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Total poorfag here wanting to spend 1k in tax returns on the stock market, what should I start with? Should I buy and hold one dividend stock and reinvest the returns? Or try to buy a lot of something cheap in hopes it goes up quickly? Google isnt much help with things this specific.

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>>17214715
what's in the hole

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>>17214786
me

>> No.17214843

>>17214786
Put your dick in and find out

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>>17214786
don't know bro but whatever it was, i think it might've been the reason that giant hot dog has a bite taken out of it

>> No.17214858

>>17214715
If you want risky investments with high returns buy penny stocks or shitcoins.

>> No.17214897

>>17214844
fucking kek

>> No.17214939

>>17214715
>Someone in the original post, I mean the one actually posted by the guy who made the video, said it was a catfish.

>It's a sandbank beside a river. You can see water at the bottom when he puts down the first bratwurst. There's sand so why can't it be a beach, right? You can tell it's not a beach or anywhere near a sea because of the moss and the darker sand as compared to lighter beach sand. Someone down the comment chain said it's an eel. But it's not. Eels live in burrows, yes. But eels are bottom dwellers who live at the very bottom of the river. Add to it the fact that these aren't burrows. The videographer made these holes specifically to fit the bratwursts. Catfish are known to come up to the surface to hunt for prey and hiding in similar places to this one. My guess is that there's an opening somewhere near this place from which the catfish found its way there. Also look at the bite. That's not a clean mammalian bite made by teeth. The bite is broken and jagged. Typical of fish bites. And catfish are agressive. They'll attack and eat anything. Even humans.

>Conclusion: that's a fucking catfish!

>Edit: Apparently that's not a bratwurst. It's a Webbox chub roll. Thanks for correcting me!

>> No.17215291

>>17214715
just get it all back in 20 dollar bills. put the 20 dollar bills on ebay for $23 a piece including shipping. that's $100 profit after stamps and envelopes.

>> No.17215342

>>17214715
>spend 1k in tax returns
Yeah you're welcome for my tax money dont spend it all in one place

>> No.17215654

>>17215342
Please explain how my money is your money

>> No.17215719

>>17214715

Lookup long call debit spread. You want to sell a SPY call one or two strikes above the price, and buy the one right below. Tomorrow at open do this for the friday options. You're triple your money. Then on monday do the same thing for the wednesday options. You'll 3x that again and have close to $10k. Rinse and repeat.