/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.17241709]

>staking
>postponed indefinitely
>700k dumps turn to 3,5m dumps
>we are expanding
>3,5m dumps turn to even larger dumps
>w-we really need the money f-for uh development
>circulating supply is at 650m
>brand new heartbeats!
>100 of them, 100 link paid every minute, looks broken
>flaw in the heartbeat contract, looking for a fix.
>contract sends heartbeat payments to sergey's wallet at a rate of 10k link/minute
>we have fixed the issue with new heartbeats
>team of pajeets doing it manually. atleast the aggregation works.
>community hackathon 1000 link to winner
>circulating supply is at 800m, host events as distraction to dump the rest
>chainlink staking release sibos 2020
>perfect, seems legit, prepare final dump
>sibos 2020, this time INSIDE the public toilets
>smart contract triggers 200m link market sell when staking tweet is out
>staking is out
>linkmarines ecstatic, they don't notice the supply
>we thank you for your service, linkmarines
>that's weird, why did they tweet that out
>the first linkies notice the now fully inflated supply
>didn't see; never selling
>sergey is enjoying his 2 billion dollars in the caribbean
>never thought pulling a scam could be this easy!
>BUT WAIT
>something is wrong
>sergey feels empty inside
>that's weird, feels like something's missing
>he decides to check cmc for link's price
>oh no no no no, phfh... ppfaahahahahaaaahhhhahaaaaa!!
>aaaah, that's what i was missing, hahhahaah
>it's not even a single satoshi, how will the linkmarines cope
>i can't believe i actually made $2bln with an erc-10 scam token
>linkmarines bought the dip, all the way down to their last breath
>thank you for your service, link.. ppffthhpf .. marines! pfhhahahahahaha

[Anonymous No.17242047]

Bumping so you get shit on

[Anonymous No.17242057]

>>17241709
Cope.

[Anonymous No.17242076]

everyone knows it's a scam, it's a game of chicken to exit scam the most normies

[Anonymous No.17242385]

>>17241709
Cope.

[Anonymous No.17242450]

>>17241709
Based

[Anonymous No.17242453]

>>17241709
>typing out / saving pastas for an allegedly irrelevant token that you don't hold
stay mad
stay poor
stay priced out, nigger
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[Anonymous No.17242461]

Chainlink's business model:
There's no need to generate profits. Just dump our shittokens whenever needed.

[Anonymous No.17242566]

>>17241709
I can’t imagine the pain of watching this pump day after day when it was so obvious and laid out in front of you on a silver platter for years and you still didn’t buy. At what price do you go long on $ROPE?