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WTF are those lol

>> No.17174584

It means 1000K end of millisecond

>> No.17174582

If only Sergey linked a blogpost he just wrote

>> No.17174585

>>17174574
Latest buzzword to pump the price for the 700k dumps

>> No.17174611

>>17174574

A couple folks -- MakerDAO, UMA -- use oracles that find the price of assets by checking on-chain exchange rates. Some people prefer this because they find Chainlink's current system too centralized at the governance level, and they are therefore considered competition (though in reality all will soon see the light).

In classic Sergey fashion, he has won by CONSUMING them like a scrumptious big mac or tiny asian woman

>> No.17174629

>>17174611
Based

>> No.17174640

Who?

>> No.17174645

>>17174574
It’s fake

>> No.17174647

Very low energy news. Im not impressed at all

>> No.17174659

i n t e r o p e r a b i l i t y

>> No.17174832
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>meta oracles

>> No.17174853

>>17174574
Chainlink insider here. OK, guys I'm going to tell you what's up. I've been on this board for too long and I can't hide it from you, I grew up here. Remember the flight insurance announcement? Sergey's TA experts advised him that Chainlink is reaching a critical point in the huge symmetrical triangle that's been forming for months, a good opportunity for the new ATH. Sergey timed the release of his flight insurance news to coincide with this, expecting the price to rocket through the massive triangle into the new ATH, as his TA experts were saying. However, as you can see, this has not happened. There is ROCK-SOLID resistance at $3.50-$3.60 area and Chainlink didn't manage to break through. Why is this important? Some of the interested institutional investors are becoming anxious about Chainlink's usecase and tangible results, in meetings there's been words thrown around such as "token not needed", "what's stopping Morgan Stanley from creating their own oracles?" and things got very heated. Sergey is under considerable amount of stress and he is manufacturing usecases the best he can to make the price break through a new ATH, so he can present a picture of a product that's continously developing and the new ATH as organic interest in it to institutional players. Everyone is working overtime and Sergey has been under a lot of stress, he has gained more weight. Stay safe.

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17174864

WHO?

>> No.17174876
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>>17174574
wow an oracle , sounds mluch cool , add some ' mixicles' in the ' mix' and you got a crypto revolution!

>> No.17174952

>>17174853
SHIT, just as I was writing this I got a DM from my Chainlink source. IT'S HAPPENING TONIGHT. STRAP THE FUCK IN BOYS.

>> No.17174975

>>17174853
FUCKING LOL. Sad that some people will believe this crap

>> No.17174977

>>17174611
wow - consumed. ironically huge

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70k 0xdad meta dumps confirmed

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17175001

Another piece of the puzzle. All according to our keikaku.

>> No.17175003

>>17174952
based schizoposter

>> No.17175009
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>DeFi

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Very obvious fake.

>> No.17175031

>>17174952
If I am correct we should see a $3.7 Chainlink by the end of the hour and a new ATH by the end of the day. Chainlink offices buzzing, my source says everyone is staying over, a large amount of McDonalds and Dom Perignon has been ordered to celebrate new ATH.

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>town crier
>mixicles
>threshold signatures
>meta oracles
meanwhile in reality
>0 real users
>staking still not finished
>no updates on mainnet since launch

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>>17175031
THIS IS IT BOYS, CHAINLINK WILL NEVER BE BELOW $4 AGAIN

>> No.17175102

>>17175061
reality check

>> No.17175103

>>17175072
My Chainlink source DMed me that Sergey has JUST left his office and is now gathering his team to make an announcement. HE IS SMILING. IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING

>> No.17175114

>>17175103
Now smile

>> No.17175121

>>17175103
WHAT THE FUCK GUYS. AMD AND BARCLAYS ARE BOTH CONFIRMED. WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK. 1K EOY IS FUD

>> No.17175125

meta oracles just means Sergey found a way to aggregate all data instead of just numbers, which is what he calls oracles, they can only aggregate numbers and report the true value, meta oracles are next evolution of that aggregation and work on all data, this is bigger than Google news if u can grasp this.

>> No.17175138

>>17175125
*type of data if you are too retarded to figure that out. meta oracles = aggregation on all types of data, oracles = aggregation of only single type of data, numbers.

>> No.17175158

>>17175138
So aggregation of multiple types of data simultaneously?

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>>17175125
Grab these:
>Muh Meexicules !!!

>> No.17175218

>>17175158
no, aggregation working on multiple types of data instead of just numbers which was currently possible with aggregator. string is one type for "arrived/canceled/pending" type of data, meta-oracles can do this, oracles can't, with aggregation.

>> No.17175262

Use Chainlink for off chain price feeds, check for slippage against orher on chain sources, have certain fallback mechanisms in place is slippage is outside your defined threshold. Chainlink data in it's own is the best, but just gives users more flexibility

>> No.17175290

>>17174574
Yeah yeah ok Oracles are not hip anymore so Sergey throws in another buzzword as a hail mary to save his sinking ship of a coin. Sorry but not sorry, your coin is going back to where is belongs : out of CMC's ladder. This charade has lasted long enough.

>> No.17175308

For anyone that has half a brain on this board, buy now, this is huge.

>> No.17175324

>>17175308
can you explain in brainlet terms

>> No.17175331

>>17175324
It's a nothing burger.

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>>17175324
same here. brainlet terms plz.

>> No.17175416

>>17175324
Did you not read the blog post

>> No.17175447

which extends Chainlink’s capabilities to aggregating and reacting to any/all on-chain data. This meta oracle functionality allows users to combine any on-chain values with Chainlink’s own high quality off-chain data sources, while setting key conditions about how a smart contract should receive, react to and rely on this larger combined data set. Our goal with Chainlink’s meta oracle capabilities is to give smart contract developers more choice when deciding which data resources will be used to build and improve their DeFi smart contracts.

>> No.17175456

>>17174574
>our already widely used on-chain price reference data

Used by whom? Chainlink is paying those nodes they selected themselves. Does this sergey guy think everyone is as clueless as he is?

>> No.17175460

>with chainlink now able to reliably provide smart contracts access to any off-chain data source in a decentralized, secure and reliable manner

g..g...gggguys, does this mean steaks are done?!

>> No.17175465

>>17175324
>>17175357
link up go

>> No.17175471

>>17175324
another buzzword

>> No.17175524

>>17174611
Cumsumed wow 10,000$ end of decade

>> No.17175528

>>17174574
>Meta oracles
It's something that Sergey came up to try to pump the price with news again... Please pretend you're excited.

>> No.17175541

>>17175456
this, there is no adoption

>> No.17175549

>>17174853
Shit bro thanks for the heads up should i also tell Gary my neighbour to sell his link he is quite old so cant handle the risk at his age

>> No.17175561

>>17175357
>>17175324
>A couple folks -- MakerDAO, UMA -- use their own oracles that find the price of assets by checking on-chain exchange rates. Some people prefer this because they find Chainlink's current system too centralized at the governance level, and these oracles are therefore considered competition (though in reality all will soon see the light).
>In classic Sergey fashion, he has won by CONSUMING them like a scrumptious big mac or tiny asian woman. Chainlink can now take these competitor oracle data as well

>> No.17175620
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"The market is doing well now.. How do we pump and dump this shit real quick?"


"Well Jack Errmmmm I mean.. Sergey.. We can tell them that not only are we making oracles, but we are designing Meta Oracles too."

"Yeah fuck it sounds good. *puts on sun glasses and walks away with a hot asian stripper gf, probably to do cocaine*"
aaand.. scene.

>> No.17175645

People new to /biz/: Yes, Chainlink seems like a promising project. Yes, it seems like the team is full of geniuses. Loads of partnerships. The world is going to run on LINK! Right?
Before you buy, let me tell you a story.
I was visiting San Francisco to see one of my friends. We went to a strip club, and while I was there I saw Sergey, surrounded by women. He was throwing tons of money at them, but not just bills. It was stacks upon stacks of $10,000, sealed up with white paper bands like he had just come straight from a bank.
I went up to him and congratulated him on the success of Chainlink as of late (this was about a month ago), and he started laughing. He took a hefty swig from a bottle of Dom Perignon and said, "Yeah? You think I care, stinky?"
Confused, I asked what he meant, and said that he had obviously put a lot of work into LINK and he should be proud.
"Fundamentally, I don't give two fucks about Chainlink, kid."
He was about to say something else but one of the strippers tapped him on the shoulder. Sergey pulled out from his pocket the biggest ziplock bag full of cocaine I've ever seen in my life. It looked like one of those gallon bags, almost bulging at the seams. The stripper ran off into a back room with it.
He then pulled out a Zippo lighter.
"You wanna know what I think about Chainlink?"
He snapped his fingers and a stripper handed him a bottle of Hennessy. He then pulled about 20 stacks of bills from a duffel bag, threw them on the floor, poured cognac all over them. He flicked his Zippo and dropped it onto the pile. Almost instantly the whole stack caught.
I stared at him, speechless.
"It's called a 'PUMP and DUMP,' kid."
He laughed as he watched the pile burn before losing interest and going into a back room with his entourage of strippers following carrying duffel bags full of what I assume was money and coke.
This is the man you are supporting by buying LINK.

>> No.17175682

>>17175645
This is one of my favs

>> No.17175707

>>17175682
Thanks I wrote it

>> No.17175721

>>17174611
>bend the knee or be consoomed

>> No.17175745

>>17175682
I think it’s pretty crude
Souless nu-FUD

>> No.17175773

>>17175721
>the 31 year old consoomer

>> No.17175782
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>>17175645
v. based

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>>17174611
good god, tiny asian woman makes my dick hard as a diamond (which is as expensive as 1 link token)

>> No.17175803

>>17174611
aka chainlink is a fucking centralized scam. been telling people for years now. retards.

>> No.17175822

>>17175803
>accepting every type of oracle
>centralized
ayyyy

>> No.17175847

>>17174582
lmao

>> No.17175881

>>17175803
Hahaha okay I guess I'll just have to make SHITLOADS OF MONEY off a "scam" then.

>> No.17176002

>>17174611
Baste
>>17174977
Czeched

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>>17174574

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>>17175456
Chainlink is number two in gas usage

>> No.17176136

>>17176016
This is what Sergey has always looked like to me.

>> No.17176197

>>17174611
That anon from 6 months ago who told us that chainlink was going to swallow the competition, indeed the entire trust assurance industry, whole was not larping

>> No.17176233

>>17176197
swallowed.com was bought and registered by sergey nazarov aka satoshi on 2008-10-25

>> No.17176442

>>17175465
Kek

>> No.17176589

Did anyone else get that email from Sergey asking to sign up for the Oracle Premium service for $14.99 a month?

Is it any good?

>> No.17176631

>>17176589
Yeah i was part of the closed beta test. Its alright. Not a fan of the mandatory hourly update on sergey's cholesterol level. If you dont consume the api you lose your membership

>> No.17176674

>>17176589
literally the only data feed it unlocks is current Big Mac prices. I hated it at first but it's actually pretty based.

>> No.17176706

>>17174574
Meta in programming terms usually means to change the default value or function of something, normally an array/table or object. In this case it looks like the Oracle is getting some sort of default/backup functionality, probably as another layer of security/reliability.

>> No.17176836

>>17175456
Chainlink subsidizes them alright. CL gets paid in cold hard cash, that's why there hasn't been any 700k dumps. It's the select few node operators that are dumping on us now to pay for their gas prices. They really need to build out the nodes to more then 21 for fuck sake.

>> No.17177049

>>17175324
>>17175357
imagine you receive a package and the delivery sticker says the package contains coffee beans, because it does. meta oracles are the sticker telling you the contents so you dont have to open the package up to find out yourself.

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>>17174574
Not steaking not care. I should've sold at 4.5 FUCK

>> No.17177528

>>17174574
Jesus Christ these fuckers are useless.

>> No.17177562

>>17174584
Underrated

>> No.17177609

>>17174574
>ctrl+f chainlink
>0 results

>> No.17178510

>>17174611
Based and trapper-keeper pilled

>> No.17179299

>>17175324
slippage due to low liquidity will cease to exist on dexes because of pricing bands enabled by off price data being compared with on chain price data

>> No.17179315

old.vocaroo.com/i/s18AjfUgNu2S

>> No.17179319

>>17179299
off chain price data*

>> No.17179682

>Meta-oracle
=
Meta-making-it

>> No.17179992

Guys sergey getting fatter was the biggest clue all along! We don’t just make other networks bend the knee, we CONSOOOM them!

>> No.17180009

>>17179992
Sergey is Katamari Damaci

>> No.17180462

>>17174574
>widely used on-chain price reference
>widely used
i have a 55k stack but this is funny

>> No.17180475

>>17174574
Is /biz/ literally braindead? What in the fuck is going on in this thread? Are you retards not even capable of reading anymore?

>> No.17180483

>>17180009
kek!

>>17179315
I don’t even need to visit the site
I just look at the URL and it starts playing in my head

>> No.17180488

>>17180475
I literally made this thread before reading the article faggot

>> No.17180495

>>17180475
I don't even know what a regular oracle is, I just bought Link because the logo looks like that thing on saturn

>> No.17180573

>>17174574
What's DeFi?

>> No.17180589

>>17180573
Decentralized Findom