safu

[Anonymous No.17218531]

Dear CZ

I wrote to you but you still aint calling
I left my Twitter, IG and email at the bottom
I sent two DMs back in Autumn you must not've gottem
there prolly was a problem with Instagram or something
sometimes i scribble my wallet address wrong when i jot them
but anyways fuck it whats been up man hows your exchange?
My waifus pregnant now im about to be a father
if I have a daughter guess what ima call her? ima name her Changpeng
I read about Binance and SEC too im sorry
I had a friend kill himself over some jews that didn't want him
I know you prolly hear this everyday but im your biggest fan
I even bought all the IEO shits you did to scam
I got a room full of your Twitter posts and your pictures man
I like that shit you did in Africa, that shit was phat
but anyways I hope you hear this man,
hit me back
just a chat
truly yours
your biggest fan,
this is anon

[Anonymous No.17218536]

Dear CZ

You still aint call or wrote I hope you have a chance
I aint mad I just think its fucked up you banned Americans
if you didn't wanna talk to me about the ban, you didnt have to but you could've signed an autograph for Jamal
that's my wife's boyfriend, man. hes only 12 years old
we held your bags during the 2018 dump for you for 11 months and you just said no
that's pretty shitty man you're like his fucking idol
he wants to be just like you man he likes you more than I do
I ain't that mad tho I just dont like being lied to
remember when we met in Malta
you said if I write to you you would write back
see I'm just like you in a way
I never believed the fudders either, i would just hodl my bnb or get them cheaper
I can relate to what youre saying since youre smart so when i have a shitty day
I drift away and watch the charts cuz I dont really got shit else so that shit helps when I'm depressed
I even got a tattoo with your name across the chest
sometimes I even buy your IEO's at an ATH to see how much it bleeds
its like adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me
you see, everything you say is real and I respect you cuz you tell it
my waifu is jealous cuz I talk about u 24/7
but she don't know you like I know you Chang
no one does
she dont know what it was like for people like us growing up
you gotta DM me man I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose
sincerely yours,
anon

P.S we should be together too

[Anonymous No.17218548]

DEAR MISTER IM TOO GOOD TO CALL OR WRITE MY FANS

THIS WILL BE THE LAST PACKAGE I EVER SEND YOUR ASS
ITS BEEN 6 MONTHS AND STILL NO WORD, I DONT DESERVE IT?
I KNOW YOU GOT MY LAST TWO DMS & I WROTE MY WALLET ADDRESS ON THEM PERFECT
SO THIS IS MY VLOG IM SENDING YOU, I HOPE YOU SEE IT
I'M IN A CAR RIGHT NOW, IM DOING 90 ON A FREEWAY
HEY CHANG I DRANK A FIFTH OF SAKE. DARE ME TO DRIVE?
YOU KNOW THE COIN BY SERGEYY NAZAROV ABOUT THAT COIN WHO COULDVE SAVED THE OTHER COINS FROM BLEEDING BUT DIDN'T AND /BIZ/ BOUGHT IT ALL AND AFTER COINBASE LISTED THEY DUMPED THEM??
THATS KINDA HOW THIS IS, YOU COULDVE RESCUED ME FROM BLEEDNG NOW ITS TOO LATE IM ON A THOUSAND DOWNERS NOW IM DROWZY
AND ALL I WANTED WAS A LOUSY DM OR A CALL
I HOPE YOU KNOW I RIPPED ALL OF YOUR PICTURES OFF THE WALLS
I LOVE YOU CHANG WE COULD'VE BEEN TOGETHER
THINK ABOUT IT
YOU RUINED IT NOW, I HOPE YOUR COIN BLEEDS AND YOU DREAM ABOUT IT.
AND WHEN YOU DREAM I HOPE YOU CAN'T SLEEP AND YOU SCREAM ABOUT IT
I HOPE YOUR CONSCIENCE EATS AT YOU AND YOU CAN'T BREATHE WITHOUT ME
SEE CHANG,
SHUT UP NIGGER IM TRYNA TALK
HEY CHANG THAT'S MY WIFE AND JAMAL IN THE TRUNK BUT I DIDNT SLIT THEIR THROATS I JUST TIED EM UP SEE I AINT LIKE YOU
CUZ IF THEY SUFFOCATE THEY'LL SUFFER MORE AND THEN THEY'LL DIE TOO
WELL GOTTA GO IM ALMOST AT THE BRIDGE NOW
O SHIT I FORGOT HOW IM SUPPOSED TO SEND THIS SHIT OUT

[Anonymous No.17218564]

Dear Anon,

I meant to write you sooner but I just been busy
You said your waifu's pregnant now, how far along is she?
Look, I'm really flattered you would call your daughter that
And here's an autograph for Jamal
I wrote it on the Binance cap
I'm sorry I didn't see your messages earlier I must of missed you
Don't think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you
But what's this shit you said about you like to buy at an ATH too?
I say that shits just memeing' dog, come on, how fucked up is you?
You got some issues Anon, I think you need some counseling
To help your ass from bouncing off the walls when you get down some
And what's this shit about us meant to be together?
That type of shit will make me not want us to meet each other
I really think you and your waifu need each other
Or maybe you just need to treat her better
I hope you get to read this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time
Before you hurt yourself, I think that you'll be doin' just fine
If you relax a little, I'm glad I inspire you but Anon
Why are you so mad? Try to understand, that I do want you as a fan
I just don't want you to do some crazy shit
I seen this one shit on the news a couple weeks ago that made me sick
Some dude was drunk and drove his car over a bridge
And had a black kid in the trunk and a pregnant wife with a kid that isn't his
And in the car they found a tape, but they didn't say who it was to
Come to think about, his funds are.. it was safu
Damn..