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[Anonymous No.17228378]

Why don't millennials buy private islands?

[Anonymous No.17228392]

>>17228378
I seen you can get some with monkeys on em off the coast of some south american countrys for like $50k.

[Anonymous No.17228412]

>>17228378
>>17228392
What would you do with it?

[Anonymous No.17228419]

What the hell am I going to do on private island except spend more money and time maintaining it?

[Anonymous No.17228432]

>>17228378
I'd only buy an island with at least 2 fast food chains and a well stocked bodega for my energy drinks and cheetos

[Anonymous No.17228440]

>>17228419
create your own country and (((Tax))) the residents

[Anonymous No.17228456]

>>17228412
fuck the monkeys, even better than big dogs

[Anonymous No.17228484]

>>17228412
Boomer aunts were buying them to turn them into airbnb retreats.

[Anonymous No.17228586]

>>17228412
private lawless cunny island ;)

[Anonymous No.17228641]

>>17228378
>be rich
>think it’s cool to have an island
>buy one
>build it
>get raided by pirates
>nobody for miles to help
>they rape and kill you and your whole family
Heh, nothing personnel, kiddo.

[Anonymous No.17228665]

>>17228412
play real-life Tropico

[Anonymous No.17228708]

>>17228378
wHo sAYs tHeY ArEn’T¿

[Anonymous No.17228739]

We're waiting for LINK to moon. Then I'll buy the biggest private island available and in the middle will be a huge golden statue of Sergey Nazarov. People from all around the world will come to the island to view a statue that's 10x the size of the statue of liberty.

[Anonymous No.17228741]

>>17228641
>not hiring an army of mercenaries to kill all niggers within 100 miles
Not as rich as you thought

[Anonymous No.17228761]

>>17228440
you are buying an island not a country