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She wants 500$ a month in rent and I have 10,000 LINK and negative 220$ in my checking account. I showed the dumb bitch where Link's price is right now and she knew where it was before. She's at her wits end with me and I told her to just give it 3 more months, but she isnt having it. She took away my XBOX too and I'm in South Dakota where there is nothing else to do but play Halo 3. Shes telling me to go work in an oil field but I dont want to be killed when we are so close to the singularity. Any South Dakota LinkMarines I can stay with for the summer? I'll give you 50 link a month. Or should I just hit the fat bitch over the head with a frying pan?

>> No.17159932

>>17159911
Go out from that basement and find a job to keep your links

>> No.17159937

Fuck your mom, nigger

>> No.17159951

>>17159911
Back to this hey.

Can’t you try to be a little bit more creative.

>> No.17159957

>>17159911
Copypasta

>> No.17159974

>>17159951
>>17159937
>>17159932
NEW FAGS GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT FUCKING RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.17159975

>>17159957
Wow thanks third worlder, we had no idea!

>> No.17160014

>>17159951
He actually updates the price of link in the pasta so i like the concept. Just wait till he's still a neet in his moms house @ 1k/link

>> No.17160037

>>17159911
she didn't kick you out before so why would she kick you out now?

>> No.17160046

>>17159974
says the newfag

>> No.17160082

>>17159911
The best part about this copy and pasta is watching the amount of LINK required to satisfy the rent payment decrease over time. Pretty soon anon will need 0.5 LINK to cover that $500 rent charge

>> No.17160111

>>17160046


This

>> No.17160149

>>17160111
tripsoftruth

>> No.17160161

>>17160082
This. I thought it was stupid till i noticed this little effort

>> No.17160202

>>17160082

I was thinking that as well desu. That little detail has elevated this from shit-tier to actually a subtle and respectable pasta

>> No.17160213

>>17159911
You should be more respectful toward your mother and sell all your link, it's a scamcoin.

>> No.17160271

>>17159911
Kys nigger

>> No.17160544
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17160544

>>17159911
>>17159975
whats with autists and loving repetition? you know normal people dont find jokes funny the 1000th time. is this why you love anime and memes? like that dbz season where they had a 17 episode fight. you have to be seriously retarded to enjoy that. you probably did

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17160569

>>17159911
>17 replys

>> No.17160586

>>17160544
I did

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17160714

>>17160586
whats wrong with you?