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Never ever buy the stock of a company where employees shit while getting paid. Imagine all that lost productivity. All those slackers taking 1 hour shits every day. Short all shit companies where their revenue gets flushed down the toilet

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>>17179341
Chainlink could solve this by creating verifiable anus to toilet events that automatically deduct money from your salary via smart contract

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>>17179358
This is true, I'm an engineer for Chainlink and Sergey had a smartcontract made up that streams our wage, but we need to pause it when we go to the bathroom. If the contract detects we've stopped working but haven't paused our pay we forfeit the whole days wage. Chainlink is truly revolutionary and will change the way we all work forever.