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You MUST report in if you are en route to your wage cage or you are currently waging. No EXCEPTIONS. Mr Shekelberg demands a headcount.

>> No.17168541
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Mr Shekelberg and Mr Wen Heu Li wont be happy that their wagies aren't conforming to company policy.

>> No.17168565

Hemlo

>> No.17168766

about to leave for work at my awesome job, so hi!

>> No.17168773
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Caffeine and cigs aren't helping the pain anymore

>> No.17168793
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>tfw you wake up thinking you’ve finally succumbed to schizophrenia because you’re so sleep deprived that you forgot that ragie waging is normal

>> No.17168807

>make $63k a year telling people who make double that where to go and what to do

Feels ambivalent, man.

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>>17168503
is becoming expert in some shit and moving to work as a contractor/consultant 6 months a year is a final and practical non meme redpill?

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>>17168793
>>tfw you wake up thinking you’ve finally succumbed to schizophrenia because you’re so sleep deprived that you forgot that ragie waging is normal
>succumbed to
>succ
Sounds good to me.

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>>17168807
What do you do anon, im in dire need of a career change as im gonna shoot myself waging in a lab for next to nothing

>> No.17169031

>>17168972
I manage elevator mechanics. 20 minutes of work followed by 460 minutes of thumb-in-ass waiting for something to happen. It's mind-numbing in the truest sense of the word.

>> No.17169235

>>17169031
>not using your time to write a book
>not using your extra moments to draw or work on art skills
>not using all that extra time to do stomach crunches and kegels
>not using that time to read and comprehend difficult books and learn sciences, maths and languages
>not using that time to pop pimples, pluck hairs and floss teeth
>not using that time to catfish thots into sending you fap material
>not using that time to fold origami

>just "460 minutes of thumb-in-ass waiting for something to happen."

Please die soon so someone worthy may fill your position

>> No.17169280

>>17169235
I read when I can and check the news. I'm often not alone in my office and don't want to appear completely superfluous. I front-load all my work so I have a lot of down time.

>> No.17169537

>>17169280
I take back what I said. Enjoy the comfy job, anon.
I envy you

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>>17169280
I would recommend getting a nice tablet, maybe an iPad pro with a drawing pen. Then you can do anything you want, learn to draw, even shitpost, and it will look like you're a professional.

>> No.17170331

>>17168503
I actually love my job. And I get free coffee there. Boss lets me smoke on the roof. Not bad.

>> No.17170583

>been working at corporate boomer pharma labs for 4 years
>have to keep up this bullshit facade and only interact with boomers and sad sods my age who are absolutely immersed in this culture
>fired from pfizer cuz some full time employee cunt (i was contractor) ratted me out when i suspected i made a mistake and wanted advice
>unemployed 4 month
>finally found an analytical chemist position at a medical marijuana lab
>coworkers are all decent people in their mid 20s
>get smoked out by coworkers every other day, I've handed out acid to most of em by now
>management isn't on your ass over retarded shit like showing up 15min late or appearances or none of that corporate niggerdry
>discuss /pol/ and chainlink shit while working
>only work 4 days a week, sometimes my weekends are 4-5 days long with occasional 1 day weekend
>full benefits, was paid for a full week off to ski within 3 weeks of starting
Even if i make it ill still work a little while so i can get a few mortgages before quitting

>> No.17170720

>>17170583
How do I get into this? 28 y/o east coast burger, no background in STEM

>> No.17170743

>>17169580
Based

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>>17170331
>i get cheap coffee & cancer breaks

>> No.17170766

>>17169580
This... This is actually a good idea.
I always wanted to draw lolis

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>>17169580
>x axis and y axis are reversed
this image was probably made by a nigger who is earning more than you

>> No.17170932

>>17168503
waging + shitposter checking in

>> No.17170936

>>17170759
Based

>> No.17170991

>>17170583
U in Cali? Let’s smoke a blunt bruh

>> No.17170995

>>17170583
BASED