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What's the first thing you'll do on the day LINK reaches $1000?

>> No.17271751

>>17271747
Sell

>> No.17271753

>>17271747
fuck a tranny

>> No.17271755

>>17271747
Keep hodling.
$81K 2026

>> No.17271766

>>17271747
Cry. Knowing that I've made it and never have to worry about money ever again. Treat my bro and family nice. Hopefully I've had a gf by then but if not my wealth will hopefully give me some confidence to seek one. No over the top showing off though.

>> No.17271778

>>17271753
Lol ew.

>> No.17271779

ask my mom if she needs anything

>> No.17271793

>>17271747
check /biz/ of course.

>> No.17271795

>>17271747
Link will be $50 max. Stop with this $1k shit some of these brainlets here actually believe it

>> No.17271796

>>17271766
>have a gf
Bro retain your seed until you are ready to have children.

>> No.17271818

>>17271793
Only correct answer
>>17271795
heretic

>> No.17271868

Wake up.
Grab a brush an put on a little make-up.
Hide the scars to fade away the shake-up.

>> No.17271887

big mac meal, medium fries, large coke, apple pie.

>> No.17271896
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17271896

>>17271747
By my parents a house with a bigger basement for me to live in.

>> No.17271912
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17271912

>>17271887
>medium fries
>not large
>not doing this every time we hit a new ATH

>> No.17271918
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17271918

>>17271747
Go to /biz and ask how to go to the yacht party !
Btw do I have to plan for a VR yacht party event or is someone doing something else ?

Seeing how I don't feel anything from the Link price increases and don't check the price often I may only realize that I made it a few days or weeks later.

>> No.17271921

>>17271793
yes

>> No.17271936

If by some miracle, all of the losers who spew nothing but hatred, misogyny and bigotry end up striking it rich because of Chainlink I'll have no faith in a God. Two: I will likely neck knowing this world truly is a clown world

>> No.17271954

>>17271793
The chaos of anons live-streaming their own necking and others live streaming themselves fucking 10 girls at once will be a once in a lifetime experience

>> No.17271968

>>17271747
I'll seek spinal surgery that gives me the capability to bend enough to suck my own dick

>> No.17272004
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17272004

>>17271936
>If
You mean when.

>> No.17272061

>>17271755
Checked

>> No.17272106
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17272106

Rent out a cheap motel room and hire a high-class hooker and order an extra large pepperoni pizza.
I'm a simple kind of guy.

>> No.17272125

>>17271912
https://youtu.be/L2zLx4Co720

>> No.17272152

Plane ticket to Antarctica, then fucking the hottest Hollow Earth women.

>> No.17272158

>>17271936
Rabid eugenecists were already billionaires and shaping world history in the last century and you're worried about people who make memes getting rich?