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Excuse me *clink clink* I have an urgent announcement regarding the bull market. Gather around.

>> No.17200296

reddit

>> No.17200300

>>17200291
N

>> No.17200313
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17200313

Excuse me *tink tink* don't listen to OP. I have a better announcement to make.

>> No.17200314

>>17200296
Shut up and grab some champagne.

>> No.17200325

>>17200313
Fuck off business frog. The long lineage of business cats have for centuries carried the best business announcements.

>> No.17200332
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17200332

*TINK*
*TINK*
*TINK*
*TINK*
*TINK*
*TINK*

>> No.17200339

>>17200313
Go ahead, im seated and ready

>> No.17200352
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17200352

>>17200332
Gd it. Nooooo

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>>17200291
>>17200313
>>17200332

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>>17200339
*ahem* *clears throat*

>> No.17200399
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17200399

>>17200352
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET HIM SPEAK

>> No.17200405
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17200405

Tezos will be #2 market cap in less than a month.

Fuck single mothers with half breed children.
Fuck walmart
Fuck cauliflower
Fuck business frogs
Fuck jeets
Fuck the Jews
Fuck elite pedos
Fuck Joe Biden
Fuck Elizabeth Warren
Fuck Bloomberg
Fuck the economy
Fuck corona beer
Fuck corona virus
Fuck Winnie the Pooh
Fuck jannies
Fuck trannies

>> No.17200416

*end of announcement*

Drops mic

>> No.17200447

>>17200405

Top 5 maybe.

>> No.17200490

>>17200447
We’ll see

>> No.17200513

>>17200405
Ah great it was a shitcoin announcement should have known.

>> No.17200551
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17200551

>>17200405
“winnie the pooh” oh hell no bout to call my tiggas

>> No.17200581

>>17200405
Based.

>> No.17200587

>>17200405
AAAAAAAAAAAA BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED

>> No.17200848
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>>17200405
The feel when I'm currently holding Tezos is the opposite of pick related.

>> No.17200917

>>17200551

Wtf. Get back to facebook boomer

>> No.17200953

>>17200917
you want to be accepted so bad

>> No.17201115
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>>17200551
lurk moar boomer

>> No.17201158

>>17200300
IGGER

>> No.17202075
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17202075

>>17200405
>you listen here fat.
>*sleeve rolling intensifies
>you're a dog faced pony soldier.
>*unbuckles belt
>I have long hairy blonde legs. And I once fought a cat.
>*cracks belt
>Just ask my black friend Candy Cob. I'm a bad dude.
>*sniffs terrified child from behind
>In my day we fought against communism, not for it, because we are the finish line.
>*doesn't take your malarkey

>> No.17202120

>>17200325
God damn normies.