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The Jason Parser fud is the best one. Change my mind.

>> No.17238040

>>17237626
my claim to fame.

it was pretty much their rails github repo.

>> No.17238153

>>17237626
No the 1$ cup of coffee stable coin is the best one
I remember an anon ''It's written in the write paper. Link will be 1$ is the cost of a cup of coffee in Cayman Islands. Trust me I have been there I know it''
Liteally made my day. I still memeber

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When I first joined biz in January 2018, I was so confused by all these weird stories how Sergey went backpacking in Thailand and how him and Rory's dad had a feud or something because Sergey ate all the food in the fridge. Then the Jason Parser guy I was like who the fuck is he? Took me like a week to find out that Chainlink isn't just some meme shitcoin.

>> No.17238228

bsv fud is best because it's true, low iq linkies

>> No.17238601

the nail salon was, but you nulinkers wouldn't know shit about it

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>>17238153

>> No.17238666

>>17237626
the african meetup is the best fud
someone post it please

>> No.17238692

>>17237626
I still don't even know what a JSON Parser is. Can any of you niggers explain?

>> No.17238693

>>17238222
joke's on you, it's most definitely a meme shitcoin, couldn't describe it any better than that

>> No.17238711

>>17238222
>Chainlink isn't just some meme shitcoin
If chainlink was actually good it would never have achieved the cult status that took it to where it is today. You are at the mental level of a nigger.

>I first joined biz in January 2018
That explains it.

>> No.17238721

>>17238692

You’re the nigger who can’t compute a simple google search

>> No.17238744

I was one of the first to buy CL back in 2017. The FUD that sergay had escaped to Thailand Bc he was depressed and eating burgers really got me. Those days were crazy. Can’t believe we’re at $4. If we can just 10x from here I’ll retire.

>> No.17238795

I am a racist and I hold Chainlink. And I know I'm not the only one. I first heard of this smartcontract middleware project when posting in Stormfront. We were brain-STORMING (pun intended) some ideas that we nazis could use to undermine women and minorities and some intelligent anon brought up investing in the project and became the most upvoted idea. What does Chainlink have to do, at all, with opressing women and minorities you may ask? Well, I will explain to you in a way even a pathetic, weak and stupid female would understand, so you better be grateful here:

Because of the inefficiency of modern day contract enforcement, generally dominated by slow and inefficient government owned courts, in the last decades modern society has seen a huge explosion in the number of people employed as white collar workers. The stereotypes about white collar workers, all of them, are absolutely true. They are lazy pieces of shit, doing non-essential make-work while browsing their phones, maybe doing an hour or two at most or real work in the entire day. This is the context in which women entered the "work"force in masse. Women can't do real jobs. Well, maybe 10% can do something useful, but most of you only strut around in air conditioned offices like you're the hottest shit in the world, while men still do 95% of the work.

So... what is going to happen to all that unnecessary administrative bloat? Thanks to our man Sergey Nazarov the days of you paper pushers, lawyers and other parasites are numbered. Within a decade all these jobs will almost be gone. Smart contracts will make all of you go back into the kitchen, where you should have always been because there won't be a Jew megacorp willing to waste its money in hiring you when NEET nodes will do it for a fraction of the price.

Chainlink, the currency for a bright future where women will be oppressed and niggers curb stomped into extermination!

HEIL FUCKING HITLER
LONG LIVE SERGEY NAZAROV, THE LEADER OF OUR REVOLUTION

>> No.17238833

>>17238795
Man stfu

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>>17238693
>>17238711
I'm up over 1000% kek. Got 19k linkies and I'm just 20yo.

>> No.17238971

Chad O Fork