeks right?

[Anonymous No.17276346]

>>17276232

Kek

[Anonymous No.17276447]

>>17273524
Never underestimate a power of positive thoughts.

[Anonymous No.17276485]

Every presentation aside from Consensys last year (mainnet Ann) has been a complete letdown and the price tanked. Expecting more of the same on Tuesday

[Anonymous No.17276563]

>>17276485
This pump has nothing to do with Tuesday.

[Anonymous No.17276584]

>>17276563
I know that was the implication from my post, but I didn't explicitly say that. Just saying to expect a dump if no major news

[Anonymous No.17276594]

>>17276584
Why would it dump if there's no major news Tuesday when the pump has nothing to do with Tuesday?

[Anonymous No.17276617]

>>17276245
He's just a small town Pajeet
Shitting on a lonely street
He took the midnight train to
Cal
Cut
Uhhhhh

[Anonymous No.17277382]

>>17276267
nice umake this?

[Anonymous No.17277547]

>>17276267
I enjoyed this. Thanks anon.

[Anonymous No.17277612]

>>17273565
Risky was going all in when we weren't sure of all the breadcrumbs. Now it's not risky at all. Fucking take a loan and go all in. Even if we tank in the short term you will be laughing your ass off after the Golden bullrun of 2021.

[Anonymous No.17277620]

>>17273578
>Imagine being this autistic and not realizing they are happy for her

[Anonymous No.17278101]

>>17272990
>t.random internet loser

[Anonymous No.17278185]

>>17275533
Checked

[Anonymous No.17278221]

>>17273565
I knew about it when it was $0.20, then it pumpded up to $1.20 thanks to AssBlaster and I sold everything, never went back in again for too long.

I hate me.

[Anonymous No.17278223]

>>17272990
Reminder that the conference will likely be a nothing burger and the price will dump an hour before it as newfags FOMO and bid the price up, like every other conference link has ever had (with the exception of Consensys 2019)