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17172729 No.17172729 [Reply] [Original]

ICX is the ultimate buttfuck coin. Whenever I hear the letters I C X uttered I instinctively lower my pants and stick my ass high into the air. I cannot help it. There I lie in wait for the slant eyed masters of Korea to come and punish me. ICX. Icon of buttfuckery.

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>>17172729
Original Ultimate buttfuck poster here. Let me let you in on a little secret.

We already achieved the current ultimate buttfuck. But simply put, we can't acheive a new, resounding buttfuck if the coin remains low.

Encase you weren't aware, months prior, ICX bagholders were proudly waving their assholes up high, into the sky awaiting their buttfuck from ICX. But as of late there has been a massive movement across ICX bagholders to move their crytoassholes from up in the air, to several miles below sea level.

That's right, we're planning for the next buttfuck to go way up. With this many asses pointed towards the ground, the dildos raping our cryptoassholes will be pointing the other way around. It was this inverse-asshole phenomenon that was responsible for the recent spikes in price. So fellow UBC holders, keep those assholes down low, and get ready for the next ultimate buttfuck of a life time.

>> No.17173515

>>17173131
Wow, /biz/ is actually based for once. Thank you, the board is better now that you posted.

>> No.17173546

stay poor waito piggu!

>> No.17173593

>>17172729
Stay poor 1000 vending machines eoy

>> No.17173612

I am financially ruined

>> No.17173613

>>17172729
Lmfaoooo